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CelebritiesRe: Kate Henshaw Celebrates Her 53rd Birthday Today by lanryfunky(m): 10:05am On Jul 19, 2024
alphaconde:
with modern make up kits and phone camera everyone is ageless.

Wake up with these persons in the morning you will see exactly 53 years on her face.

aging is gracious
People no know say when you see them in real life ,you go dey wonder if na the same person.
Make up and modern camera with perfect editing go make dem look like mammy water
HealthRe: This Skin Infection Is Killing My Joy Everyday by lanryfunky(m): 10:27pm On Jun 10, 2024
Go and see a dermatologist.
Check bidson clinic at Yaba ,its owned by a dermatologist
Christianity EtcRe: Dunamis Church 'Fake Testimony': Anyim Vera Deserves An Apology by lanryfunky(m): 1:48pm On Apr 15, 2024
In as much as I do not validate people sharing inaccurate testimonies on the altar of God, I think Enenche really goofed with this act.
He completely damaged this girl’s confidence and disgraced her publicly.
That someone cannot eloquently express themselves is not a justification to publicly invalidate their success.
Even if she was lying, she could have been reprimanded discretely and given the option to correct any untruths she had said.
This is going to definitely leave a sour taste in her mouth for a long time.
imagine all dorned up to celebrate and getting such overt chastisement in public glare.
It’s highly unfair.
That lady actually finished from NOUN and she wasn’t telling lies.
Not everybody has the boldness to stand and talk to the public.
She was cut short and that stage fright affected her.

BusinessRe: See The Amount My Daddy Bought 10bags of Cement 32yrs Ago (see Here) by lanryfunky(m): 2:41pm On Feb 18, 2024
Jagaban2012:
You have spoken like your types at Awoyaya....who believe that by building a block of flat..ranked them among the wealthy....set awon strugglers
Oloriburuku somebody....
I know that guy that posted the stuff and he’s my Aburo.
A very hardworking and honest that his life never ceases to amaze me.He supplied all the roofing materials I used in all my projects.
He has really done very well for himself and it’s very unfair and unnecessary for you to come online and denigrate him.
This really shows that you were raised wrong and just an offspring of a broken home.
If you are the only child of your parents,I’m afraid your father needs to go and impregnate another woman before it’s too late for him and for your mother,I could refer her to some good orphanages because mehn,dem no see pikin born.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Looks On With Pride As His Aide,IsraelDMW Sprays Cash On Stripper (Video) by lanryfunky(m): 12:55pm On Jan 15, 2024
Reckless lifestyle
PoliticsRe: EFCC Chair Resumes, To Oversee 25 Abandoned Cases Against Ex-Govs, Others by lanryfunky(m): 6:47am On Oct 22, 2023
Story for the gods.
PoliticsRe: Imaan Sulaiman-Ibrahim To Become First Female Police Affairs Minister by lanryfunky(m): 6:59am On Aug 21, 2023
What is the need for a police minister when there is IG police ?
Democracy is just a waste of money
PoliticsRe: Imo State House Of Assembly Is On Fire (Photos, Video) by lanryfunky(m): 10:49pm On Apr 25, 2021
ITS FAKE NEWS
TravelRe: Abiriba, 'Small London': Luxurious Abia Town Put On Display (Photos, Video) by lanryfunky(m): 6:00pm On Aug 12, 2020
A great percentage of indigenes of that town are into rituals and drugs...Owners of lots of those houses are dead due to one terrible thing or the other..
Autos2011 Toyota Highlander Limited For Sale by lanryfunky(op): 5:00pm On Aug 04, 2015
A neatly used 2011 Toyota Highlander limited is up for sale.The vehicle is in an excellent condition and the owner just needs the money for business.
Besides,he has other vehicles and this seems surplus in his garage.
Mileage is 66,000

HealthRe: Arse Hole Ache by lanryfunky(m): 2:21pm On Dec 19, 2014
Visit a doctor..Most likely you will be required to do an investigation called Barium enema.
Visit Funbell diagnostics,88 akowonjo rd,Baale bus stop Egbeda if you are asked to carry out the test.
PropertiesRe: COREN Wants Death Sentence For Owners Of Collapsed Buildings by lanryfunky(m): 7:58am On Aug 17, 2014
Silly body with Silly President
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant And I Am Jobless by lanryfunky(op): 8:45am On May 24, 2008
Thanks for your advice ceebee,as for ESSS and others reccomending abortion, i have known for ages that u do not correct SIN by commiting another SIN, if your father had aborted u,would u have been here typing nonsense, I am still sure that i am better than u,
I know i  sinned but  God has forgiven me. gettting job wouldn't be a problem as i have God on my side and my credentials are not even bad,
I had my first degree in accounting,ACCA  and an MBA from a UK university, i just came to settle down in the country like 3 months ago,na im me and my babe chop the thing and she get belle, God will do HISwonders,

All my fellow nairalanders,thanks so much for your advice, God will never leave u,
To God be Glory as i did interviews with NESTLE,GUINNESS and ZENITH bank a couple of weeks ago and i received an offer letter from zenith yesterday to commence work on 1st of june, I AM SO EXCITED,
i will try arrange the introduction with my babe parents soonest, THANKS FRIENDS.
Jobs/VacanciesMobil Adverts By Phillips Consulting by lanryfunky(op): 3:03pm On May 22, 2008
fellow nairalanders,what happened to the mobil advertisement that was advertised by phillipsconsulting in january?any info yet?
Jobs/VacanciesMy Girlfriend Is Pregnant And I Am Jobless by lanryfunky(op): 12:53pm On May 22, 2008
FELLOW NAIRALANDERS,Abeg i need una prayers oooo, my girlfiriend went for a scan last week and it was revealed that she is pregnant with TWINS,
Na boredom sef cause make we do the thing oo and i dont even have a job now, pls i need una prayers make God provide job before she born as ABORTION IS NOT EVEN IN MY AGENDA AT ALLLLL, I still even need to go for traditional wedding now but money never dey,
wetin manpikin go do now?
Jobs/VacanciesGuardian Adverts by lanryfunky(op): 10:45am On May 22, 2008
guardian newspapers is so boring these days, the adverts are so shallow and some of the adverts even demand for money from applicants, is it worth buying again?
Jobs/VacanciesIs Guardian Newspapers Worth Buying Again? by lanryfunky(op): 9:37am On May 20, 2008
i just feel guardian newspapers is not worth buying again because the job adverts are shallow these days,
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Shell Application by lanryfunky(op): 10:47am On May 08, 2008
zawangi,God dey jare, i wonder their criteria, i had 2.1 in accunting and an MBA from a UK university, in God we trust jare,
Jobs/VacanciesShell Application by lanryfunky(op): 7:45am On May 08, 2008
I got an email from SHELL yesterday with respect to the recent advertisement for finance graduates and to my surprise,they said i have not been successful,
they haven't even sent invitaion for test, NA WA FOR THESE PEOPLE OOO
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Re: Fcmb Vacancies by lanryfunky(m): 4:55pm On May 03, 2008
carrygo,all liars shall have their place in hell fire, copy the automated response they sent to u and let the whole house see it, the SITE IS NOT JUST WORKING, IT'S SAYING THE CERTIFICATE IS NOT YET VALID ,
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by lanryfunky(m): 10:52am On May 01, 2008
FIND OUT HOW MUCH THEY SELL PAMPERS AND BABY FOOD NOW BECAUSE SHE IS ALREADY PREGNANT, FOOD WEY PERSON NO WAN CHOP,PERSON NO DEY SMELL AM, U ARE SUCH A NUT, AFTER U DON BULALA UR BABE FINISH,U DEY ASK US FOR SOLUTION, WHY U NO COME B4 U BALALA AM,

God is a merciful God,that is why HE will just give u TWINS and not TRIPLETS, Congrats DUDE
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Gtb Recruiting by lanryfunky(m): 8:48am On May 01, 2008
i am tired of this country, graduates wey no get job,wey no even get money to make photocopies of credentials na im dem dey demand 7500k from to write test, this is ridiculous, efcc needs to hear this and i am disappointed in gtb,
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Fcmb Recruiting 2.1 Graduates by lanryfunky(m): 8:41am On May 01, 2008
amarula,the thing tire me oo, if FCMB know say dem never ready,why did they advertise, the thing is not going AT ALL
Jobs/VacanciesFcmb Vacancies by lanryfunky(op): 8:38am On May 01, 2008
FCMB VACANCIES:Folks,FCMB advertised on tuesday guardian 29thapril, but it seems the website is faulty, i have tried to apply but all to no avail, has anybody been successful with the application?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Any Infor On The Last Nnpc Test Conducted In Benin by lanryfunky(m): 2:12pm On Aug 24, 2006
The NNPC test is basically on logical reasoning.120 questions in 1 hour.section b is 40 questions and it's based on your discipline and the time required is 1 hour.please science and enginering students are advised to revise their physics and chemistry questions very well.]
also,accounting and finance applicants should revise their elementary managemnt and economics texts.

THIS IS ALSO TO NOTIFY THE HOUSE ESPECIALLY ACCA STUDENTS THAT DUNLOP NIGERIA IS RECRUITING .• students of levels 2 and 3
• with an exam score of 60% and above
• graduated with a 2.2 degree in accountancy
• with at least two–three years experience in audit.
 
Students must be versatile in the use of Microsoft Excel and must possess good communication and interpersonal skills.

Those interested in a placement with Dunlop Nigeria Plc should send their CV via e-mail to ooalebiosu@dunlopng.com by 31 September 2006. All students should quote their student registration number in the ‘subject’ area of the e-mail.
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nnpc Test Format by lanryfunky(m): 2:57pm On Aug 15, 2006
I think they are sending the invitation letters in batches.i received mine yesteeday thru UPS.i am sure many pple will receive theirs b4 friday.the venue is UNIBEN and i wonder why those guys have to schedule the test in BENIN.They are just exposing one to unnecessary danger.Imagine they cant find a venues in the whole lagos,ibadan and ogun state.it's now benin.
anyway,God dey sha.just go and study GMAT very well.God will grant us favour.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Ecobank Test Format by lanryfunky(m): 11:38am On Aug 09, 2006
Hello Chiomzy,
Ecobank test is really tough and challenging.u really need to prepare very well because it's interpretation of graph thruout.i did it while i was serving and it was tough.i wonder how much they are going to pay that they have to be setting such tough questions.it's like CAMBRIDGE EXAM.Anyway,pple still pass it and u just have to prepare very well.Nothing is difficult if one prepares very well.
u can call me on 08035758272.take care,
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Bankers' Package- Is It Worth All The Wahala? by lanryfunky(m): 9:30am On Aug 04, 2006
i must be very frank that naija economy made banking job extremely difficult.Lagos especially is the most difficult placeto work especially for bankers.My candid advice is that wemust all have focus because no matterwhat theypay you,it's not their intention for you to be conmfortable but for you to keep soul and body 2getherso thatu can continually be fit for their jobs.Be very aggressive in your investment in stocks/shares so that in no time,u can start on ur own.BUT pleasenever resign because the job is stressful as u will LATER DISTINGUISH between JOBLESSNESS AND STRESS.
PoliticsRe: Funsho Williams, PDP Lagos State Governor-to-be, Killed! by lanryfunky(m): 3:34pm On Jul 27, 2006
These PDP pple will finish themselves b4 2007 o.I just pray God takes control.

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