₦airaland Forum

Gurgle:
yeah lol

some of those points aren't fair, that's all

I like Nigerian English the way it is

Nigerian english as in shaybi there is food,abi u will eat,that is ur cup of tea sha, don't tell me that joor!

Gurgle:
sometimes it is

by the way can you swear that you never commit any of these grammatical (or non) offences

and I don't think there is anything wrong with saying "going to go" its just long-winded

you are right, just like saying 'coming to come'

i smell sperm, sorry scam.

preizton:
Photoshop!!!

photoshop is an understatement, it is photomall.

Op you are one of the reasons we pay for internet in nigeria,if u can post this wen you are paying for data,i wonder what you will be posting if it becomes free.

:Dokay madam noi,what was ur own ailment wen u said Nigeria's economy is buoyant?...i guess alphabetical diarrhea.

if it has television,radio,dvd,dstv,deep freezer and microwave.

Dear God, pls let this Op's free etisalat 5mb finish ontime.

Op i smell joblessness from ur post and pic. since you were the one who tipped them off to go after nyako and lamido...
For posting rubbish i hereby restrict you to the job/vacancy section on nairaland,atleast till you get a job. mtcheeew!!!

So make dem no try am because hin get hole in the ass?. if hin like make hin dig well for heart,if hin reach jail e go fill. the lawyer self as dem dey pay am from stolen money,he suppose go jail too cos person wey steal and person wey collet stolen property na thief dem be.

OP u dey waste the free 10mb wey etisalat give u.

who is that yeye landlord that said lack of amenities caused the nefarious activities of the hoodlums in that area.

This ur topic and the write up be like word and opposite.

Cutehector:
alright.. Wat abt the conductors (sorry I use dis word cuz I dnt knw aeronautic terms) I mean those people who wave their hands with signs wen controllin d movement of the craft.. Ddint they see it?

they are not conductors oo, they are agberos...lol
they are called aircraft marshallers

Cutehector:
What would make an airfraft collide wit another aircraft on land?

na the same thing wey make bird perch ontop high tension con turn woman for oshodi.

im suspecting this dogara is the shekau we have been looking 4

mceze:
How Bro...pls share the secret or code with me(08036423660,angelezeus@yahoo.com)

na so dem dey dupe una, shay u see person wey drop mail or no. for here since the first page of this thread, or u think say na only u like better thing?.small time u go drop ur ATM card nos and pin here...smh for u

Ibadan girls are mot doing bad, atleast they are trending on twitter.

and so what?.even shina rambo can become CBN gov. in nigeria.

Mr Arase shay u hear dissone?, do something and stop talking poo.

no time, loads of work to do. unlike some wike still ranting about Amechi bla bla bla...

you will work in a company producing holy water.

God please teach our so called men of God to practice what they preach.

some mumu will soon say he is receiving treatment in london hospital.

Franzeez:
Which plane comes so low near a residential building?

There na bus stop joor, the pilot park for there make the guy come down ni.

HiGod:
Shut up fool

What Jonathan!!! Who is Jonathan? The only Jonathan that ever existed in this country has been sent to oblivion and it ll never rear his ugly head again.

Nigeria ll never experience the evil called Ebele again IJN

Do you know what that name represent in Nigeria history? Total failure.

No mother in her right senses wants to name her child after the most cursed president of this country ever.

It takes four weeks to get rid of all the left over curses in Aso Rock before Gen.Buhari could move in, isn't that serious? Yes it's.

May God in His infinity mercy design your destiny the way Ebele Jonathan handle the affairs of this country. Amen. And op you ll equally say Amen.

Ebele and Ebola, Nigeria will never experience them again.

greggles:
I have some Observations:

1. The high tension was not pictured above the woman as convincing evidence
2. Electrically (scientifically), birds do not get electrocuted because perching on only one of the high tension wires will not electrocute them or anyone who stays on only one of the 3 or 4 high tension cables
3. I don't believe one will get burned by electricity like she was and still stay alive, my guess is that fire or something else did that, Maybe she painted herself black to resemble an occultic person and she was never burnt

4. I am not an expert, my argument is open to contest

I am not sorry for you atall, e be like you don try hold high tension life wire before. even birds self no be all the part of their body fit resist electricity.

so mrs ngozi don become oga for NDIC too.

Hi Nairalanders, i want to do with this herb called slippery elm but i dont know how to get it. If i know what it is called in yoruba, i probably may find it herb shops around. Any body knows please?