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Hehehe gay? Really?

iLegend:
Where is my sweet mummy? (Larabae13).

When you come online bring your sexy ass here. I'm angry with you. The wey I go carry spank you eh.

u called? Wat I do?

kingjms010:
Had to bring diz thread to the front page

which thread?

iLegend:
Owo is inside her room. Go knock first.

I asked a Yoruba girl to teach me. She started teaching me things like Bawuni (I don't know if the spelling is correct). Ese an many more. I immediately stopped her and said I want the naughty ones first. She refused. After teasing her for some minutes the taught me something called Oko and... I can't recall. I haven't practiced ever since. Although, I recorded the lecture, but the mp3 is unnamed and lost in my 10k+ audio recordings on my phone.

To look forram na wahala. I want a fresh lecture with you via voice recording. Use TAPme, Allo or Whatsapp to send it.

I'm waiting!

lolz u don kill me with laff oo

U knw youtube could help u

Anyways launch TAPme first nd I'll think abt it

iLegend:
Come with all your God given assets and lots of money. You're allowed to dress anyhow, but carry owo! You need to teach me some bad words in Yoruba. The ones I learnt last year had disappeared.

buh u knw dah owo isn't showing up right now

Which ones av u learnt?

iLegend:
Of course. What will you bring to the launching venue?

amma bring maself or wah do u want me to bring?

iLegend:
10. There'll be a private chat button by the corner like Yahoo messenger to enable people chat privately.

typing...

da CEO aren't we going to av a launching party?

kingjms010:
Lara Angel... I c u too

Hmmn king I see you

iLegend:
Is that why you're always bold? There will be a BB version of TAPme sha, but it's majorly for Android and iOS.

yes nah that is why I'm always bold

It better be on BB,dat is one of d mistakes whatsapp is trying to make

iLegend:
Shhhh! Small girl, go back to sleep. Person wey no fit handle my TAP dey ask me question.

U use an Android phone, right?

I be plumber I go fix the TAP for u

Nahh my infinix iyaff spoil so I'm using bold5 now

iLegend:
Oh! Sowie. U be guy. Eyaa! U don carry F9 be day. We're only looking for transgenders.

why are u luking for transgenders? U wanna change dem back or wah?

HMZi:
guy...,y'll profile indicate F,or is d k.u.sh fvcking with me?

lolz lmfao gosh dis is funny....so u dnt knw dat ilegend is male? Every oda person knws it even with d "f" itz knwn all around

HMZi:
lol...if only u wer dwn 4 some hot bdsm session,i'll probably let y'll spank me all u want,but that is if u permit...lol.

wait! Wah? Hehehe iLegend cum nd see sumtin (bd.sm)


Wait! Are u a guy or a gal?

HMZi:
still, it sounds sensual ...and when u finish creating TAPme i'll probably let u SPANKme..

are u flirting with my sweet daddy? U gotta take permission frm sweet mummy b4 sweet daddy can spank u

iLegend:
Abeg leave them o! Dem dey always fear to carry my mata enter front page. Dem think say I go use the opportunity select all the fine fine babes wey dey NL. The fear of iLegend™ is the beginning or no front page. (See as I dey laugh dey type).

The mods are protecting their territories.

lolz so u dnt want it on front page?


Wat if it gets to front page? U'll hang ursef?

iLegend:
No o! If you talk say in sound sexual pastors dem no go gree use am o! Na naughty people like my baby Larabae13 dey make am sound sexual. It's a chat app.

Lara, oya go back to sleep before sweet daddy will cum and spank you.

lolz I'm nt sleepy yet

iLegend:
Hahaha. I'm good with timing. Thanks to watching boxing and wrestling.

When I know I'm TAPping you too much I'll TAPout to avoid stories that touch. I don't like boring people with my TAPme swag-chat.

maybe we'll av our fyt on TAPme

Errm....can some1 call d mods to take dis thread to itz rightful place? ilegend must cover fp by force

Abeg I no get mouth shout lala's name wella make some1 shout his name abeg

iLegend:
That's my sweet mummy.

Since we don't chat on Whatsapp we'll chat on TAPme, but make sure you don't TAPme wrongly, else I'll TAPyou wrongly too.

yea nd u too make sure you don't TAPme too much cos I'll be too tired to TAPyou right back

iLegend:
Definitely, that's what we'll use to chat.

hehehe no problem



#TAPme hmmn I love it already

iLegend:
TAPme: Whatsapp is Leaving. Look at What's Coming... [PICTURES]

I know Whatsapp is only threatening non-Apple users with withdrawal tactics, but let's assume they meant it.

I have gathered some groups of programmers and we're working on an app called TAPme

TAPme will have same functions as Whatsapp with videos call as an upgrade. TAPme will be free, but the video call version will be a paid version. There'll be other features to make it better than Whatsapp. We'll be minding our steps not to plagiarize Whatsapp to avoid lawsuit.

I called my good friends (back in school) a Chinese guy and an Indian guy for help. They're good with app development. I'm more into computer networking than programming. I don't like doing everything myself when I have people who can do it for me.

The suggestions is to buy a source code and modify it to suit the TAPme requirements.

I'm making this initiative public for a reason. It's to inspire others too. Anyone who wants to hijack it should go ahead.

By God's grace, January next year will determine how far we've gone with TAPme.

So, get ready to be saying:

• Do you use TAPme? Instead of do you use Whatsapp?

• Give me your TAPme number, instead of give me your Whatsapp number.

• When you get home just TAPme, instead of: When you get home just Whatsapp me.

The name of the app may change, but for now TAPme is the name.

Google is on Allo, Zuckerberg is on Whatsapp, but WE are on TAPme

This is not an app for iLegend™ but an app for Nigerians, Africans and the entire world, so support #TeamTAPmeInitiative

Signed:

— iLegend™

hmmn ilegend sha holla at me wen it comes up oo

adaksbullet:
liars

me is nt liars

adaksbullet:
waaaaow u are no book o

yeske I efen cari fest in my class

Mhizzibah:
Please guys. Is it compulsory for me to include mathematics in my o'level requirement to study CLA?
Or i can make it mainly Art subjects?
Help a sis here. Need an reply ASAP please
cc fembleez,
dearpriye,
shabib

dear, it isn't compulsory I chose CLA last year...maths isn't compulsory all u need is english,lit,govt,crs,yoruba if u av one or economics or any oda subj buh d first must be ur jamb combo

Elxandre:
PapiStefan
the modality hasn't been officially released, so still be hopeful.
don't forget your second choice or your other back up plan too.
I chose same course too.

I sight ya papa

Lolz dis is kinda funny...sorry oo OP beta luck next time



Herzern!! Where u dey na?

adaksbullet:
are u went too sch sha? Seen eglish

yes nah I wented to the same scool u wented I even av a PHE in eglish

iLegend:
Oh my gosh! Nicky l o o k at her lines. These kinda lines turn me on.

I like your type. People who take challenges even when they know they ain't capable. You go hear ween!

hey I knw I am capable I don't talk wah I can't do

iLegend:
My tools are already sharp. No need to sharpen them. I feel you'll struggle to handle 'em. Promise me you won't.

I've got d strength to handle dem itz no stress

iLegend:
Cúming for you at night.

av u sharpened ya tools for d battle?

iLegend:
Ladies, Don't Worry About Your Stretch Marks. They're Sexy.

It's sad the society and (social) media had conditioned our ladies to look a certain way with a certain complexion. It's sickening.

Most ladies go through emotional pains from societal psychological and physical conditioning.

Why some girls are single or do not have a boyfriend is because of their insecurities. We can't be perfect, but in God's eyes, we're perfect creatures.

When a lady has a stretch mark she immediately becomes insecure and tries to avoid most men. The only men she'll get close to are those she feels will not judge her. Women hate to be judged.

My advice to ladies is, be confident with your stretch marks. Don't let anyone make you feel bad.

I have realized almost everyone has at least ONE stretch mark, either on their arms, asses, thighs or waists (including men), but men are good in hiding theirs and in ridiculing women whose marks are obvious. No mind dem my pretty ladies.

I know some girls who have a lot of stretch marks caused by the creams they use, yet they confidently wear sleeveless clothes. I always admire their courage and they immediately earn my respect for not trying to hide 'em.

My advice to men is, stop judging women with stretch marks. Everyone in this world is a potential stretch mark carrier. Because yours hasn't come yet doesn't mean you should start criticizing people who have it. Stretch mark is like appendicitis. Everyone has it, but they develop at different intervals. It can be quickly triggered by creams, adding weight, or over-stretching your arms with dumbbells at the gym. Some people get lucky and escape appendicitis, but it doesn't mean they don't have it, just like stretch marks.

Being slim doesn't guarantee you won't or don't have stretch marks. It's either you have it on your thigh or on your ass, so stop criticizing people who have it on obvious places. Yours might just be on the way. So, be warned!

Don't be scammed by people trying to sell you stretch marks products. Remember, "Stretch mark is sexy." Period.

Maybe, until a popular musician like Airfoce1 ft Dangoté sings a song tittle: "Stretch Mark is Sexy," then we'll realize how sexy they are.

Be wise, enjoy your life and stop thinking about how to get rid of your stretch marks or trying to hide them from the world. We already know you have it.

Whenever I meet a girl, I already know she has a stretch mark and an appendicitis, so I don't see it as a new thing when I finally unveil her cute ass and see stretch marks or pull their clothes and see appendicitis mark.

Life is too short to be pre-occupied with irrelevant things.

Ladies, from today, DON'T BE INSECURE ABOUT YOUR CUTE STRETCH MARKS.

And men, from today, DON'T JUDGE WOMEN WHO HAVE IT. IF YOU'RE UP TO 24 AND ABOVE, THEN TAKE A CRITICAL LOOK AT YOUR BODY AND YOU'LL FIND STRETCH MARKS, SO STOP JUDGING.

I repeat: Don't be scammed by people trying to sell you stretch marks products. Remember, "Stretch Mark is Sexy." Period.

Look for troubles, but make sure they're nonviolent.

Keep safe

— iLegend™

hmmmn stretchy