₦airaland Forum

*falls from banana tree

manny4life: Bros, you should have applied for passport replacement all this time, and besides, if you have someone in Naija, they will do passport runz for you... Omo you too slow, haba..

Lol......I get my passport for house, no winch fit steal ham. Shey I need id card to dey waka for my papa house ni? Na naija I dey.

xynerise: Am I stealing someone's crush here?

Itsmodella, this ediot has a crush on you. You never told me you are into Ediots

Pa Antelope, I thought you are wise.......smhs

Dygeasy: You Want The Potent Charm Or An Antelope?


Just One Request.

The potent charm of course


*i will use the charm to kill the antelope* I always win muhehehehehehehehe

manny4life: Why do you need Visa, you no get Nigerian Passport?

Those winch in our village have stolen my passport.


Jesus, help me

bejahiskyy: Cómo hacen todos

How you son

Dygeasy: See... He Knows I Know His Antelopian Antics.

Uncle, I want to eat an antelope

caseless: sori, i jst dey v-center, i actually crashed. I jst gv u machette make u get some blood on d floor b4 i, ogbunamiri can step in.

Why you send that gayish hunch-back bahijsky to kill me?

Dygeasy: I'm A Potent Charm Specialist.

Whom Do You Want To Bewitch?

In Yuzedo voice "thank you sah, iyam very much apprecating it sah"


Please turn caseless to PIG, Danny to DOG, Ikekings to Monkey

manny4life: Congress hasn't reached a resolve yet

Oct. 17 is just around the corner. God help all of una. Visa back to Nigeria is very hard to get now though, our application processing takes up to 2months.

I need a potent charm, I need to bewitch someone tonight.

ikekings: Your own na anoda case... Jee rie nsi!!! **un-follows thread**... Till then!!!

Ezi Anyi

CASELESS

You never answer me since abi? Na machete you sabi bring for person, no worry, I sidon dey wait you.

manny4life: Na now you don land... I dey o, this govt shutdown is affecting me...

What's the latest with the shutdown jare? Congress don dey make any headway?

manny4life: Hian, ooo

Onye nke a, osikwa n'ogini

Kini gbogbo eleyi now.


Oya no vex, Engrish abeg

Afam4eva: LOl Awon chelski fans buruku ni oo...Won ni sko sko lori Won le fi igo ba aye eyan je.

Ha pele ore mi, agbero ni gbogbo awon omo chelski yin jare, shey won o ti fi igo ya map of naija si ori e sha?

ikekings: Good night guys!! My wify needs me!!!

You mean your HAND needs you


Go self-service boi

xynerise: Alright bro. Ikekings it is


But you should be happy being the king's royal butt. You sit on the throne not the king

Pa Antelope, You are wise

Afam4eva: Agbala temi wa ok.

Shey awon bobo yen o ti fi ada ati igo baye ara won je sha?

manny4life: Bia Afam, you too?

Koju si iwaju e

Afam4eva: Nothing much ore mi. Mo kon manage ara mi.

Mo gbadun e jo, kinlonsele ni odi keji ni agbala re nau?

manny4life: Ezi - Pig

Anyi - Us/We/Our

Depending on the context, like used by us, it means

Our Pig

Ayaf die

caseless: vanneni! Whr hav u been? Nice 2 see u again, pretty!

Bia, come here, na you send hired assassin after me abi? Wetin I do you? May obatala castrate you. K-legged hunch-back

manny4life: Thank you..

Later I will lash out at my friend Akin because he's clueless too

what's Ezi anyi?

ToyinDipo: Sure, but the way he matched ore and brother, with such confidence

manny4life: Forgive me o... Abeg explain, I know I too sabi o...

Ore - Friend

Brother - aburo


Thank me later.

ItsModella: Ezi means PIG.

Thanks ItsModella


Why do I have this urgent urge to kill both manny and ikekings with my bare hands

ikekings: No knowledge is a waste!!! Beta beg cos tomorrow it won't be a new word to you...

Sharap there. You no suppose tell me the meaning abi? Until I beg u abi? Biko


May Obatala fry your ba.lls and serve it to the dogs if you don't tell me the meaning Now

ToyinDipo: You over-sabi

Him try nau

Afam4eva: Mo wa pa...jeki awa no ma so Yoruba lo

Wa gbayi omo yi. Kilonsele ni odi keji ni agbala re?

manny4life: That's for itsmodella to tell you, na she you wan beg no be me... If to say na me, I for laugh u tire today...

but seriously I know that Ezi isn't called King in igbo, I was merely playing along .

A yoruba proverb says what you don't know won't kill you

Afam4eva: Ofe ma show ara e abi?

Ha ore mi afam, bawo ni, awon omo yi lo fe ma show jare

manny4life: I understand small

Tani yen... what did you say

Ogbeni ... fellow

Mi.. me


I understand small, don't phuck with me o...

You have been warned

I laugh in Nnewi

E le yi na ma pon arare le ke

manny4life: Don't mind him, his doing stubborn head for us... Abeg take it softly on his wounded ego...

Oya biko, daalu tell me what it means, I'm on my kneels begging