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[quote author=DE_GONGS]..Or what didnt happen? [/quote]Show us a pics of you and ishsoph discussing together and we will take you serious.

Nansense.

Yusphull: **pukes on his head** Go away and don't touch me, is it ya bed ?? Aproko

Castrate his ba.lls and send them as christmas gift to Miguel for his experiments.

San Miguel: Nope.Chocolate ke U wan spoil my teeth abi. See as my teeth fine

ode ni ee... the bobo wan use chocolate collect your babe and you dey shine that brownish teeth abi.

WE GIVE UP.


sms.

Miguel, ogun join obatala punish your both yansh.

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]can you watch pant very well?[/quote]

San Miguel: *grabs Larride by his satellite dish ear,puts him in the head lock, twist his skinny kwashiorkor neck until it snaps,then carries his lifeless body and buries him in the evil forest*. Tombstone grain inscribed, here lies the evil Larride.Be froze, for death is cold.

*Dies again*




Make i go reload

[quote author=DE_GONGS]I've been trying to get to know you better irrespective of Ishsoph's opinion about you.
The bolded makes me believe you guys dey really beef each other.
Wetin una dey drag?





I know if my guy sees this he'll be angry with me cos I promised never to breath a word of it in this forum
My aim however is to settle una fracas, so I dont mind.[/quote]Pics of you and ishsoph or it didn't happen.

Yusphull: Leave that aboki boy jawe.. Hin go dey talk trash now....

Love you for what you are nooni.... **kiss her fore head** mmhhhwwuuaaahhh

*Wakes him up gently, you re wetting the mat already dude.

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]can you be as loyal as Casey?[/quote]casey na learner for ma side when it comes to loyalty, so whatcha say?

caseless:

close your teeth.

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]My bumbum and booty shaking is for my bobo alone and not the world.[/quote]Can i be your bobo then?

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]them tell you say i be fire dancer?[/quote]C'mon, you know you want too... come shake that thing you mama gave you, shake it to the world.

Yusphull: For ur small confused mind abi..... Mondi is MINE... **chase caseless comot wiv truckpusher tuke tuke** ...

sms.

caseless: *returns lightening slap*

*Tears his head with hades curb.

caseless: na gals de fight pass now...

our own na joke we dey and it always stand as that. una nor fit spend 5 minutes de joke cos na malice go end d whole thing.

*Shakes hand with him. May your days be long. Obatala bless you.

caseless: she dey hear u...

*Gives thunderous e-slap.

Mondisweets: why are u talking abt my boobi like they are human beings

Shey you get boobi ni? you wey your chest flat like plywood.

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]sharap there!.
how many times have you seen us girls curse ourselves during discussions?
We always share love.


but you guys.......na wao.
wetin una dey fight for?[/quote]You see us carry chair and cutlass abi? abeg carry your over-seriousness go one corner, meanwhile shake that thing your mama gave you, lemme rate it.

San Miguel: Abi won sepe fun e ni.

caseless: hahahehehen...u mean u have a flat chest without any undulation? i knw ur boobi...

You too dey know wetin u no suppose know.

caseless: rumour has it that u are eying maria and stil have that white agent that was fighting here last time on ur list. is that true?

Yes, i'm eyeing maria and no one else. how your ministry? shey you don move ham to the permanent site?

caseless: *drags him out*

Please sah, just left me here.

caseless: sori sah, na jst small i milk comot..de thing no even full small rubber cup wey i use..

*Falls inside mondi hand bag

San Miguel: *Grabs my utc axe* . Casey i go turn you to suya today. Tufia.........................................

ode ni bobo miguel yi sha.

Caseless, how far now, wetin dey happen for here?

San Miguel: I dey support your sister's team . May Mondi p.imp you to Mr Cork

May ogun make you fall in love with Mr. Cork

caseless: *soaks the garri, adds kuli kuli(popularly called gem stone in my school), adds mondi boobi water/fluid , drinks and rolls eyes like somebody who escaped police arrest *

*Dies

San Miguel: Man u don dey win now, u dey happy abi . May skylolo spit on you.

which team you dey support sef?

May hyde destroy your right yansh.

caseless: i no get village, na country side i de. we slap pple when we greet them

You wan make leprosy catch you abi?

caseless: na my guy oooo.

*beats him instead*

Kneel down there.

San Miguel: May sango tear that your satellite dish ear

May orunmila cripple your left yansh.

Mondi, bawo ni?

San Miguel: Lawere. May mammy water nack your apako.

May obatala crush that your hunch-back