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@OP 1.pls if i may ask where you seeing her frequently (within the 1 week) after the show down
2.Where dere some funny moves on the first day of the intimacy and was it at your place or hers?
It could be someheavy duty guy who was standing by took the Job from where you stopped but dont rule out the possiblity of her being extremely wet totally(even though slim).If you cant answer this questions now dont panic,Just still stick around, it wount take take too long to know if she is a LovePeddler(Trust your Instincts),

Must all d grils who reads the post replies, he be like say girls sef dey look for xmas magas,

no disrespect folks, but I kinda like some cute girls on nairaland but to my surprise they dont post dia emails or sort, but mehn d Atutus!! dem dey post email join with the phone numbers prolly call back if you try to beep them, Do I mention names?I gat eye for a particular girl on NL I hope she replies, today may be my Lucky day,

This is d face of d randy shameless father, Imagine him going into arguements with his daughter that he only slept with her 6times while the daughter insisted it is 8times they had sex, The stupid old fool should be fed to the animals in the zoo,he aint worth to be among humans, why him no buy soap or use omo to jerk off if the thing dey hollam,

Omo people harsh o, but even if he had not given you or you turn down the offer, dont you think he would still have your lady after all, he better make man no loose on the 2 sides,

Give up your girlfriend to an Ex-lover for N10million, Would you accept the offer?As for me its not a bad idea, am not really directing it the ladies cuz many would give us up for lesser amount, whats your take?

Anyone with how i can access some blocked websites,I have been using some unblocking sites before now but even the unblocking sites now doesnt go again.especially facebook,download resource sites, but to my surprise 9jago site opened and i was able to get some softwares there,

Anybody with ideas on how I can resolve my yahoo messenger installation.I did system restore at a time and I discovered d messenger is gone and every time i try re-installing,The program just doesnt run, am running on Windows 7 OS.

NB:1.The program has aswell uninstalled from programs.
2.I have tried to check if its firewalll settings that is blocking me.

Anybody with ideas on how I can resolve my yahoo messenger installation.I did system restore at a time and I discovered d messenger is gone and every time i tried re-installing,The program just doesnt run, am running on Windows 7 OS.

NB:1.The program has aswell uninstalled from programs.
2.I have tried to check if its firewallled settings that is blocking me.

dis is what too much of home video does to your head,

is dis guy maddd,abi what  is dis attention seeking by force,

Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman
November 11, 2010 by Dead Serious News · Leave a Comment


The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.” A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.

According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes. A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam. Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified. Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.

In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.

The problem with naija Movie indutries is not even with the artist themselves for me i think bunch of the faults lies with the producers and Directors, cuz artist doesnt dictate how a storyline should go, So really averagely the artist are not doing bad we just have bunch of directors that Sucks with annoying stories,

Only 5??anyway wetin we wan talk sef, If only it was in Nigeria,am sure it would have been 5hrs in prison.

I donno wah is dis pupu's problem, Nigerians are tired of same ol THIEFS ripping us off,

Just some poor,desolate chick dat need ur help and u r waiting for nairalanders to advice you, B4 I Close my eyes open make you get to work,

Golden boot ko', Golden shirt ni, Da murtherf*cker should be Hanged,

Pls can u explain wht the POS software does and how u plan to synchronise that to a network, !!?

I hope dis dude aint Pimpin his babes room in gratitude, *Shakes head*Naija,