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Nairaland General › Re: 'Dead' Boy Sits-up, Asks For Water At Own Funeral, Dies Again by Lanretoye(m): 6:59am On Dec 12, 2012
tony gee: why did he woke up in the first place if he is goin to die again after drinking the water he broke his parents hart twice
Which kain question be this nah,Shay na crime to flash again?...if nepa bring light every body happy and dem take am after one hour,wetin go happen?.
Nairaland General › Re: The 'Water Babies': 9-months, Cant Walk Or Talk, But Can Swim by Lanretoye(m): 6:48am On Dec 12, 2012
dasparrow: @Post

This is nothing new. Most babies can swim few weeks after they come out of the womb. White people and their media generally speaking like making a big deal out of nothing often times. They like to sensationalize stuff that is not worth sensationalizing.

NEXT!
Confirm!,carry your nine months old baby go throw inside water... Mtcheeeew. Those pics aren't real in the first instance.
Politics › Re: PHOTOS- Okada Riders Protest In Lagos by Lanretoye(m): 6:38am On Dec 12, 2012
Yomieluv: Fasola! Fasola!! Fasola!!!,how many times did I call u?
Reverse this draconic law,the effect of the ban is telling on Lagosians,I spent 3hours before getting home yesterday,cos I wenT with my car.
Put infrastructure in place I.e alternative means of transport,good roads etc,and okada will go into extinction naturally.
Development is gradual,not spontaneous,
Which other means you want make he provide?,river pass behind your house make he buy canoe for u or wetin?you no see train for oju irin for ikeja along make u go join...
Romance › Re: Is It Right To Date Your Neighbour? by Lanretoye(m): 6:23am On Dec 12, 2012
Guy,grls are like guitars,u pull the right string you get the right sound...if u no sabi play am!,no be mini pack.
Christianity Etc › Re: Oyedepo: The Church Last Paid Me In 1987 by Lanretoye(m): 2:16pm On Dec 09, 2012
striktlymi: Selling books is lucrative especially when you have a ready market for it. But can one make so much money from selling books alone? Frankly his coming out to make comments that imply that he does not touch the funds of his church is still a source of worry. If not through his church, where then does he make his money from? I know a number of successful business men with their own companies but none of them can afford to buy Jets and build a University without feeling the pinch. Note that buying a jet has running costs. And this is not 10 kobo maintenance o. If not from his church then where? I don't think the sale of books alone is where he gets money from.
Christianity Etc › Re: Oyedepo: The Church Last Paid Me In 1987 by Lanretoye(m): 2:15pm On Dec 09, 2012
striktlymi: Selling books is lucrative especially when you have a ready market for it. But can one make so much money from selling books alone? Frankly his coming out to make comments that imply that he does not touch the funds of his church is still a source of worry. If not through his church, where then does he make his money from? I know a number of successful business men with their own companies but none of them can afford to buy Jets and build a University without feeling the pinch. Note that buying a jet has running costs. And this is not 10 kobo maintenance o. If not from his church then where? I don't think the sale of books alone is where he gets money from.
MOG has so much money he dosent knw what to do with it,micro orphanages striving to thrive...they don't have to come and beg. Convenant uni was not built with the offerings and all,MOG dosnt get salary for years,the jet wasn't acquired with the church's fund,by now I think swiz banks will not be able to handle all the money.
Abeg wu dey pay proprietor salary self?
Politics › Re: Sambo Asks For Extra N9b For New Home by Lanretoye(m): 1:49pm On Dec 09, 2012
kunlekunle: when he leaves office he buys it for 100m
Yess,that's depreciation...shay the house na for sambo or official residence of the vice president.
Celebrities › Re: Photos From President Jonathan Brother's Burial by Lanretoye(m): 1:26pm On Dec 09, 2012
What a sorry situation... Guys I think there should be provision for Aso Rock cementry in 2013 appropriation bill.
Phones › Re: Ghana Orders MTN To Stop Sim Card Sales by Lanretoye(m): 7:26pm On Dec 07, 2012
Government with governance...simply lacking in naija. Who cares,my subscription interupted for 2days like ina nepa ,no appology let alone extension.
Politics › Re: N2.1Billion Of N1,000 Notes Missing At NSPMC by Lanretoye(m): 7:12pm On Dec 07, 2012
All the money ritual wey ppl dey do for naija,where una think say the money dey from come?.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lionel Messi Injured In Champions League Match Against Benfica by Lanretoye(m): 9:13am On Dec 06, 2012
I laugh in tongues,the guy wanted to break record bt ended up breaking leg.
Phones › Re: iPhone Killer Apps 2 by Lanretoye(m): 12:07pm On Nov 30, 2012
Someone here pls tell me how to jailbreak my Iphone 3?
Politics › Re: “CAN Ready To Sue Boko Haram” – Pastor Oritsejafor by Lanretoye(m): 9:54am On Nov 30, 2012
Man of God don't disappoint me again... i hope nobody will contribute suing offering sha.
Politics › Re: Fashola Arrests Policeman Riding Okada On Restricted Road. by Lanretoye(m): 8:52am On Nov 30, 2012
God will arrest those who arrest us and they will never know rest.
Celebrities › Re: Blasphemous Picture Of Obama As Jesus Christ Surfaces by Lanretoye(m): 5:36pm On Nov 29, 2012
chrysso83: Word! we re not like them dat fight for their god
Yess!!!,Our God isn't cowardy,we can't even fight our right let alone fight his fight...we know the WORD,the TRUTH,and the LIGHT.WE ARE CHRISTIANS!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Rafael Benitez To Be Appointed As Chelsea New Boss by Lanretoye(m): 9:56pm On Nov 21, 2012
Benitez confirmed conditionally, gardiola may succeed come summer.
Politics › Re: N1.305b Not Enough For Refreshments, Meals, Presidential Villa Tells Senate by Lanretoye(m): 8:45am On Nov 21, 2012
Una no knw say dog for Abuja Na honorable?
Phones › Re: Mtn's New Mobile TV Service Turns Your Blackberry To TV by Lanretoye(m): 9:13pm On Nov 19, 2012
Id rather carry my 32” tv for head every where i go if i must watch tele,otherwise...person go sell him fone take the money buy bundle.
Phones › Re: Ebube Essien-garricks MTN Aeroplane Winner (Picture) by Lanretoye(m): 4:51pm On Nov 14, 2012
atleast,the event or a show could have been aired on tv for ppl to watch...could this be a scam?.wen etisalat did their $1m promo,it was aired and every body saw it though nothinhas been said about the boy again.who knows...
Politics › Re: LASTMA Bars Junior Officers From Arresting Traffic Offenders by Lanretoye(m): 7:27am On Nov 12, 2012
This one nah set up. After formulation,manipulation sets in...my dear motorists and okada riders beware of this conspiracy.
Health › Re: Brush After Breakfast, Not Before — Expert by Lanretoye(m): 5:16pm On Nov 11, 2012
Make dem first teach sch children to dey carry paste And brush go sch and ppl wey dey work go dey carry am go office so as to dey brush every time dem eat...or better if u don't have brush and tooth paste around,do not eat.
Politics › Re: Fashola Urges Lagosians To Endure Okada Ban by Lanretoye(m): 10:52am On Nov 09, 2012
Desola: After the Okada ban must come - Congestion Charging. Driving into the Island must be taxed!
And whats she sayin?
Politics › Re: Fashola Urges Lagosians To Endure Okada Ban by Lanretoye(m): 10:46am On Nov 09, 2012
we should learn how to endure as humans,okada should never have been on those routes in the first instance.transformation is not as easy as formation...thats the price we all have to pay,now we are all freely moving around oshodi,yaba,etc,compared to how it used to be in those days.regular molue mishaps have been forgotten and our roads have been safer.i implore us all to have the forbearance once again and trust and support the lagos state govt.EKO O NI BALE OOO!!!
Phones › Re: Differences Between Gprs, Edge, 3g, Hsdpa, Hspa+ And 4g Lte by Lanretoye(m): 8:36pm On Nov 08, 2012
[quote author=m-ployer]What does the "G" stand for undecided[/quote]Oga u can read that G is generation like 3G is simply third generation
Career › Re: Economics Students And Graduates Meets Here by Lanretoye(m): 8:18am On Nov 07, 2012
Any body gone through icen registrations,pls tell about it.
Crime › Re: Okada Rider Allegedly Shot By Policemen In Lagos This Morning (PHOTO) by Lanretoye(m): 6:01pm On Nov 06, 2012
If police were chasing him,he would have gotten the shot on his back and not the chest...anyway,I think the police should be excluded from the agencies implementing these new traffic laws.
Gaming › Re: Playstation 2 (slim) For Sale. SOLD. by Lanretoye(m): 3:32pm On Nov 06, 2012
which kain person u be self,person dey tell u good afternoon u dey do ya ya ya ya..shay na so them dey answer call,you better go learn fone etiquettes.
Business › Re: Things You Should Always Buy Used... by Lanretoye(m): 11:00am On Oct 19, 2012
think phones too...
Politics › Re: Dame Patience Jonathan Suffering From Cancer Of The Uterus - P.M News by Lanretoye(m): 10:23am On Oct 04, 2012
iykak47: So you regard that peanut you pay monthly as tax? Your right to know ko, your right know ni.
Guy y u dey talk like that?,if u don't get value for every kobo you spend,then you are not prudent.he has the right to know,see,this samething happens to the late president yar adua.if you seem to be as foolish as they think you are,every body can't be...how can they be smuggling their selves in and out of the country,which one con be person laundering?.
Politics › Re: Dame Patience Jonathan Suffering From Cancer Of The Uterus - P.M News by Lanretoye(m): 10:09am On Oct 04, 2012
What is bad about telling what's wrong with the firstlady,how can u have a mother in the hosp without knowing what's wrong with her?.if God forbid,her condition gets worse they will ask Nigerians to pray for her.
Our corrupt mentality in this country is just alarming,they use our money to foot every bill and they can't tell us simple truth...they even will fly abroad to treat ordinary migraine just phensic will cure.
Transparency implies you tell things the way u see them,besides if u want privacy,you don't toil in the public.
Americans will say God bless America, God has already blessed us in Nigeria so our prayer should be God save Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Money For Job In Federal Agencies? Presidency Expresses Shock. Your Experience by Lanretoye(m): 7:30am On Oct 04, 2012
Guys, isn't it better you explore available opportunities to secure your future.600k is not too much to do that afterall some pay more to get uk visa. if its the trend,its better u follow cos with time,the price go increase as every thing dey go up in our dear country.

Last week in some part of lagos,pms was selling between 110 and 120. A man came and block the entrance of the filling station with his car, alleging his wife had in less than 15mins bought from the same station at N97.to my surprise,some fellow nigerians came from the queue and started draging with the man to leave others to buy if he can't afford...
If poverty is abject,u fight for life and not right,someone that has searched for over 10years for a job will do anything to get one. May God deliver us from those who are stabbing our backs and rubbing it.
Celebrities › Re: Oba Of Benin Honours 2face, Uti Nwachukwu, Others by Lanretoye(m): 2:00am On Oct 02, 2012
Think he deserves a national award better than all these neer do well politicians being decorated.

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