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Politics › Re: 'this Is An Igbo Wedding, We Do Not Want A Yoruba Band Here’ - Tochukwu Ezukanma by laudate: 1:41am On Sep 30, 2017
Probz:
Your gene pool could do with a touch of chlorine laudate. Praise the Lord you're not married.
Probz:
You know you'll never be the man your mama is.

Politics › Re: 'this Is An Igbo Wedding, We Do Not Want A Yoruba Band Here’ - Tochukwu Ezukanma by laudate: 1:32am On Sep 30, 2017
Probz:
Such a waste of those 9 months of your mum's life. That's what happens when defective wankk sperm meets the egg.

Politics › Re: 'this Is An Igbo Wedding, We Do Not Want A Yoruba Band Here’ - Tochukwu Ezukanma by laudate: 1:26am On Sep 30, 2017
Probz:
Stalking accusations now. Lool.

Christ you're a hollow little cunt.

Politics › Re: 'this Is An Igbo Wedding, We Do Not Want A Yoruba Band Here’ - Tochukwu Ezukanma by laudate:
Probz:
Laudate's Probz's hebephrenia partially manifests as a lack of ability to initiative independent volitional activity in spontaneous writing (a manifestation of the deep-seated devastation and impoverishment of his emotional life). That's why he relies on token gifs and memes instead of words.

The guy's seriously not normal. Let's all do all-night fire on the mountain prayer and fasting for the deranged dirty old perv.

Politics › Re: 'this Is An Igbo Wedding, We Do Not Want A Yoruba Band Here’ - Tochukwu Ezukanma by laudate:
Probz:
A middle-aged man who's wasted a good decade on Nairaland posting anti-IGBO vitriol and having sex with his own sister has a more pathetic life than anyone else on here.
Probz:
No one here's IPOB. Is that what you label anyone who dares to speak out about your blatant Igbophobic tendencies?

Continue with your maka ginihuh!!! shocked shocked shocked and hehehe, you dey mind am? shocked cheesy stock phrases that are the hallmark of any good armchair poster. Your hardcore and irrational Igbophobia's for show to any casual observer.

What do you even stand to gain with all your trolling sef?

Politics › Re: 'this Is An Igbo Wedding, We Do Not Want A Yoruba Band Here’ - Tochukwu Ezukanma by laudate:
ProWalker:
So what is the big deal in being an igbo hater?
Are you not a yoruba hater?
You hate yoruba, yoruba hates you with passion.
Nonsense
You dey mind am? shocked Forget that girl and her fellow IPOB clowns on this thread. They hate everybody, not just your Yoruba people. Each time they are jobless, they look for those they can use for their cheap attention-seeking thrills. They come up with all sorts of funny labels, like "Igbo hater," "ethnic jingoist" etc., as if someone would dash them an award or a medal, for the number of fake epithets they are able to pin on others. mtcheew.....
Politics › Re: 'this Is An Igbo Wedding, We Do Not Want A Yoruba Band Here’ - Tochukwu Ezukanma by laudate:
Probz:
He's a hebephrenic schizophrenic in the midst of an exacerbation. God knows how he's able to type coherently. The excessive use of smilies is the external manifestation of incongruous, silly giggling.
Ngokafor:
Your Englishooo cheesy...but you are right...I honestly dont think he is normal.
Probz:
Lool. The guy bu onye ala in other words.

And no he's not normal cha cha.

Politics › Re: 'this Is An Igbo Wedding, We Do Not Want A Yoruba Band Here’ - Tochukwu Ezukanma by laudate:
BabaRamota1980:
Gaddem! Gaaaddem!! See English... undecided

Come here, I need your picture.
Put your @ss on IPOB MOST WANTED LIST.
You are leaving on the next python episode. Freeak!

Keep ya a$$ still.....
Una no go take laugh kill person for here.... grin The clown you quoted follows me around on every thread, seeking attention. If I fail to notice him for one day, his market would not sell.

https://25.media.tumblr.com/8d3483f447039b3f91fc20323809a086/tumblr_mh5ejxGd8M1s29e76o1_500.gif
Politics › Re: 'this Is An Igbo Wedding, We Do Not Want A Yoruba Band Here’ - Tochukwu Ezukanma by laudate:
Ngokafor:
Hallucinations with a healthy dose of harmful delusions and paranoia seems to be your problem...Get well soon.
Thank you for telling us the correct medical terminology for the condition that you have been suffering from. I wish you speedy recovery.

Webmasters › Re: Why Is My Traffic Droping by laudate: 3:37pm On Sep 29, 2017
ScotFree:
1. Lack of quality content
2. Plagiarism
Exactly!
Webmasters › Re: Why Is My Traffic Droping by laudate: 3:36pm On Sep 29, 2017
Eddymaria:
Please webmasters, I need help.

My friends traffic suddenly drops.

Before now he was having average 8k page views daily but now he cant even make upto 900, what could be the cause.
Have you checked your content? If the content on your website sucks, no one would come to your site.
Properties › Re: Alternative Building Technology And Its Application To Nigerian Architecture by laudate: 2:57pm On Sep 29, 2017
obua:
A 3 bedroom of approx 115 sqm will cost between N7 and N9m. If you have a plan we can give you exact price
The difference in cost between your 3 bedroom building and a conventional 3 bedroom built with mortar and bricks is very little, if we go by the prices given here.
Business To Business › Re: Transporting Livestock From The North To The South-south And South-east by laudate: 2:50pm On Sep 29, 2017
Tgen:
Please, does anyone know a means or trucks through which i can transfer cows and goats from Kano state or Niger state down to Rivers state and Imo state. In need of this service on a regular base.
Have you though of transporting them by rail to the SE?
Business To Business › Re: CNG Conversion Kits by laudate: 2:47pm On Sep 29, 2017
Benedict47:
All Compressed natural gas(CNG) kits available including Regulator, mixer etc used for converting your car, folk lift etc. from petrol to gas (dual). for sale at afordable price, interested call 08065225693
And where will you get the CNG from? If you convert a generator or forklift to CNG how will you refuel it?
Politics › Re: Restructuring Is For Yorubas And Northerners Alone. by laudate:
7lives:
They wore strange clothes and wandered about in confusion.
Northern Nigeria Igbos, "we believed in one Nigeria "
South East Governors " we need Igbo presidency and restructuring ".
IPOB " it's Biafra or death ".
Ohaneze we want second Niger bridge and more federal roads, seaport and international airport ".
South East politicians " we need more federal juicy contracts and appointments "
Igbos in Lagos " we develop Lagos, we are 70% of Lagos MAKE Igbo man the Governor of Lagos. ".
9ja for life Igbos " who Biafra epp? ".
@OP which one of these groups are we to take serious?.
Now you have started confusing me! undecided
Properties › Re: 10 Units Of Five Bedroom Terrace Duplex For Sale In Abuja by laudate: 1:53pm On Sep 29, 2017
No price? No pictures of the property? No info on the title deeds?
Properties › Re: The (ongoing) Massive (red Brick) Construction Project In Kwara Sate by laudate: 1:45pm On Sep 29, 2017
Godspikin, this is very unlike you. I do hope all is well with you. You opened this thread only to abandon it, when it was beginning to get interesting. Pls come back and provide updates to the readers and kindly offer answers to their queries, too.
Politics › Re: Apc Governor Bello - Blast Kogi State Workers As They Beg For Food by laudate: 11:30pm On Sep 28, 2017
yarimo:
YAHAYA BELLO please keep the good work you are doing for the people of kogi state, don't let DINO MELAYE the dubious senator and other enemy of progress to distract you abeg.
What are you saying? shocked Yahaya Bello has done nothing for the people of Kogi State, except to impoverish them, yet he keeps beating his cheat and swaggering around the place as if he is some kind of emperor. Abeg, they should impeach this guy as quickly as possible. Bello & Melaye are disreputable birds of the same ungodly feather! angry

SLIDEwaxie:
Kogi, benue and Bayelsa matter shldnt be discussed again on nairaland.

Those ones no be State, na curselands!
I don talk am before, say those places need serious deliverance prayers. Na only dem waka come? Haba! sad
Politics › Re: Quit Notice: Kaduna Govt Obtains Bench Warrant Against Northern Youths by laudate: 10:17pm On Sep 28, 2017
Doyin2:
Godwin Isenyo, Kaduna

The Kaduna State Government on Thursday said it has obtained a bench warrant from the court to arrest members of the Coalition of Northern Youths that gave October 1, 2017 as deadline for Ndigbo in the north to quit or be forced out of the region.

This was despite the withdrawal of the quit notice by the group.

A coalition of Northern groups, including the Arewa Youth Consultative Forum led by Shettima Yerima had, in July, given all Igbo resident in the 19 Northern states a three-month ultimatum to quit or be forced out after the expiration of the October 1, 2017 deadline.

They also asked all Northerners resident in the southeast to be prepared to return home (north).

Kaduna State Governor, Nasir el-Rufai, had earlier ordered the arrest of the principal signatories to the ‘Kaduna Declaration.’

The declaration was jointly signed by Nastura Ashir Sharif (Arewa Citizens Action for Change); Amb. ShettimaYerima (Arewa Youth Consultative Forum); Aminu Adam (Arewa Youth Development Foundation); Alfred Solomon (Arewa Students Forum); Abdul-Azeez Suleiman (Northern Emancipation Network) and Joshua Viashman (Northern Youth Vanguard).

However, on Thursday, the state government said it had obtained a bench warrant from court to arrest the those that issued the quit notice.

Addressing a press conference at the Sir Kashim Ibrahim Government House, Kaduna, el-Rufai’s Senior Special Assistant on Media and Publicity, Mr. Samuel Aruwan, assured residents that they had nothing to fear, no matter what their ancestry is.

He said the assurance was given by the Kaduna State Government, which commended all residents and communities in the state for their contributions to peace and harmony.

The government, he added, informed residents that law enforcement and security agencies are taking necessary action to prevent any threat to peace.

Aruwan said the state government was steadfast about enforcing the law and in keeping the peace, disclosing that the government had taken further actions in relation to persons who, he said, “carpet-bagged into Kaduna to threaten the liberty of other citizens.”

“The government has obtained bench warrants for their arrest, after filing a formal criminal complaint,” Aruwan said.

He added, “The Kaduna State Government notes with commendation the efforts of the residents of our diverse state to uphold peace in their communities.

“The government and the security agencies are working to prevent any threat to this cherished harmony.

“Vigorous security patrols will continue as part of concrete action to reassure residents and demonstrate that bad behaviour is unwelcome and will not be tolerated.

“When some elements barged into our state capital to deliver an illegal ultimatum to a section of our community, the government condemned it and ordered the arrest of those concerned.

“The Kaduna State Government followed up with a formal criminal complaint to the police, and has obtained a bench warrant against them. Therefore, anybody that sights them or is aware of their location should proudly discharge the civic duty of informing the police.

“The criminal complaint specifies the sections of the recently updated Penal Code Law of Kaduna State, 2017 that were violated by those that issued the illegal ultimatum.

These include:

1. Inciting Disturbance:​​ Section 78

2. Disturbing Public Peace: ​​Section 77

3. Injurious Falsehood: ​​Section 373

4. Unlawful Assembly: ​​Section 66

5. Criminal Conspiracy: ​​Section 59

“The formal criminal complaint and the bench warrant secured on 8th August 2017 provides a basis to investigate, apprehend and ultimately prosecute the suspects.

“Accordingly, a competent court has directed the Commissioner of Police, Kaduna State Command, to act on the criminal complaint.

“The Kaduna State Government considers this a most important matter of law enforcement, and will not relent on the matter.

“Anybody contemplating unlawful action should know that such will invite vigorous law-enforcement response.

“The Kaduna State Government is persuaded that a law-governed society should always signal that sanctions will follow illegal behaviour. This is in the interest of justice, peace and harmony.

“All residents of Kaduna State are enjoined to go about their lawful business, uphold and respect their neighbours and report any suspicious activity or person.

“Nobody has the power to evict another citizen or to tell them where they can or cannot live.”


http://punchng.com/breaking-quit-notice-kaduna-govt-obtains-bench-warrant-against-northern-youths/
Where are those IPOB members? shocked Let them come and read this one. Even vicadex07 too, should come & hear about this turn of events. By the power of God, life will continue as usual after October 1st.
Politics › Re: This Is The Perfect Opportunity To Achieve Biafra: Why Is Kanu Unusually Quiet? by laudate: 9:38pm On Sep 28, 2017
vicadex07:
few more days before the October 1st declaration...

Igbos should be prepared not to be caught unawares... grin
Calm down! cheesy Nothing bad will happen on October 1st. Life will go on as usual. undecided Northern leaders & governors have prevailed on the Arewa youths, and their quit notice has been withdrawn...and discarded!
Politics › Re: 'this Is An Igbo Wedding, We Do Not Want A Yoruba Band Here’ - Tochukwu Ezukanma by laudate:
TimeMod1:
I guess the newest logic in town is "Everyone hates the Igbos"... Quel Dommage!
I no know say you sef see am!! shocked She is always so quick to play the victim card. undecided And she is always ready to twist any anti-IPOB remark you make to debunk those many IPOBian-made lies, by claiming it is evidence that one hates Igbos.
Politics › Re: 'this Is An Igbo Wedding, We Do Not Want A Yoruba Band Here’ - Tochukwu Ezukanma by laudate: 9:15pm On Sep 28, 2017
Ngozi123:
You've already 'wasted' enough time typing out hate-filled rants to me and looking for images with pseudo-philosophical quotes because you can't actually be inventive enough to think of something unique to say undecided. Quel dommage!
Nah! I leave the hate-filled comments to you & your IPOB crew. sad Now, I suggest you see a doctor to cure you of this unhealthy obsession you have with me. And it is good to see that you got the message expressed in the memes attached to my posts. undecided Let us hope you are smart enough to remember them.... Adios!

Politics › Re: 'this Is An Igbo Wedding, We Do Not Want A Yoruba Band Here’ - Tochukwu Ezukanma by laudate: 7:09pm On Sep 28, 2017
Ngozi123:
Lol. I've been entirely relaxed this whole time, hence my very short replies. You were the one claiming that Igbos on the Nairaland politics section don't view you as an Igbo hater so I wanted to give you some evidence to prove otherwise. Isn't that what you wanted? huh
Why should I waste my time proving anything to you? shocked Aren't you the one who made the assertions? He who asserts, must prove. sad And so far, you have failed to do so. You just enjoy expending your energy following me around on NL. May God deliver you from your obsession with me. cool
Properties › Re: Old Widow Gets A New Bungalow As Gift In Abia (Photos) by laudate: 7:05pm On Sep 28, 2017
Oluwamuyeewa:
God will bless the dude

We shouldn’t forget the widows everytime we’re exhibiting acts of kindness,they’re suffering emotionally sad
Amen, o! But where are the woman's children?
Politics › Re: 'this Is An Igbo Wedding, We Do Not Want A Yoruba Band Here’ - Tochukwu Ezukanma by laudate: 6:46pm On Sep 28, 2017
Ngozi123:
Lol... why are you so angry? huh

Like I said, let the next 5 (verified) Igbo posters come and state whether they believe that your are an Igbo hater or not- you can even make it 10 if you're concerned about bias.
How can I ever get angry, over the fallacious claims of a jester like you? cheesy I only asked why you are calling for back-up, on this thread? Are you unable to continue responding to me on your own? You are so obsessed with me and doing your best to label me as something I am not. Honestly, this is getting too ridiculous for words! grin It is fascinating to see you exerting so much energy on me. wink
Politics › Re: 'this Is An Igbo Wedding, We Do Not Want A Yoruba Band Here’ - Tochukwu Ezukanma by laudate: 6:32pm On Sep 28, 2017
Ngozi123:
Okay. Let's see what the next 5 (verified) Igbo posters who come onto this thread have to say then.
Oh, you mentioned the names of your IPOB crew because you wanted them to come in here to support your twisted assertions? cheesy Now, why am I not surprised? huh

Ngozi123:
Okay. Let's see what the next 5 (verified) Igbo posters who come onto this thread have to say then.

Edit: Ngokafor is this poster an Igbo hater? Yes or no?

Also, most of the people I mentioned are not IPOB members so what are you talking about? huh
Chai!! You tell too many lies, biko. Don't you ever get tired? shocked Who told you they are not IPOB members?? huh You couldn't reply to my comments on your own, so you had to call for back-up? Hehehe.... your obsession with me is unparalleled. Get well soon....

Politics › Re: 'this Is An Igbo Wedding, We Do Not Want A Yoruba Band Here’ - Tochukwu Ezukanma by laudate: 6:27pm On Sep 28, 2017
Ngozi123:
Yawn... don't you ever get tired of pretending to like a people that you clearly hate? huh I couldn't imagine doing that- it would be so draining undecided. Obi1kenobi has said it. Pazienza has said it. Cumbak63 has said it. Amarabae has said it. Hammer63 has said it. Plus most Igbo posters here can see it. You are an Igbo hater. Pure and simple. Stop denying it; the truth will set you free.
Oh, because those 5 rabid IPOB members you listed (excluding Obi1kenobi) have decided to toe the same line of falsehood, you believe it means they are right? Hehehehe.... I laugh in Greek! cheesy NL has over 1,886,450 members - so why should I be bothered about the wrong opinions of 5 people (or should I say 6 people), including yourself? shocked Honestly, you should have taken up comedy as a profession.... it would have suited you better! You are just a twisted hate-filled liar - admit the truth, and it shall set you free! wink
Politics › Re: 'this Is An Igbo Wedding, We Do Not Want A Yoruba Band Here’ - Tochukwu Ezukanma by laudate: 6:13pm On Sep 28, 2017
Ngozi123:
Lmao. Now that you've been fully exposed, you're trying to flip the script. Tbf, I'd honestly do the same if I were in your shoes- try to discredit the accuser. Anyway, if the likes of Obi1kenobi can see your Igbo hatred then it's highly likely that all of the other Igbo posters on this section see it too undecided. Quel dommage!
Flip which script? huh Hehehe..... you have clearly lost it. cheesy I know you are still hurt because I exposed the lies of your hate-filled IPOB crew and cut down their hate-filled rhetoric. Ndo. Get well soon. Like your alternate egotistic pal QueenofNepal/Kathmandu, you chaps enjoy stalking me all over NL, and attributing false claims to me. It gives you some kind of high, doesn't it? shocked Sorry to spoil your fun, but am not buying whatever you are selling. And your attempts to use Obi1kenobi to validate your twisted hateful position, does not cut any ice with me. undecided

Politics › Re: 'this Is An Igbo Wedding, We Do Not Want A Yoruba Band Here’ - Tochukwu Ezukanma by laudate:
Ngozi123:
Yawn... this entire rant could have been condensed into one simple sentence: "I'm an Igbo-hater but (for some reason) I'm too afraid to admit it so I'll keep denying it to make myself feel better." At least be honest with yourself undecided.

Lol, you're anti-IPOB and not anti-Igbo yet one of the biggest IPOB haters in Obi1kenobi has even acknowledged your Igbo-hating ways cheesy. I'm glad that it was him who called you out. Quel dommage!
Ngozi123:
Yes, I admire IPOB and I've never denied this fact. However, I am not and have never been a member of IPOB.

Can't be bothered to read the rest of your rant as it'll likely be you falling into your usual tactics: denying that you're an Igbo hater (which you clearly are), insulting IPOB and other dissenting Igbos who call you out on your hatred for Ndigbo and some pseudo-philosophical balderdash. Quel dommage!
Oh, you are now trying to rope Obi1kenobi into this, ba? shocked Hehehehe..... your pathetic attempt to clutch at straws and enlist him into your hate-filled games will fail. He merely asked a question, and I responded to him. You are well-known on this board for inventing falsehood. undecided You are the dishonest one, who secretly keeps trying to twist other people's words to fit your own warped perspective. Being anti-IPOB is not equivalent to being anti-Igbo, as there are several Igbo people that do not support IPOB and its tactics. Do I have to say this to you in your native dialect, before you can understand it? huh Your twisted attempt to label me as something I am not, has been duly observed, and I am sorry to inform you, that it has failed tragically, as usual. You are just upset because I insulted IPOB? You never see anything. As long as they keep up their hate-filled rhetoric and venomous attacks, I shall keep debunking their lies. I still have so much more for you to be mad at.

Now for the umpteenth time, kindly take your miserable self out of my mentions.

Politics › Re: 'this Is An Igbo Wedding, We Do Not Want A Yoruba Band Here’ - Tochukwu Ezukanma by laudate:
Ngozi123:
Instead of obsessing about Igbo people, maybe you should face your Nupe and Igala people? undecided I can admire IPOB because at least they want and are striving for the success of their people whereas people like you are too busy concerning yourselves with issues that should not concern you to think of improving your own peoples' lives undecided. Quel dommage!
Your lies will be your undoing. sad You had earlier claimed you were not a member of IPOB. Now, you are here saying that you admire them. undecided Hehehe.... one day you will openly confess your membership ID number of the proscribed group known as IPOB. Is it because they have fallen from grace that you are now denying your association with them? shocked

As for obsessing about your Igbo ethnic group, it appears you are not seeing things clearly. sad It is actually the other way round. Each time I debunk the hate-filled rhetoric of your IPOB crew, they turn round to start dogging my footsteps, in order to take further potshots at me with the hope of getting me worked up. And they always fail. Why? huh Because I always ensure that I give them back a taste of their own medicine. angry Abi, na who be mumu? If this is what you mean by obsession with the Igbo ethnic group, then you are seriously deluded. Like I said before: "you and your hateful crew always try to twist it to mean that anyone who is against IPOB, is also anti-Igbo, which is not true." Now, please take your deluded, brainwashed cranium out of mentions. Or is that too much to ask?

Politics › Re: 'this Is An Igbo Wedding, We Do Not Want A Yoruba Band Here’ - Tochukwu Ezukanma by laudate: 5:43pm On Sep 28, 2017
Ngozi123:
Didn't I tell you before that the majority of Igbo posters who have frequented the politics section for at least 3 months or so knows that you are an Igbo-hater? huh You're finally seeing the fruits of your Igbo hating rhetoric that has been prevalent for as long as I've been on this site- probably longer undecided.
Hehehehe.... didn't you ask me at one time never to quote you again? cheesy So why did you wake up and suddenly decide to start making reference to my posts? Why did you suddenly start quoting and replying my comments? huh I have always called out your IPOB friends and debunked their fallacious hate-filled remarks. No apologies for that. And I will continue doing so. I guess that was what upset you and them, so much. Accept my condolences. sad Just for the record: I am anti-IPOB, not anti-Igbo. But you and your hateful crew always try to twist it to mean that anyone who is against IPOB, is also anti-Igbo which is not true. Now aunty, please buzz off my mentions and take your brainwashed cranium with you. Adios!

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