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Your god is responsible for everything, including the devil.
What a fantastic god!!!
Lucifer the fallen angel disobeyed your god and is still alive and well.
While you 'the children of god' die everyday.
Praise ya lord!!!

Mu he he he he he

Damn right!
I don't love Nigeria.
I left! Even God coming down will not take me back to such a hell-hole!!!!
Good Ridddddddance!!!

Hmmmm!!!!
Who are these pipo?

It is only natural to be aggressive or passionate in the heat of discussions.
Especially when encountering degenerate cyber low-lives that need a good cussing-out!
Nigerians are not capable of having healthy discourses without insults, so you CUSS 'em out gooooood if they try themselves!!!

Take no hostages I say!!!!

Gosh! Less than one hour to close! Yipppppeee!!!!

Damn!
Some ugly MODA-FOKAS I swear!!!!

Story-story?
STOOOOORY!!!

The talk-talk continues!
Chop and go!!!!

Was he not voted Nairaland's person of 2011?
Still searching for a messiah?

Poor Nigeria!!!!

The curse of the black race!!!

It took 7 days to create the world, and it was ALL good!
God should not be h-angry at what he created ke!

Nobody has knowledge of God, if he exists.
Religions can only keep guessing and
making things up!

My marriage is not God's business.
I never begged him for a spouse or a child.
I got the myseif!
I can do without them too.

God was never married, I don't expect him to understand such things.

All TRUE!!!!

I could add more, but will watch the tide of the thread for now.

A meeting btw papa and my husband for an ALL-NIGHT heart-to-heart, man-to-man talk. My husband never told me what they discussed.
To this day! No wonder I am still loved and married.
The women are NEVER told what was discussed, and divorces are NEVER an option.

It is a family tradition.

I think I was sold!!!!

I lovvvvvvittttt!!!!

Mu he he he he he he

Meheeeeeen.
Is HELL faya not better than reading these? 
See torture!!! 
What a drrrrrrrag!!!

I am soooooo sorrry for 'whatsover' would share that bed.

Hmmmm!!!! So this is what you will be doing on top of corpses you plan to victimize with all these?

What a GOSH!!!

If are Jesus Christ, I'd sure like to nail that your azzze to a railroad track for sure!!!!

Gosh! Where is Hitler when I need him so?

OLAADEGBU:
Preaching the gospel is a job, the pyramid guys learnt their trade from Christians who preach the gospel to win souls for Christ.

Are you an h-enemy of God or a friend?

How do I not practise what I preach, can you enlighten us?

Win souls for Christ ke? A whole Almighty?
Then what the heck is HIS job?
To be going about visitin virgins immaculately?
You are a nuisance to the world at large with your "solicitation" for converts!
I hope you keep those your 419-chain mails to your fellow Sharia Christians?
God has not done anything to me o!
I mind my bizz and he sure minds his!
No, we are not friends. I don't know him.
Don't care to either!

Image123:
LaSINoh, you're not yet in prison? Hahaha, good of you, abi na good for you.

I escaped. From "Religion"!!!! 
Christianity to be exact!
And you African Psychos who call yourselves "Christians"!!!

Ignorance, fear and psychosis mainly cause terrorist behaviors.

Threat to life, property or freedom and many more.
Real or imagined.

For example, gay people are terrorized.
Pro-choicers are terrorized.
Blacks are terrorized.
Women and children are terrorized.

There is also cyber terrorism even for people you do not know and have never met.

Religion is a tool that can be used to unleash terror.

harakiri:
Eat raw beans,sip raw melon juice,smoke bitter leaf and choke to death! ! !

Gbam!

Thatdave:
The worst advise a human ever given to another human is

the one given to Job by his wife -

"Curse God and Die!"

And that is what you have just done!

So, who is afraid to die?
Did you see me praying against untimely death?
Your God is not being cussed.
I am just telling you about your 'prophesy' that came and went o!
Why don't you let "God" fight his own battles huh? Are you speaking for "God"?

mkmyers45:
what crap, what were you blessed with? Madness? so everything goes for you right? and nothing is a sin abi?

ArQueBusieR:
Loony, and belongs in a loony bin.

agubata111:
It wld be unfortunate if u r one of those atheist who believe that a very complex being such as u can come into existence in such an orderly manner without the mastermind of a higher being with a higher intelligence.

The truth is always a bitter pill to swallow. Learn to use your brains instead of thinking with your arzzzes.

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moderattor:
@lasinoh
i have a hundred videos you have to watch.
A thousand documented miracles, recorded before, during and after.
A hundred and one damn accurate and verified by CNN prophesies.
I will just show you some.
You will realise how miserable your life has been without God all the way.
Look at some
www.youtube.com/scoantv

please if you dont believe the first watch the second.

If the devil wants to destroy you, he will first make you believe that there's no God, and curse God with your own mouth, so no one will come to your aid when the frying starts.

Oh dia! No one doubts that your 'God' exists for sure in your sick mind. . . what we can't all agree to is what kind of "GOD" it is. One of perpertual sorrow and anger. . . in is own image and likeness for sure!!!!

With people like you around this your God-forsaken world and the kingdoms never come beyond, who needs Satan?
MODA-F? This one you can never convert with those your useless scriptures so move on down the road. Or should I quote your Satanic Verses again? Olodo!!!

My life can never be more miserable than that of your Jesus or what you chose choose to call 'it'. . . I did not get nailed to the cross my by beloved peeps honey. Even if I do. . . You lord has taken the first prize in history. Back to your Satanic verses.

stepo707:
Dont be too sure! The battle just began.He sure will loose the battle and will be bounded for a 1000years.cheers

Good. So far the winner is Satan. You and I will not live to see 1000years.
Jeers!

You don lose!
You don lose!
You don lose!

Still on the subject.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-152728.0.html

wirinet:
[b]In Genesis, after God was said to have created the world in seven days, although the terms days were not defined because the 24hr day was accepted much later by astronomers, also the first day of the bible was without sunrise and sunset ( the sun was not created yet). So after creation God put Adam in Eden, he then realised he was lonely, so he created a helper, the woman ( i hope you women realize you are helpers).

So after all said and done, God then told Adam that they can eat of all the trees except the one in the centre of the garden, and the day he eats it he will surely die.
Now the talking serpent (snake) came and told Eve, that God saying they would die is a Lie and that if they eat the fruit they would not die but that their eyes would be opened, and they would know the difference between good and evil. (that means up till this point they were robotic morons)


But when Adam and Eve eat the fruit, they did not die, but instead had their eyes opened, and immediately realised that they had been Unclad all along.

Now God did not realize what had happened until Adam and Eve hid themselves and God Knew they are wiser now and no morons anymore.

In anger God spewed out punishment to them, and God even expressed the fear, that the man he newly created is almost becoming like him and that if he should eat of the fruit of life, then man would be equal to God in every way. So God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden to prevent them from eating of the fruit of Life.

Now the question is Did the serpent tell a lie to Eve? What would have happen to man had they not eaten the fruit? how were they meant to conceive or was the world created initially for only Adam and Eve? Would we have had sciences, Arts, computers, without the knowledge acquired from the fruit?

I need answers[/b]

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No. . .YOUR God lied to Eve.
For he planted the Serpent there to tempt her.
What a wicked God!

[size=20pt]Now God did not realize what had happened until Adam and Eve hid themselves [/size] and God Knew they are wiser now and no morons anymore.

Omnipotent turned omniIgnorant?
Keep confessing your stoopidity.
I am loving it o!

[size=20pt]In anger God spewed out punishment to them, and God even expressed the fear, that the man he newly created is almost becoming like him and that if he should eat of the fruit of life,[/size] then man would be equal to God in every way. [size=20pt]So God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden to prevent them from eating of the fruit of Life.[/size]

What 'NaMa' of God is Jesus. . .? Hallelujah!!!!

This kain 'God' o!!!! I nefa see YOUR kind o!!!! This kain 'God' o. . .blessed be YOUR holy name!!!!

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Father, I ask You to bless my friends, relatives and those that I care deeply for, who are reading this right now.  Show them a new revelation of Your love and power.  Holy Spirit, I ask You to minister to their spirit at this very moment.  Where there is pain, give them Your peace and mercy. Where there is self-doubt, release a renewed confidence through Your grace.  Where there is need, I ask you to fulfill their needs.  Bless their homes, families, finances, their goings and their comings. Amen.

(If the Lord lays upon your heart to send this to more than four "4" people, you are truly blessed)

You are the 'jobless' one. You can do your damn 'pyramid' business yourself. I am blessed with or without your ponsi scheme.

You need to start praying for your h-enemies too sweerie. . . before you are nailed to the cross to make mouth like one Gaddafi shouting 'Eloi Eloi' in front of a dane gun!

Now, practice what you preach. . .
It sure looks good on paper.
The beauty of religion. . .do as I say and not as I do.
Praise THY lord. . .OZONGO ZINGO. . .praise thy lord!!!!

Mu che che che che che che che

A sinner is someone your God blessed with 'free-will' and becomes subject to punitive measures for excercizing such a concept from the same 'God'! A helpless victim from a Sadistic "God" who loves to be flattered and 'stroked' for attention.

Who cares?
Satan has more converts and keeps winning the battle everyday amongst the so-called "Christians"!
Ho-ha!!!

Na so we see am o.
The multiplication of imbeci.les.
Thank God for abortion, a naturaly contraceptive.

Uyi Iredia:
No wahala.

Love is by force & is not by force. Any one you choose. You can love someone & keep quiet, or you can love someone & express that love.

If Satan told you he & Jesus are brothers, what would be your reaction ?

Hear me: Asking for signs & wonders makes you as silly as the Christians you claim to be better than. Any supernatural act that becomes the norm is made natural by default. A supernatural thing can always be explained in strictly materialistic terms. Note that.

Did you see God's pr*ck ? How aren't you sure God is a transsexual.

As my people say, Ise !

Please, say NO to drugs. . .expecially first thing in the morning.
You are really 'dafter' than I thought.
If your OMNI-IMPOTENT God had a prick. . . Holy Ghoat would not have phocked his wife for him for an only begotten son abi?
There shall be no "BARREN" in the house of your lord you know?
Say no to drugs abeg you!