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IvarTheTerrible:


This brings back memories of being a Commodore in the elite corps of the Nigerian Navy Special Boat Service.

We were on NNS Ajuwaya off the coast of Zanzibar when we got a distress signal..

.. from a Nambian merchant ship being attacked by Somali Pirates

It was in a middle of storm so visibility was poor as we climbed on board


We heardd the crash of rapid gun-fire and we knew the Pirates had run out of patience

I quickly emptied most of the magazine of my Heckler Koch into the skinny bodies of 3 of the bad guys

That was when i saw a face we had seen in many secret dossiers, Sarah Aideed Bin Sulimani a.k.a Captain Jaki Siparo,

the most notorious buccaneer cum smuggler. She was a most beautiful amazon but with a black heart.

Shee was coming from below deck with a shiny machete, wiping the blood off it with her sleeves


"Who brings a knife to a gunfight', i asked myself as i aimed at her

I pressed the trigger, once, twice and all i heard was a feeble "PHUUT", "PHUUT".

The smile on my face disappeared pronto! The gun had JAMMED!

Our eyes met and her facial expression could be best described thus : "You are my dinner, tonight"

She started runnning towards me...or trying to because the deck was slippery... there were just 10 steps to cover

10, 9, 8, 7,6 steps..... i had quickly disassembled the magazine and was trying to shake water out of it, trying not to panic


3,2 steps..... and she lunged with her machete raised very high. Destination : my neck, specifically my jugular

1 step...

The waves crashed and she was catapulted into my arms, our lips crushed together and we did this....

https://66.media.tumblr.com/4f9ea416a65eed9c7e731bfdc3d575de/tumblr_pq577riW3V1x1u99ao1_500.gif

Na so. Good one tho

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Op

Abeyjide:
bank that renew my card without my consent and sent it to jigawa state I left over a decade ago. asking me to request another one that the former charges is gone. gtb = arm robber.

You must have missed their message requiring to specify where you want to collect it

Op.

excel101:
You are not yet ready for life after your first degree. Just keep waiting and forming a super hero until a disguised or Hijab wearing Boko Haram guy come visiting with a dagger.

Lol

Booking

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