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iLegend:
When you talked about pulling your legs, do you think I pull female legs? Nah! I put my hand inside, and touch whatever I want. I don't have time to pull legs Na men legs I dey pull, but women? Lie lie. I go put my fingers/hand inside. Life if too short to be gentle with women.

iLegend:
Now, let's talk about the card. This is a 400 Naira MTN card (two in one). The last two digits are missing. I'll quote you somewhere and give to you remaining key. Lemme know when you've taken the numbers down and I'll send the missing digits.

See image below.

iLegend:
Torture? As a criminal? The main Oga was busy smiling. Even the 1k I was asked to pay (which I wouldn't have paid) by the second Oga was annulled by the one at the top.

See some parts of the event below (screenshot)

iLegend:
Hihi.

Got detained at a check point today for interrogation while heading towards the bank to borrow some money from some beggars along the road. Beggars are rich now and that's where I borrow money.

The police encounter was scary and fun. I have written the it down already. And have posted it on my Whatsapp group.

Question1: How's the economy treating you? Question2: And which network do you use?

I'm sending someone to go buy me card and I feel like to wasting a 400 Naira recharge card for no reason and I'm looking for a girl to give it to. Yeah, I know it's small, but Buhari has proved us wrong. I borrowed 500 from a beggar to pay back next month.

I don't give anybody card when they demand, but when it hits me, I spray. And I'm in a spraying mood.

So, which network. MTN or Airtel? If you reject it I'll give it to someone else on NL and I'll spank you hard. I keep my words.

iLegend:
The marriage is complicated

herzern1:
You don't need to find it....

Just turn around....lemme fix my thinq....

herzern1:
Why I no qo collect....

Ai Swear....ai wee do anything for those yansh.....just mention!...

herzern1:
....

I see yhu dey read all the paqes..... ...

Coman qive me yan nah...

herzern1:
Let your senses take a part in whatever You'd do!....

#Shalom..

If yhu like mention God....ai no qo reply....

iLegend:
Wow! I'm jealous. I need to get two girls pregnant by the end of next week. I can't be wasting my spérm like that.

Larabae13 and Berlyn, help me look for two cute girls. Naughty ones o! I no dey like those ones wey dey behave like say dem never see díck before.

iLegend:
Not leaving, just giving the forum some breathing space.

iLegend:
Hihi. Yeah, I'll pay. Hope it's better than Kim K and Ray J's tape. If yes, then my MasterCard is ready.

iLegend:
Yes dear, I'm starting a mart.

I want your best friends (two of them. One no fit do me). Send their numbers to me ASAP. I want am sharp sharp.

iLegend:
Twas a zecret vedding and she's German. Just imagine what my German wife will do to me at night. I'm even scared.

Bae, I still need the presents. Second wedding with another woman is tomorrow.

iLegend:
Just got married today and my wife has warned me not to flirt with any girl again, else she'll cut my díck.

So, this is the new me.

How are you dear?

iLegend:
I'll embed the meaning inside and I'll explain it in a simple way. See image below.

BDŚM: Is when you're handcuffed or tied up with no freedom (Bondage). And he/she starts to maltreat you sexually (Discipline). The person takes control over you and maltreats you the more with authority (Domination). He or she will make you so powerless and you can't help, but surrender (Submission). And finally, you have (SadoMasochism) where the pain inflicter (and loves it) is called a sadist (iLegend™), and the pain receiver (who also loves it), is called a masochist (Larabae13). These pains can vary from emotionally pleasurable pains to physically un-pleasurable pains and vice versa.

Everything is done in an eròtic, somehow violent, or in a sexual manner.

In summary, it's being sexually powerless in a powerful and enjoyable way for women and physically powerful in a dominant and masculine way for men. The roles can be replayed where the woman takes the wheel which is called roleplaying. This is also a form of fóreplay. I love it.

Honestly, I don't derive pleasure from inflicting extreme pains, but the spank pains give me joy as long as the receiver is enjoying it. Sometimes, I don't give a fúck if they enjoy it or not. I LEAD, you follow like a pússies.

I'm a little of both S/M. I'll say 70/30.

If I go into details I'll probably write a note. Lemme stop here.

What is your percentage of S/M? I feel you have something in common with Rihanna.

herzern1:

herzern1:
Do I look like I run a charity organisation??...

I buy yhu thinqs.....

I fu¢k yhu deep .....

iLegend:
What do you want to know about it? The meaning or the application?

iLegend:
Hmmm! You don spoil finish. So, you're into some 50 Shades of Grey shíts. I'm crazier than that.

No worry.