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Dannyxy: Lar, o fall hand mi gan, she tori kini arobgo yi?

Mabinu, kedu




God is good.

Bukato3: as a confirmed aboki,you must sabi bang naah.Buran tashi thingz

Beja, your own case na another time, caseless don already borrow me him abuna, you go see wetin I go do you.




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Idowuogbo: Eya... Na so I-don't-want-to-flirt-back dey frustrate small bois? Oya sowwrie! Let's flirt

oya let's flirt, you're definitely a slow-poke if you think I care one bit about flirting with anyone on here.



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xynerise: My friend getout!

Dey there dey wash woman pant

*Pants sef him no see wash, I pity the guy really*



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xynerise: What age?

Your age of course, abi you no sabi how old you be again?



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Idowuogbo: Awwww.... U need hanky?

You can shove it up your ar.zz, move on to the next person probably spikey, he's gonna make you feel important.





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xynerise: You dey mad? My mate dey lie?

Yes, na your mate dey lie pass.




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xynerise: Spikes, I hear say you dey hawk condom for express road?

Talk true jor



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Idowuogbo: Painment! Ntooooooii! Cry me a lagoon

Me cry because of you for NL? I don die. Badosky, warn yourself.




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xynerise: My head cant fit contain your pot

Antelope head of horror.




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Beja, I go kill you with my bare hands, walai.




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Idowuogbo: Boy, go do ur homework abeg! U wan tap gini? Thing wey ur Pupsi friend dem dey spoil wiv money? U high?

Who this one dey call boy? I resemble your pikin for your face, he be like say something dey worry you abi? I suppose slap that nonsense comot for ya head ni, see as the bum bum be like "I" shape sef.




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Mondisweets: its not for u to tap that's why. Anyways *turns and slaps and punches his bum bum then she runs away*

Carry your bum bum away, its too damn hard like an iroko tree.



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Idowuogbo: Stop it! Just stop! Hian!

Badosky, can I tap your bum bum, I heard some rumour that your bum bum is so soft, I need to confirm.





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caseless: *adds the granules of his testis to my bowl of kunu and drink*

Your fada




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Mondisweets: Mr Taps bum bum

Your bum bum is too hard, I can't tap it.





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lertee: I need to go back to that dream where you write me cheques worth plenty money..after then,I may get convinced.

*Falls inside OBJ agbada





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xynerise: The gods are not to blame

*Tears slap*

Your Fada




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spikes C: the evil that men plan, turns back and fight them

Apathy and evil. The two work hand in hand. They are the same, really.... Evil wills it. Apathy allows it. Evil hates the innocent and the defenseless most of all. Apathy doesn't care as long as it's not personally inconvenienced.

The gods are not to be blamed.





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Ishsoph: I thought you are smarter!
That was a cosmetic post mumulity!



I wail over you in nkanu voice!

You're wicked, let the poor boy enjoy himself jor




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spikes C: Dancing alanta ooooooo

I shall kiss no one else but you

My day was rough without you. I nearly fainted missing you

And these girls here were teasing me
Tabh, cathaliya = GentleMiniSkirt, mondisweets and


errmmmmm, ishsoph, larrat

Lertee, please do this more often so you can save us from spikey bobo whining. It is well.




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spikes C:

She didn't dump me. She refused me of my God given right. Access to a woman of my own

Read this comment again, does this make sense to you? sms




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caseless: sharrap already! u wey de fall into several kpekus here, na u de form holy pass. *cuts his prick and offers spike to give his dog*

*Falls from Stella Oduah BMW Armoured Car*





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lertee: Spikes come here. Stop looking for trouble and stop kissing every woman on this thread.
Hope your day was good

Spikey is definitely gonna sleep well tonight





Life is indeed good.

Bukato3: toto ko tito santana ni.i'm a born again,i don't do such things

You born again? Sms

Ishsoph: You ain't any better!

chasing everything with (f) in-here, now your broke arts has been dumped.
If lertee the most decent girl we have in here dumps you then I wail for you

See this one wey dey claim saint.




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Cathaliya: Spikes, I take exception to this.
I dont know exactly what you have in mind but right now, I am telling you that this joke just got so expensive..

I have been avoiding you but you keep on misbehaving
you better caution yourself.


una dey here as I dey beg am..who knows him, should warn him o.


hmmm.

Oya slap ham make we see.




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Ishsoph: This is priceless!
So your broke arss was truly dumped?



Awww, God fights for the innocent no doubt.

This one sef wan try him luck. Sms. Lertee, your e-admirers are here.





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spikes C: No mind the guy. Can never be original for once. Always chasing after ppl's wives

It takes a brave man to go after other peoples wife while cowards like you can't even keep the one you have.




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caseless: *dives down so low , with my hands firmly placed on her sandy carpet and kisses tha tip of her shoe.*

beautiful princess, what can i offer u?

*I spend my money everyday on top woman, I don't if she walks away with another, chai, caseless is ready to be a mugu, a personal maga for life*





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spikes C: lertee


I crave for your attention

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spikes C:

You know i carry ya medicine

Sms, your case is beyond be careful.




Life is good.