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PoliticsRe: My Abductors Wanted To Kill Me — Falae by Lanretoye(m): 6:43am On Oct 19, 2015
shay na only you dem go first steal ni?
CrimeRe: Photos: ISIS Ordered A Man To Dig His Own Grave Before Being Shot by Lanretoye(m): 9:38am On Oct 18, 2015
ISIS,i dey warn you ooo,why you go do that kain thing.
Christianity EtcRe: 5 Reasons God Doesn’t Answer Your Prayers by Lanretoye(m): 9:29am On Oct 18, 2015
are those the reasons God gave for not answering prayers or the reasons you feel he dosent answer prayers? lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: THE N 500 Million Bounty:how Nnamdi Kanu Got Arrested by Lanretoye(m): 1:02am On Oct 18, 2015
debris:
Some people wen they hear biafra they just wana hear bad news
plx repent....
2015 stil got days to work on ur life.
ur moniker tho undecided
PoliticsRe: Military Officers Should Not Be Punish For Withdrawing by Lanretoye(m): 12:48am On Oct 18, 2015
dustmalik:
grin grin grin grin grin grin for you to have made this comment, it means you clearly don't know who Musiwa is, and his antecedents.
the one and only president of the country of western nigeria; GCON,CON,OFR,MFR,MFM...lol
PoliticsRe: Ministerial List: Buhari Begs PDP Senators by Lanretoye(m): 7:45pm On Oct 06, 2015
stanech:
This is the worst set of ministers ever presented by any president in the world
Show me your friends and I will show u whom u are
Buhari is a thief for parading bunch of thieves as ministers
Na the 12 disciples he suppose nominate now...mtcheew
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Brendan Rodgers Liverpool Manager Sacked by Lanretoye(m): 8:42pm On Oct 04, 2015
Republlican:
Welcome development grin


Sacking mode activated cheesy


If you feel its time to sack mourinho in Chelsea please guys lets vote.


If you want mourinho out click LIKE, if you want him to stay click SHARE.


Please vote wisely.
PDP rigging this your election already.
PoliticsRe: #TheList (funny Picture) by Lanretoye(m): 8:24pm On Oct 01, 2015
This list na thriller, to say the least.
PoliticsRe: See Pics Of Buhari & Osinbajo Cutting Independence Day Cake While Saraki Watches by Lanretoye(m): 8:20pm On Oct 01, 2015
cheap but glamorous...
N70m ceremony making more sense than N22b ceremony.
God punish some people.
EducationRe: Only A Genius Can Interpret This (photo) by Lanretoye(m): 8:07pm On Oct 01, 2015
prof800:
Venus rotates very slowly.
By the time it has completed one revolution around the sun, it would still be yet to have made a full 360° rotation about its axis.
you see ur self?
PoliticsRe: Buhari Meets With Bill Clinton & Gates In New York by Lanretoye(m): 10:30pm On Sep 26, 2015
bill clinton,bill gates...bar man,how much be my bill?
PoliticsRe: Emperor Pus20c,ademusiwa3, Ademusiwa9,puss, Pus97 A CASE STUDY by Lanretoye(m): 10:21pm On Sep 26, 2015
...very sane mad man...[/quote]lol
PoliticsRe: Emperor Pus20c,ademusiwa3, Ademusiwa9,puss, Pus97 A CASE STUDY by Lanretoye(m): 10:10pm On Sep 26, 2015
bettercreature:
Na oversabi go kill you!
thank you prophet,at least e better pass bomb.
PoliticsRe: Emperor Pus20c,ademusiwa3, Ademusiwa9,puss, Pus97 A CASE STUDY by Lanretoye(m): 8:13am On Sep 26, 2015
the emperor is gradually becoming a celeb for being mad.
who knws he/she created this thread self.
PoliticsRe: Saraki Emerges As Number One Citizen by Lanretoye(m): 7:37pm On Sep 25, 2015
is this what you were taught in school abi na u refuse to learn.
PoliticsRe: We Can’t Overlook A Lot Of Things (saraki Vs CCT) – Tinubu by Lanretoye(m): 6:44am On Sep 25, 2015
Alpha2k:
Tinubu easy o. Your hands too are not clean.
bros,that man showed up at the cct some time without ado,even as an opposition...He is a brave man,no doubt.
I love JAGABAN!!!
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: See What Erosin Did To This Community In Obawole,lagos by Lanretoye(m): 6:38am On Sep 25, 2015
adeitoro:
I thought is only the SE that has erosion huh
It seems that yoloba migrants leaving in that area has blocked the drainage system.
Yolobas should go back to their villages.
Yolobas stop spoiling Lagos for us.

Eko Oni Baje

Proudly Igbo
Proudly Lagosian
when will ur sub expire?
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Gave It All As Jesus Christ Did – Fayose by Lanretoye(m): 6:35am On Sep 25, 2015
This fayose self,e be like dem send am to Gej...upon all wetin he don cause for gej,e never turn for him back.
e be like na kill him wan kill am.
PoliticsRe: I Was Not Attacked, Says Saraki ;D by Lanretoye(m): 6:26am On Sep 25, 2015
how can they attack a whole senate president, the videos i am seeing are all APC propagandas...
SARAKI MY ROLL MODEM!!! grin
SportsRe: Weeds Overtake Rashidi Yekini’s House (Photos) by Lanretoye(m): 11:47pm On Sep 23, 2015
Gejpresident:
Only if had accepted jesus while on earth, now he is in hell burning

And his house and name about to be cut off from the face of the earth

That's what gonna befalls northerners soon

God bless Nigeria Delta, God bless Christianity
if ogun read this rubbish wey u post now,he go punish you...y u no go jump for lagoon if u knw say heaven sure for u.
RomanceRe: Six Reasons Why A Virgin May Not Bleed When Deflowered by Lanretoye(m): 5:59am On Sep 23, 2015
Omotayor123:
I have heard of cases where a "suppose virgin" doesn't bleed on her Wedding night. The disappointment the man would fell will be nothing compared to The pain and frustration she would feel afterwards. Here emphasis is not on self acclaimed virgin that use fingers or cucumber etc. To masturbate..
Most men sees blood as the only way to ascertain if a girl is virgin or not. But that is not necessarily so.

Before you condemn that virgin, here are the reasons why she didn't bled:

1. Some girls are born without a hymen;

2. The hymen may tear naturally when a girl
plays sports or engages in any physical activity;

3. The hymen is not always smooth but tends to
be perforated and that the perforations may get
bigger and cause the hymen to break once a girl
menstruates;

4. The hymen can be broken by the use of

tampons;
5. The hymen may be very small or very elastic
so that no breakage occurs at all (some women
even become pregnant while their hymens are
still intact);

6. A hymen may not bleed when broken.


Given these facts, it is extremely sad that
women all over the world are still expected to
bleed on their wedding nights as proof that they
are virgins and that they often pay severe
consequences if they happen not to bleed,
possibly being shamed and humiliated, instantly
divorced or even killed. To avoid such disasters,
women have resorted to various tricks to ensure
that they bleed, including the use of animal blood
in their private parts or even cutting themselves,
while wealthier women often get gynecological
exams before marriage and do hymen-repair
surgery in the event that no hymen is found.
There is so much confidence in the idea that an
intact hymen proves virginity that the trend in
many countries now is to have one's daughter
"officially certified" as a virgin by a clinic. This is
so embarassing for the girls that a number of
them (most notably in Turkey) have committed
suicide rather than be touched by strangers in
this bizarre, invasive manner.

Source :
http://www.islamicgarden.com/mythhymen.html

Cc. lalasticlala
Most ladies were raped by someone when they were young (according to their lamba),and since they were not formally bleeped,they remain virgins without hymen.
RomanceRe: ________________ by Lanretoye(m): 5:52am On Sep 23, 2015
JumpingChicken:
Hi,

My name is raymond, 31yrs old. I need a lady between 32 and 45 for a relationship. I am:

Dark
5.10 inches tall.
Athletic
Gentle
Indoor Guy
Honest
Loyal
Hard working
Intelligent
Love sex
I don't need ur money, just ur company.
Mail me on: raysimpson838@yahoo.com
5.10 inches tall?,my guy i have brain for sell...
RomanceRe: How To Ask A Girl Out 101 by Lanretoye(m): 5:45am On Sep 23, 2015
chemmerfrank:
Wetin you wan talk wey we never hear?
na which kain kaka we never see...
CrimeRe: A Lady Stab Her Boyfriend In The Stomach ( Viewer Discretion Advice) by Lanretoye(m): 5:08am On Sep 23, 2015
a lady (insane) stabbed a man (sane) abi?
CrimeRe: CCT: Saraki's counsel Protests Tribunal's Adjournment Date by Lanretoye(m): 5:01am On Sep 23, 2015
incompetence!!!
Gone are the days when judgment tarries unnecessarily.
CrimeRe: Ketu And Ikeja Madmen Delivered By Same Pastor by Lanretoye(m): 4:56am On Sep 23, 2015
God does not collect one naira for healing,he is neither general hospital nor psychiatry...
Dear pastor,ma God cause you to increase.
Men of God/god in mansions,jet and jeeps...follow suit,so we can have less psychotics on our streets.
PoliticsRe: Photos - Saraki Leaving The Tribunal All Smiles by Lanretoye(m): 4:39am On Sep 23, 2015
e be like na only me observe the weight loss when i see the third pic...anyway, i hope you laugh at last sha.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Owing Soldiers Salary Arrears! by Lanretoye(m): 4:33am On Sep 23, 2015
likila:
B’Haram: Pardoned soldiers plead for salary arrears

SEPTEMBER 22, 2015 : OLUSOLA FABIYI 0 COMMENTS
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President Muhammadu Buhari
President Muhammadu Buhari
The over 3,000 soldiers who were recently pardoned for their alleged refusal to fight Boko Haram have appealed to President Muhammadu Buhari to order the payment of their salary arrears.

The soldiers were dismissed and put on trial during former President Goodluck Jonathan’s regime but they were recently reinstated by President Muhammadu Buhari after their cases were reviewed by the army authorities.

The affected soldiers, after their recall, were said to have been sent back to the battlefront to confront the insurgents they allegedly ran away from in the first instance.

The recalled soldiers’ lawyer, Mr. Femi Falana(SAN), told our correspondent in an interview in Abuja on Monday, that his clients were happy and appreciative of the Federal Government’s gesture.

He said the reinstatement of the soldiers had further boosted the morale of the soldiers and that their commitment to fighting Boko Haram had doubled.

But he said the soldiers would want the Federal Government to pay their salary arrears issue as soon as possible.

Falana said, “The panel set up by the Chief of Army Staff listened to all the victims and recommended that 3,002 dismissed officers and soldiers be recalled and reinstated.

“The Chief of Army Staff accepted the recommendation and decided to implement the recommendation. Upon their reinstatement the dismissed officers and soldiers were rehabilitated and posted to the 7th Division in Maiduguri.

“I am eternally indebted to the Federal Government and the military authorities for ensuring that justice was done.

“The soldiers have been fully integrated into the army. However, having been pardoned, the reinstated soldiers are pleading with the authorities to pay them their outstanding salaries.”

He said it was wrong in the first instance to say the affected solders refused to fight the insurgents, saying that their grudge was that they were given inferior weapons to fight members of the Boko Haram sect.

Falana said their appeal for clemency for the soldiers was boosted with the revelation made by a former Chief of Defence Staff, Air Marshall Alex Barde, that the military under his command was not properly equipped.

This revelation, he added, aided the representation the soldiers made to the army authorities.

He said, “Our representation coincided with the belated revelation of the immediate past Chief of Defence Staff, Air Marshal Alex Barde to the effect that the armed forces led by him lacked the equipment to fight the insurgents.

“At that juncture, the Chief of Army Staff, General Tukur Buratai, decided to set up a panel to review the cases of the convicted, detained and dismissed officers and soldiers.”

He said it would be wrong to assume that the act of recalling soldiers who were unjustly dismissed would encourage indiscipline.

Falana said, “The act of recalling soldiers who were unjustly and illegally dismissed cannot encourage indiscipline in the armed forces. As a matter of fact, it has boosted the morale of the troops.

“By the way, section 179 of the Armed Forces Act imposes a duty on commanding officers to attend to complaints of soldiers under their supervision.

“In the instant case, the troops wanted to know why they were not provided with weapons since the Federal Government had earmarked huge funds to prosecute the war on terror. Instead of attending to the legitimate complaint, the authorities decided to try them for mutiny.”

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Op next time dont forget to include...
source: wahala reporters
PoliticsRe: FG Lines Up El-rufai And 4 Other Witnesses Against Saraki by Lanretoye(m): 4:28am On Sep 23, 2015
likila:
Ha ha ha
it would be nice to have the shot, migget, hell-rufai on the witness box.
lawyers will cross-examine him eeehhh!
smoke go comot from him ears
it either you dont understand the post or i dont understand you.
PoliticsRe: Were I Senate President Saraki, I Would Resign Today! by Lanretoye(m): 4:11am On Sep 23, 2015
chukwudi44:
Well the fact remains that you are not senate president!! Dont forget we also have a certified WAEC certificate scammer ruling us and no one is talking about it.
i know you will grow up someday my kid.

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