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Crime › Re: Robber Sold Pasuma’s N9M Range Rover Sport For N950,000’ by Lanretoye(m): 2:30pm On Nov 08, 2013
Basic: Now, I don't understand the rationale behind blurring an armed robber's picture to hide his identity.
so that by the time they will release him on bail,nobody will recognize him...God pass them,his identity cant be hidden.
Health › Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by Lanretoye(m): 5:05pm On Nov 04, 2013
Sal C: It varies depending on the weight of the tissue and lab involved. But relax your mind, it might not be higher than #5000.
thank you so much...i really appreciate.
Health › Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by Lanretoye(m): 12:40pm On Nov 04, 2013
hello doc,pls i have a sister that just removed a lump in her breast and i understand that the lump has to be tested for cancer...i want to know how much it will cost to do such test.
Education › Re: Universities To Open Next Week, With Or Without ASUU - FG by Lanretoye(m): 8:47pm On Nov 01, 2013
Guys let us think,the schools were never shut at anytime...school without the lecturers put things still at square one,besides FG made promises to the lecturers then they should respect their agreement...some of us will be the lecturers of tomorrow so let no govt play politics on our intelligence. they will lavish funds irrelevant issues like air fleets and bullet proved,and amoured vehicles wen nothin is threatening their lives but just as a result of their consequential problems,yet they can't afford to fulfill common agreements they fore-made with ppl that add values to thousand of young nigerians...let's wise up and rise up in a voice that we may achieve a lasting resolution.
My submission!!!
Business › Re: Binary Option Free Alert Season 3 by Lanretoye(m): 8:14am On Oct 29, 2013
mayten30: just visit babypips.com to learn about forex trading.
Thank you bro,I really appreciate. pls how can I reach u should I need further assistance?
Business › Re: Binary Option Free Alert Season 3 by Lanretoye(m): 1:08pm On Oct 25, 2013
mayten30: I assume you already have a little idea about forex trading,just open a 15 mins chart,add 13 period exponential moving average(ema) on the chart and use that to get ur signal and make a 1hr bet based on the signal you get from the chart,for example on the 15 mins chart the 13 ema is already showing a buy signal just take a bet and set the expire time at one hour,and If you want to go for 30 mins bet just add the 13 ema to 5 mins chart to get ur signal,it works consistently if used correctly!!note:::the 13ema sloping upwards is a buy signal and sloping down-ward is a sell signal.
thanks for your response, unfortunately i dont have any idea. pls where can i start from?
Business › Re: Binary Option Free Alert Season 3 by Lanretoye(m): 12:00pm On Oct 25, 2013
mayten30: pls @naira bet what is the return of bets on option trading?I mean if for example one bets with 2k but is the odd or what's the percentage return?
ANYBODY IN THE HOUSE WHO CAN PLEASE TRAIN A STINKING NEWBIE LIKE ME ON FOREX AND BINARY OPTION,I AM REALLY INTERESTED BUT I DONT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING HERE.
SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME
Politics › Re: Police Arrest Cow For Murder In Ogun by Lanretoye(m): 10:39pm On May 01, 2013
i spoke with the editor and he told me "24 year old teenager" is a figure of speech. lobatan!
Politics › Re: Police Arrest Cow For Murder In Ogun by Lanretoye(m): 10:33pm On May 01, 2013
24 year old teenager-what is wrong about it?, all of una no go sch o.na just figure of speech joor...
' ;D24 year old teenager-what is wrong about it?, all of una no go sch o.na just figure of speech joor...
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Politics › Re: Police Arrest Cow For Murder In Ogun by Lanretoye(m): 10:22pm On May 01, 2013
iwanchop: Why are you so lazy?How many minutes will it take you to read the post?
no mind d mumu,no b only confiscate,na convocate e for call am...
Politics › Re: Police Arrest Cow For Murder In Ogun by Lanretoye(m): 10:07pm On May 01, 2013
animal dey wear agbada,animal dey putu tie o...animal in detention,see me see wonder!!!
Politics › Re: MEND Kills 13 Policemen In Bayelsa by Lanretoye(m): 3:24pm On Apr 07, 2013
Mization: MEND Resumes Hostilities, Kills 13 Policemen In Bayelsa

By Emmanuel Uzodinma on April 7, 2013

The Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta, MEND, on Friday night made real its threat of resuming hostilities by killing 13 policemen in reaction to the sentencing of its leader, Henry Okah by a South African Court.

Okah was sentenced to 24 years imprisonment by a South African court over the October 1, 2010 bombing.

Although, it was still unclear the major reason behind the brutality in Bayelsa, it was gathered that heavily armed militants killed the twelve policemen along the waterways of Southern Ijaw Local Government Area of the state.

Sources put the death toll at 13 while others said 12.

The policemen drawn from the security pool of the Bayelsa State Government House and the state Police Command were on a special duty to Azuzuama in Southern Ijaw local government area where an aide to the state Governor, Mr Kile Selky Torughedi, was burying his mother, when they were ambushed.

Torughedi was recently appointed a Senior Special Adviser to Governor Henry Seriake Dickson on Marine Waterways Security, as part of the State government’s efforts to curb the spate of pirate attacks in the riverine area of the state.

It was learnt that 15 policemen were in the boat providing escort to dignitaries attending the burial when their boat suddenly developed a fault and while they were trying to fix it, a speedboat conveying some armed men opened fire at them killing 13 of them on the spot while the other two jumped into the river.


http://dailypost.com.ng/2013/04/07/mend-resumes-hostilities-kills-13-policemen-in-bayelsa/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=mend-resumes-hostilities-kills-13-policemen-in-bayelsa
amnesty part 2...bor wait ooo,make those boys go southy na,shay b na there dem brother dey.Moreover,no b jona carry am go there na him take him leg waka go there.for say he dey naija now,dem for gic am amnesty or pardon bor water don pass garri now.
Celebrities › Re: Why I Sleep In A Coffin - Charly Boy by Lanretoye(m): 2:38pm On Apr 07, 2013
Bonaguy: [img]http://1.bp..com/-CD5Jnn561Iw/UWDYCXdFVxI/AAAAAAAAIqQ/Beh54LJg_C0/s280/%253D%253Futf-8%253FB%253FNi5qcGc%253D%253F%253D-757575[/img]

Sleeping in a Coffin?

Point of correction, I do not sleep in a casket, I sleep on my bed, it's big and comfy, I only lay in my "casket"when I do my meditation because it helps me to be focused, it tells me more about the Imminence of death. My casket is a reminder. It wakes me up from slumber. It tells me, "guy, you have got little or no time left, wake up, be creative and work".

Of course, when I read some of the comments of my people, I know a good number of us are ill-informed about quite a number of things. I think it is more of what the casket represents that shocks my people and they start reading meanings into it, depending on their level of understanding. But one question is, what if the same wood that was used to build the casket was used to make a sofa chair?
May be, all the hullabaloo about me sitting on a chair wouldn't have been there in the first place? So when people vocalize their disapproval of my message via the image of a casket, I understand that they do that from a position of Fear, fear of what the casket represents - Death. So whatever people fear they antagonize. But, the fact that I have reminded myself and even you about death does not really change a thing.It won't draw your death near, and it won't even shift it away. All it does is simply a reminder, to thread carefully.

http://gistmetro..com/2013/04/why-i-sleep-in-coffin-charly-boy.html
bros u occult joor,no be consult wey u go do make dem tel u say make u sleep for inside coffin?,u com dwy form philosopher...nonsense.
Car Talk › Re: Porsche Panamera GT As An Official Car In Nigeria! by Lanretoye(m): 7:48am On Apr 05, 2013
engrfcuksmtin: oh boy tthis your engrish bend oo. Which class are you?
no mind am,he don chop too much unripe banana na y he dey talk nonsense.him english self na banana english.
Celebrities › Re: Happy Birthday To Terry G by Lanretoye(m): 7:23pm On Mar 18, 2013
disisflex: Other nairalanders can call u Terry G but I will call u by ur full name.....HAPPY BIRTHDAY THEODORE OSAS EBINOJIE....dose dayz in school u wia dis crazy buh nija don turn weirdo to millionaire buh I still hav d best as a certified Doctor!!!
what's ur point?,he gets bettet money than even your CMD...tell everybody u r a doctor,u dont even knw ur colleague as u claim.u better dont make a fool of ur self here.
Politics › Re: 'My Oga At The Top': Wife Protests At Channels TV' by Lanretoye(m): 11:32pm On Mar 16, 2013
some of us are simply silly,the positions that that are to be filled by competent youths are held by old fools and yet we pity them if God is helpin us to bring them shame.the man can not even speak correct english and he manage to hold such a position.
now that he has also managed to damage the reputation of hiz oga at the top and himself,let him face the consequences.
Politics › Re: 'My Oga At The Top': Wife Protests At Channels TV' by Lanretoye(m): 9:43pm On Mar 16, 2013
madam @ the top dey para oo!...
Car Talk › Re: Leaked Images Of the 2014 Range Rover Sport by Lanretoye(m): 3:52am On Mar 15, 2013
yuzedo: grin

Well i lives in Banana Island so dis a small sontin 4 me. Any NL babe dat don't believe should try me, 2 nights pere, and i bought it for her. cool
oh!, no wonder u lives, tonights and u bought it for her...u must be living in plantain island.
Politics › Re: African People's Congress Unveils Logo by Lanretoye(m): 3:41am On Mar 15, 2013
take dat: Since you eyes are that sharp to detect what is written at the base of the banner, kindly tell what is written there. And how I am supposed to believe its the motto!
the motto will definately be range sport 2015 model. grin
take dat: Since you eyes are that sharp to detect what is written at the base of the banner, kindly tell what is written there. And how I am supposed to believe its the motto!
the motto will definately be range sport 2015 model.
NYSC › Re: NYSC Orientation Camp In Ekiti Was Attacked by Lanretoye(m): 11:12am On Mar 10, 2013
CrazyMan: Where is your source...
e no get source,na spice e get.
Celebrities › Re: Pictures From Rita Of Koko Mansion's Wedding by Lanretoye(m): 9:49am On Mar 07, 2013
oh!,it is this girl that put EFCC under yahoo yahoo.
Science/Technology › Re: Woman Killed By Lion During Sex In Zimbabwe by Lanretoye(m): 4:33am On Mar 07, 2013
the lady would have seduced the lion now...
Politics › Re: Weapons And Bomb-making Devices Found At Politician’s Residence by Lanretoye(m): 8:54pm On Mar 06, 2013
guess nigerian army's amoury extension is in his house.
Politics › Re: Jonathan In The Good Old Days by Lanretoye(m): 10:32am On Mar 06, 2013
fatdon2: He looks sexy. wink
wen did sexy become synonymous to slowpoke.
Politics › Re: Jonathan In The Good Old Days by Lanretoye(m): 10:30am On Mar 06, 2013
[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]Thought he had no shoes? embarassed[/quote]for some reasons mayb he dosent wantto declare his assets
Politics › Re: Jonathan In The Good Old Days by Lanretoye(m): 10:25am On Mar 06, 2013
Mad Cow: You biitches can laugh all you want.. That nigga is now the Number 1 citizen on Nigeria..




Even your Daddies can step to him now!
MAD COW!, now u r behavin like one.
Politics › Re: Jonathan In The Good Old Days by Lanretoye(m): 10:21am On Mar 06, 2013
becareful wen u take pics today cos it might be a laughin stock on nairaland wen u be what u wanto be tomorrow


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Foreign Affairs › Re: Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez Is Dead by Lanretoye(m): 6:40am On Mar 06, 2013
alala dakosta: rip chavez.saw it on CNN, have to come to Nairaland to CONFIRM. cool
you read news on CNN and u r comin to naira land to confirm,ARE YOU A LEARNER!.
Politics › Re: Fashola Destroys Slums In Lagos, Leaving Thousands Homeless by Lanretoye(m): 6:24am On Mar 04, 2013
FXKing2012: Sacrifices must be made for development to take place, but Africans usually dont like making sacrifices (except sacrificing to deities) which is why Africa is so underdeveloped.
living i africa is an altimate sacrifice,yet u still want to sacrifice or are u a sacrificial lamb?.

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