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Mynd_44: This post is so gay.......I don't have to be a gay to love you, Mynd. |
Mynd_44: You sound desperate dude/sis. I might be able to help. Is th assignment not supposed to come with some literature books to use?Mynd is such a Samaritan. How I love you so ![]() |
SON: Dad, who is an i-diot? DAD: Listen to me carefully, son. An i-diot is someone, it could be a man, woman, boy or girl, who explains things in such ways that they become so complicated and full of so much gibberish that the poor listener do not understand anything he's saying because if he had spoken in clearer and shorter terms the listener would have understood him better. Do you understand? SON: No. |
Where have you been, Madam Deola? |
~vicky~:Don't tell me you're Yoruban. |
~vicky~:That's good to know. Has one bitten you before? |
~vicky~:I should keep my dog away. |
~vicky~:I should keep my dog away. |
~vicky~:Bless you. ![]() |
~vicky~:Thanks, buddy. Vanneni: No you will offer it today. Now sef! Oya I'm waiting. ~vicky~:***Grimacing and fearfully opening my eyelid*** Now, spit. |
~vicky~:He's Yorigbusa ![]() |
~vicky~:Where's the Season I? I should begin therefrom. |
I'm having fun! ![]() |
~vicky~:Greatly mistaken. |
~vicky~:And, who is that? |
Vanneni: But I'm telling the truth, nothing but the truth.You make it sound as if you're in a court of law. Anyway, if you say it's the truth, then the truth it is. I'll offer my eye the next time we meet. ![]() |
Vanneni: It's true.The fact that you speak those languages doesn't make you from their tribes, Vanne. |
Vanneni: I'm Hausa/Yoruba/Igala/Idoma/CalabarNow, that's a lie. |
Vanneni: Wrong again. oya bring your eye.Okay, before I endure that saliva, can you tell me your tribe? |
Vanneni: you're wrongOkay, if I'm wrong again. I'll allow you to spit in my right eye. You're IGBO. |
CHAPTER ONE: Okay, now we're introduced to Dan Brown's hero of Angels and Demons and The Da Vinci Code, Professor Robert Ebele Langdon. Reading this chapter, I learnt the history behind why ties (neckties or bow-ties) are so popular among office workers. I don't really fancy one, though. Ties make me look like a penguin. Langdon is being summoned by his mentor, Mr. Peter Solomon. I think something fishy is behind this sudden call. I just hope nothing bad has happened to Solomon, and Langdon isn't sticking his symbolic neck in a symbolic hornet's cave. |
Vanneni: No be only red Indians, na brown Indians.Lol! With this temper of yours, I think I'm wrong. You're from the North, I suppose. |
Damex333: i cant start explainin 2 u now,just go and read d tri paternal child that creature sud be at d front. mynd u knw i lyk ameabor,so i will tell ha if there is sumtin in return.Under what genre does Tri-Paternal Son fall? |
Mynd_44:Nice sets of denture. |
Maybe I can get some names here for my characters. |
jiraiyas: She ȋ̝̊̅ƨ jst joking man ,let Đa̶̲̥̅̊τ funny lady b joor "vodka"make senseI just apologised, didn't I? |
Mynd_44: Me? What did I do?You gave me a weird sobriquet. |
PROLOGUE: Now, what kind of secret society have her members drink wine from the craater of a skull? It is evident that the initiate is really a bad man. And U.S.A is such a country with so many lots of secrets. Imaggine having such a secret society being located a few blocks from the White House. Keeping my thumbs crossed. |
cdamsel: no kidding,ll check u out 1 of dis days,I'm out 4 now,larry just got on my nerves,lemme chill wit my vodka.ttyl dearOkay, I'm sorry if I seemed to have struck a cord. Mynd caused it. |
Vanneni:Red Indians ![]() |
cdamsel: I do hope u know I wasn't referring 2 u ohh?mynd understands wat I'm taking about,don't take it personal abegAlright. It's good you explained better. I easily take umbrage from such expressions. |
Mynd_44: It might be an insult but it is trueDon't you guys have innuendos in your dictionaries? |
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