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Politics / Re: NIMC: National Identity App Not Yet For Public Use by laoshog: 2:56am On Aug 19, 2020
GreenAgain:

https://www.thecable.ng/nimc-national-identity-app-not-yet-approved-for-public-use

Since it was not ready for public use, why then allow and enable the public to download and use the app on play store?

God bless Nigeria!!!!!!!!!!!!
Politics / Re: BAKARE: A Man After Buhari's Heart - Thisday by laoshog: 8:40am On Aug 02, 2015
Please shut up and stop your so called personal assumptions....
hinwazaka:
He was in the transition committee like other forgotten characters that comprised its membership. So many characters have been pushed out, replaced or scammed out since the day of inauguration. The good pastor is as much a member of PMB's team as Bin laden was a fan of Bush.

PMB reposes confidence in no one but PMB. Narcissists care for no one but themselves. They are too selfish for that. PMB probably doesn't remember Bakare's name or existence

Both men pretend to be captains but are in fact stooges so they, together as a team would have been disastrous. Osinbajo is a better team mate solely for his comprehension of positions. And also despite the urban legend fed to us, Idiagbon was a ridiculous and sorry excuse for a deputy. He was the biggest disaster in that mockery called a government. He was so selfish that after contributing to the troubles that plagued that government, he betrayed his boss to His fate and gave the old tieing your shoe gimmick. The Hajj excuse was so lame.

The fact is that PMB trusts no one not even his shadow. How do you explain a man who abandoned his wife just because of stupid beer parlour gossip.

The situation in Nigeria requires reforms and strengthening of organisations and institutions not hyped up, corrupt and overrated demigods who believe the world starts and stops with them
Crime / Hotel Where People Pay To Have Sex With Animals Busted By Police by laoshog: 1:54pm On Jul 30, 2015
Three men have been jailed after being convicted of running an animal brothel in Swansea, Wales. The hotel specializes in getting animals and grooming them to become good in having sex with humans.


Their animal catalog includes domesticated female white lions, mountain nanny goats, Irish pigs, Himalayan gentle donkeys and other species of animals. Some animals that are not dangerous like female sheep’s and some breeds of dogs are also trained to give MouthAction and receive full vaginal sex from the customer who come to book rooms and have sex with these animals over night.

The customers who cannot afford to pay for full sex or book a room end up paying $15 for MouthAction by the sheep’s while the rich clients pay as much as $120 a night for a room and an animal sex partner that is healthy and experienced in human sexual pleasure.The animals are often cleaned and sanitized before the act. The vaginas and anus are deep cleaned with antiseptic smeared with lavenders and honey to make it tight and wet. The animals are sometimes dressed with pantyhose, G strings and high heeled shoes depending on the taste of the client.
The ring leaders Adam Cafferty and John Cafferty and their father David Cafferty ran a ‘gentlemen’s club’ known as “The Ram Inn” in Grange Road, Swansea.

The brothers, 31 and 28 and father 52 admitted keeping an animal brothel between January 2011 and July 2015 and a jury took less than three hours to find them all guilty.

During their trial at Swansea Crown Court the jury heard they setup a website on the hidden “Deep Web” where people from all over the country could select the animal of their liking and book in for an appointment.



In their defense, the defense lawyer, Damian Erow told the trial judge and jury that the brothel poses no threat to its customers because the animal sex organs are sterilized regularly and that the animals are well trained to give and receive sex with their human counterparts.

All have previous convictions for committing the same offense at the same address.

The two brothers and father were all sentenced to four years in prison and the animals confiscated and sent back to animal conservatories because they have been so domesticated and sexually traumatized to survive tin the wild.

The clients are planning a peaceful demonstration to protest the infringement on their fundamental human right to happiness and sexual freedom. They ask to be allowed to chose their sex partners and follow their sexual orientation. They claim that they do not harm the animals instead the give the animals a chance to live a better qualitative life. The march is scheduled to hold Sometime later this year.

http://nigeriacamera.net/hotel-where-people-pay-to-have-sex-with-animals-busted-by-police/
Politics / Say No To Gay..... by laoshog: 9:42am On Jul 20, 2015
LETTER TO WHITE MEN...
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Dear white men, U asked us to wear coats under hot sun, we did;
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U said we should speak your language, we have obediently ignored ours.
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U asked us to always tie a rope around our necks like goats, we have obeyed without questioning.
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U asked our ladies to wear dead people's hair instead of the natural hair God gave to them, they have obeyed.
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U said we should marry just one woman in the midst of plenty black angels, we reluctantly agreed.
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You said our decent girls should wear catapults instead of the conventional pants, they have obeyed.
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You asked us to use rubber in order to control our birth rate, we agreed.....
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Now U want our MEN to sleep with fellow MEN & WOMEN with fellow WOMEN so that God would punish us like Sodom and Gomora?
we say No!!
We don't agree with U this time! Proudly African, we say a huge NO to GAY relationships and LESBIAN.
~Robert Mugabe

If U say NO to HOMOSEXUALS & LESBIANS type NO!!!.. And Share with your friends...
Family / Re: Share Beautiful Names You Will Gives To Your Kids When They Are Born! by laoshog: 7:58am On Jun 05, 2015
Oluwajomiloju

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Politics / Alimonu Kadiri Exposes Okonjo-iweala's Chicanery. by laoshog: 1:34pm On May 27, 2015
ALIMONU KADIRI EXPOSES OKONJO-IWEALA'S CHICANERY.
Thank you IBK for your observations. Let us ignore Kennedy and concentrate on the Minister of Finance and Coordinating Minister of Economy. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala is a blown-up balloon, touted as a Harvard Economic graduate and overrated as a World Bank expert. When it comes to the Nigerian Federal Governments for the past 16 years, Nigerians have been stomped, deceived and sold out by knaves posing as men and women of integrity.

In October 2011, when Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala championed the campaign to remove fuel subsidy in Nigeria, subsidy payments had exceeded budget appropriation for the year by more than 600%, without supplementary budget. In the Western world from where we copy our system of government, not only the Minister of Finance, but the entire government would have been kicked out of office for recklessly exceeding budget appropriation. THE TOTAL BUDGET FOR FUEL SUBSIDY IN 2011 WAS N245 BILLION. Following the public uproar over Jonathan's proposal to increase the pump price of premium motor spirit (PMS otherwise known as petrol) from N65 to N147, there were multiple of enquiries to look into the justification of Jonathan's 2012 new year burden of load on Nigerians. On Monday, 2 July 2012, the Honourable Federal Minister of Finance and the Coordinating Minister of the Nigerian Economy, Dr Mrs Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, appeared at a Senate hearing on fuel subsidy. Dr Mrs Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala told the Senate THAT A TOTAL OF N2.19 TRILLION WAS PAID AS FUEL SUBSIDY FOR THE YEAR 2011. She gave the breakdown as follows: AT THE END OF 2011, N1.7 TRILLION WAS PAID AND THE ARREARS FROM 2011 PAID IN 2012 WAS N451 BILLION. It should be noted that N232 BILLION WAS PROVIDED FOR PAYMENT OF SUBSIDIARY ARREARS (FROM 2011) IN THE 2012 BUDGET. Was she not aware of budget limitation? Answering to a Senator's question about what Nigeria is likely to pay as fuel subsidy in 2012 in view of her access to past records, Iweala said she did not know. She said further that SHE BELIEVES THAT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT (of which she is the Finance and Coordinating minister of Economy) MUST AS A MATTER OF EXPEDIENCY WORK OUT A FORMULAR WHEREBY THE MINISTRY OF FINANCE WOULD KNOW EXACTLY THE AMOUNT OF SUBSIDY TO BE PAID AT ANY PARTICULAR TIME. The House of Representatives under Farouk Lawan conducted its own enquiry on fuel subsidy payments and President Jonathan set up his own panel of investigation under the former EFCC chairman, Nuhu Ribadu. When Ribadu submitted his report, Jonathan set up a 15-man Committee that he named the Presidential Committee on Verification and Reconciliation of Fuel Subsidy Payments under Mr Aigboje Imuokhuede, Group Managing Director, Access Bank Plc.

After all the Abracadabra fuel subsidy committees, those of us who had patience to read through all the reports got to know that the number of fuel importers rose from 19 in 2009 to 140 in 2011. Many fuel importers existed only on paper and collected subsidies for fuel they never imported or supplied. Thus, Nigeria's Fuel Importers were paid for 59 million litres per day, while the country's storage capacity and consumption was 35 litres per day. How did that happen? Chief Emeka Wogu was Minister of Labour and Productivity in the same government as Okonjo-Iweala until October 2014 when he voluntarily resigned to contest for governorship of his State in Southeast. In 2011, Chief Emeka Wogu collected the sum of N2.7 billion for fuel subsidy he claimed to have supplied through his Company, Pinnacle Contractors Limited. In that Company, Emeka Wogu had 750, 000 shares, while Mrs Oyebabefe had 150, 000 shares and Mr Enyinnaya Wogu 100, 000 shares. The vessel which Emeka Wogu claimed to have delivered imported fuel in Nigeria was no where to be found anywhere in the world much less anchoring in Nigeria. It was found that Pinnacle Contractors Limited was not registered with the Corporate Affairs Commission (CAC), an absolute condition necessary to be fulfilled in order to qualify to import and supply fuel. Pinnacle Contractors Limited was not registered with CAC until Friday, 30 November 2012. Similarly, the Minister of Aviation until October last year when she was eased out of the government following the $ 1. 6 million armoured cars scandal, Mrs Stella Ada-Eze Oduah, owned 1,999,000,000 shares out of N2 billion shares in the Company named Sea Petroleum and Gas (SPG). The remaining shares were shared between other Directors identified as Elisabeth Stewart, Josephine Oduah and Erotomi Buwa. Stella Oduah's company was found to have fraudulently collected a total of N1, 019, 571, 609 (almost N1.02 billion) for fuel subsidy that was never supplied. Patrick Ifeanyi Uba is a well known brain behind Transformation Ambassadors of Nigeria (TAN) who claimed to have secured 18 million signatures across the six geo-political zones of Nigeria endorsing President Jonathan's re-election bid. But before that, 43 years old Patrick Ifeanyi Uba from Umuanuka in Otolo, Nnewi, has been the Managing Director and chief Executive Officer of Capital Oil and Gas that deals with importation, storage, distribution, trading and retailing of oil products. When he was found to have collected billions of Naira for unsupplied fuel he ran to Aso Rock which sheltered him from the consequence of looting Nigeria. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, is not only aware about fuel subsidy's fraud but she has all along cooperated with the fraudsters since 2011 and hitherto. Her cry now over fuel subsidy's scam and fraud is not sincere. Nigeria is an exporter of crude oil and at the same time importer of oil products through chains of government licensed and parasitic internal fuel importers. The Finance and Coordinating Minister of Economy, is obliged to tell us what economic theory supports a man who lives in the desert and crosses the oceans just to buy sand.

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Politics / Re: Can You Take This Away From Ben Bruce? by laoshog: 8:25am On May 13, 2015
“As far as I’m concerned, until all state workers are paid their salary, no governor, no commissioner, no special adviser should collect salary or allowance.
“It’s unacceptable for a governor who inherited a surplus from his predecessor to leave debt for the incoming governor and still want pension for life.”
“I’m not going to the senate to make money. I have much more than I need. I’m going there to serve God by fighting for the good of Nigerians" -

Murray-Bruce stated.

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Politics / See What Mr. Ben Murray Bruce Said To Government Officials by laoshog: 8:20am On May 13, 2015
As far as I’m concerned, until all state workers are paid their salary, no governor, no commissioner, no special adviser should collect salary or allowance.
“It’s unacceptable for a governor who inherited a surplus from his predecessor to leave debt for the incoming governor and still want pension for life.”
“I’m not going to the senate to make money. I have much more than I need. I’m going there to serve God by fighting for the good of Nigerians
" -

Murray-Bruce stated.

May the Almighty Father help you

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Politics / Re: Why Our Refineries Can't Work, At Least For Now. by laoshog: 10:21am On May 11, 2015
This is a good article, however, I have reservations when it stated that there is actually no competitive advantage between imports and refining in Nigeria. Why would you say that? the cost of export and import will be an area for cost savings to local refineries.

I think you need to re-evaluate this line in your article.

Thanks for the insight.
Jobs/Vacancies / Chartered Accountants Needed In An Accounting Firm by laoshog: 12:33pm On May 07, 2015
If you have CVs of persons that meet the staff profile as defined below, please drop your mobile so i can call you before 8 May 2015.

HND in Accounting with a minimum of upper credit
Associate, Institute of Chartered Accountants of Nigeria
Not above 28 years old at commencement of recruitment
Politics / Re: Pastor Rejects GEJ Trekker In Kwali by laoshog: 9:44pm On May 05, 2015
Specialist900:
Which kind wahala be this one again? Na the pastor send you to trek?
I don't know o....z
Career / Re: 7 Key Office Etiquette You Must Keep To Be A Top Employee by laoshog: 1:53pm On May 03, 2015
Why for an employee and not an employer?.....
Politics / Re: Prof Osinbajo Vs Pastor Tunde Bakare, Who Could Have Performed Better? by laoshog: 10:32pm On May 02, 2015
Check this out...........

Politics / Re: The Booby Traps Before Buhari – Olisa Agbakoba. by laoshog: 10:30pm On May 02, 2015
Check this out.........

Phones / Re: 4 Embarasing Mistakes That Led To Nokia Downfall by laoshog: 5:24pm On May 02, 2015
You need it.............

Jokes Etc / Re: With This Fuel Scarcity, See The Best Means Of Transportation..photo by laoshog: 5:21pm On May 02, 2015
Try it...............

Politics / Re: PDP Crisis: Mu’azu, NWC Threaten Jonathan’s Aides, Associates - VANGUARD by laoshog: 5:20pm On May 02, 2015
Text GCW to 38261 on your MTN line to get very useful information about your gadget.

I was surprised too !!!!!!!!!

Celebrities / Re: 'I Go Die' Flaunts Wife And Son(photos) by laoshog: 5:19pm On May 02, 2015
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I was surprised too !!!!!!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Agbani Darego In Hot Bikini (photo) by laoshog: 5:18pm On May 02, 2015
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I was surprised too !!!!!!!!!
Politics / Re: Hajiya Talatu Starts Trekking From Kaduna-abuja To Celebrate Buhari (photo) by laoshog: 5:17pm On May 02, 2015
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Jokes Etc / Re: My top 5 funniest jokes ever!!! by laoshog: 4:06pm On May 02, 2015
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I was surprised too !!!!!!!!!
Romance / Re: See What A Guy Posted On Facebook(screenshot) by laoshog: 10:59am On May 02, 2015
This guy must be broke, would you have wanted her to suggest Hotel abi?
Politics / Re: Photo: Did Anyone Noticed This About The March 28 Presidential Election ? by laoshog: 9:19pm On Apr 29, 2015
God knows best....
Politics / Re: 15 Powerful Images From Nigeria’s March 28 Presidential Polls by laoshog: 10:06pm On Mar 29, 2015
God bless Nigeria...
Politics / Re: President Jonathan Dancing Orezi's Shoki Last Night At Eko Hotel, Lagos by laoshog: 3:38am On Mar 03, 2015
TheSonOfMark:


You silly andro-humanoid specie! Bigoted nitwit!

You didn't complain when Amaech was dancing to Davido's music on stage or when Fashola was busy whiling away time and resources at Olamide's baby's naming ceremony. Hypocritic APC nincompoop!

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