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Obiomon:
you don even no what I want to say sef

oya wah do u wanna say?

iLegend:
Chaii! Bad girl. She wan gimme drink make I high so dat she go rápe me. I ain't drinkin' withchu no more. I cover my sexy díck with the blood of Boko Haram!

u didn't even knw d type of drink sef u jst jumped into conclusion bahd guy

Nd I meant water

Obiomon:
ok she falling in..... Wait shift lemme pass first!

she falling out nt falling in

iLegend:
I'm happy.
You know sweet daddy does not fúck around and when he does, he tells sweet mummy.

Communication, understanding, fear of God and honesty is key in keeping a strong and healthy relationship and I'll be the last guy on earth go against it. Yeah, I know I may cheat on you cuz my díck too dey stand anyhow, but with God the spirit of fornication will disappear. What will you say to that?

lolz u're one sweet weird guy

I say "let's drink to that"

iLegend:
How has your day been my one and only?

one nd only uhn? Ok oo
My day has been great

rosieluv:
were is my meat aunty lara

ya meat is in d fridge ayaf keep it for u

rosieluv:
aunty lara has spoken

lolz abi na we gotta epp a sister in need

herzern:
If Some people never to start to dey eat qrass ehn.....Their brain no qo correct....

Couldn't believe some people will still be wavinq.....





Today's been a sad day!.....I woke up this morninq and found out that our sallah Ram has committed suicide..

ahhh herzern!! Shey u don use ya drug 2day sha? how ur ram go commit suicide? U sef u must to kill ursef oo

rocgirl:
Quite an amazing collection you've got up there..

lolz thanks itz the handiwork of watching too much CN nd nickelodeon

Sorry to disturb you guys, just that am 3 weeks pregnant and I don't want it. I need advice on how I can abort it without going to the hospital.
N.b. Bashing is allowed.
Thanks in anticipation

google will give you wat u're luking for

I searched for "natural ways to abort pregnancy" nd it brought plenty tinz

Pawpaw is dere, cinammon is dere, even sesame seed nd pineapple is dere....google is ur best answer u dnt post something lyk dis on nl

Buh aborting pregnancy is bad I won't wish it on anyone buh itz ur choice

herzern:
I dey hunqry sev....

Dem Food Vendors no cook....

And food no dey house....

All my Muslims friends don deny me biko....

ahh ehya go buy indomie chop nah

Brymo:

brymo na u be dis?

herzern:
biko....see ridicule......

Maka just Lock up oooh....

oya pele

iLegend:
You get rope for house? Just snap a picture of it, send it, and you'll see what I'll do with it?

Send a rope. Send it through DHL or snap and send.

yikes I don't av rope oo buh check ur place nah u ought to av a rope

herzern:
.....

Larab.ae13 friend-zones Herz.ern ....

No worry....come haibee make yhu see iffa no qo commot...

hehehe enu loni bi ti ajakara

Beta go nd find ursef a gal

herzern:
Bro...

Abeq....stop all dhiz 'nice quy' syndrome biko....

Yhu should be lookinq for ways to proceed in that ministry.....

werey! ur mouth too much! U sef u neva even leave friendzone

*in jenifa's voice* "how is you? How your mummiiii? How your daddiiii? Oya make una sat"

naija1stpikin:
what entered?

wah do u think entered?

iLegend:
Flirting in my presence. Don't you know I get jealous too? You're a heartbreaker. I'm gonna hang myself for love sake.

hehehe oya sorry buh wait oo go nd hang ursef nd let's see wat happens

herzern:
I just weak ooh.....

I no Wetin do me dhiz niqht sev....

u don drink shepe abi burukutu ni nah

See ehn till later in d day me wanna go nd sleep so gudnyt

herzern:
Wah fu¢kery is this??.....

herzern herzern how is u? Wetin u dey find upandan sef? I don save ur own ram oo

iLegend:
Aiit

omg! it entered! I jst tried d first one

Thank you very much legend I really appreciate it

iLegend:
The first one is 61
And the second one is 23.

I posted it in a different group that same day and deleted it after some minutes for security reasons. Lemme know how it goes.

Modify Ladies don't need any tips. Juz tosh hin shomthin and hin gho bai yhu veldin' ringz. ww NSCDS datsal.

lolz no tips at all? Ok nah

iLegend:
The first one is 61
And the second one is 23.

I posted it in a different group that same day and deleted it after some minutes for security reasons. Lemme know how it goes.

oh ok I'll definitely let u knw

iLegend:
Me na confirm child of God, but I don't like the packaging of Nigerian Churches and the hates among denominations. I know every nation is unique, but if you taste great worships from across the globe, you'll never want anything less. In most countries, you don't disturb your neighbors cuz you want to praise God and you eat after service. It's not because of the food, but how organized things are. When you're organized and clean God will walk in. I want... I reserve my comment before some pastors will tear me apart.

oya clap for yasef u did good really

I mustn't see you saying any vile words on this ur clean thread oo

iLegend:
If you chat her up with iMessi-less and it doesn't work, then give her some space, get a new line and chat her up with iKISS, if iKISS did not work, then you already know her type of person with your two different attempts. Now, you can try any other techniques you think will suit her. Probably, number 11, iAngel (this is a religious type of chat to get her hooked), then you can slowly bring in your good-bad boy weapon into the conversation or chat. Angel Di Maria wore jersey number 11 before 7, so 11 fits him, iRough-naldo has taken the number 7 spot.

A lot of cool things to be revealed or talked about, but...

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Make I sleep first!

lolz issokay oo tips upon tips on how to woo a gal wah abt d oda way round?

Anyways I avnt seen d oda 4-digits oo