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Decent first half. Fred and Elanga are SHIT

I can't count how many times Fred don apologize today.

Dalot is giving me joy.

patrickmuf:
Maguire and Lindelof have passed the ball between themselves more times than I have seen from Varane x Martinez...

Those 2 ehn. Their matter tire me.

Bombblacks:
Ten hagg confirmed Martial and Vdb are out for tomorrow. I think Ronaldo, Antony will start then maybe Elanga. I don't see Eth changing his entire back line. From his Ajax days, he is not known as a coach that rotates that much. Midfield I see Casemiro, Eriksen/Fred and Bruno.

Well Dutch league is different from the EPL, he will be forced to rotate.

Nezzjnr:
+1 Today

Happy birthday bro.

Leyqute:
Trevor will become a hybrid Man Utd-Chelsea fan

Oh the joy.

Our darling manager.

iamoyindamola:
https://www.nairaland.com/7320025/tokunbo-awolowo-plotting-get-rid

This is what have been on my mind, reason I am against the old man
Why will another hausa-fulani boko harram apologist rule us again

Institutionalization of Agberos in Onitsha.

Ibunkun1:
People just get carried away easily. Wetin dey him CV wey go make us appoint him?, just beautiful football? Person wey never handle a top side before

You will never know how he will turn out until you give him a chance though, all top manager started somewhere.

Skimpledawg:
Larry, I go bite you sincerely

Don't be like leyqute. Be better

My joy is to see you guys suffer. I'm pained Holy Boehly sack Tuchel

VargasVee:
At least he'd have had 'Chelsea manager' in his CV

Hes a good coach though, just to be seen if he can handle a big club and if Brighton will let him leave.

Unlimited22:
Methinks they'll try To get Potter or Flick

Potter will just be like small fish in a big pond.

VargasVee:
Graham Potter anyone??

Leave the man at Brighton jeje else you guys will sack him before the end of the season.

donstan18:
Bohely you can do this....

Round this shiit up!!!

Arrest him for fraud.

Pity him now.

Skimpledawg:
Let's go for Zidane

Ole is available.

From Tucheliban to Oleball

Book of Banternation

Chapter 6 verse 9 - 18

9: Then the word of the lord came through his Prophet Larride, in the land of the shekpite saying; Listen to me ye children of Shekp for the lord of banter has sent me to you this day.

10: Then the people of the land of Shekpite did gathered in the square from their elders like Ibi the son of Ime, Nihi the son of Li, Balo the son of Rus, Iz the son of Zou and all the descendants including Sege the son of Ed, Don the son of Stan and all their families

11: Thus prophet Larride began to give them the word of the lord of banter saying; Ye have enjoyed your years of plenty, Ye have rejoiced in your plenty and scorned your neighbors who live in the land of Assnal. Thou says the lord of banter, this is just the beginning of your travails, you will go to battle and return empty handed, the basket of thy keepers shall be filled with goals.

12: Thou shall see your northern neighbors from the land of Manchester succeed and win trophies but your land shall remain desolate with cobweb just like your neighbors Assnals. This shall come to pass because thou had transgressed against the lord of banter.

13: I have heard rumors among you, rumors of protest like TuchelOut, verily I say unto them, this shall not happen until your once trusted commander Tuchel has turn your land into ruins.

14. This shall be so because thou hath followed in the teachings of the mad man Don the son of jazet who led a crusade against the one that brought you many victories and glories, ye hath insulted and disgraced him out of your land, therefore shall this disgrace follow you until you atone for your misdeeds.

15. Thou shall banish don the son of jazet from among you, purify yourself with ash and sack clothes maybe the lord of banter will have pity on you in the next five years. But be sure of this, say the lord of banter, your suffering shall be much and well televised

16: Ye have also been following in the teachings of one who call himself an Apostle of the lord of banter, Skimple the son of Dawg, thou says the lord of banter, do not listen to him as he will lead you astray, send him forth out of the temple and let him eat with the mechanics at the bus stop.

17. When the children of Shekp heard these words, they rend their clothes into 2 and began to wail saying "Please save us lord of banter, do not deliver us into the hands of our neighbors lest they mock us" they put on ashes and sack clothes and cry day and night but the lord of banter ignored them because they must suffer.

18. So prophet larride went out of their land, went his way and sharing the words of the lord of banter.

Izzou my man. The night is lonely.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0nZWYrds9o

Trevor012:
Please play Call down by Rema for popi.

Popiziano, someone just request a song for you. Enjoy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQLsdm1ZYAw

popizaino:
Tbh,You have not yet proved anything trebor. Cross check the dates of this ones you posted to the ones i posted and tell which of them is more recent? Don't you get excited about your new signings ? Don't you give them time before complaining about them?

Isn't your post vindicating that like a normal fan you praise your new signings and expect them to shine but if after all this you don't see improvement won't you complain?


I don't want to tell you to use your head before posting but next time do so.

Take it easy.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NFAEGg8-GY

Donstan18 come outside. I know the pain you feel in your heart.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=158fwCG27zE

BlueRayDick:
God bless u!

I just assume the man on coffee cream Suit singing : “ Jesus….. Lord divine ; We beseeched today, take control “ is every chelsea fan right now .

Na Apostle Skimpledawg be that now

Ibime nihilistjnr izzou skimpledawg blueman bikeman

Try to sleep without being heartbroken.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srMBZiqNMaM

BlueMann:
Why we no fit ball like this

I deserve to enjoy na

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqaQsL-8I_M

Singapore1:
Of course

#TuchelOut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKCek6_dB0M

raumdeuter:
DJ play us Asake Terminator as that Zagreb club terminate Shekpe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrIP_igi76U

EmmanuelScott1:
Dj play "Veecko Kyngz - Ikpu Ya (My Cap)"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PuvL7u8hN4

Shegzdave:
Give us an hymn of Wailings by shekpite along with a song of lamentations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw5lIdSYFDM

BlueRayDick:
Dj please play me “ Take control “ by C& S Ayo ni o choir

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPaZpC-asKk

Appreciation to all Chelsea fans for this party



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxqp2RwFWk0

Ekilo fun omo Chelsea


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WaDOB2zELI

Let's start with some King Sunny Ade tune.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wteo0VTsMTY