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TravelRe: Words/slangs/phrases You Had To Learn Abroad by Lantean(m): 8:23pm On Nov 17, 2011
Slangs i learnt in UK:

Init----------------------------Isn't it.
self-servicer----------------------Fucker or someone who masturbates often.
Fucking Arsehole-----------To refer to someone as an Unpleseant fella or idiot.
Bitch--------------------------Loose girl or lady. Sometimes it's just meant to insult a lady.
Dumb Bleep-------------------Idiot
Schmuck-----------------------stupid, or detestable
Hiya---------------------------Hello
Aknow------------------------I know or i agree
Arse----------------------------Buttocks
Arseface-----------------------Ugly face
Arse-licking--------------------sucking up
Bollocks------------------------An exclamation of disbelief or disagreement
Beach Bum--------------------Beach addict
leg-over -----------------------sex or having sex

Worse is i can't get my tongue off them. Daaaaaaamn! angry

TV/MoviesRe: What Is Your Favourite TV Action Series? I Say Andromeda! by Lantean(op): 1:25pm On Oct 30, 2011
Strike Back
I haven't seen that one
Christianity EtcRe: Mention Few Common Practices Between Islam And Christianity. by Lantean(m): 1:05pm On Oct 30, 2011
@ frosbel:
By the way, have you Read the Holy Qur'an? EVERhuhhuh
Christianity EtcRe: Mention Few Common Practices Between Islam And Christianity. by Lantean(m): 1:02pm On Oct 30, 2011
Mr, stop deceicing yourself. theer is absolutely nothing HOLY about the Quran.

The Quran is simply a book of stories and fables , all mixed up into one huge concoctionof confusion and misdirection.

Do you know that many so called Holy stories in the Quran are derived from the satanic book called the Talmud, also from gnostic stories and pagan sources.

Please do the research for yourself.

You have been hoodwinked.
@ frosbel: And your source is, ?
TV/MoviesRe: What Is Your Favourite TV Action Series? I Say Andromeda! by Lantean(op): 12:23pm On Oct 27, 2011
Veeerrry funny. grin

I did watch Lost. But i got bored with it after several episodes.

Strangely, i still wonder why.  I guess, running around in the jungle is just not my thing grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Mention Few Common Practices Between Islam And Christianity. by Lantean(m): 12:17pm On Oct 27, 2011
[b]Considering the emotions flying high in Nairaland, I’ll say Muslims and Christians are so alike in everything – violence, ignorance, arrogance, hatred of each other, little knowledge of their Holy Books and their religious heads, especially, their religious head’s DOCTRINES.

1. Violence
Christians’ Accusation: Muslims are always out to bomb, maim, butcher… them because they believe in being rewarded with virgins.
Muslims’ Defense: The Holy Qur’an did say there would be reward for those who fight in defence of Islam. True.
Muslims’ Accusation: Christians plundered and killed in Europe too in The Middle Ages in the name of the Jesus for Catholic churches so they’ll be rewarded in heaven for giving their life for Jesus.
Christians’ Defense: It was the Catholic Church’s doing not the entire Christian world. And not all Christians are Catholics. True.

Observation:
• Extremists claiming allegiance with either religions did and do commit grievous acts.
• Muslims and Christians forget they are also accusing relatives, wonderful friends, nice neighbours… who are Muslims or Christians.
• Both Holy Books are true on the reward issue.

Opinion:
• Muslims and Christians shouldn’t be fooled that the extremists (Al-Qaeda, Boko Haram and Crusaders) are/were supporting God’s cause.
• A True, pious, faithful or devout Muslim or Christian would know ( without being sentimental) that were Jesus Christ and Prophet Muhammad alive, they would live in the same house, eat from the same plate/dish, talk, be fond of each other and would stand in defense of each other.
• I know this because they both preached TOLERANCE & LOVE.

2. Ignorance
Muslims’ Accusation: Christians don’t know anything about God that’s why they call God Jesus and vice versa.
Christians’ Defense: Muslims don’t understand the relationship between God and Jesus.
Christians’ Accusation: Muslims worship Prophet Muhammad and he was a blood-thirsty man.
Muslims’ Defense: Muslims worship Allah or God (in English) and Prophet Muhammad was following the instruction of God to defend himself and his brethren.

Observation:
• Muslims and Christians spend too much time telling the other what they think the other doesn’t know about his/her religion.
• While they spend little or no time in learning more about their own religion.
• Most don’t know Jesus Christ and Prophet Muhammad craved knowledge about their Creator: As a boy Jesus Christ enlightened elders in the Temple in Jerusalem while Prophet Muhammad taught spiritual enlightenment by questioning pagans’ sensibility over idol worship.

Opinion:
• Muslims and Christians indulgence in “low Blows” shows how little one understands of the others’ religion. Children… Slaves… why should either care what the other calls themselves? Isn’t the “end road” PARADISE?
• Both Christians and Muslims have forgotten that:
Jesus Christ chided people for condemning Mary Magdalene for her sins. And Prophet Muhammad warned Muslims that Allah despises those who think they will gain Paradise just because they observe the Five Pillars of Faith.
• Neither takes the pain in reading the others’ Holy Book without an intent to criticize but to understand the others’ perspective without accepting or rejecting it. It’s called Objective Reading and it’s possible.

3. Arrogance
Both Muslims and Christians express their arrogance by claiming being better or true believers of God than the other.
Christians’ Defense: Giving your life to Jesus makes you a child of God and you will ultimately gain Paradise.
Muslims’ Defense: All creations are slaves of Allah and submission to Him is the only way to Al-Janat (Paradise).

Observation:
• Both Muslims and Christians are always saying things to criticize each others’ relation with their God.
• Should it matter to others how you regard your relationship with God?

Opinion:
• Both Muslims and Christians worry themselves dead over people knowing their relationship God.
• This begs to tell that Muslims and Christians only want people to know that they are this or that someone to recon with. That’s rather SHALLOW of ANY BELIEVER.

CONCLUSION:
• Only a FOOLISH MUSLIM will call an EXTREMIST a Muslim at all. Have you forgotten Prophet Muhammad didn’t wage way without PROVOCATION? And those wars were mandated by Allah NOT based on the Prophet’s will.
• His first war was instituted by Mecca pagans. The people of Medina supported him because they believed him to be a good man but the people of Mecca to be trouble makers.
• He was a man who led every campaign from the front not the rear and you dare compare the Holy Prophet to a bunch of COWARDLY-RICH-AND-BORED people posing as deputies of the Prophet. While they send fools like you to go out and cause chaos.
• Only a FOOLISH CHRISTIAN would open his mouth to disgorge nonsense about another man’s religion. Little do you know if Jesus were here he would disassociate himself with you because, despite reading the Bible, you are not following his teachings.
• You call yourself a TRUE CHRISTIAN, how many GOOD DEEDS have you kept yourself busy over since the beginning of the year. NONE!
• Rather, you would RAP YOUR MOUTH like a FOOL about another religion when you can’t tell (without consulting the Holy Bible) the name of Ruth’s mother-in-law.
• Good for you if you’re a Child of God. Leave people who call themselves Slaves be.
• And good for you if you are a Slave because you want to humble yourself. Leave Children of God alone.
• How many PAGAN SOULS has either of you saved from damnation to hell? Nada! But you would rather exhibit your stupidity by pointing fingers at each other.
• Humble Slaves, how many Christians (who are not relatives) have you associated with this year in your quest to follow Prophet Muhammad’s teachings of relating with people to show that Islam is a religion that encourages friendship, peace and other positive situations.
• Dear Child of God, How many Muslims (who are not relatives) have you associated with this year in your quest to follow Jesus’ teaching that you must not only condemn but can also associate with them because there is some good in them? Consider Mary Magdalene’s case.
• I say Muslims and Christians are a bunch of fools. They turn on each other and abandon the pagans, the very people God intended all His messengers to preach to so they would not be damned, the same people our religious heads are supposed to convert to either Christianity or Islam. NOW THEY MAKE FUN OF OUR IDIOCY. HONESTLY, OUR STUPIDITY IS BEYOND WORDS.
• WE’VE PROVEN IT BY LUNGING FOR EACH OTHERS’ THROAT OVER THE PERFECT RELIGION.[/b]
TV/MoviesRe: What Is Your Favourite TV Action Series? I Say Andromeda! by Lantean(op): 10:01am On Oct 26, 2011
Hmmm undecided
AdvertsSupport For Cyber Cafes At A Token Fee by Lantean(op): 8:59pm On Oct 16, 2011
I can help you format your computers' make custom settings on them client and server pcs, install varieties of useful softwares etc But at a token fee.

Call 07040990586 or mail UNIQUECAFENG@YAHOO.COM for more info
BusinessRe: What Business Can I Do With N300,000? by Lantean(m): 8:53pm On Oct 16, 2011
@poster:

Be careful oooooooooo! shocked shocked

No go fall victim of scam cos if something is too good to be true, well, a word is enough for the wise undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
BusinessRe: Is There A Work-at-home (online Job) Opportunities In Nigeria by Lantean(m): 8:47pm On Oct 16, 2011
I've been searching the web for such opportunities but i'm yet to find ONE THAT'S GENUINE.

Most of those scams often claim to be Google Adsense related. Trust me, it's CRAP!

i found a post online addressing this topic: the reply was very straight forward - you can never make substantial income doing those stuff.

It would have been nice though, but i'm afraid it's either a ruse or a dream. sad sad sad sad
AdvertsRe: Please I Need You Help And Advice by Lantean(m): 8:38pm On Oct 16, 2011
@ Godmother:

I'm yet to meet any investor in Nigeria who's trully committed to "oyinbo" mentality of "make me sef helep somebody grow".
I don't mean to burst your bubbles wasiu13, but i've been there.

It doesn't matter if they don't raise your hope. But they are very CRUEL cos they'll raise your hopes then begin avoiding your calls, emails and visits after presentation. sad sad

It's sad Nigerians, often, claim to be what they are not sad sad sad sad
TV/MoviesRe: What Is Your Favourite TV Action Series? I Say Andromeda! by Lantean(op): 7:16pm On Oct 12, 2011
Strangely, on my way home from work, i found the Nna stands displaying Season 1 of Nikita. shocked

Then this musta been around for sometime now?! Where on Earth have i been. grin grin grin
TV/MoviesRe: What Is Your Favourite TV Action Series? I Say Andromeda! by Lantean(op): 8:21pm On Oct 11, 2011
Nikita? I didn't know jack about that one until i Googled it. grin

Haa! Maggie, a familiar face. She's good!?!

She's got the acting in her and , the looks.

Well,  for we guys, that's more than enough. grin grin grin grin grin

TV/MoviesRe: What Is Your Favourite TV Action Series? I Say Andromeda! by Lantean(op): 3:03pm On Oct 10, 2011
grin But not entirely.

Though, it's hard to divorce an actress's role from the way male viewers regard her, i believe some of them are worth the trouble of including them for their talents. For instance, Carrie-Ann Moss wasn't the most beautiful on the Matrix set but she was ideal for the role. Andy McDowell too might have been great for it. I don't think Julia Roberts would have done great for the role. cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: What Is Your Favourite TV Action Series? I Say Andromeda! by Lantean(op): 2:26pm On Oct 10, 2011
An effort targeted at attracting more male viewers grin grin grin
TV/MoviesRe: What Is Your Favourite TV Action Series? I Say Andromeda! by Lantean(op): 6:55pm On Oct 09, 2011
Doh' grin

It's a great honour to meet a lady who watches action? smiley

Those i know watch those kissy-kissy, lovey-dovey clips. Uugh! grin

Though it sounds familiar but i'm sure i haven't seen it.

The nearest i think i might have seen is 24 Hours, and Chaos. And besides Sutherland in the series, people made so much noise about it and i just got sick of it smiley

TV/MoviesRe: What Is Your Favourite TV Action Series? I Say Andromeda! by Lantean(op): 6:26pm On Oct 09, 2011
: grin grin grin

Gladly, i don't rely on deductions for my "daily meals".
smiley

So what's it then?

By the way, i got my fingers crossed smiley

TV/MoviesRe: What Is Your Favourite TV Action Series? I Say Andromeda! by Lantean(op): 1:39pm On Oct 09, 2011
OMG! shocked

You must be watching so many serials, that you can't decide which is your favourite. shocked

Okay, let me help out: grin

Being a female, i' say it's one of Desperate Housewives, Sex in the city, Legend of the Seeker, Merlin or Lost. wink
IslamRe: Why The Lack Of Religious Harmony In Nigeria ? by Lantean(m):
[b]Considering the emotions flying high in Nairaland, I’ll say Muslims and Christians are so alike in everything – violence, ignorance, arrogance, hatred of each other, little knowledge of their Holy Books and their religious heads, especially, their religious head’s DOCTRINES.

1. Violence
Christians’ Accusation: Muslims are always out to bomb, maim, butcher… them because they believe in being rewarded with virgins.
Muslims’ Defence: The Holy Qur’an did say there would be reward for those who fight in defence of Islam. True.
Muslims’ Accusation: Christians plundered and killed in Europe too in The Middle Ages in the name of the Jesus for Catholic churches so they’ll be rewarded in heaven for giving their life for Jesus.
Christians’ Defence: It was the Catholic Church’s doing not the entire Christian world. And not all Christians are Catholics. True.

Observation:
• Extremists claiming allegiance with either religions did and do commit grievous acts.
• Muslims and Christians forget they are also accusing relatives, wonderful friends, nice neighbours… who are Muslims or Christians.
• Both Holy Books are true on the reward issue.

Opinion:
• Muslims and Christians shouldn’t be fooled that the extremists (Al-Qaeda, Boko Haram and Crusaders) are/were supporting God’s cause.
• A True, pious, faithful or devout Muslim or Christian would know ( without being sentimental) that were Jesus Christ and Prophet Muhammad alive, they would live in the same house, eat from the same plate/dish, talk, be fond of each other and would stand in defence of each other.
• I know this because they both preached TOLERANCE & LOVE.

2. Ignorance
Muslims’ Accusation: Christians don’t know anything about God that’s why they call God Jesus and vice versa.
Christians’ Defence: Muslims don’t understand the relationship between God and Jesus.
Christians’ Accusation: Muslims worship Prophet Muhammad and he was a blood-thirsty man.
Muslims’ Defence: Muslims worship Allah or God (in English) and Prophet Muhammad was following the instruction of God to defend himself and his brethren.

Observation:
• Muslims and Christians spend too much time telling the other what they think the other doesn’t know about his/her religion.
• While they spend little or no time in learning more about their own religion.
• Most don’t know Jesus Christ and Prophet Muhammad craved knowledge about their Creator: As a boy Jesus Christ enlightened elders in the Temple in Jerusalem while Prophet Muhammad taught spiritual enlightenment by questioning pagans’ sensibility over idol worship.

Opinion:
• Muslims and Christians indulgence in “low Blows” shows how little one understands of the other’s religion. Children… Slaves… why should either care what the other calls themselves? Isn’t the “end road” PARADISE?
• Both Christians and Muslims have forgotten that:
Jesus Christ chided people for condemning Mary Magdalene for her sins. And Prophet Muhammad warned Muslims that Allah despises those who think they will gain Paradise just because they observe the Five Pillars of Faith.
• Neither takes the pain in reading the other’s Holy Book without an intent to criticise but to understand the other’s perspective without accepting or rejecting it. It’s called Objective Reading and it’s possible.

3. Arrogance
Both Muslims and Christians express their arrogance by claiming being better or true believers of God than the other.
Christians’ Defence: Giving your life to Jesus makes you a child of God and you will ultimately gain Paradise.
Muslims’ Defence: All creations are slaves of Allah and submission to Him is the only way to Al Janat (Paradise).

Observation:
• Both Muslims and Christians are always saying things to criticise each other’s relation with their God.
• Should it matter to others how you regard your relationship with God?
Are you a believer so people can call you such.

Opinion:
• Both Muslims and Christians worry themselves dead over people knowing their relationship with God.
• This begs to tell that Muslims and Christians only want people to know that they are this or that someone to recon with as special to God. An attribute synonymous with arrogance. That’s rather SHALLOW of ANY BELIEVER.

CONCLUSION:
• Only a FOOLISH MUSLIM will call an EXTREMIST a Muslim at all. Have you forgotten Prophet Muhammad didn’t wage way without PROVOCATION? And those wars were mandated by Allah NOT based on the Prophet’s will.
• His first war was instituted by Mecca pagans. The people of Medina supported him because they believed him to be a good and just man but the people of Mecca to be trouble makers.
• He was a man who led every campaign from the front not the rear and you dare compare the Holy Prophet to a bunch of COWARDLY-AND-BORED people posing as deputies of the Prophet. While they send fools like you to go out and cause chaos.
• Only a FOOLISH CHRISTIAN would open his mouth to disgorge nonsense about another man’s religion. Little do you know if Jesus were here he would disassociate himself with you because, despite reading the Bible, you are not following his teachings.
You are too engrossed in self-righteousness to realise the depth of your arrogance.
• You call yourself a TRUE CHRISTIAN, how many GOOD DEEDS have you kept yourself busy over since the beginning of the year. NONE!
• Rather, you would RAP YOUR MOUTH like a FOOL about another religion when you can’t tell (without consulting the Holy Bible) the name of Ruth’s mother-in-law.
• Good for you if you’re a Child of God. Leave be people who call themselves Slaves.
• And good for you if you are a Slave because you want to humble yourself. Leave Children of God alone.
• How many PAGAN SOULS has either of you saved from damnation to hell? Nada! But you would rather exhibit your stupidity by pointing fingers at each other.
• Humble Slaves, how many Christians (who are not relatives) have you associated with this year in your quest to follow Prophet Muhammad’s teachings of relating with people to show that Islam is a religion that encourages friendship, peace and other positive situations.
• Dear Child of God, How many Muslims (who are not relatives) have you associated with this year in your quest to follow Jesus’ teaching that you must not only condemn but can also associate with them because there is some good in them? Consider Mary Magdalene’s case.
• I say Muslims and Christians are a bunch of fools. They turn on each other and abandon the pagans, the very people God intended all His messengers to preach to so they would not be damned, the same people our religious heads are supposed to convert to either Christianity or Islam. NOW THEY MAKE FUN OF OUR IDIOCY. HONESTLY, OUR STUPIDITY IS BEYOND WORDS.
• WE’VE PROVEN IT BY LUNGING FOR EACH OTHER’S THROAT OVER THE PERFECT RELIGION.
[/b]

PoliticsRe: The Mujahadeen Will Wipe Out The U.S - Abdulmutallab by Lantean(m): 4:57pm On Oct 08, 2011
"Muslims and their actions represent their religion. Instead of trying to justify nonsense by creating comparisons, you should be more interested in proving that your religion is a religion of peace by denouncing terrorism. It is only the muslims in the SW that have done this. I am yet to hear one imam in the north out rightly denounce terrorism around the world. When Nigerian muslims start to denounce terrorism other African countries like mumu somalia will take note. Soon terrorist groups will know that Nigeria has low tolerance for this dumbness. Charity begins at home, and in this place your mosques. Until then, stop wasting your time with all these dull justifications. Mutallab needs to be Mutallabed. They should wrap him in explosives in the middle of a desert."

Islam is a religion of PEACE. But your mind's already made up, you will NEVER ACCEPT ISLAM AS A RELIGION OF PEACE.

How else do you need it told that Muslims denounce terrorism? September 11, Abdul Mutallab, Boko Haram, to mention a few were condemned?

In the interest of those Muslims and mosques in the South West that condemned terrorism in Nigeria, like you said, did you stop to THINK before typing "Muslims and their actions represent their religion."
Did you bother to find out what the Holy Qur'an and the Hadith compilations say before basing it on the actions of delusional humans?

Charity begins at home you say, so to what degree have you shown "mumu Somalia" that we are a nation resolute TOGETHER AGAINST TERRORISM.

You really should think, if after reading a fellow Nigerian's call to harmony, co-existence, you can't make sense of it. It begs to ask:

What sort of a Nigerian are you?
Do you delight in DISHARMONY, CHAOS AND VIOLENCE?
What steps have you or are taking towards making Nigeria ONE?

2mch, ARE YOU NIGERIAN? 'COS YOUR WORDS LACK ONE WITH LOVE FOR FATHERLAND!
PoliticsRe: The Mujahadeen Will Wipe Out The U.S - Abdulmutallab by Lantean(m): 8:43pm On Oct 07, 2011
[b]Considering emotions flying high in Nairaland, I’ll say Muslims and Christians are so alike in everything – violence, ignorance, arrogance, hatred of each other, little knowledge of their Holy Books and their religious heads, especially, their religious head’s DOCTRINES.

1. Violence
Christians’ Accusation: Muslims are always out to bomb, maim, butcher… them because they believe in being rewarded with virgins.
Muslims’ Defence: The Holy Qur’an did say there would be reward for those who fight in defence of Islam. True.
Muslims’ Accusation: Christians plundered and killed in Europe too in The Middle Ages in the name of the Jesus for Catholic churches so they’ll be rewarded in heaven for giving their life for Jesus.
Christians’ Defence: It was the Catholic Church’s doing not the entire Christian world. And not all Christians are Catholics. True.

Observation:
• Extremists claiming allegiance with either religions did and do commit grievous acts.
• Muslims and Christians forget they are also accusing relatives, wonderful friends, nice neighbours… who are Muslims or Christians.
• Both Holy Books are true on the reward issue.

Opinion:
• Muslims and Christians shouldn’t be fooled that the extremists (Al-Qaeda, Boko Haram and Crusaders) are/were supporting God’s cause.
• A True, pious, faithful or devout Muslim or Christian would know ( without being sentimental) that were Jesus Christ and Prophet Muhammad alive, they would live in the same house, eat from the same plate/dish, talk, be fond of each other and would stand in defence of each other.
• I know this because they both preached TOLERANCE & LOVE.

2. Ignorance
Muslims’ Accusation: Christians don’t know anything about God that’s why they call God Jesus and vice versa.
Christians’ Defence: Muslims don’t understand the relationship between God and Jesus.
Christians’ Accusation: Muslims worship Prophet Muhammad and he was a blood-thirsty man.
Muslims’ Defence: Muslims worship Allah or God (in English) and Prophet Muhammad was following the instruction of God to defend himself and his brethren.

Observation:
• Muslims and Christians spend too much time telling the other what they think the other doesn’t know about his/her religion.
• While they spend little or no time in learning more about their own religion.
• Most don’t know Jesus Christ and Prophet Muhammad craved knowledge about their Creator: As a boy Jesus Christ enlightened elders in the Temple in Jerusalem while Prophet Muhammad taught spiritual enlightenment by questioning pagans’ sensibility over idol worship.

Opinion:
• Muslims and Christians indulgence in “low Blows” shows how little one understands of the other’s religion. Children… Slaves… why should either care what the other calls themselves? Isn’t the “end road” PARADISE?
• Both Christians and Muslims have forgotten that:
Jesus Christ chided people for condemning Mary Magdalene for her sins. And Prophet Muhammad warned Muslims that Allah despises those who think they will gain Paradise just because they observe the Five Pillars of Faith.
• Neither takes the pain in reading the other’s Holy Book without an intent to criticise but to understand the other’s perspective without accepting or rejecting it. It’s called Objective Reading and it’s possible.

3. Arrogance
Both Muslims and Christians express their arrogance by claiming being better or true believers of God than the other.
Christians’ Defence: Giving your life to Jesus makes you a child of God and you will ultimately gain Paradise.
Muslims’ Defence: All creations are slaves of Allah and submission to Him is the only way to Al Janat (Paradise).

Observation:
• Both Muslims and Christians are always saying things to criticise each other’s relation with their God.
• Should it matter to others how you regard your relationship with God?

Opinion:
• Both Muslims and Christians worry themselves dead over people knowing their relationship God.
• This begs to tell that Muslims and Christians only want people to know that they are this or that someone to recon with. That’s rather SHALLOW of ANY BELIEVER.

CONCLUSION:
• Only a FOOLISH MUSLIM will call an EXTREMIST a Muslim at all. Have you forgotten Prophet Muhammad didn’t wage way without PROVOCATION? And those wars were mandated by Allah NOT based on the Prophet’s will.
• His first war was instituted by Mecca pagans. The people of Medina supported him because they believed him to be a good man but the people of Mecca to be trouble makers.
• He was a man who led every campaign from the front not the rear and you dare compare the Holy Prophet to a bunch of COWARDLY-RICH-AND-BORED people posing as deputies of the Prophet. While they send fools like you to go out and cause chaos.
• Only a FOOLISH CHRISTIAN would open his mouth to disgorge nonsense about another man’s religion. Little do you know if Jesus were here he would disassociate himself with you because, despite reading the Bible, you are not following his teachings.
• You call yourself a TRUE CHRISTIAN, how many GOOD DEEDS have you kept yourself busy over since the beginning of the year. NONE!
• Rather, you would RAP YOUR MOUTH like a FOOL about another religion when you can’t tell (without consulting the Holy Bible) the name of Ruth’s mother-in-law.
• Good for you if you’re a Child of God. Leave people who call themselves Slaves be.
• And good for you if you are a Slave because you want to humble yourself. Leave Children of God alone.
• How many PAGAN SOULS has either of you saved from damnation to hell? Nada! But you would rather exhibit your stupidity by pointing fingers at each other.
• Humble Slaves, how many Christians (who are not relatives) have you associated with this year in your quest to follow Prophet Muhammad’s teachings of relating with people to show that Islam is a religion that encourages friendship, peace and other positive situations.
• Dear Child of God, How many Muslims (who are not relatives) have you associated with this year in your quest to follow Jesus’ teaching that you must not only condemn but can also associate with them because there is some good in them? Consider Mary Magdalene’s case.
• I say Muslims and Christians are a bunch of fools. They turn on each other and abandon the pagans, the very people God intended all His messengers to preach to so they would not be damned, the same people our religious heads are supposed to convert to either Christianity or Islam. NOW THEY MAKE FUN OF OUR IDIOCY. HOESTLY, OUR STUPIDITY IS BEYOND WORDS.
• WE’VE PROVEN IT BY LUNGING FOR EACH OTHER’S THROAT OVER THE PERFECT RELIGION.
[/b]

RomanceRe: Put My Pic On Ur Fb Or Break Up: by Lantean(m): 6:08pm On Oct 05, 2011
@Ranoscky:

You would do that, Cos you're one mean, very, bad boy. grin grin grin

TV/MoviesWhat Is Your Favourite TV Action Series? I Say Andromeda! by Lantean(op):
My Favourite TV Action Series is Andromeda. I love the theme for this series: One man's bravery in the face of enormous odds, his ceaseless drive to fostering peace in the universe and the degree of technological development(weapons and equipment).

What's yours?

RomanceRe: Put My Pic On Ur Fb Or Break Up: by Lantean(m): 3:24pm On Oct 05, 2011
Don't bother indulging that Facebook-deleting tact. shocked

IT WON'T WORK.

You seem not to know she feels insecure. And she's trying to be brave by not telling you exactly what she feels.
Mind you, her insecurity will not end with Facebook.
This is just the beginning of an issue. And the only way to end this is by talking to her - HER TRUSTING YOU.

Just talk to her again. A heart to heart discussion.

By the way, dumping her will only show that you can't deal with partner's emotions.
Are you gonna be dumping every girl that feels this way with you? huh

Dude! you don't wanna be lonely. wink wink wink

ComputersRe: Atiku's University Responsible For 55% Total Internet Traffic In Nigeria! by Lantean(m): 3:03pm On Oct 05, 2011
YOU WISH tongue
FamilyRe: What Is The Best Gift To Give To Your Wife by Lantean(m): 2:55pm On Oct 05, 2011
Frankly, you are working your self up over NOTHING. undecided

SHE-IS-YOUR-WIFE for heavens sake! She'll cherish whatever you give her man cos LOVES YOU. AND THAT'S WHY SHE MARRIED YOU. smiley

Give her anything and she'll love you because it'll be from YOU smiley LOL
ComputersRe: Atiku's University Responsible For 55% Total Internet Traffic In Nigeria! by Lantean(m): 2:41pm On Oct 05, 2011
Regardless of the bandwidth they've got, I bet this is an attempt to make name for AUN.[/b]

Cos i don't see how ONE university can beat the degree of presence of the THOUSANDS of Internet cafes in Lagos alone, [/b]not to talk of an [b]ENTIRE country.

GET REAL DUDE tongue
EducationRe: Uk College Caught Selling Fake Degrees To Foreign Students by Lantean(m): 2:31pm On Oct 05, 2011
I read the news on BBC website and concluded as follows:

With no intent to be judgmental, the Registrar wasn't being COMPLETELY honest with the[b] TRUTH[/b]
We are given TOO MUCH credit for scams.  sad
You'll all be surprised to know your white poeple are not true saints.
And we Africans aren't all "bad".  smiley

Sadly, the Nigerian media is not keen on reporting the piece - Cos it's not related to NIGERIA  angry angry

Nor do other African countries want to make news of it because it's not about their LOATHED African brother. angry

I'm Just glad all through the piece, Fatherland wasn't mentioned. smiley Thumbs Up  cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Strange And Unusual Dates This Year, October Stands Out! by Lantean(m): 2:11pm On Oct 05, 2011
Come oooon already! Babasessy pulling our legs and making a good show of it. The bugger had me going too. grin

So for those of you who looking out for luck with the calculation, TOUGH LUCK tongue smiley grin
TV/MoviesRe: Andromeda by Lantean(op): 5:15pm On Sep 21, 2011
Some say the Commonwealth would have fallen without the Nietzschean treachery.

They underestimate both the Commonwealth and the Nietzscheans

TV/MoviesAndromeda by Lantean(op): 5:07pm On Sep 21, 2011
If the Commonwealth High Guard had a weakness, it was this:
It's Officers were too COMPETENT, too CARING and too BRAVE. smiley

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