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Food › Re: Bizarre: Rice Dish served with Condoms? [Pix] by lanxlot(m): 10:56am On Dec 08, 2014
in d words of klint d drunk......I must contribute to this problem....all of u, u must judge me 2day, hehe, dem dun give me Tip. na 2 invite sum of My enermies On 25th, put the real condom 4 deir rice....no b me ist stat am afterall.
Politics › Re: Dasuki's Brother May Succeed Tambuwal by lanxlot(m): 10:31am On Dec 08, 2014
shey una see as dem de run politics. Mr Dasuki who is d son of d sultan broda of d national security officerhuhhuhhuh Nd dem say dix con3 go beta....na dem dem.







I am lanx, one tym, secretary general space bookers association of nairaland.
Politics › Re: Pictures of Russian Cargo Plane impounded in Kano and its consignment by lanxlot(m): 11:57am On Dec 07, 2014
obainojazz:
wetin dey there...we gon use our invisible weapons... witchcraft...
na im u neva use am against boko are rams.
Politics › Re: Pictures of Russian Cargo Plane impounded in Kano and its consignment by lanxlot(m): 11:46am On Dec 07, 2014
obainojazz:
.let Nigeria invade that country... kill all of them and take their females as servants
chai, u dun drink by this hour of d day...2day being Sunday....Nawa oo. Nigerian, invade RUSSIA. u n who na im 1 do d invadinghuhhuhhuh
Politics › Re: Pictures of Russian Cargo Plane impounded in Kano and its consignment by lanxlot(m): 11:45am On Dec 07, 2014
e Fit b set up sha, lyk sum1 talk b4......d pilots miss road? if actually d plane de en-route to chad.
Christianity Etc › Re: Do I Need To Pay Tithe Form My Gamble Wins? by lanxlot(m): 11:40am On Dec 07, 2014
born2fuckpussy:
God only wait for thanksgiving and praise, while offering and Tithe goes to the pastors committee and these fund are use for helping less privilege, rendering assistance to war zones area, building and church maintenance and sponsoring evangelism worldwide but some cases aren't like that in Nigeria because unknown % of pastors divert half of this into their pocket for personal use.

Think twice before you leaps, evil is evil. Don't pay tithe as a sinner if hell is guarantee, me I will never pay tithe as sinner as everything I'm doing is against the bible,drinking, dancing to clubs musics,playing gambling and fucking prostitutes, I cannot lose my money and lose the kingdom of God at the same time.
God will arrest u 1 day....in Jesus name. Amen
Christianity Etc › Re: Science Confirms Eucharistic Miracles by lanxlot(m): 11:29am On Dec 07, 2014
jnrbayano:
Blessed be God.

Blessed be His Holy Name.

Blessed be Jesus Christ, true God and true Man.

Blessed be the Name of Jesus

Blessed be His Most Sacred Heart.

Blessed be His Most Precious Blood.

Blessed be Jesus in the Most Holy Sacrament of the Altar.

Blessed be the Holy Spirit, the Paraclete.

Blessed be the great Mother of God, Mary most Holy.

Blessed be her Holy and Immaculate Conception.

Blessed be her Glorious Assumption.

Blessed be the name of Mary, Virgin and Mother.

Blessed be St Joseph, her most chaste spouse.

Blessed be God in His Angels and in His Saints.

Amen.
Amen.
Celebrities › Re: Photos: D'banj Looking Stylish As He Dines With BBA Housemates by lanxlot(m): 5:01am On Dec 07, 2014
but im landlord never evict am sha? as dem de evict those bbm.........Sori, BBA howx mate.
Education › Re: ‘why, At 42, I Am In JSS1’ by lanxlot(m): 12:21am On Dec 07, 2014
dem Fit still include ha 4 guinex buk of record una de here de run mouth.
Education › Re: Strange Moon Colour !!!!!!! by lanxlot(m): 12:12am On Dec 07, 2014
joeace2020:
nawa.. so many Nigerians are really not educated. no wonder a clueless one came from their midst.. voted by them to bcum president. 2014 n someones amazed by an orange moon color.. good lawd!
make I hear word. we are all ignorant in sum subjects. u may b Gud in geography but may knw little Or ntn in biology....does that make u uneducated? hw many neurons do u av in ur brain, what are glial cellshuhhuh u go 1 ask google nw.
Car Talk › Re: I Am More Afraid Of Road Safety Than Police And Army. by lanxlot(op): 11:54pm On Dec 06, 2014
DECOtech:
Even the roads are worse than most of the cars they find faults with.
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Bros, me sef de enter bush if I see them oh! Or I just drop the whole weight of my foot on the throttle in absence of an alternative route. If them like, make dem no comot for road.
lol.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Stoke Vs Arsenal (3 - 2) On 6th December 2014 by lanxlot(m): 5:18pm On Dec 06, 2014
I like sumtin about assnal fans.....na so dem go de shout, heeeeeeeeyyyy, 90minutes heeeeyyy. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Stoke Vs Arsenal (3 - 2) On 6th December 2014 by lanxlot(m): 5:13pm On Dec 06, 2014
lanxlot:
stoke go give una stroke 2day.
Haha, e dun clear lyk flat screen.....I b talk am.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Stoke Vs Arsenal (3 - 2) On 6th December 2014 by lanxlot(m): 5:06pm On Dec 06, 2014
grin shocked see traffic.....c plenty pple wen de folo d match
leta pple go de say ntn is impossible in futbal....hw assnal wan take equalize nw?? even if na dem act equalizer 2000
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Stoke Vs Arsenal (3 - 2) On 6th December 2014 by lanxlot(m): 4:21pm On Dec 06, 2014
Omooba77:
Alexis Sanchez,one man riot squad smiley smiley
stoke dun de riot 4 im head already. tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Stoke Vs Arsenal (3 - 2) On 6th December 2014 by lanxlot(m): 4:19pm On Dec 06, 2014
natureblack:
she's not human.........it's just a football software designed by Osewa angry
laf 1 kill me....she no go Only ban u Ehh, she go cast u 2.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Stoke Vs Arsenal (3 - 2) On 6th December 2014 by lanxlot(m): 4:17pm On Dec 06, 2014
lanxlot:
na mukina I find cum....assnal trailing already. Make una help me locate her positioning. grin
stoke go give una stroke 2day.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Stoke Vs Arsenal (3 - 2) On 6th December 2014 by lanxlot(m): 4:16pm On Dec 06, 2014
na mukina I find cum....assnal trailing already. Make una help me locate her positioning. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 6th December 2014 by lanxlot(m): 4:11pm On Dec 06, 2014
huhhuhhuhhuh newcastle disease.
Education › Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet In An Exam Hall by lanxlot(m): 11:25am On Dec 06, 2014
Stelvin101:
Hahahahahahahahaha. As in eh! You nor go even know when u go write "show me" for ur answer scripts sef coz of the pestering frm such people. U dodge go another seat the following day, dem go dodge follow u as if them be ur shadow.
laf 1 kill me. some na monitoring spirit. as u jux sit down look ur left side na dem de dere..... while odax go openly tell u....say dem go sit down near you.....Hehehe, u cannot say no na.

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