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Romance / Re: Was She Really A True Virgin? by latogng: 4:07pm On Dec 23, 2010
@OP 1.pls if i may ask where you seeing her frequently (within the 1 week) after the show down
2.Where dere some funny moves on the first day of the intimacy and was it at your place or hers?
It could be someheavy duty guy who was standing by took the Job from where you stopped but dont rule out the possiblity of her being extremely wet totally(even though slim).If you cant answer this questions now dont panic,Just still stick around, it wount take take too long to know if she is a LovePeddler(Trust your Instincts),
Romance / Re: D Cute Girls On Nl Dont Always Post Dia Emails: Only D Atutu Does by latogng: 11:58am On Dec 23, 2010
Must all d grils who reads the post replies, he be like say girls sef dey look for xmas magas,
Romance / D Cute Girls On Nl Dont Always Post Dia Emails: Only D Atutu Does by latogng: 11:36am On Dec 23, 2010
no disrespect folks, but I kinda like some cute girls on nairaland but to my surprise they dont post dia emails or sort, but mehn d Atutus!! dem dey post email join with the phone numbers prolly call back if you try to beep them, Do I mention names?I gat eye for a particular girl on NL I hope she replies, today may be my Lucky day,
Family / Re: Man Impregnates Own Daughter by latogng: 11:30am On Dec 23, 2010
This is d face of d randy shameless father, Imagine him going into arguements with his daughter that he only slept with her 6times while the daughter insisted it is 8times they had sex, The stupid old fool should be fed to the animals in the zoo,he aint worth to be among humans, why him no buy soap or use omo to jerk off if the thing dey hollam,

Romance / Re: Give Up Your Girlfriend To An Ex-lover For N10million.would You Accept The Offer by latogng: 4:11pm On Dec 22, 2010
Omo people harsh o, but even if he had not given you or you turn down the offer, dont you think he would still have your lady after all, he better make man no loose on the 2 sides,
Romance / Give Up Your Girlfriend To An Ex-lover For N10million.would You Accept The Offer by latogng: 3:18pm On Dec 22, 2010
Give up your girlfriend to an Ex-lover for N10million, Would you accept the offer?As for me its not a bad idea, am not really directing it the ladies cuz many would give us up for lesser amount, whats your take?
Computers / Sites Not Opening From Office: 4shared,facebook And So On by latogng: 9:11am On Dec 21, 2010
Anyone with how i can access some blocked websites,I have been using some unblocking sites before now but even the unblocking sites now doesnt go again.especially facebook,download resource sites, but to my surprise 9jago site opened and i was able to get some softwares there,
Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by latogng: 8:38am On Dec 21, 2010
Anybody with ideas on how I can resolve my yahoo messenger installation.I did system restore at a time and I discovered d messenger is gone and every time i try re-installing,The program just doesnt run, am running on Windows 7 OS.

NB:1.The program has aswell uninstalled from programs.
2.I have tried to check if its firewalll settings that is blocking me.
Computers / Yahoo Messenger Issues After System Restore: Windows 7 by latogng: 8:35am On Dec 21, 2010
Anybody with ideas on how I can resolve my yahoo messenger installation.I did system restore at a time and I discovered d messenger is gone and every time i tried re-installing,The program just doesnt run, am running on Windows 7 OS.

NB:1.The program has aswell uninstalled from programs.
2.I have tried to check if its firewallled settings that is blocking me.
Romance / Re: Trouble From My Boss Wife And Daughter by latogng: 3:37pm On Dec 20, 2010
dis is what too much of home video does to your head,
Celebrities / Re: Denrele’s Shocking New Eyes by latogng: 1:32pm On Dec 15, 2010
is dis guy maddd,abi what  is dis attention seeking by force,
Family / Dead Man In Mortuary Impregnates Woman by latogng: 10:41am On Nov 30, 2010
Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman
November 11, 2010 by Dead Serious News · Leave a Comment


The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.” A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.

According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes. A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam. Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified. Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.

In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.

TV/Movies / Re: Brazil Seeks Nigeria's Help In Movie Making. by latogng: 1:52pm On Nov 25, 2010
The problem with naija Movie indutries is not even with the artist themselves for me i think bunch of the faults lies with the producers and Directors, cuz artist doesnt dictate how a storyline should go, So really averagely the artist are not doing bad we just have bunch of directors that Sucks with annoying stories,
Politics / Re: Ibori's Wife Sentenced To 5 Years In Prison by latogng: 3:43pm On Nov 23, 2010
Only 5??anyway wetin we wan talk sef, If only it was in Nigeria,am sure it would have been 5hrs in prison.
Politics / Re: Atiku 'Humbled' By Choice As Northern Consensus Candidate by latogng: 3:21pm On Nov 23, 2010
I donno wah is dis pupu's problem, Nigerians are tired of same ol THIEFS ripping us off,
Romance / Re: Should I sleep with Her? by latogng: 2:38pm On Jul 12, 2010
Just some poor,desolate chick dat need ur help and u r waiting for nairalanders to advice you, B4 I Close my eyes open make you get to work,
Sports / Re: World Cup Awards 2010 by latogng: 2:13pm On Jul 12, 2010
Golden boot ko', Golden shirt ni, Da murtherf*cker should be Hanged,
Computers / Re: Huawei USB Modem Unlocker - Download Here! by latogng: 12:04pm On Jul 12, 2010
Pls anyone in d house should assist on how I can go about using other lines on my Etisalat Modem, your response would be highly appreciated, Etisalat can be pretty f*cked around here,
Computers / Re: Customized Pharmacy, Supermarket, Restaurant Control Software by latogng: 8:50am On Jul 09, 2010
Pls can u explain wht the POS software does and how u plan to synchronise that to a network, !!?
Music/Radio / Re: Kelly Hansome Presents 'P.i.m p My Room' Show by latogng: 8:41am On Jul 09, 2010
I hope dis dude aint Pimpin his babes room in gratitude, *Shakes head*Naija,

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