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ItsModella: I dey o. My birthday is on Saturday so this weekend go hot die

Na where the party dey? I must rock some booty.

GentleMimi: I can read ur thoughts like a book!Eeeeeevvviiilllll thoughts.

I like you, can I pm you

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#4C0009]See ein head like tricycle. [/color][/quote]You no happy say I no crush your tricycle abi, see him bald head like agbalumo.

GentleMimi: *pours fish water on him to jerk him awake*

You no even happy say I give you hug

Ungrateful generation.

ItsModella: Na me o, kilon popping?


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I bin dey where you put me oo, how you dey nau?

Mondisweets: not a wet kiss

*Look into her eyes, feels her pain, hold her tightly and give her warm embrace*


Life is good

GentleMimi: *Hits him on the head to arrange his thinking faculties*
dn't even think abt it!

*Falls into cathaliya handbag

ItsModella: Caracta, what happened to your profile?

But you are slim o, slimmer than I thought actually and you're now following a lot of people . Na wa o, did you see Jesus in your dream or what? . Ehen, I also read your latest diary update. Your lessons learnt are on point especially numbers 5 and 6. Lessons of life

ItsModella, howdy? Na you be this?

Cathaliya: does this dream of yours scare you?

See jealously ooo

Sms

Mondisweets: why cant i get the hug not the wet kiss

I thought you would prefer a kiss to a hug.

*zoom into bar with my BMW armoured car, park beside Hyde tricycle, walks into bar with my free flowing agbada, caseless prostrate as he sights me, everyone stands up to acknowledge me, waves hand to everyone, hey caseless, come here, serve everyone anything of their choice, the bill is on me, everyone shouting larride!!! Sights Mondisweet sitting down lonely, walks up to her, give her wet kiss, turn around to see gentlemimi being jealous, walk up to her and hug her tight*

Yawns, Life is good

I'm blessed.

GentleMimi: are u having a hangover? Who let u out of ur cage in the first place?

and I thought all ladies are nice.

Sms.

GentleMimi: ''He who thinks he is a lady's man'', gdevening to u too.

*taps her bum bum*

Howdy

Good evening derailers.

Congrats to all those admitted already.

Good morning derailers.




*Yawns

Cathaliya: ASUU don release una?

No,



ASUU: going on strike since 1985

spikes C: work's going great. Had a break through today

Tell me about it.

Cathaliya: am ok...and you?

I'm good, today was enjoyable.

Pa antelope thread made front page. Muhehehehehehehehe

Cathaliya: La ride, I see ya....

I see ya Cathababy, howdy?



Ishsoph? na you be this? What's up brotherly, its been a while.

spikes C: Evening...how u dey

I just dey ni oga mi. how work?

Good evening derailers.

Bukato3: My Aboki friend at the gym

https://i.imgflip.com/4hgn5.gif

*falls into aboki cap

Good morning derailers.

Manchester United, disgracing haters since 1898

#GGMU

Yay......Nigeria won

I thought they said Iran has one of the meanest defence in this tournament. Yeye.


Proudly 9ja

nice one