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As his fufu and Egusi soup was almost ready for the dinner,a Lizard on the wall fell into the soup. He angrily searched through the soup and found the Lizard still alive. He held it in his hand and raised it.He licked all its body covered by the well prepared soup. After he has licked everything,he threw the Lizard away and said "naked you came into my soup and naked you shall go"

in another news, As his fufu and Egusi soup was almost ready for the dinner,a Lizard on the wall fell into the soup. He angrily searched through the soup and found the Lizard still alive. He held it in his hand and raised it.He licked all its body covered by the well prepared soup. After he has licked everything,he threw the Lizard away and said "naked you came into my soup and naked you shall go"

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all I learnt from the picture above, If your enemies throw a stone at u, just smile and throw back a flower at them... But, make sure u throw it with the pot.

Nigeria’s President Muhammadu Buhari
needs to address grievances in the Delta
region where militants have been
blowing up oil pipelines in a conflict that
has become a “major concern”, a senior
British official said on Saturday.
The swamps of the southern Delta have
been hit by a series of attacks on
pipelines and other oil and gas facilities
that have reduced Nigeria’s output by
300,000 barrels a day, closed a major
export port and two refineries.
Nigeria has moved in army
reinforcements to hunt the militants but
British Foreign Minister Philip
Hammond said Buhari needed to the
deal with the root causes because a
military confrontation could end in
“disaster”.
Crude sales from the Delta account for 70
percent of national income in Africa’s
biggest economy but residents, some of
whom sympathise with the militants,
have long complained of poverty.
“It’s obviously a major concern,”
Hammond told reporters on the sidelines
of a regional security conference in
Abuja when asked about the Delta
situation.
“The idea that your answer is by moving
big chunks of the Nigerian army to the
Delta simply doesn’t work,” he said,
adding that the army did not have the
capacity while fighting Boko Haram
jihadists in the north. “It won’t deal with
the underlying issues.”
“Buhari has got to show as a president
from the north that he is not ignoring
the Delta, that he is engaging with the
challenges in the Delta,” Hammond said.
Buhari is a Muslim from the north who
has not visited the Christian Delta since
taking office a year ago, something
highlighted by a militant group, the
Niger Delta Avengers, which has claimed
a string of attacks on pipelines.
The group has warned oil firms to leave
the region within two weeks and says it
is fighting for independence for the
Delta. It has said it wanted a greater
share of oil revenues and an end to oil
pollution, reports Reuters.
The attacks have driven Nigerian oil
output to near a 22-year low and, if the
violence escalates into another
insurgency, it could cripple output in a
country facing a growing economic
crisis.
Buhari, who has not commented about
not visiting the Delta, has extended a
multi-million dollar amnesty signed with
militants in 2009 but upset them by
ending generous pipeline protection
contracts. He also cut the amnesty budget
by around 70 percent, which partly
funds training for unemployed.
Meanwhile, Boko Haram jihadists are
likely to step up cooperation with Islamic
State should the latter extremist group
gain a stronger foothold in Libya, a
senior British official said on Saturday.
Boko Haram, which has been waging a
seven-year insurgency in northern
Nigeria, last year pledged loyalty to
Islamic State.
Little is known about the extent of
cooperation. But Western officials worry
that Islamic State’s growing presence in
North Africa and ties with Boko Haram
could herald a push south into the Sahel
region and create a springboard for
wider attacks.
Islamic State first seized parts of Syria
and Iraq but later built up a foothold in
Libya, exploiting a security vacuum.
“If we see Daesh establish a stronger
presence in Libya, that feels much more
to people here like a direct
communications route, that is likely to
step up the practical collaboration
between the two groups,” British Foreign
Minister Philip Hammond said at a
security conference in Nigeria.
He was referring to a derogatory name
of Islamic State.
On Friday, a senior U.S. official said
there were signs of Boko Haram fighters
going to Libya from Nigeria, crossing via
porous Sub-Saharan borders.
“The intent is clearly there, the evidence
of hard collaboration is still pretty
sketchy,” Hammond said about the
cooperation between the two groups.

newtelegraphonline.com/militant-attacks-address-niger-delta-grievances-uk-tells-buhari/

observing tinx

she be like, baby chop kiss

(sitting ontop cassava tree branch) I don't even know what to comment maybe I will comment when my wife makes me angry

the guy closer to ambode be like 'Yamaha boss stop bowing you're not here for ministerial work'

oh lord give to this camera man sense to function

(chewing Kola) blame buhaha, sorry I mean blame buhari

military also doing guessing, make the community people run fast oh, before then die

laugh out loud, Nigerians self making different jokes under one picture just to smile out there sorrows, especially in this current regime

The Confederation of African Football
(CAF) has slammed Nigeria with a fine
over two offences committed during an
AFCON qualifier against Egypt in
Kaduna in March.
CAF found Nigeria culpable of not
providing adequate security at the
Ahamdu Bello Stadium and the country
was also guilty of spectators over packed
at the same venue.

The Africa soccer ruling body on Monday
said Nigeria will be paying a $5,000
fine for the two offences; warning that
in case a similar incident occurs, further
sanctions will be applied
Recall that on March 29, the NFF, in
partnership with the Kaduna State
Government threw the gates to The
Ahmadu Bello Stadium in Kaduna thus
leading to over 50, 000 spectators
cramming into the 15, 000-capacity
stadium.

There were ugly scenes of fans clinging
to the flood lights, scoreboard and the
camera stands in the stadium.
Disappointingly, the game ended in a 1-1
draw with Mohammed Salah scoring a
late equaliser for the Pharaohs and
having failed to win the return leg in
Alexandria the hopes of a place at the
next Cup of Nations in Gabon for Nigeria
was effectively extinguished.


credits: newtelegraphonline.com/egypt-match-caf-fines-warns-nigeria/

and buhari jux signed the budget, which way my brother. am sure God will definitely see us through

when the guys brain liking unclad girls are knotless

the man that was scammed all because of porn video, his case has been filed in hell even angel no go fit beg God to forgive am

thank you scientist I will be outside to see the tiny object, meanwhile who scientific discovery Don epp

hypocrisy is when you allow Fulani herdsmen and suddenly want to destroy Niger delta avengers

hypocrisy is when you alone Fulani herdsmen and suddenly want to destroy Niger delta avengers

OK

iceberylin:
Calm down... Some of these aboki need to bleach

my brother must of Northerners really need to bleach

tell them

God is ruling Over Everything

this is too bad, nly in Nigeria will someone kill another person all bcoz of food, #100, change, hatred, anger

I don dey fear this country, even to Waka na zig zag

the girl be like he has been taken already

remember that Tiwa meet with lai Mohammed early this year, who knows if they have done lies transplantation

@op why

bros your case they for hell fire