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Jokes EtcRe: Bird And Fish by larmu(m): 10:16pm On Sep 18, 2013
If d bird is a duck,then they can do their business inside d water....if not,i dont know
Nairaland GeneralRe: 4 Things You Should Never Tolerate. by larmu(m): 5:12pm On Sep 18, 2013
Nice write up sha,but why didnt we all read it till d end?My theory,if it's too long,it loses meaning....
Na lie jare...@OP.U try
Jokes EtcThat Awkward Moment by larmu(op): 12:43pm On Sep 18, 2013
That awkward moment when you prefer to have M.B on ur fone instead of airtime...
That awkward moment when u piss for body as u dey try open toilett door...
That awkward moment when correct s**t dey catch u inside public buss and u sidon for d edge of back seat....
That awkward moment when you bring out #500 and #20 to give conductor money for a #30 journey....
That awkward moment wey as u rush enter bike say u dey hurry go sumwhere and d okada man stops to buy fuel in a largely populated filling station...
That awkward moment when hot s**t dey catch you and as u rush dey go toilet,u see 7 buckets already in line with d owners jugging in front of dem....*gobe*...
That awkward moment wey u save ur meat to eat am last and e come drop from ur spoon cum land for sandsand.....
Feel free to drop urs...
RomanceRe: 30 Things To Start Doing For Yourself by larmu(m): 12:48pm On Sep 13, 2013
Always remember dat d end tyme is near and do d right tinz always.....
Be an xample to others.....
FamilyRe: Are You Ready For Marriage? 15 Ways To Find Out! by larmu(m): 3:26pm On Sep 11, 2013
okay
Is marriage a Hend Thyme Tinz?
Christianity EtcRe: How Should Christians Use Social Media? by larmu(m): 3:20pm On Sep 11, 2013
ITbomb: We should not use the paper because some other people use it to print Playboy Magazine.
It is not what you use but how you use it.
True talk.
If used in d wrong way,it can lead to......
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huh
Jokes EtcRe: Teams Of Nairaland by larmu(m): 2:40pm On Sep 11, 2013
#TeamEndTimeTinz
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Animated Short: Bling by larmu(m): 12:19am On Sep 10, 2013
Na Laugh: Funny stuff. Mopo no dey play o.. BATURE!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjD9pPRDSNI&feature=player_embedded
Are u sh****ing me,dis rite here is poloce harrasment,i aint no snitch and i aint snitching to no damn cops,it's abt to get down in dis mother....
Area!!!!
Bature na badt guy sha....no waste time.
BTW,first to comment.
Foreign AffairsRe: 10-year-old Works With His Father In Weapons Factory (pictures Inside) by larmu(m): 12:12am On Sep 10, 2013
D yung boy is learnin handwork becos ''an idle mind is d devil's workshop''.
His mind is working,but for whom,devil?!
Hend Thyme Tinz.
RomanceRe: Study Reveals Most Intimate Parts Of The Body by larmu(m): 11:59pm On Sep 09, 2013
What of ARMPIT?!
Eiya.....Hend Thyme teens
CrimeRe: Fake Soldier Batters Man Over N3,000 Bribe (PICTURE) by larmu(m): 11:48pm On Sep 09, 2013
TrustZee: sowi to ask,are u ok?
Hmmm....is dat a trick question?
My final answer....
Ask d audience!
CrimeRe: Fake Soldier Batters Man Over N3,000 Bribe (PICTURE) by larmu(m): 11:27pm On Sep 09, 2013
Abeg who get motorola charger?
Oh,see d topic sef,make i read am first........
Unh.....
Okay.....
But why now.....
See beating.....
4k.....
6k....
3k again....
It is na wa o.
If i say END TIME TINZ now,i go get ban,so i no go say END TIME TINZ,becos dis kind tin no be END TIME TINZ.
CelebritiesRe: Cossy Orjiakor's Dress Causes Confussion At Lagos Event by larmu(m): 4:13pm On Sep 09, 2013
abeg who get motorola charger?
EducationRe: Should Universities Regulate The Dressing Of Students? by larmu(m): 3:08pm On Sep 09, 2013
If i write END TIME TINZ now,they will ban me so i will not say END TIME TINZ....
Back to d question,ehh i really dont care cos am not a part of d skull,everybody has their own principle with which they live by
besides,if pple want to spoil,dey will spoil xcept u have correct spirrikoko to change dem.
Jokes EtcRe: 2 Million Dollars Wristwatch Pictures by larmu(m): 9:27pm On Sep 05, 2013
mehn,dose watches sure look xpensive*if i hear* u tink say we be fools abi,or u tink say we dey for story*the emperor's new clothes*.This can only mean one tin.....THE END HAS COME
#TeamEndTimeTinz
Jokes EtcRe: True Life Story by larmu(m): 9:16pm On Sep 05, 2013
nice one,u try.if u continue in dis manner,u are sure to speed up d end time b'cos dis is surely E. T. T
#TeamEndTimeTinz
Car TalkRe: Why Do Nigerians Form Extra Lanes During Slow Traffic? by larmu(m): 9:06pm On Sep 05, 2013
*in large voice*
and in dose days,unwanted xtra lanes shall be formed in illegal places and my people will not be able to do anytin about it,even d law enforcment agents will join in dis madness.
When u see all these manifest,know dis one thing,THE END IS NEAR!!!!
Prophecy dept of #TeamEndTimeTinz.
Christianity EtcRe: Lord Chosen Members Protest Against Mrs Juliet's Confession DVD by larmu(m): 8:53pm On Sep 05, 2013
lharstborn: Lolzzzz!!!!
Join jawe!!!
#END TIME TINZ!!#
(My first time though)
grin

Lolzzzz!!!!
Join jawe!!!
#END TIME TINZ!!#
(My first time though)
I cannot categorically say end time tinz,or speculate dat these are end time tinz,but i can say these are tinz dat end wit time
#TeamEndTimeTinz
PoliticsRe: Molue Banned From Lagos Island by larmu(m): 8:45pm On Sep 05, 2013
mancheeutd: Indeed END TIME TINS
#TeamEndTimeTinz
Jokes EtcRe: The Robbery!..if U Dont Laff, Insult Me. by larmu(m): 8:38pm On Sep 05, 2013
Hmmm,the days of funny jokes are past,now we are in d days of dry jokes,btw if it is dry it is not a joke.E.T.T
#TeamEndTimeTinz
Jokes EtcRe: Endtimethinz Vs Lobatan Vs1st 2comment Which Is Ur Funniest Comment? by larmu(m): 8:33pm On Sep 05, 2013
mruknaijaboy2: End time things for life
#endtimetinz

#Endtimethings

Lets form the endtimetinz army and take over nairaland with endtimetinz comments so our fellow nairalanders will understand the end is almost here

Whos with me? cool
i'm with u jare,general,colonel mruknaijaboy2,sorry for d late entry,i was placed on bannin tinz for speakin d truth wit boldness,END TIME TINZ,am in sir and reportin for duty.*salutes*
Jokes EtcRe: Picture: Difference Between Black Party And White Party by larmu(m): 8:35am On Aug 30, 2013
so,how does dis affect garri?
Jokes EtcRe: Sule & The Monkeys by larmu(m): 3:45pm On Aug 28, 2013
nice one dude
Science/TechnologyRe: Nigerian Builds Unusual Jet Car (VIDEO) by larmu(m): 3:38pm On Aug 28, 2013
i saw somethin like dis in my area sum months ago(ikotun egbe),there was a notice on d car for assitance from d public to help develop it but it wasnt workin sha.
Music BusinessRe: Gospel Song Producers by larmu(m): 11:19pm On Aug 27, 2013
wilson joel,mikkyme(producer of kabiyeosi by psalm ebube),frank edwards,j-treash,afor ogidi aka a4,flo,osh
Forum GamesRe: Know Your Magic Number. by larmu(m): 10:58pm On Aug 27, 2013
Damojo: Somebody will soon come here and say 'ILLUMINATI TINZ'. Blockheads!!
ILLUMINATI TINZ ON POINT
Nairaland GeneralRe: Destruction Caused By Ocean Surge At Alpha Beach (Pictures) by larmu(m): 10:47pm On Aug 27, 2013
#SMH End time tinz sha
HealthRe: A Woman With Rare Condition Sees Upside Down by larmu(m): 12:37pm On Aug 27, 2013
Hmmmm,END TIME TINZ!
Jokes EtcRe: Life Is Not Complicated(old Philosiphical Question) by larmu(m): 12:05pm On Aug 27, 2013
Kayoski: where r d great thinkers on nairaland waiting for your answers
hmm*scratches chin* d chicken.....cross d road.....hmm.....lookin at it from one angle,d chicken culd ave walked across d road,but instead it chose to run,perhaps it was bein chased by some unseen forces from d village,or maybe it was runnin for xcitement or wateva cause.From anoda angle,d chicken might be lookin for greener pastures.....just sayin*puts on spectacles and scratches chin*
Jokes EtcRe: What Would You Do In This Case??? by larmu(m): 11:49am On Aug 27, 2013
you don go join illuminati shey,oya wey d money!

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