₦airaland Forum

madam @ the top dey para oo!...

yuzedo:

Well i lives in Banana Island so dis a small sontin 4 me. Any NL babe dat don't believe should try me, 2 nights pere, and i bought it for her.

oh!, no wonder u lives, tonights and u bought it for her...u must be living in plantain island.

take dat: Since you eyes are that sharp to detect what is written at the base of the banner, kindly tell what is written there. And how I am supposed to believe its the motto!

the motto will definately be range sport 2015 model.

take dat: Since you eyes are that sharp to detect what is written at the base of the banner, kindly tell what is written there. And how I am supposed to believe its the motto!

the motto will definately be range sport 2015 model.

CrazyMan: Where is your source...

e no get source,na spice e get.

oh!,it is this girl that put EFCC under yahoo yahoo.

the lady would have seduced the lion now...

guess nigerian army's amoury extension is in his house.

fatdon2: He looks sexy.

wen did sexy become synonymous to slowpoke.

Yoruba_Omoge: Thought he had no shoes?

for some reasons mayb he dosent wantto declare his assets

Mad Cow: You biitches can laugh all you want.. That nigga is now the Number 1 citizen on Nigeria..




Even your Daddies can step to him now!

MAD COW!, now u r behavin like one.

becareful wen u take pics today cos it might be a laughin stock on nairaland wen u be what u wanto be tomorrow


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alala dakosta: rip chavez.saw it on CNN, have to come to Nairaland to CONFIRM.

you read news on CNN and u r comin to naira land to confirm,ARE YOU A LEARNER!.

FXKing2012: Sacrifices must be made for development to take place, but Africans usually dont like making sacrifices (except sacrificing to deities) which is why Africa is so underdeveloped.

living i africa is an altimate sacrifice,yet u still want to sacrifice or are u a sacrificial lamb?.

na for third mainland bridge dem go bury him.

IYA NGBALI: where does he going to?abeg doesn't kill us here.

LMA0,in fact i does not fit laff die.

tellwisdom: I have been hearing this pistorious for some time now…Please what exactly is pistorious??

pistorious is a person who uses pistol to kill his girlfriend.

bros gree 25k,i dey interested.

thomasjohn: Lmao,u plan to give d police hell?
Goodluck

better u give the police 1k or else...you re already im hell

responsibilities towards nigeria...thats not a good one.

bros can we have a deal at 45k

make i give u 15k

bros no any detailed info for the website joor...can the lines be paralleled?,how many extensions can the wired hav and do u have one that can take up to 40 lines.

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CAMEROONPRIDE: my broda I tire ooo

Dating a workin class lady has nofin to do with culture,think its a personal mentality thing. At times experiences to matters bt as far as naija is concerned,I don't think there is any cultural sentiment attached.

call me if this car can go for 2.5m before i change my mind.

commom, go to school and dont be late my friend!

The Mayans or wetin dem call themselve do mistake,they wanted to say 21:12:12 is the end of the year party in my office...it already came to past.Though I saw hell at work today cos there was end of the year fire outbreak too in my office

PASTORMK: U VE UNCIRCUNCIZED EYE AND DEITY HEART LIKEWISE U ARE SUFFERING FROM LESPOGINATISM. SEE UR PROPHET OOO.

Chelsea fans can too speak oyinbo,this guy wan spoil my fone.

Emperor_Specie: Tel dem ooooo. A world cup winner, 2 euro winner's medals, champions league, fa cuP. Golden boot, 3rd best player in d world. Spain's 3rd highest goal scorer etc. Even d much cherished drogba wil b jealous of his CV.
So haterz bck up. Dt dude hs natin to prove to d world as lng as futbol is concerned.

Best player,golden boot,silver medal...,rubber slippers!.

dangerzone: yes ofcourse

Even Steven wonder no fit miss am

helpmeohgod: Below

God pass humans in so many ways, these people leave our roAds for deplorable state com dey fly for air.them forget sey hungry people eyes be like catapot...from Abuja,Gej go carry jet reach Lagos airport,carry jet reach Otta farm go see obj.catapult of hungry nigerians go dey pull dem down if them no do what's right.