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Your pal wan collect the babe from You


He follow am go do the test?

EggovinMma:
A guy earning 50k, him no go chop? transport, you no go wear clothe, what about small small things wey go still need money? How much kon remain? In a month? That's hypertension dey kill una before 50.My advice to guys wey dey hype here, IF THATS YOUR SALARY, BETTER MARRY WOMAN WEY GET BETTER WORK TOO.Any woman wey go manage you needs to get her ass . s to work too, else na so so pikin she go born full house.I GO MARRY NO MEAN SAY I GO STAY


Desperados!

Only broke women talk this way.


No be your fault sister, poverty has dealt with you.

We need to be colonised again

dav8id:
#220 today access bank

same here.

The thing tire me.

njays24:
But why would an ex do this. She left you and married someone else and is that enough to make her go through such a painful death? This is wickedness and God will pay him back in his own coin.

Commenting without reading a post

Sister, go back and read

Rapzino:
boss

Rapzino ma nigga

Rants of regret.

He will become a saint overnight

Trut:
From N to $ exchange, Access Bank is the best.

bro, that was before, not now.

Access is charging N225 to 1$ now

MizMyColi:
This is another angle.
Not an ordinary breadfruit?

Hian!
Could you please kowaciate?

Good Morning

Good morning dear

I mean breadfruit is not an ordinary fruit. You know it is not every fruit that can fall on someone and possibly paralyse or kill the person.

You see why you should be watchful while on that three?

MizMyColi:
To woo nuh dey my body...
Lemee nuh lie...

And yes....this edition is rreeeally interestant.
I will be observing proceedings from my breadfruit tree

ok nah

keep observing. But be careful lest a breadfruit falls on you. Its not an ordinary fruit you know?

MizMyColi:
Yes o.
For community good.

lol

Get beyond that and drop some good lines.

Seems the women edition is gonna be more interesting, lots of interests already, unlike before.

MizMyColi:
Tanchuuuu.

Has Mznelly applied to woo you yet

lol,

I neva see any application.

you are wooing no nobori?

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kilokeys:
na wa for u.. when u get married.. u have started a family.

so are u saying couples without children yet.. aren't a family?..

chai.. oponu lori nairaland.

You can have a family without getting married. You can be married without having a family.

I repeat, Op just got married. Family is a different dimension, he should keep his head cool.

LEGITLAYO:
smh, what's the difference nau? Are they still gonna live with their parents ni FYI he's nau a man and has a family in person of his wife, by God's grace children too will start coming ijn ..

Op, lovely pictures, you and your wife make a perfect couple.
Hopefully, una coming children go fine like cray...

You can start a family without getting married.


The exaggeration isn't necessary. Op just got married, starting a family is a different level.

Op change the title.


You just got married, not started any family


Nice pics tho.

Did she go on baby shopping?

If you are an Igbo boy I would've said go to china and bring in one container. You can never loose on that.

For now I think you should minimise your expenditure, get yourself together and trying getting another job.
Don't just venture into any business now, the early stages of every business involve unexpected losses and I don't think you are prepared for that now.

You can try your hand on business later when you already have another job you are doing, no matter the pay.

Arrogance and pride is a gift the Igbo nation gave to Nigeria, along with hard work and self-confidence.

We also inherited loudness and extravagance from the youruba nation.

Op did I answer your question?

A movie

She dey fear to touch balloteli

chucky234:
Only those who want to buy a car for buying sake drives Corolla, those who want to bond with their car and enjoy comfort and luxury without spending much go for Honda,Volvo,Mazda,Nissan,Ford,Chrysler and VW while those who have the cash and want to feel the full thrills of driving a good car go for Benz, BMW,Audi, Acura and Toyota's owned Lexus.

I don't understand what you mean by 'buying sake'


I still can't see how you can bond with a car that gives you headache all the time. I have a good bonding with my corolla, it asks for near zero maintenance cost

chucky234:
I don't agree with you on this, you need an expert who understands it to work on it not just any "Kazeem" who calls himself a mechanic.

Bro, those 'kazeems' are cheaply affordable and can do the job without hassles if you use a car with less complex design like the Toyotas.

It still boils down to type of car.

#teamcorolla.

chucky234:
It is not bro, no such thing as near zero cost with it comes to car not even Honda Fit.

Toyota has cheaper maintenance cost than Honda. I assume you know that.


....again, I don't think you've used any of the corollas mentioned.

presiade:
Cool story bro... So they were dumb enough to leave the door ajar while raping a girl

Bro no mind the rubbish story.

..and he alone had to talk the two of them out of it.

chucky234:
He said Corolla is zero maintenance, hmmm I wanted to overlook it oooo but my conscience no gree me.

It is actually near zero maintenance cost, that is if you have good and honest mechanic.

APC finally bought over nairaland

It is confirmed, his Dad fine pass.

This joke is too complicated for most people here to figure out.

Yuzedo doesn't right this way. He writes better and clearer than this.

diddydiva:
number 1 is very irritating

It shouldn't be.


It is a reflex action. Nobody sets out to stare on purpose.

And a university bought this?