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Politics / Re: Wike Not Just FCT Minister, But My Adviser – Tinubu by laskab(f): 2:38am On Sep 15, 2023
Until some people are sued before they have sense. What are your proof that the president, BolaTinubu is a drug baron and leader of mafia gang?

Were your ears or eyes closed at the Presidential election petition court judgement?

Some Nigerians are now aware of opposition party de-marketing such as these cheap unproven libel now and I feel that we should allow the president to work rather than distract him with opposition cheap popularity strategies.


ideynl1:
Tinubu is a drug baron and a leader of mafia gang.

Tinubu is a cocaine sniffer and a certificate forger.

Thank you for listening
Education / Re: Help For Projects, and Assignments by laskab(f): 2:52pm On Jun 28, 2023
Financial Tips (low income)

The tips below might motivate you or help someone around you in this fuel subsidy removal period.

i. Adopt public transport: subsidy removal makes petrol & maintenance cost of personal cars higher. Though public transport is stressful but public transport might save you some money. For instance, to fill a tank now cost around #35,000 & this might last for between 3 days to one week depending on your car model or car fuel consumption. #35,000 can take you 2-3weeks depending on your workplace (for public transport). These finance difference in public & private transport cost is a lot of money. However, these transport differences can be channelled elsewhere.

ii. If you have spent 8years in your current work place, request for higher pay. Please, only request if your service is indispensable & you are valued by your boss. Some boss might adopt sack as a strategy to cut cost if you don't ask diplomatically.

iii. Buy foodstuff for your kids from wholesale store: children don't understand recession or negative effect of subsidy & their cry can expose your financial challenges. However, buying from wholesale store save you some money compared to other shops/store.

iv. Find alternative weekend jobs: professional accountants can take teaching of ICAN/ACCA students as an alternative source of income. However, negotiate for a substantial wage to avoid spending your savings on transport.

v. Avoid debts or loans: using loans as a means of living is very bad. After consumption, your eye go clear. In addition, interest on loans makes life more difficult and add extra pressure on your finance.

vi. Avoid these online loan sharks like Lapo, Fairmoney: their interest & repayment periods would suffocate you financially and emotionally. Also, their loans kills business. However, even if you need loans for business expansion, is advisable you lend from banks with lower interest/flexible payment plan.

vii. Do business: find a business to do. Business is the only way to create wealth for your children. Salary is for daily living. #1million monthly salary does not guarantee you wealth. A business of #500,000 6 years ago is now worth around #3million to start today. This is due to inflation or time value of money. So think about the multiplier effects of business & start one today. And if you are in business already, sustain it.

viii. Reduce outside pressure on your finance. Everyone have peculiar outflows. E.g some people, na anything in skirt. Some people, na joint. Some people, na travels. Some people, na home waste. Pray about it, work on it to assist your children.

ix. if you have spent 9years or 10years in your current establishment (I.e place of work) & you find life hard or unpleasant. What do I mean? (E.g) No car, weekly borrowing to feed, or depending on family to feed among others. Please, find another job because time wait for no one.

x. Develop yourself: posterity will ask you what you did with your time as a young man/woman. However, remember that having necessary skills/ additional certificates prepares you for opportunities. Who knows? Luck may find you someday. I have seen people who got big opportunities because they had the necessary skills/required certificates. Try to be the next.

xi. Be diligent in your work: diligence keep poverty away from you. Whatever your job is, do it well. Your diligence will speak for you & work for you soon. Also, learn from the masters on the job & train yourself to become an authority/expert.

Happy Sallah.


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Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Victory: AIT Broadcaster Ijeoma Osamor Testifies For Peter Obi by laskab(f): 11:34pm On Jun 16, 2023
Can you prove it? Please prove it if you sincerely believe in the return of Christ? Thanks
SangoOlukosoOba:


Do you believe in the return of Christ?

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Politics / Re: DSS Files Terrorism Charges Against Emefiele by laskab(f): 9:47pm On Jun 10, 2023
The question is what is the role of NFIU to CBN? As a CBN Governor, intelligence is required. He should have been silent rather than utter this statement walahi.
Then how about the messed up economy ? Flawed naira design policy? Is he not aware of the implications?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Colombia Plane Crash: Four Children Found Alive In Amazon After 40 Days by laskab(f): 9:24pm On Jun 10, 2023
The Bible says 'I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy' This is deep. The word of God cannot be broken.

Astra101:


You mean Chinese, Indians and people of other race scream your Jesus when in danger? Abeg use your sense when next you comment even if your brain is suffering from fatigue
Foreign Affairs / Re: Colombia Plane Crash: Four Children Found Alive In Amazon After 40 Days by laskab(f): 9:18pm On Jun 10, 2023
'The Amazon is one of Earth's last refuges for jaguars, harpy eagles, and pink river dolphins, and it is home to sloths, black spider monkeys, and poison dart frogs. It contains one in 10 known species on Earth, 40,000 plant species, 3,000 freshwater fish species, and more than 370 types of reptiles' (Worldwildlife.org).

Firstly, no harm from plane crash that killed the strong. Secondly, no attack from wild animals. Thirdly, they were found alive.
Wow! These children are wonder o. And this imply that Guiding angels exist o.
Imagine! This is strange. Hallelujah!

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Education / Re: Help For Projects, and Assignments by laskab(f): 12:47am On May 20, 2023
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Education / Re: Help For Projects, and Assignments by laskab(f): 6:30pm On May 11, 2023
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Education / Re: All 2020/2021 Final Year Students Thread by laskab(f): 5:04am On May 08, 2023
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Me: I am just about to start 500level Computer Science ATBU before the ASUU strike and Corona Virus pandemic
Education / Re: Help For Projects, and Assignments by laskab(f): 5:02am On May 08, 2023
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Education / Re: Help For Projects, and Assignments by laskab(f): 5:36am On May 07, 2023
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Education / Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by laskab(f): 5:35am On May 07, 2023
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VIPICO:
Any students of the National Open University of Nigeria here? Let's meet and exchange experiences

SEE : NOUN PAST QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Education / Re: T hisGlobe.com Nigeria Universities in pictures check for all by laskab(f): 5:33am On May 07, 2023
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Education / Re: Miracle Anele, Rivers University SUG President & His Bodyguard (Photos) by laskab(f): 5:33am On May 07, 2023
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Education / Re: All 2020/2021 Final Year Students Thread by laskab(f): 5:31am On May 07, 2023
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GideonG:
Hi guys it's apparent that resuming back to school is nigh

Let's meet our current final year students from all across Naija.

Please tell us your institution, discipline and the level you are in your final year (Started already, about to start or just about to graduate?) Also level of study, 400 or 500 level

Me: I am just about to start 500level Computer Science ATBU before the ASUU strike and Corona Virus pandemic
Education / Re: Help For Projects, and Assignments by laskab(f): 5:29am On May 07, 2023
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Politics / Re: David Hundeyin's Take On Seyi Tinubu's $11M UK Property- Offers More Insight. by laskab(f): 3:54am On May 05, 2023
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Pinkybae:
Our legendary journalist David Hundeyin didn't do this investigation but he offers background story of the shady transaction.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYuKx0h-4X4
Business / Re: Kwara POS Operator Lavishes N280m Received In Error by laskab(f): 3:50am On May 05, 2023
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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by laskab(f): 3:45am On May 05, 2023
Technical ways to pass an exam:
1) Set a target for each Course

2) Set a Timetable for each Course

3) Adhere to reading a Course per day

4) Avoid negative words that could impair achievement of set targets for each Course

5) 1 and 1/2 months to exam, try and make a note. I mean write the note offhand or attempt to answer likely exam questions in your head

6) Dedicate more time to Courses that you find uninterested in or dedicate more time to reading likely tough subjects

7) During exam, reduce error & learn to communicate well

cool Please note that A in all Courses is very possible. Also, kindly believe in yourself before and during exams


9) Don't forget to contact 09071092256 for your fast, affordable and quality student projects or assignments. We are not scammers neither are we fake.

God bless you











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I officially welcome everyone to another season of Punting.

Y'all remain blessed!

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Education / Re: Help For Projects, and Assignments by laskab(f): 3:31am On May 05, 2023
Technical ways to pass an exam:
1) Set a target for each Course

2) Set a Timetable for each Course

3) Adhere to reading a Course per day

4) Avoid negative words that could impair achievement of set targets for each Course

5) 1 and 1/2 months to exam, try and make a note. I mean write the note offhand or attempt to answer likely exam questions in your head

6) Dedicate more time to Courses that you find uninterested in or dedicate more time to reading likely tough subjects

7) During exam, reduce error & learn to communicate well

cool Please note that A in all Courses is very possible. Also, kindly believe in yourself before and during exams


9) Don't forget to contact 09071092256 for your fast, affordable and quality student projects or assignments. We are not scammers neither are we fake.

God bless you




laskab:
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Reliability and efficiency is our motto.

Quality referencing is one of our qualities.

Plagiarism of almost zero % is our feat.

Simplicity of assignments is what we do consistently.

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Education / Re: Help For Projects, and Assignments by laskab(f): 6:03am On May 04, 2023
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Education / Help For Projects, and Assignments by laskab(f): 7:44pm On May 03, 2023
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Celebrities / Re: Davido Meets His Lookalike At Obi Cubana’s Birthday Party by laskab(f): 2:23pm On Apr 17, 2023
This fake Davido don chop money with real Davido looks o.
Politics / Re: Prof Osunbor: No Place In Constitution That Says You Must Score 25% In FCT by laskab(f): 7:18am On Apr 15, 2023
Walahi, you are on point. The question is also that why are the 'Obidients' only probing States Jagaban won? Why are they not talking about Kano where they lost? If you have been to Kano, you will know that there are Christians & many tribes living or working in the State. Isn't it corruption to misinterprete law in other to favour a person?
This is simple English o & is unfortunate that such misinterpretation of simple English is causing complexities for some Nigerian lawyers.
No wonder countries like UK insist that we must pass English test like IELTS despite speaking English.

infogeneral:
“Simply put, the 36 States and the FCT go together. It is disingenuous to argue otherwise". The constitution is very straightforward but some mischievous people are trying to be clever by half. Suddenly they forgot that the conjunction 'and' also means including e.g The money is for Mr A and B. The conjunction and has included Mr B in the sharing of the money.

It's so unfortunate that the high level of dishonesty in this country is so high that even people who should know the road are part of those who are leading people to the wrong destination. If the constitution has confered such arbitrary power on the FCT to determine the winner, shouldn't that be a cause for worry for any right thinking Nigerian? Because with that, there can never be a free and fair election in the Country. All the politicians need when elections are approaching is to everything possible to dominate the FCT including mobilizing thier supporters to transfer thier polling units to Abuja and cast their votes there since the FCT would have been a battle ground.

I urge all Nigerians to remove thier emotional blindfolds and speak the truth at all time whether or not it aligns with their feelings. Only the truth can set us free as a nation.
Politics / Re: Prof Osunbor: No Place In Constitution That Says You Must Score 25% In FCT by laskab(f): 7:04am On Apr 15, 2023
'section 133 of the 1999 Constitution states that to be declared winner, the candidate must score at least 25% in “two – thirds of the 36 States of the Federation and the capital Territory'.
This implies that Fct is added to the states a winner of the presidential election should have had at least 25% of 2/3 votes.

I am curious why some lawyers are misinterpreting simple english. Fct is like a state. Isn't it?
Then why should a winner score 25% in only Fct.

There should be an independent body to probe lawyers misterpreting simple English. Very soon, UK or other countries may also question the integrity of Nigerian lawyers just like Nigerian medical professionals in the UK.
Politics / Re: Worldwide Google Searches For Bola Tinubu Went 200% Times Higher- UberFacts by laskab(f): 8:22am On Apr 14, 2023
How can you tag the President-elect of Nigeria as a disgrace? Na your unknown father be disgrace because he wasted money in training a useless person like you.
Doesn't this publication inform you & others that Tinubu is a big brand. Dull person
LagosFirstSon:
Good name is better than riches

Tinubu don caste globally

He's a monumental disgrace and a big embarrassment to Nigeria

Business / Re: CBN To Grab Unclaimed Funds In Banks, Dormant Account Balances by laskab(f): 8:15am On Apr 14, 2023
Why not call the Next of kin to bring proof of relationship with the owners of dormant account. Bankers go cash out o.
Politics / Re: Federal Gov’t Denies Bailing Peter Obi Out Of Detention In UK by laskab(f): 7:48am On Apr 14, 2023
This implies that nobody is white as Snow as somepeople portrayed PO to be.
burp18:
Only criminals get detained and harrassed for no reason. Why was Obi detained and if he is within his rights, why is he not pressing charges against the UK immigration?
Career / Re: Yoghurt Seller Shares Humble Beginning, Wows Many With Transformation (video) by laskab(f): 7:43am On Apr 14, 2023
Your English no clear o. Abi u be Chinese or from underworld?
MrBroke:


Dey decieve yourself with false motivation when the truth is obvious. What are the odds that the money he bought that car with (that is, if it ain't someone else's car) is from Yoghurt Business, Bet9ja, or Lets say he got employed in an oil company grin and now what are the odds that the money is from Fraud(yahoo), Ritual.

If this was a betting ticket, which option you 4 select.

Personally i believe if you work legit, hard and smart with great determination backed with a brilliant idea, you will definitely get the bag.
But the odds on this one is low so nigga don't fool yourself that he won who wants to be a millionaire or he invented a tech platform cause deep down you know that is a lie. grin
Career / Re: Yoghurt Seller Shares Humble Beginning, Wows Many With Transformation (video) by laskab(f): 7:39am On Apr 14, 2023
He should do well by sponsoring or assisting the poor sellers whom he left behind.

Whether na Yahoo or other unconstitutional work, he should use the money well.
Romance / Re: Viral Wedding Picture That Got People Talking. by laskab(f): 7:43pm On Apr 12, 2023
Congratulations oga & madam wedder.
People should keep talking o. Na saliva full their mouth.
Health / Re: What Are The Side Effects Of Penis Enlargement, My Babe Is Complaining Of My Siz by laskab(f): 7:38pm On Apr 12, 2023
If you like do Penis enlargement that will make your P to be longer than Niger river, she go still collect P from other men.
Question her loyalty & body count straightaway.

Gaggii:
Please advice, if you have done penis enlargement before, or if you know anyone that has done it.

Is there any side effects?

My babe is complaining seriously about my penis size.

Am considering enlarging it, but I want to be sure of the side effects.

There some annoying sounds I here when having fun with her, she says is because my dick is small.

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