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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: This Man Filled Out His CV Using Google Autocomplete… The Result Is Hilarious! by Lanretoye(m): 9:38am On Jul 05, 2017
Google should just hire that guy...lol
people be here shouting "winning CV" but none could be more catchy than this.
Crime › Re: Crying Robber Escapes Jungle Justice After Trying To Stab A Lady. Photos/video by Lanretoye(m): 7:49pm On Jul 04, 2017
make den dey rob politicians,na den carry the money not innocent ppl who hustle for their money otherwise...Michelin tyre plus 1litre of PMS judgement.
Politics › Re: Melaye: Magu Can NOT Be EFCC Chairman, His Mates Are Area Commanders And Dpos by Lanretoye(m): 6:50pm On Jul 04, 2017
ofa your dead body abi.
Crime › Re: Why Kingpin Kidnapper - Evans Should Be Utilised And Not Crucified by Lanretoye(m): 7:06am On Jul 04, 2017
so a criminal should be utilized to breed more criminals abi.
Crime › Re: Breaking News! Lagos Police Demands Genuine ID From Ikorodu Residents by Lanretoye(m): 6:56am On Jul 04, 2017
fistonati:
Where is Abba Kyari that is applauding himself since Evans saga broke? As sophisticated as he claimed to be, he couldn't take charge of ikorodu command because of badoo boys. Shame, as the issue is getting out of hand.
I don't expect this kind of comment from any one that is above 18.
Crime › Re: Woman Raises Alarm After A Man Keeps Claiming They Are His Family (photos) by Lanretoye(m): 6:52am On Jul 04, 2017
kolafolabi:
There is this Yoruba adage that says Ohun to wu ole wu ole..
The guy we are talking about is obviously a yahoo boy. If he really wants that lovely daughter and mother, he should go impregnate one of his beautiful oloshos and leave that family alone.. Arrant nonsense
think deeper,that man probably knows what he is saying.there must have been conversations between them behind cameras before he took out to social media...the guy doesn't look like a smelo,he must have planked the lady at a point,raising suspicion that the baby is his.
the truth is only embedded between God and the lady but me I will prescribe a DNA or the lady should prove her self at the ayilala shrine.
Christianity Etc › Re: Esther Benyeogo Wins N260m At RCCG Talent Show (Photos) by Lanretoye(m): 6:33am On Jul 04, 2017
Christian project fame.
Politics › Re: Ivanka Trump Gushes About Meeting Chibok Girls In The US (Photos) by Lanretoye(m): 6:13am On Jul 04, 2017
Ivanka's leg sha...
Politics › Re: Special Adviser To Buhari On Public Prosecution Rain Abuses On A Facebook Troll! by Lanretoye(m): 1:17am On Jul 04, 2017
I take side with @emmanuel on his account,so if the evil hadn't fell nigh the SA it wouldn't have meant anything to him.
we are all Nigerians,what ever the weather be must be felt by all and not just by some.
if our leaders children are in local schools,something must have been done to check all anomalies and decadence in our institutions.
Politics › Re: The Suicide Song That Claimed The Lives Of 130 People by Lanretoye(m):
Ahmadgani:
kill myselfhuh na i rather fly to dubai to go and faint
I downloaded the song and played till day break...although I committed suicide but I didn't die.i mean I slept off but woke up this morning.
Politics › Re: Wordpress 4.8 Is Named "Evans" by Lanretoye(m): 12:53am On Jul 04, 2017
the only Evans we know in Nigeria is evans.
Jokes Etc › Re: 2017 Twitter Clap Backs And Epic Replies That Would Make You Laugh Out Loud by Lanretoye(m): 12:48am On Jul 04, 2017
that remote own get me o...in fact if u slap the remote and e no work,slap the TV join.
Career › Re: Funke Abimbola And Her 23 Pages Of CV Got People Talking by Lanretoye(m): 11:47pm On Jul 03, 2017
cococandy:
What is wrong with you people?

Are you so insecure you feel you have to rubbish a woman's achievement by making it seem like her intelligence and hardwork mean nothing unless it is used to service you guys?

Can you see how deplorable you are? Hateful insecure beings.
na wah o,see ur username self...olosho pull over!!!
pray make God make u without a family at almost menopause.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Custom Service Officers List After The "Ethnic Cleansing by Lanretoye(m): 9:44pm On Jul 03, 2017
weyab:
Nigeria Custom Service Officers List After the "Ethnic Cleansing" by Col Ali & Buhari - Chidi Cali.
Comptroller:
North West***********26
North East ********** 22,
North Central ********15,
South West ***********8,
South South **********8.
South East ************6
Deputy Comptroller:
North East***********67
North Central******* 60,
North West **********55,
South West **********39,
South South *********39.
South East ***********23
Assistant comptroller:
North East***********92
North Central******* 88,
North West **********81,
South West **********43,
South South *********43.
South East ***********42
What type of Restructuring will change this nepotistic appointments & ethnic imbalance by Buhari's govt. ONE NIGERIA INDEED!!!. - Chidi Cali
if u think buhari's govt made those appointments then ur memory needs to be restructured before an upgrade.
Career › Re: Funke Abimbola And Her 23 Pages Of CV Got People Talking by Lanretoye(m): 9:36pm On Jul 03, 2017
when she finally get a husband,her testimony will be up to volume 50.
Celebrities › Re: OAP Dami Shares Story Of How Her Friend Ruined Her Life With A HIV Infected Man by Lanretoye(m): 9:30pm On Jul 03, 2017
this story has got no morale to me...the gut is living happily with his family so she should learn to live happily with her HIV,who knows if the guy actually infected her or she got it from the drivers,food,romance,sex,shopping etc.
Crime › Re: Video: Yahoo Boy Calls 5 Native Doctors To Place Curses On Whistleblowers In Edo by Lanretoye(m): 4:39am On Jul 03, 2017
this one mean business o but he never knew he has successfully blown his own whistle.
Crime › Re: Why Do People Switch-off Lights @ Night, Is It More Secure? by Lanretoye(m): 4:36am On Jul 03, 2017
surroundings should be adequately illuminated for security and lights should be avoided internally for safety but at least a torch should be easily accessible should there be a need.
Crime › Re: When You Saw This, What First Came To Your Mind?? by Lanretoye(m): 4:14am On Jul 03, 2017
thats one of the dens.
Crime › Re: Female Student Dies After Taking Drugs To Celebrate Her University Graduation by Lanretoye(m): 4:12am On Jul 03, 2017
aja 4 ti gbera o.
Crime › Re: Photos Of Cutlass Weilding Residents Securing Their Area Over Badoo Cult Group by Lanretoye(m): 3:59am On Jul 03, 2017
these badoo people bad o,dem even kill ikorodu dogs too..
anyway,when police is collecting salary and the people are doing their job for them.
Politics › Re: EFCC To Investigate Ahmadu Bello's Grandson As Sultan Refuses To Intervene by Lanretoye(m): 3:55am On Jul 03, 2017
efcc is a story that has a beginning and no end.
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Returns To London To Visit Ailing President by Lanretoye(m): 3:47am On Jul 03, 2017
if una no declare his state of health and continue to waste tax payers money on his treatment,he will never get well.i wonder what kind of Muslim that find it difficult to tell basic truth...I know by the time he starts decomposing like yaradua they will bring his corpse home but he would have already missed Aljana because he won't be buried according to mislim rites.
I'm not wishing him dead but if they can spend our money that may probably be summing up to billions on him,then we deserve an account.
Crime › Re: Two Children Declared Missing After Leaving Their House In Ikorodu, Lagos (Pics) by Lanretoye(m): 3:35am On Jul 03, 2017
I wonder if that ikorodu is a part of Lagos.
Crime › Re: If You Are On Dreads Please Avoid Ikorodu, You Will Be Tagged As A Badoo Gang Me by Lanretoye(m): 8:14pm On Jul 02, 2017
OrestesDante:
angry

What if I'm a Rastafarian and live in Ikorodu? grin
you go talk maybe ikorodu na babylon if dem catch u.
Events › Re: How To Plan Your Nigerian Wedding For N20,000 Or Less by Lanretoye(m): 7:59pm On Jul 02, 2017
na wrapper husband and wife go tie go registry abi...
Education › Re: Enem Aniemeka, NAF Officer Emerges Best Doctoral Student At Babcock University by Lanretoye(m): 7:50pm On Jul 02, 2017
m
Celebrities › Re: Beverly Naya Receives DM From A Married Man Who Wants To Make Her "Queen 2" by Lanretoye(m): 8:23am On Jul 01, 2017
when you are so high on action bitters.
Family › Re: My Wife Is Pregnant, I Don't Know If Its With My Baby. by Lanretoye(m): 11:20pm On Jun 29, 2017
Bros just take ur time,from ur story it might just be insinuations...any test that proves negative will further ruin ur house.if there had not been issues in your affair,you wouldn't have all those dated details.
Career › Re: Stop Calling Everyone An Entrepreneur by Lanretoye(m): 7:46am On Jun 29, 2017
anyone that makes a financial undertaking with probable risk of two events ie,profit or loss to me is an entrepreneur.only that the ability to measure and take risks makes a better one.
Celebrities › Re: Sandra Okagbue Looks Good In New Photos by Lanretoye(m): 10:51am On Jun 28, 2017
what does she look like?
Celebrities › Re: Omoni Oboli Disowns Dog In Family Photo 2 Years After For Fear Of Being Called O by Lanretoye(m): 10:01am On Jun 28, 2017
Lanceslot:
Hope that bag too is not borrow pose?
she said it nah,some ppl self...them no go read,na thirst to comment dey worry them.

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