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CrimeRe: Photos From The Burial Of 'Gbaja Marine', Nigerian Cultist Killed In Ghana by larmu(m): 2:18pm On Jun 13, 2017
StephDamielola:
DADDY, I HAD TO cheesy
Hey God! I don turn Daddy...ees ok
PoliticsRe: The Goodluck Ebele Jonathan Bypass, Calabar: How Nigeria Is Strangling Her Own by larmu(m): 1:54pm On Jun 13, 2017
Ok then
CrimeRe: Photos From The Burial Of 'Gbaja Marine', Nigerian Cultist Killed In Ghana by larmu(m): 1:01pm On Jun 13, 2017
StephDamielola:
AFTER EVERYTHING THE ONLY MONEY LEFT AROUND HIS PORTRAIT IS N1110 NAIRA
Chai...see as u wicked...u help am count d money sef
CrimeRe: Photos From The Burial Of 'Gbaja Marine', Nigerian Cultist Killed In Ghana by larmu(m): 12:59pm On Jun 13, 2017
AdeizaPaul:
Too shallow! shocked

Anyways, life goes on.. that girl was even posing for a selfie. Lmao.
If you are foolish enough to get yourself killed, others go throw 20 naira at your obituary pinshure and move on with their lives. cheesy
As in eh
CrimeRe: Photos From The Burial Of 'Gbaja Marine', Nigerian Cultist Killed In Ghana by larmu(m): 12:53pm On Jun 13, 2017
Chai....after all d gra gra of cultism,na #200 be d highest denomination wey Dem drop for him grave
Last last na for ground Dem bury am,without anything...vanity...say no to cultism
CrimeRe: Man Who Claims To Have Invisible Charms Arrested With His Son In Bauchi. Photo by larmu(m): 12:45pm On Jun 13, 2017
Mumuni oh...i been think say mumuni na curse self,I no know say na real name...chai...AbdulMUMUNI....e mumu sha
EducationRe: Answer And Get The Laptop by larmu(m): 10:08am On Jun 13, 2017
Friedyokes:
the question didn't include transportation fee...the money collected was for the laptop period....so this is pointless ....most of the answers here are correct ..u are just trying to drag it our as long as u can so u won't give the laptop not that u were going to in the first place undecided
Abi...because you can't just assume we would know u used 1k for transport when it wasn't in the initial question
CrimeRe: Kidnapper Evans Names Some Bigwigs In His Kidnap Ring by larmu(m): 9:38am On Jun 13, 2017
Kai...dem go don beat shege comot for him body to make am 'sing like a canary '
Him fit even add name wey no dey there...naija police sha
PoliticsRe: "My Encounter With Abba Kyari, Nigeria's Crime Buster" - Journalist Shares Photo by larmu(m): 6:18pm On Jun 12, 2017
Police is your friend
CelebritiesRe: Frank Edwards Slams FADER, U.S Magazine For Calling Kanye West ‘lord & Saviour’ by larmu(m): 1:47pm On Jun 12, 2017
I don't have anything to say,I just wanted to fill up this space grin
BusinessRe: 5 Kinds Of People You Meet At The ATM by larmu(m): 1:43pm On Jun 12, 2017
The ones that want to finish all the money in d machine
You just want to withdraw 5k and d person is just withdrawing d limit on his 5 atm cards...kuku carry d machine
CrimeRe: Chukwudi Dumeme Onwuamadike Aka Evans: How I Evaded Police Manhunt For Years by larmu(m): 10:10am On Jun 12, 2017
International business(drugs) didn't pay so he went for local business(kidnapping)
CelebritiesRe: Frank Edwards takes issue with FADER calling Kanye West 'our lord and saviour' by larmu(m): 8:01am On Jun 12, 2017
Who be fader sad
CareerRe: 3 Things To Do After Receiving Your Sack Letter by larmu(m): 7:48am On Jun 12, 2017
I don't have anything to say,I just wanted to fill this space
WebmastersRe: 9 Things You Thought Are True About Bloggers By SIR A-ONE by larmu(m): 7:20am On Jun 12, 2017
I didn't know oh undecided
CelebritiesRe: Olamide: Don't Compare My Family To Psquare, We Never Dey Stay Banana Island by larmu(m): 11:16pm On Jun 11, 2017
See as dem olamide 'family pipu' head be like over ripe pineapple/plantain grin grin
EducationRe: What Is The Name Of This Snake by larmu(m): 9:53pm On Jun 11, 2017
It's called 'amarulla codintus mambatius' otherwise known as...
















































O boy me no know d snake name
CrimeRe: The Brave Sergeant In The Zenith Bank Robbery Video Is Dead - Police by larmu(m): 8:42am On Jun 10, 2017
Good cop down
EducationRe: Top 3 Most Difficult Exams In The World. by larmu(m): 8:48pm On Jun 09, 2017
So d ones that fail the exams,what happens to them,do they rewrite "JAMB"? Or they go for "Poly" grin
SportsRe: Victor Anichebe Encounters A Python While Jogging In His Hometown, Anambra (Pic) by larmu(m): 8:30pm On Jun 09, 2017
LastMumu:
From his last tweet, it looks like he came to Nigeria just to jog. A reliable source told me he visited a powerful priest in India and he was told his village people are behind his continuous career-threatening knee injury. The Indian priest told him that the only solution is for him to go back to his hometown and jog 21 times down a hill, on his 21st run he would see a sign from the gods.
Lol...guy u no well sha...e be like say u na expert




_Fuck whoever doesn't believe me! >sad >sad
SportsRe: Victor Anichebe Encounters A Python While Jogging In His Hometown, Anambra (Pic) by larmu(m):
I think the headline should read"Victor Anichebe encounters DEAD snake'took a picture of it and went back to London"
MODIFIED:
Lalasticlala: Baba,Snake nah snake...e no get as e wan be...unto d front page grin
TV/MoviesRe: Which Cartoon Do You Still Watch Now You're Grown Up, And Why? by larmu(m): 9:12pm On Jun 07, 2017
efemena24:
God bless you bro, you like better thing. I can watch Bondocks over and over again
That makes two of us
TV/MoviesRe: Which Cartoon Do You Still Watch Now You're Grown Up, And Why? by larmu(m): 3:58pm On Jun 07, 2017
MiaB:
Those two cute boys and their granddad
Funny enough,the voices of d two boys was done by a female...regina king...but still hilarious
TV/MoviesRe: Which Cartoon Do You Still Watch Now You're Grown Up, And Why? by larmu(m): 12:26pm On Jun 06, 2017
redbeans:
There's an animated series i'm trying hard to remember but can't. Someone help out. It involves niggas [black american] using strong language. There's a small boy in the midst of it all.

Very amusing. I remember a part when a prisoner said 'pick the damn soap' to a new inmate in a bathroom. Another one, when there was a deadly disease, obama was mimicked saying 'i'm at d top of d situation'
while he was jst sitting in d office
Boondocks
CelebritiesRe: Dammy Krane: Eldee Condemns Act Says, “you Steal Because You Are A Thief” by larmu(m): 2:56pm On Jun 05, 2017
See what 'Grand Theft Auto-Miami' has caused
Car TalkRe: Cloth Vs Leather Car Seat: Which Do You Prefer? by larmu(m): 12:54pm On Apr 27, 2017
yorex2011:
Prefer wooden
I prefer steel
PetsRe: Pictures Of Black Scorpion Eating A Cockroach In My Compound by larmu(m): 6:38am On Apr 14, 2017
Scorpion King
Foreign AffairsRe: US Federal Judge Blocks Donald Trump's Travel Ban by larmu(m): 9:09am On Feb 04, 2017
Ok
RomanceRe: Can Someone Please Inform These Ladies We All In The Recession Together? by larmu(m): 6:40pm On Oct 13, 2016
^^^ I wish I did,but I don't,cw Barry allen(flash) and his timeline disruption is getting me upset,so...poster below me,u know nah

EducationRe: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by larmu(m): 6:38am On Oct 06, 2016
We had legelege can die...cos he was very slim..
We also had Aunty "are u understanding me" she always uses that phrase in almost every sentence
Jokes EtcRe: 29 Pictures You Can Relate To If You Played "After Round 1" by larmu(m): 9:00pm On Sep 26, 2016
This made me remember growing up back then in orile iganmu,after round 1 was brutal as u had to have beta mind to play cos boys were not smiling. There was always that person who picked 5 and that one who always picked 2 or those small numbers. After receiving much beating,holding back tears,it gets to my turn,oh boy! Na so I go rub hand for sand,dey cry dey tear d person wey lose beta slap...ah good times.
Pity kids these days don't have mind for such wonderful games.
Then there was kolo beating,where you try to get the ball between another's legs. There was this time we were playing d game when one guy trying to form boss played without a shirt on,omo see beta abara,d guy brain reset...good times

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