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iLegend:
What was your question?

the favor u asked for go check ur mentions

iLegend:
Shut the fúck up. #Wink

u avnt answered me oo

Lolz dis is funny....no be olamide nd falz do collabo 2geda? Abi bahd baddo baddest is nt a song? OP u jst want to carry mattter for where matter no dey

iLegend:
No o! It recuperates with time.

lolz I hear ya

iLegend:
Baby, don't laff. I didn't know it'll make you laff. I was just honest.

hmmn ok o

iLegend:
Plz, sweetheart, learn to eat. Michael, our first son can't be driving you to the hospital every time!

Ehe! We've not discussed the names we're gonna give our 2 kids. We'll discuss it later. (My doctor said I'm only left with 4 buckets of spérm, so don't be greedy. I'm only giving you two buckets, then one to a white girl and the other one to an Asian girl). At least, I yaf tried.

lolz u aff tried small buh I'm still suspicious of dat asian girl oo wat if she drinks it up?

iLegend:
Omg! omg!! Omg!!! Cheii! You put fertilizer for there? Because of you I go open salon. Na your type dey enter salon tell barber say:

Lara: Barber, I want to shave.
Barber: How? Where?
Lara: "Down there."
Barber: Down where?
Lara: No dey disgrace me na. Na down there. That place.
Barber: Which place?
Lara: Okay, if u no wan barb I dey go house go use penknife.

lolz u aff kill me with laff oo

iLegend:
Singing like a kid! It's a lie. It's a lie. It's a lie lie. It's a Lie Mohammed.

Be honest with me. You've been Buharized, right?

I'm serious I forget to eat at times almost led to ulcer sef

UndisputedBosom:
Abeg mak una do or......


I Intervene

u is wanting trouble frm iLegend abi?

UndisputedBosom:
It'll be an honour oh


Honestly una tin don tire me oh....mak we settle diz mata once nd 4 all

hehehe no worry we go settle am

iLegend:
Ouch! Since my darling president took over how many times did you shave? Be honest with Sweet Daddy.

u see...I had to start using penknife to shave


I shave twice in a week

UndisputedBosom:
Legend and larabae mak una tie the knot aready nau

shey u wee be d officiating minister?

iLegend:
I want to shave my private part and I need a new shaving stick. How much was the one you bought last? I want to use the same brand with you.

Brand and price. No tell me say na scissors you dey use o! Or table knife.

no nah blade I dey use

Gilette #350 or so sha

iLegend:
How much was it?

how much was wah?

iLegend:
If I spank you eh

abeg oo na comment I only came to read oo

iLegend:
Chaii! I go look for beta husband for you not a crazy guy like me. You deserve something better.

How many square meals you eat today?

lolz I'm more crazier hun

Today? I ate once....nt feeling too hungry

Hehehe me ayam jst here to read comments

iLegend:
1. A beauty shop? Chaii, if I come shop I fit start to dey chyke your customers o! Na u dey use your finger find wetin go scatter our marriage, abi?

Good tastes of business niches, but tell me 5 things you'll want sweet daddy to invest in, in terms of agricultural products.

in terms of agric product....
1.Rice *everybody loves rice*
2. Flour
3.Tomato (peppers in general sha)
4.Livestocks especially cattle
5.Umm maybe cassava sha

iLegend:
Sweet mummy, list 5 businesses you'd love sweet daddy to open for you after our pink wedding. The price range for each should not be more than 2million for a start.

ok umm lemme see...
1. A beauty shop
2.Ummm *thinking* a gift shop
3. A boutique *i dunno*
4.A bookshop with very good books join it with a cafe for pple to sit nd relax with a book (I love books)
5.A music store with good musics frm old to new

iLegend:
ANGRY: Listen, Larabae13, I want to WARN you for the LAST time


that from today you'll call me Sweet Daddy and I'll call you Sweet Mummy.


Hahahahahahahaha. Shéy ya heart being dey beat like say you don offend me!
I got your chest pounding fast. Hihihi. I won't do it again!

lolz try again later it wasn't scary at all

Wow!! Great quotes! Me likey!!

Obiomon:
see yr mouth shey you wanna gt pregnant ni? Must you no everything! Naughty gurl

oya sowie I go keep ma mouth shut

iLegend:
Your punchline is strong. I'll score you 8/10. Good one. I likey!

oh really? I didn't even knw sef

I really wanna retire early dis nyt so g'nyt ttyl buh bye