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Celebrities › Re: Mr. Ibu - “I Want To Be Buried At Stamford-Bridge” by Lanretoye(m): 6:35pm On Mar 02, 2013
na for third mainland bridge dem go bury him.
Music/Radio › Re: Damino Damoche Shot Dead At LASU Gate by Lanretoye(m): 8:05am On Mar 01, 2013
IYA NGBALI: where does he going to?abeg doesn't kill us here.
LMA0,in fact i does not fit laff die.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Pistorius Crushed His Girlfriend's Skull Before Shooting Her by Lanretoye(m): 7:39am On Feb 25, 2013
tellwisdom: I have been hearing this pistorious for some time now…Please what exactly is pistorious?? sad huh
pistorious is a person who uses pistol to kill his girlfriend.
Computer Market › Re: The Best HP Mini (laptop) Series(hp Mini 2140 ) For Sale (with Pics) #35k by Lanretoye(m): 10:55am On Feb 14, 2013
bros gree 25k,i dey interested.
Car Talk › Re: Do Factory-Tinted Cars Need Tint Permits? by Lanretoye(m): 11:02pm On Feb 13, 2013
thomasjohn: Lmao,u plan to give d police hell?
Goodluck
better u give the police 1k or else...you re already im hell
Politics › Re: What Are Your Responsibilities Towards Nigeria As A Nigerian? by Lanretoye(m): 10:52pm On Feb 13, 2013
responsibilities towards nigeria...thats not a good one.
Technology Market › Re: HP630 With Intel Corei3 & 500GB Hdd by Lanretoye(m): 6:04am On Feb 12, 2013
bros can we have a deal at 45k
Technology Market › Re: Very Clean Used Bold @ For Sale, 21k, Negotiable.. by Lanretoye(m): 11:47am On Jan 25, 2013
make i give u 15k
Technology Market › Re: Get A Wired/wireless Intercom In Your Office,business Or Home From 35k/55k by Lanretoye(m): 11:42am On Jan 25, 2013
bros no any detailed info for the website joor...can the lines be paralleled?,how many extensions can the wired hav and do u have one that can take up to 40 lines.
Literature › Re: Common Grammatical Errors We Make In Our Everyday English by Lanretoye(m): 3:19pm On Jan 17, 2013
headache!!!!,una don see oyinbo dey disturb hin self becos e wan hear yoruba?.
Romance › Match Making by Lanretoye(op):
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Romance › Re: Are Guys Scared Of Dating Or Marrying Working-Class Ladies? by Lanretoye(m): 11:32am On Jan 16, 2013
CAMEROONPRIDE: my broda I tire ooo
Dating a workin class lady has nofin to do with culture,think its a personal mentality thing. At times experiences to matters bt as far as naija is concerned,I don't think there is any cultural sentiment attached.
Autos › Re: Volkswagen Jetta Toks For Sale 550k Very Clean by Lanretoye(m): 5:07pm On Jan 08, 2013
call me if this car can go for 2.5m before i change my mind.
Autos › Re: Nicely Used Nokia E7 Phone For Sale. by Lanretoye(m): 4:53pm On Jan 08, 2013
commom, go to school and dont be late my friend!
Christianity Etc › Re: Today is 22-12-2012 And The World Has Not Ended. Praise God. by Lanretoye(m): 8:43pm On Dec 21, 2012
The Mayans or wetin dem call themselve do mistake,they wanted to say 21:12:12 is the end of the year party in my office...it already came to past.Though I saw hell at work today cos there was end of the year fire outbreak too in my office
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leeds Vs Chelsea (1 - 5) On 19th December 2012 by Lanretoye(m): 7:37am On Dec 20, 2012
PASTORMK: embarassed U VE UNCIRCUNCIZED EYE AND DEITY HEART LIKEWISE U ARE SUFFERING FROM LESPOGINATISM. SEE UR PROPHET OOO.
Chelsea fans can too speak oyinbo,this guy wan spoil my fone.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leeds Vs Chelsea (1 - 5) On 19th December 2012 by Lanretoye(m): 7:31am On Dec 20, 2012
[quote author=Emperor_Specie]Tel dem ooooo. A world cup winner, 2 euro winner's medals, champions league, fa cuP. Golden boot, 3rd best player in d world. Spain's 3rd highest goal scorer etc. Even d much cherished drogba wil b jealous of his CV.
So haterz bck up. Dt dude hs natin to prove to d world as lng as futbol is concerned.[/quote]Best player,golden boot,silver medal...,rubber slippers!.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leeds Vs Chelsea (1 - 5) On 19th December 2012 by Lanretoye(m): 7:24am On Dec 20, 2012
dangerzone: yes ofcourse
Even Steven wonder no fit miss am
Travel › Re: Pictures Of Crashed Helicopter That Killed Azazi And Yakowa by Lanretoye(m): 8:25pm On Dec 17, 2012
helpmeohgod: Below
God pass humans in so many ways, these people leave our roAds for deplorable state com dey fly for air.them forget sey hungry people eyes be like catapot...from Abuja,Gej go carry jet reach Lagos airport,carry jet reach Otta farm go see obj.catapult of hungry nigerians go dey pull dem down if them no do what's right.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Might Be Unable To Finance 2013 Budget by Lanretoye(m): 7:27pm On Dec 14, 2012
50calibre: Why would they be able to finance the budget when the president uses 10 private jets, billions are spent on feeding for just a day, a senator or house of reps guy earns monthly what the president if the US earns anually, when the country's oil is bunkered and sold illegally on the black market, when the country is over-reliant on it oil resources and too foolish to know that it needs other sources of revenue most especially now the world is tilting towards greener energy.

It's no surprise the US demand for nigeria's crude is declining, if our government had any sense they should
have know that the US is soon going to completely rely on it own
shale gas resources and crude.

If u like make u weep so Tay water full inside their bath tub,dem go baff inside am nooni.

The government is totally oblivious to what goes on around the world

I weep for that nation
Politics › Re: Nigeria Might Be Unable To Finance 2013 Budget by Lanretoye(m): 7:22pm On Dec 14, 2012
rozayx5: Thank God, grin grin grin
i wish this oil dries up soon, or we loose more customers, cause without that our government will not start thinking grin
Bros u want make dem start to dey sell bar beach water ni?
Politics › Re: Nigeria Might Be Unable To Finance 2013 Budget by Lanretoye(m): 7:19pm On Dec 14, 2012
I swear if this govt ppl Na person parent,I wonder if dem go fit cater for their pikin. Them fit finance 14b for VP official house,3b for their honorable dogs and all sorts bt for their electorates,blah blah blah...Amadioah punish them.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastors Will Buy More Jets – Bishop Francis Oke by Lanretoye(m): 7:30am On Dec 14, 2012
fxbomovi: These jets means nothing to the pastors. Its just a tool to make their missionary work easy. Let me ask you this question- who do you think needs the jet more? Is it the pope that leaves vatican city less than 7 times in a year for missionary? Or the pastors that travels out more than 5times in a week to different countries for missionary work? Lets stop being naive in our thinking please. These jets are nothing but missionary work tools and they are bought in the name of the church. For example during one global church programme, the materials in some countries finished, how will the church send more materials to those countries fast with the public airline? The reason why most of you speak against these things is because you see private jets as an achievements. I repeat its nothing, oherwise the pastors will be flaunting it and using it for show.
. Myopic sighted fellow, do u knw howmany miles Jesus christ walked during his time?,instead he should have disapeared cos he can. How many of so called men of God can travel to Syria and other war torn countries to do the work of God,you see voluntiers from the UN and even voluntary organisations...I don't pray for one crash if not all these jets go go for auction.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastors Will Buy More Jets – Bishop Francis Oke by Lanretoye(m): 7:17am On Dec 14, 2012
Their evangelists Na leg dm dey take go from streets to streets,who dey win souls self?,Shay Na pastor work be that, very soon dem go dey win trophy.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 509,000 Applied For 1,500 Slots For INEC Recruitment 2012? by Lanretoye(m): 3:22am On Dec 14, 2012
[quote author=Okija_juju]509000 applied for 1500 slots of which 1400 slots had been reserved for certain ogas and 'Ima mmadu'...

https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0qr5sbi0t1qgcra2o1_500.gif[/quote]. Guy ur about to laugh out it ass.
Phones › Re: Airtel Completes 4G LTE Trial In Nigeria by Lanretoye(m): 3:06am On Dec 14, 2012
[quote author=Da_b¤§§.]those of you in villages will have to wait. Maybe in 4 yrs time
Lol[/quote. They Just have to wait patiently online for their time.
Phones › Re: Airtel Completes 4G LTE Trial In Nigeria by Lanretoye(m): 3:04am On Dec 14, 2012
toluxa1: Na so my brother. If I can get such speeds with unlimited data at 10k/month, i will jump on it. Every single match I need to watch, every single film, all na online tins o.
. Every thing Na online, plus sleep online, die online, dem bury u online join.
Politics › Re: Police To Lose Power To Prosecute Suspects by Lanretoye(m): 2:47am On Dec 14, 2012
babestella: WHO IS THIS UNFORTUNATE RETARD? Where in the universe did this slowpoke emerge from. I pity his family and generation in his lineage. This pathological being is pathetic. PLS NL, GET THIS TRIBAL MONKEY OUT OF HERE.
. You sure this guy understands these... It's better u speak in tongues, probably his mother's tongue.
Crime › Re: Landlady Sues Dead Tenant In Lagos by Lanretoye(m): 2:23am On Dec 14, 2012
Arresting dead body for suicide...abeg make dem no try delay this judicial process oo, justice delayed is justice denied.
Nairaland General › Re: The 'Water Babies': 9-months, Cant Walk Or Talk, But Can Swim by Lanretoye(m): 7:34am On Dec 12, 2012
pak: that happens everyday, in some parts of the country. Read my previous post
Shay if u throw your nine months old baby inside water,he go swim?,na wetin I dey ask you be that...just answer in one word.
Also telll me if those pics look real.
Nairaland General › Re: 'Dead' Boy Sits-up, Asks For Water At Own Funeral, Dies Again by Lanretoye(m): 7:08am On Dec 12, 2012
[quote author=greatdave]He probably heard grammer lyk urs nd gave up d ghost![/quote


Wwbam; frank: stay alive or walk away with a glass of water.
Boy: I'll walk away with a glass of water.
Nairaland General › Re: 'Dead' Boy Sits-up, Asks For Water At Own Funeral, Dies Again by Lanretoye(m): 7:02am On Dec 12, 2012
ominisam: brazil,brazil, na who we go ask?
Ronaldo or david luiz. cheesy
ominisam: brazil,brazil, na who we go ask?
Ronaldo or david luiz.

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