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Agrika:
My DEAR o.p, SWEETHEART, u are too touchy,....loosen up SUGAR...hehehehe

Orisirisi

jnrbayano:
A lady that finds it hard to say "no" to a guy no matter what topic is being discussed is a suspect.

Laplace transform how you dey?

I'm cool broda. Tanx for ya contribution.

Hw ya side?

Welrez:
Assume it was 1m and she was owing him 700k, does it sound better now?

your analogy is still wrong.

It is 300k to 1m

If I earn 1m per month, I won't disturb ma babe for 300k if I truly love her. You see how poverty is the problem?

I think we should be addressing poverty first which is the root cause of the problem

intbizoil:
my guy just look at their dressing and appearance. Most of the time, they bleach their skin and wear very long hair. All na packaging. if they live above their means then know they are into prostitution

I agree with living above means but not with the bleaching tingy.

The ones I saw were naturally light-skinned and pretty. In fact, I was already congratulating the man in my mind for having such a pretty wife when the whole problem started.

youngalex:
Owk let me give u a clue when u meet a babe initiate the convesation like dis
Babe hau u dey? Am .......
Chat for a while(u have to be observant on her tone and what she needs from you,in most cases she go take style talk say she needs to fix her nails or make her hair or she wants to travel out of town but her money neva complete..In general they chat is based on what you can offer)
You go no ask her "Hau e go be" ...She go say "Hau u wan make e be"
Dats d control the rest is history
Dis format should be applied to all ladies those that resist this line wit anger is obviously not in the market,you immediately change the line of conversation

lol

Makes sense sha.

Yes, you read the question right

I need help on how to identify a runz babe so I can save myself the 'I love you' jargons and go straight to negotiation

Ok, something happened yesterday that got me thinking this way. I was strolling down the street of surulere when I saw two pretty ladies chatting with a man in mid-forties leaning against a clean ride.Mehn, the Babes set. Fresh light skin with full figured sexy bodies. I actually thought one of them could be the man's wife.

I was still observing when suddenly the man handed 2k to one of the babes and demanded for his fone. Na there wahala start. The babes begin wreck, say the man must complete their money before they release his fone. Within minutes, a small crowd gathered and it became clear they are runz babes that are short-payed.

Pls house, I don't want to toast a runz babe, I will be heart-broken if I realise that later.

Any clue on how to identify them?

1one:
Lool

Your imagination dey run wild for another person case.

Na WA ooo


I think you need 50 pure sachets of TLC.

Catch no feelings broda. I called it imagination, its part of life.

And you confirmed the feeling yourself. Spare me these self- righteous talks, the babe no dey again, she don waka.

There is nothing like that. Anyone can get married anytime

1one:
Of course it would be far from the truth to say it's a bad feeling..

It would obviously be a good feeling, possibly the same feeling I got when I finally finished Call of Duty Modern Warfare PC version

So your point in asking the question is?

Tenks for being sincere.


My imagination was just running weird.

Its not about wether God matchmakes or not.

The issue is that God is concerned about everything that has to do with you as a child of God, marriage inclusive.

He is interested on who you marry just like he is interested in your health and career.

Mondisweets:
u didnt prove it so you are lying

Why not PM him?

You can start your verification from there. Whatever the end is, we don't care, you are both adults

1one:
Hehehe


If what is real??

If you are lying down on your well-laid bed and that babe is really on her way to your house


Can you explain the feeling?

1one:

Talk true.

How will you feel imagine if this is real

Naetochukwu:
Do i know ya
Y call girls olodo just to buttress a point

He called you Naeto-C and you answered, even with a swollen head

Poor nigga.

echobee:
. Werrin? U no dey sleep

I'm on nite vigil

You nko?

echobee:
Ok,we will

mmh,

We've crossed path before, are you think what I'm thinking?

Those women that slice their boyfriend d*ck for cheating will now have a better alternative

Truth be told, serious guys are here looking for serious relationship. Some of us hardly meet much people in real life let alone ladies. It is a straight life, from home to office and back to home. Nairaland is the only place we meet variety of humans but the woman wrappers wouldn't let you access them ladies

Most of them are students and have so much time to become prominent online while the working guys have little time for online parole. It is really weird.

Theben:
CGPA of 4.5? Abeg she made a 2.1 jare but her department had to upgrade her final result inorder to have her make history. congrat to her notwithstanding.

My thought exactly. Who gets 4.5 on the dot?

maybe she got something like 4.45 and was upgraded.

I am dark.

I Noticed light skinned guys get the babes more

superior1:
There is some secret connection between Oyakilome and TB Joshua that will eventually be made known.

You are right bro.

I am part of that connection, it is called 'the anointing'

Logicalmindy:
Lol. Ur point? Not as many as ibadan own.

yes nah

Every town has brown zinc, the difference is in the quantity you got.

Logicalmindy:
Kia! See as owerri zinc be like ibadan own.

Darisgod

How many zinc you see for there?

Sleekyshuga:
Morning house... How y'all doing?

morning shuga...

AfricanApple:
u can say dat again

u right, even d ones dat comes claiming to want to be just friends have ulterior motives

u sure?

I'm very sure.

It only becomes awkward if I'm tempted to say what I don't really mean. I hardly let it get to that point anyway.

redcliff:
What do you mean by data resellers? If you mean cheat codes for browsing, then you are also as guilty as the person you are complaining about

its no cheat. They are genuine resellers

AfricanApple:
when u say do nl guys really dig dat, I wonder what u meant.

its not only difficult, makes u look like a perch


is there anything wrong in been friend with a u tried to woo and didn't accept? I guess being enemy is the best uh

I mean do NL guys really appreciate kind words.

Its good being friends before wooing, but most guys find it awkward.

It doesn't apply to me anyway, so long as my intent is right.

AfricanApple:
its better to ask your friend out than a random girl. that's so unmatured of her.

a friend of mine did same thing to me and I told him I can't date him cos I'm dating someone else already which he knew, nothing spoiled, we closed chapter and life goes on, if he needs my help I do it, if I need his help he does it. shikena

u weren't friendzoned anything, don't mind all these people dat like typing friend zone after all u didn't ask her out before u became friends, u were already friends before u asked her out

my advice, just forget her

You could be too kind and considerate in your replies sometimes
Do NL guys really dig that?

ok, I think your right to an extent. I noticed wooing a random girl is way too difficult. I tried such stunts while in school.

Nevertheless, frienddzone is real. It has happens more often when the lady is of higher class than the guy.

You go wait tire....