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caseless: shaman! How shursh service now? Welcome sah!

Church was fine sah!!!

Mondisweets: amen thank u

You welcome anytime

xynerise: I dont mean chewing gum girl as a moniker, I mean chewing gum girl as an attitude


Sexkillz, my phone just dey jones o. I deleted my whats app cos it stopped sending and receiving media. Now I tried to download another one and the phone just dey tell me download failed. Na to buy new one be that

Go buy tecno so u sef go dey ping jare pa antelope.

Mondisweets: but u never prayed for my exam tomorrow. What kind of a friend are u

I didn't know you were having exam tomorrow, imma pray for tonight, but make sure you get prepared as heaven help those who help themselves. Best of luck. You will come out in flying colors.

Mondisweets: church was nice i prayed for u

Thanks dear, you were in my thoughts also

xynerise: Pikins dey gidigba pass me sef. Na them dey flex pass.

Come, I no no say land for Banana Island dey costly like say u wan buy plot of land for heaven

*Falls from mat

xynerise: I dey healthy jare. How ur people na?

Every full ground brekete. How iyawo and pikin dem?

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Data[/color]

Just sharap, see your bald head.

lertee: How was service today. Sorry I had today in mind but I went out infact I just got back home.
When I am free tomorrow at work. I will let you know.

Church was awesome as usual. I will be looking forward to tomorrow then. I hope your weekend ends on a high.

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]


I can explain.
You know that I'm so playful, to any extent. Please![/color]

Sms

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Haba! Shebi I told you that you are the only fish in my river. I can't have any concubine outside my Starting XI

Akwanwa oyoyo [/color]

Sms

Hades, I see u ooo

xynerise: Which kind church dey close by this time? Them share lunch for church abi person dey celebrate birthday inside church?

Lol...we actually closed by 12pm but I had to wait for some series of meetings, how you dey jare oga antelope.

Do we really think horoscope matters in a relationship? It doesn't matter whether you are Taurus, Aries, Virgo, Leo or Gemini, if you are not compatible you are not.

Mondisweets: Hello larride

Hi mondi, how you dey? How was church?

Just returned from church, how una dey for here.

Mondi,caseless, danny, xyenrise, lertee, ishsoph, bejawhiskey, ikekings I dey great all of una.



Lertee, what's up nau? I've heard from you. I guess you haven't had time yet

Good morning derailers.


Happy Sunday to ya'll.

spikes C: You sound like a guy who's never had it

It takes someone who's never had it to recognize others who hasn't.

spikes C: duh, see question

You sound like a girl who's gonna be lazy in bed

You sound like a guy who's not gonna last for 5min.

Mondisweets: have u ever made a girl pregnant before?

No I haven't.


Truth or Dare?

Mondisweets: ok thank u. Truth or dare?

Truth.

spikes C:

I think say u go don wise by now.

Ok, any new azonto

Mondisweets: how is i love u a truth question?

It is.

Mondisweets: truth

I love you

spikes C: Lertee dey jonse me

Abeg, any new skelewu
You know it's been long i've been here

Eyah, sorry I go help you take care of her.

Of course, there's a new skelewu in town, just grab an ewu an put it on a scale then you get SCALE-EWU.

Mondisweets: good boy

Truth or Dare?

spikes C: Errrm, that feeling when my ex said she's going for night vigil
#justSaying




lertee na ur own

u gallant? confirm. Oya chop knuckle

Lertee na ur own sef??

Chop knuckle padi mi.

Mondisweets: im okay. Arent u going out tonight like others?

No, I have to be at church by 7am tomorrow.

spikes C: Why? why u go dey eye person thing

I dey kampe, standing gidigba m

Wetin be person thing wey I dey eye?

Nice to hear that you stand gidigba, me sef gallant for ground.

Mondisweets: how body?

I'm doing good and you?

Mondi, what's up?

spikes C: So, you've been staring at lertee

Of course, why not? How you dey jare?

Good evening NLanders

I'm not hating but to me el classico didn't live up to its hype today, don't get me wrong, the game was enjoyable but the Man Utd Vs Stoke City game was packed with more drama than this el classico hence it was chosen match of the day on skysport.