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May ogun punish anyone that wish to see the downfall of Manchester United


#GGMU

San Miguel: I swear she don yab me today oo.

Stop lieing, the girl no yab you.








She only insults you

Confession time:

Who wants to hear my confession?

Idowuogbo: Excuse me! If try this shyte again, I go use ur face light igbo.

*Taps bum bum more harder

Btw

Why this thing come hard like zuma rock?

Idowuogbo: Yes

*Taps her bum bum again*





Waiting patiently for WW3

lertee: Lol,why you shout the name?

*Kisses her forehead*

Idowuogbo: Haaaahan....E yi ti Poju nau...

Idowu!!!

San Miguel: Na so...

*Knocks his bald head*

San Miguel:

Bukato

Lertee!!!

San Miguel: The gal get as e be sha. She don be on my case since morning because i tell am sey she be the female version Tukekepusher.

Which one be tukeke again? No tell me say na that one wey dey push truck up and down.

caseless: *tears slap*

I know work for FBI, thread carefully.

caseless: u de crase....

*Knocks his coconut head*

caseless: u and this gal nyash today; u wan finish am

You dey mind that bukato girl ni?

"A woman, a very delicate creature, at the best of times they driven by passions that are unknown to the men that put their trust in them"

Maria, kedu ki l di?

GentleMimi:

is what my question dignify I suppose.

Sms

caseless: that mogbe moment when u ask dis question...

That kokan aiye moment when some peeps just can't mind their business

San Miguel: Me fight?? I look like Mike Tyson? Make dem dey here dey make noise,make me dey nack apako go for behind. The Otunba style. By the way, you got a very tight assss.

Sms. Bukato needs our help.

caseless: 29th december! i don dey school like this ooo.

i'm yet to see the pm sha cos i've checked my box the and nothing like that came in.

Okay, lemme know when you do.

TeamUniosun.

GentleMimi: Loooooool!

Ain't you adorable?

Caseless, when una dey resume now? I just sent you a pm, lemme know when you get it.

Pa antelope

GentleMimi: Derailers chapter 3:1
Lo and behold,Larride looks unto Gentlemimi
from whence commeth his compensation,
But Mimi's mantra is,
''no time to say no time''
Thus saith the angel of romance...
Larride,move along. Selah..

Derailers chapter 3:7
And the prophecy came to pass, for it is written
"She shall deny and reject him thrice"

Truckpusher: See as this boy called larride dey make una tear boxers and singlet commot for body..


Ma hommies dey fall hand here oh...

upon the plenty tutorial una still dey jones for that small boy.smh

Sometimes its not about the size.


Bukato dey preach national peace
Brothers and sisters its indeed END TIME TINS

GentleMimi: Derailers chapter 1: 8
Mondi,choose ye this day,the bobo thou shalt love...
Is it Larride,or Bukato?
For it seemeth that they both like you.
Thou shalt end this feud this day

Derailers chapter 2:6
Mondi hath gone with Bukato
For their love is made in heaven,
Larride looks unto Gentlemimi because she seemeth like an angel from above.

Next chapter plz.

Whistling and dancing.



*carry me dey go, Jehovah carry me dey go dey go dey go*

San Miguel: Caseless you were right o. E be like sey all the guys want a piece Mondi....... The love of Mondi is the Beginning of War.

Muhehehehehehehe, you don't have to be scared brova, she's yours to keep.

caseless: and bukato be like 'mi o raye shiit men', i be 3310..ignoring larride since 1805



where is that sexkillz

Its official, you re now bukato official bu.tt licker I hope he pays you well.

Sprinkle holy water on this thread.


Sms.

Caseless my aboki friend, its been a while, how's the farming business going?

Mondisweets: i dey o. how is ur weekend?

Twas fine. Wedding tinz, I ate to brim.