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caseless: *tears slap*

*pours acid on him*




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[quote author=Mynd_44]**dodges slap**[/quote]*throws and lock him up inside GEJ hat*




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[quote author=Mynd_44]How did it get contaminated? I wanna know[/quote]Ask caseless when you see him. He's the doctor of the house.



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[quote author=Mynd_44]Why the left one? Why not the right one?[/quote]The right one is contaminated with an unnamed disease




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[quote author=Mynd_44]About your money, erm......I will get back to you when Nigeria has 24 hours power supply[/quote]*tears him thorny slap*




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Bukato3: I don't fight on fridays.God bless you my broda.

I love fighting on fridays!!! Your left yansh.



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[quote author=Mynd_44]Really. Okay oooo.

So what's the latest na?[/quote]Ha, you really wan know the latest? Okay

Bejahisky is now Bukato3
Mondi-cheek is now Mondisweet
MariaG is now Cathaliya
Caseless is our certified clown
Sniperinadiaper is e-dead

That's the latest, now where my money wey I borrow you?




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[quote author=Mynd_44]I already tried that 5 years ago. It did not work. All I got was some strands of white hair[/quote]Unfortunately brother, there is no cure for your baldness. Sms




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Bukato3: Larride be like.I love my cheeseburger.

https://i.imgflip.com/4iysl.gif


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Seriously your fada




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[quote author=Mynd_44]Oya share the testimony jorh[/quote]God is good.

[quote author=Mynd_44]I remember asking you for the cure to baldness but you refused to tell me and yet you continually yam my bald head. Please tell me the cure na[/quote]Mix aboniki with acid and pepper, apply it to the bald surface for 3days, if symptom persists after 7days go see your dentist.




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Somebody shout halleluyah..






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[quote author=Mynd_44]Wow....I have not been here in what seems like decades[/quote]We write letter say we miss you carry your bald head go literature section jor.




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Bukato3: *tears slap*

Beja bobo, kneel down there, raise up your hand and close your eyes




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Happy New Month

ogeoflyf: Tnx. It's part of exercise

I would rather you do the exercise in a gym.




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Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Why are you sweating [/color]

Sms.


Good night derailers.



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Mondisweets: no i dont find it offensive at all. Its just that the holy ghost has changed you

Good.




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Mondisweets: whats with the God is good?

Its my new trademark. You feel offended




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ogeoflyf: Okay oo. Cool. M still treking thr. Let me reach 1st

Why treking when I would've easily swept you off your feet like a tornado and we gets there together.



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Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]You'll then have to take otapiapia for my sake [/color]

I'm sure I've passed my message across. You can buy the otapiapia, you might need it later on.




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ogeoflyf: Hmmm. And fallin hand is one of my major talentss .
We sa see

This is not a contest my dear where one win and the other loss. We just have to find a middle ground that we can both agree on.




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Mondisweets:

Don't tell me you are getting jealously already, you know you have a customized place in my heart




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ogeoflyf: Okay oo! Its you that sha hook urslf

Yeah and I bet you will love every second and minute of it. You are not going to pull me off easily. I'm Oba Larride 1 of Nairaland, I always get what I want.




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Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Else what?

I'm just getting to know her though, so take a chill pill[/color]

Don't even bother getting to know her. Let's shake hands and move on, remember stay off Lertee.



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ogeoflyf: B like say you one loss

I'd rather follow you bumper to bumper. I'm hooked.



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ogeoflyf: Issoryt

If you say so.




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Mondisweets: who did u give the code name mondi_cheeks?

*Falls into oge handbag*




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Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Lertee, hope you saw this

https://www.nairaland.com/967122/romance-sections-off-topic-chat/2291#19215330[/color]

Stay off Lertee or else



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ogeoflyf: O o o. Who. Dey use you do shakara.
Hian. Lekwa m ooo! . Sift

Wetin dem dey call wetin you do then?



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GentleMimi: Hahahaa! Lol!!!

No mind dat girl jare, I like her, she dey use me do shakara, I no get time at all, on to the next one.



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awesome99: abeg pity am!i has not reach like that

Thank you brotherly


*turns to beja, stand up and go sin no more. You're saved by the bell once again.


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