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PlainJAY:
A plate of fried beans coming up


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Koph:
Every Sunday NL pushes topics that are targeted at ridiculing Christian practises to front page and everyone jumps in to make all manner of comments. However on Fridays, the topics pushed to the FrontPage for Muslims promotes and propagates the faith, you can not even comment without swearing to an oath of allegiance to the Faith. Are NL moderators on a mission against the Christian Faith?
Let every True Child of God reflect on this before promoting or commenting on post such as this lest you join the enemies to pull down the church, yes the Church has its challenges but that is why Christian need to walk with the Lord to be conformed to his image.

TOMTOM15:
Guys see whatever you are doing in this life just make sure you are rich.

theunnamed:
One word for her




















OLOSHO!!!!

theunnamed:
One word for her

Cosigned cos that was some real sh*t u wrote their.


















OLOSHO!!!!

Explorers:
A 14-foot snake found behind a woman's house in Thailand is seen regurgitating a huge lizard it swallowed moments before being recovered by rescuers.

The snake is believed to be a Burmese python, and was found by home owner Uraiwan Seksuk, 44, in Mueang Samut Songkhram, Central Thailand.

Ms Seksuk was busy hanging laundry when she noticed the snake slithering underneath a broken motor in her backyard.

She immediately called rescuers to help catch the reptile, which weighs approximately 44 pounds.


Video shows officers Sawang Benchait and Samut Songkhram taking a hammer to the concrete in the woman's backyard, breaking away piece by piece to reveal the large snake hiding underneath.






http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5103493/14-foot-python-regurgitates-lizard-horrifying-footage.html
Lalasticlala

rekinomtla:
At least the parents were not treated like animals. Unlike in Albania, the first officially declared atheist nation. The atheist state would imprisoned and tortured anyone who had a name related to any religion. If your name was peter, you had to change it, or else you would be imprisoned, tortured and then killed. Changing your name of course wasn't enough to keep you alive, you had to renounce God and convert to atheism. If you refused, you would be executed.

Elose11:
Over to the traditional worshippers! Send the APC your restructuring demands!

toastedbread:
you'll carry yourself to the slaughter house to get chopped and screwed.
Don't go.
Don't go.
He'll bang you and leave you.

oluwabless1:
https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/59bf65c7ed1ec.jpg

The comedian shared the funny look via his Instagram page!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZJyhltgnly/?hl=en

Tolexander:
He go still reap the reward in tithe and offering multiple folds when his church is fully grounded in Sierra Leone.
Na awareness he go create to the Sierra Leoneans

SalamRushdie:
The end of his career has finally come .There is something about speaking up for gay people that God doesn't like like . For doubters ask your sled where series Empire is today after introducing too much gay content ?

MrPdtech:
Olosho!!! abeg someone should help me with that lilwayne's... you know what i mean

Dotwillis1:
they said wie shu ask dah wia exactly iz paini u

ojimbo:
Na them

ThatIgboBoy:
Nothing equates the love a mother has for her child.

NOTHING

izzou:


Before anybody starts attacking men, just ask yourself this simple question

Did my dad cheat on my mum?

If he didn't, then it's possible.

If he did, then it's possible too

SEOManiac:
Crap

laffwitmi:
#IStandWithBuhari

durubrian:
Oga, Abeg o, no vex.... Go answer DSS..



I'm a Christian and I'm totally against the killings, but what this 'man' did is wrong... Mr Suleiman, Christianity is totally against violence.... #weAreNotBokoHaram #WeAreNotFulaniHerdsmen

months:
ABEG NDIIGBO SHOULD AVOID THIS PROTEST, IT DOES NOT CONCERN US, MAKE WE SIDDON TAKE EYE DEY LOOK DEM.

Limitednow:
Source: http://www.socialtimesng.com/2017/01/igbo-stereotypes-nigerians-are-tired-of-hearing/

banjicom:
why! Why!! Why!!! The only question i keep asking is why.

Why are some men so heartless and stupid, why do they keep spoiling our names. Another good lady just turn bad.

banjicom:
why! Why!! Why!!! The only question i keep asking is why.

Why are some men so heartless and stupid, why do they keep spoiling our names. Another good lady just turn bad.

glowithdan:
Tinsel actor , Gideon Okeke , drew some flak during the week when he took to his social media page to say that veteran actor , Chiwetalu Agu should be sanctioned for his use of vulgar words in movies . He wrote , “ You know him as the wicked uncle in films, but I need to check the sanity of my ears and mind whenever he comes on screen … the measure of liberty this actor enjoys from directors and producers to improvise vulgarities in movies is not funny anymore … hiding behind the pretext that not all your audience understands Igbo language is no excuse to throw all decorum out of the window … this is a case for the Film and Video Censors Board …” However , after several attacks from his fans , Gideon deleted the post .
Sunday Scoop reached out to Agu for his reaction to the allegations levelled against him , and he said , “ Let him leave the censors board to do their job , or does he work with them? Anybody can say anything or come to whatever conclusion they please . The viewers would judge whether I use vulgar words in movies or not . People who watch movies are the ultimate judges. I do not even know who Gideon Okeke is; I do not think I have ever heard his name . If people like AMAA are talking to me about this , I would know how to react appropriately . But this is an individual I do not even know . He has his own style , and I have mine which has won me awards all over the continent and even beyond . ”
Speaking further , he said , “ This is the first time anyone will be accusing me of vulgarity . Others have been hailing me . What we do is satire; we are re-enacting what happens in the society. People I have encountered and those who have called me have been full of praise for me. It will also interest you to know that I am the highest award-winning actor in Africa . I have 47 awards to my name ; and the second person behind me has not even got up to 10 awards . Two years ago , I took two cows to church to celebrate and thank God for giving me the highest number of awards in Africa. Secondly, I have done 727 productions . It is a rare record in Africa . I am also the current holder of the Best Veteran Actor award which was given to me in Ohio, United States of America . People like Olu Jacobs and other time - tested Nollywood practitioners were nominated for that same award but I was chosen . My record is the best in all ramifications . I have spent about 35 years in the movie industry , and I am a big pillar of Nollywood. ”
He further said he is appreciated by leaders all over the world. “ Even former President Goodluck Jonathan confessed about three years ago that whenever he travels out of the country , foreign leaders ask after people like me , Jim Iyke , and Genevieve Nnaji . Because of that , he put N3 bn into Nollywood ’ s account , and asked the former Finance Minister , Ngozi Okonjo - Iweala to manage the funds for Nollywood. This fund is still open to Nollywood practitioners . It goes without saying that I am very big in Nollywood . I am a father , legend , and icon , ” he said .


http://punchng.com/dont-know-gideon-okeke-chiwetalu-agu/