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Family › Re: My Wife Slept With Another Man, What Should I Do? by Larryfest(m): 12:03pm On Dec 16, 2015
U shud pet her and buy her a car probably pay for a romantic get away for her n d oda man cos u luv her rite?tel her 2keep up d gud work ok u just startd digin ur grave....Nonsense!
Politics › Re: Dokpesi Shielded In Detention To Avert Assault By Inmates by Larryfest(m): 8:19am On Dec 16, 2015
Lol,just yestaday i made mention of him eating d proverbial 'prison beans' n some tot i ws refering 2an actual meal well dis is a portion of d prision beans for u HIGH CHIEF Dokepsi pls enjoy it while its still HOT!!
Career › Re: What Kind Of Christmas Gift Can One Give To His Boss Who Has Almost Everything? by Larryfest(m): 11:50pm On Dec 15, 2015
All dis eye service dey taya me atimes,u don buy gift for ur peeps at home first bfor u carry oga mata for head like government work?d guy already hs everytin so y botherd urself again,just a simple text msg wil do bt as for me o na resounding slap my oga gift dis xmas unless he pays me ontime
Sports › Re: FC Taraba Players Sleep In Front Of Govt House Over 11months Salary(Pics) by Larryfest(m): 9:21pm On Dec 15, 2015
Lol....dis tin just make me laugh i swear,at dis moment wer millions n billions ar being mentioned here n der some hard working guys ar sleeping on d floor waiting for der salary of ova 11months! Which way dis country dey go so ehn?
Politics › Re: I Got N100m From PDP, Not Yuguda – Odili by Larryfest(m): 9:03pm On Dec 15, 2015
Some pple just dey gt dis millions dat millions while d masses dey in complete n utter penury under d so called democratic govt....i tink its safe to save democracy as brought us notin but pain in dis country.
Politics › Re: $1.1b Fraud: British Judge Questions GEJ's Integrity, Stops Etete From Getting by Larryfest(m): 8:37pm On Dec 15, 2015
Na God save us for dis country cos if dat guy had won d election most nigerians wud av bin doing househelp job in Togo or even Benin republic,he was ready to sell d whole country completely
Politics › Re: Dokpesi, Unable To Meet N400 Million Bail Condition, Spends Night In Kuje Prison by Larryfest(m): 2:13pm On Dec 15, 2015
Eyepencil:
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Lolz... You think say if that man enter prison say him go suffer? Levels dey for prison bro. Which prison warden wey no go want treat chief well?

Let me tell you, the man will still be feeding well more than 80 per cent of nigerians. grin grin grin
I knw bro bt notin can be compared 2freedom which in his case will b confined n restricted hence d term 'prison beans'...
Politics › Re: Tension In Kaduna As Police And Shii'tes Clash by Larryfest(m): 1:36pm On Dec 15, 2015
And here some pple ar saying dis guys ar peaceful pple exactly wats peaceful abt dem? NA killed alot of dem because dey ar peaceful?cos i dnt understand hw dey wunt do anything yet d army boys will kill as many as dat nt one nt two wen we aint at war or somtin..d head of d army is a muslim. a northerner so hw easy is it for him 2open fire on his kindred if truly dey didnt attack him exactly hw!
Politics › Re: Dokpesi, Unable To Meet N400 Million Bail Condition, Spends Night In Kuje Prison by Larryfest(m): 1:20pm On Dec 15, 2015
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Correct guy wa gbayi!!! The money till dey jare, he no just want part with for now noni!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Abi na,make him go enjoy prison beans small...him follow spend d money so make him do d time too
Business › Re: I Want To Go Into Keke Napep Business, Please I Need Some Guidelines by Larryfest(m): 1:10pm On Dec 15, 2015
Seriously its gud tinking bt it depends on wer u ar n wer d keke will be operating cos dos tins aint built for bad roads atal n worst is if u give it 2someone who cnt maintain it vry well am nt sure it will last long atal dat aside sef d money can gt u a small car for d same purpose which will by far last longer dan d keke..
Politics › Re: Dokpesi, Unable To Meet N400 Million Bail Condition, Spends Night In Kuje Prison by Larryfest(m): 12:54pm On Dec 15, 2015
Him don spend all d money finish nw nw?abi na just delay tactics just 2show he isnt guilty as charged...smh
Crime › Re: DPO That Killed A Subsidy Protester Jailed 10 Years (photo) by Larryfest(m): 7:07am On Dec 15, 2015
Op make we see d face of d yeye Dpo naa...na one afta d oda God go dey fry der balls wit hot oil...
Romance › Re: Please How can i stop Masturbation? by Larryfest(m): 5:54am On Dec 15, 2015
Bro ders no solution u cn find frm all dis pple here,av bin reading most of d comments some saying u shud cut it off,gt a girl u cn av sex wit regularly, odas ar leaning towards d way of religion d tin is 80% of d peeps here do it both boys n girls might nt b as bad or long as urs bt dey do it so nobody is holy as dey claim..and for d ones saying ders guilt after doing it ask dem if der isnt guilt after dey av sex wit der patner who dey aint married to,some even av up to 5 or more patners n here dey ar dispensing advice! either its gud or bad i dnt knw bt all i knw is it startd one day n its sure going 2end one also so if i wer u i wudnt give myself HBP ova it as long as it isnt giving u a life threatenin health probs cos eventually its gona end one day.lol... dey say pray 2God ova it den i ask who gave u d penis in d first place??
Christianity Etc › Jesus Or Yahushua.....which Is Actually The Real Name Of Our Saviour? by Larryfest(op): 10:14am On Dec 13, 2015
Seriously i don't know what to make of this,if some can actually prove that Yahushua is the real name of the saviour and not Jesus as we all have come to know it then in whose name have we beee praying and getting our answers from! I hope the spiritually inclined peeps in here can help shed some light on this.
Politics › Re: Wambai: Sambo Received N20m From Dasuki Monthly - PM News by Larryfest(m): 10:08am On Dec 12, 2015
Times like dis is when i wud av luvd d military parol no too much probing n dragin just make dem refund d loot as dey rat each oda out n face firing squad....and for dose who dnt see anytin rong in all dis even when d bad guys ar actually admitting der role in dis u av got a serious fundamental problem.
TV/Movies › Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by Larryfest(m): 7:56pm On Dec 11, 2015
Lol....dats y i dnt fancy watching it dey refused 2evolve.
Christianity Etc › Re: COZA Member Reacts To Pastor's New Porsche by Larryfest(m): 6:29pm On Dec 11, 2015
I dnt knw y we all like 2blame d 'man of God' most times,aint dey entitled 2enjoy gud tins of life too me even if its at d expense of d members? i will rather blame d memebers who follow dem sheepishly all in d name of serving God wen actually dey ar serving man,as long as pple remain gullible pastors wil keep flyin jets even Christ rode a donkey nt a horse n definetly nt a chariot which hapns to b dis modern day porshe so who is really a man of God??
Travel › Re: Explosion Of Gas Truck In Ogun State Yesterday (Photos) by Larryfest(m): 5:35pm On Dec 11, 2015
DollyParton1:
And they say Amosun is rebuilding Ogun state's roads.
Rebuilding my sexy black aśś!!!
He isnt doing shit in dat area atal d roads ar death traps...God rili ws wit us in d arear lastnite excpts for broken legs n minor injuries 2some peeps notin fatal
Politics › Re: Dokpesi: PDP Youths Protest In Front Of High Court Abuja, Demand His Release by Larryfest(m): 8:57pm On Dec 10, 2015
Dem no get job wonder how much of d loot he shared wit them...jobless polictical youths
Family › Re: I Have Never Seen The Full unclothedness Of My Husband, Is This Right? by Larryfest(m): 8:48pm On Dec 10, 2015
Probably he is a lycanthrope,nah am just kidding... bt anyhw u ar screwd!
Crime › Re: Man Swallows $115,000 At The Murtula Muhammed Airpot by Larryfest(m): 11:40am On Dec 09, 2015
Dis is a big lie abeg hw possible is it 2swallow alot of paper like dat abi na magic him use? D highest denomination of a dollar is 1million which is nt in circulation for d public which leaves d 1k note so hw can he swallow 115,000 of it!
Christianity Etc › Re: Will He Come During This Advent? by Larryfest(m): 8:16pm On Dec 08, 2015
Naturally for me i dnt dabble into religious arguements cos i blive it predates every human understanding 4gt wats written in d holy books n watnots even d first man created cnt say dis is how d world came 2b,be it either tru divine creation or d big bang theory no one knws and as for d coming bak i rili cnt say anytin abt dat till someone tells me where d oda religions who dnt bliv dis ar supossed to go..hell right? Even God wudnt wnt dat.
Crime › Re: Thief Caught With 85 Master Keys In Ondo State (Photos) by Larryfest(m): 2:37pm On Dec 08, 2015
One of dos keys gat open hell for am soon..
Politics › Re: Picture Of Police Holding Handbag For Sokoto State First Lady by Larryfest(m): 6:51am On Dec 07, 2015
Lol no be today dis tins start na,i ws working in JEG daughter's house 2yrs ago some days bfor her traditional marriage in bayelsa u need to see ur so called sss carrying madam Patience bag n fones like der life depended on it nt young men o old men,i ws on d ladder fixing d cotton wen d old sss man came 2my side n said 'o boy u go lift d cotton if mummy wan pass o' evn while she ws stil seated n chatin wit her cabal n had no intention of leaving yet..i just told d man 'oga make she reach here first' he just lookd at me n smiled away cos he understood d sarcasm.
Jokes Etc › Re: Is This The Right Thing To Say When This Question Is Asked During An Interview? by Larryfest(m): 8:45am On Dec 06, 2015
Na to just show am d way out of d office remain
Fashion › Re: These Photos Of A 7-year-old Nigerian Model Have Got Everyone Talking by Larryfest(m): 10:42am On Dec 05, 2015
Its a big shame for some of us here dat actually supports or see no rong in dis mata she is 7 for God sake,is dis wat all kids ar to learn frm plus if u av a daughter of her age is dis hw u wnt d world 2look at her?
Travel › Re: Burnt Buses At Forte-oil Tanker Ojuelegba Accident Scene (photos) by Larryfest(m): 10:16am On Dec 05, 2015
God av mercy
Crime › Re: Man To Die By Hanging Over N14,570 Robbery by Larryfest(m): 7:44am On Dec 04, 2015
Lol dis is a joke rite?...or wen did stealing 14k plus become a capital one offence. Na wa for dis stupid country sef billions stolen ar bein probed thousands ar bein hanged.... smh
Phones › Re: What Do You Think About People Who Use A 'tablet' As A Phone? by Larryfest(m): 1:41pm On Dec 03, 2015
Its totally wrong abeg i just laugh weneva i see peeps placing on der ear even on d road tablets aint meant 2b used as primary fones even oyinbos dnt use it dat way u either find it in der backpack or at home bt den again dis is naija tins ar done in d rong way n anytin is possible
Romance › Re: How Often Should A Guy Change His Boxers? by Larryfest(m): 6:46am On Dec 02, 2015
For a guy i tink once daily is pretty much ok bt for some guys here claiming dey do change 3times a day dats a big lie,wen u aint menstrating or sometin evn some gals who claim dey change ders 5 or 10times a day ar just being cute abt it... all na social media yanga and u wil be suprised at d level of hygiene of some of dis 'fine babes'

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