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chai.... these has nothing to do with witch. it only occur when he has hormones which is the of the opposite sex. it can be corrected via surgery.

with the comments that I have reed so far, it simply means that open relationship is the worst thing that should happen to me. because it's just like visiting a prostitute.

in another news If with Corruption Dollar was 180 and without Corruption Dollar is now 400+ Brothers, Sisters, Bloggers, Imers and other Internet Gurus, you will agree with me that corruption is what we really need in this country***** #bring_back_corruption

even if they stole my laptop and Nokia Lumia last year. I won't pray for this kind of thing to happen to them. because God wants everyone to be in his kingdom that's he sent Jesus Christ to die for us. remember, 'love your neighbor as yourself'. am applying it as a human not as a preacher. take note.

mallamsk:
these are her numbers 08132249866 and 08108300921

shall....
she is not your class

smh..... op
receive sense IJN

the stove is sited on top of am iron gas cooker with a slightest mistake of water touching the gas cooker to the hand. the result is R. I. P

op leave her but before you do so send me her number

I support op. but We are living in a generation where people in love are free to touch each others' private parts but cannot touch each others' phones because they're private"!

i ask him how was ur nyt he responded,...as long as Di'ja neck'

i set trap 4 d rats in my house last night.
This
morning I saw a note beside it written ; “Oga, no try
this
nonsense again o...” I'm moving out!

I used data what 30,000naira but I paid for 7,500naira. the rest airtel dashed me.

hmm? Op I can't read such size of letters.
so kindly make it bold for me.😃

this one is strong

you guys dont allow me become the first to comment. So therefore i will PMB to probe fast commenters on nairaland.

I now use watermelon to charge phone, i even went as far as creating a hole in my neighbours fence.

I now use watermilon to charge phone, i even went as far as creating a hole in my neighbours fence.

The Difference Between You And Your Boss are necessarily meant to be (acertained/cared) looked into and today lets see the below list, i have got to tell every member of nairaland. OK lets go!


1. When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
2. When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
3. When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
4. When doing something without being told, you're
overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
5. When you take a stand, you're being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
6. When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being
rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
7. When you please your boss, you're arse-kissing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
8. When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
9. When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.
10 When you apply for leave, you must be going for an
interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's
overworked.

work towards it and be the best you ever dreamed/desired to be.

Falconey
everybody

The wife of Nigeria’s President-elect, Aisha Buhari, has stressed the need for legislation that will protect the girl child from early marriage and women from other vices.
Mrs Buhari was speaking on the side-line of the Global Women Conference held in Buenos Aires, Argentina, shortly after her presentation on the danger women and girl child contend with daily.
At the gathering, social inclusion and empowerment for women topped talks.
The wife of the President-elect, said global legislation remained the solution to most challenges facing women.
She also called for legislation against early marriage.
Women from Africa, Asia, Europe and the host continent, South America, came armed with expertise knowledge and the challenges women face across the world.
Mrs Hannatu Ngilari, Dr. Hajo Sani and Mariyya Zayyan, were part of the Nigerian delegation at the event.
They made their contributions at the conference.
Speaking to Channels Television on some of the consequences of social exclusion of women, Mrs Buhari pushed for legislation that would protect women and the girl child.
The Nigerian delegation and wives of governors at the Buenos Aires conference said they picked a few ideas that would enhance women empowerment scheme back home.
The global conference ended with a call on government and international organisations to increase the participation of women in decision making process.
source here

Very bad and boring story, meanwhile “The attack on foreigners in South Africa (xenophobia) is a miasma of a deprecate apotheosis of a hemorrhaging Pluto crack, cascading oozing into a malodorous excresense of mobocracy. With all termagant ossifying proclivities of a kakistocracy, our knowledge centura is enveloped in a paraphlegic crinkum crankum. Therefore, the lampooning is cest in deja vu, deja vu peret ologomabia”. Thank you!

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ABUJA — The Coordinating Minister for the Economy and Minister of Finance, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, said yesterday that despite the economic challenges the country is facing, the Jonathan administration is leaving some solid economic legacies for the incoming Buhari government.
Insisting that “the allegations that the economy is in ruins are absolutely untrue,” the minister warned those she claimed were running the economy down for political gains, saying there could be unintended consequences of loss of investor confidence in the Nigerian economy.
*Finance Minister, Ngozi-Okonjo-Iweala
*Finance Minister, Ngozi-Okonjo-Iweala
According to her, “we cannot take away the fact that the Jonathan administration, in spite of the challenges caused by 50 per cent decline in the price of oil, has made a clear and measurable difference in many important areas and anyone who says nothing has been done and nothing is being left behind is being very unfair to facts and to history.
“Attempts to rewrite history will not stand. You cannot just wipe the slate clean for political reasons. We are not perfect but no one can take away the fact that we are leaving some good legacies behind.”
Sweeping, negative statements not in nation’s interest
The minister also advised politicians and opinion leaders not to talk down the economy because negative and unfactual comments on the economy can have negative impact on the economy, the exchange rate and the stock market and reduce investor confidence. Her words: “These negative and unsubstantiated comments are not wise because they can lead to what we do not want for the economy.
“There is nothing wrong with factual assessments of the economy. I have always told Nigerians the truth about the economy. But sweeping and negative statements are not in the interest of the country. The statements being made by some personalities about the economy collapsing are not only incorrect they are also potentially dangerous.
Sectors that witnessedgreat revolution
She identified the agricultural sector which has seen the rise in food production with attendant positive effect on food prices as one major legacy of the Jonathan government. She then listed other sectors that witnessed great revolution which include “the National Industrial Revolution scheme and the Automotive Policy whose implementation has led to the opening of factories for car manufacturing and assembly for the first time in the country.
“The impressive rise in the cement production due to positive government policies. Nigeria is now a net exporter of cement “The creation of about 1.4 million jobs a year out of the 1.8m needed. “Various job creation and job enhancement schemes such as Youwin which has seen the creation of over 27,000 jobs by young entrepreneurs sponsored and trained by government for other youths; the Graduate Internship Scheme.
“The creation of the NMRC which is helping to create a mortgage market and is helping to provide affordable housing for Nigerians. “The recently launched Development Bank of Nigeria which will help to achieve strong growth of small businesses by providing SMEs, for the first time in recent memory, affordable interest loans of up to 10 years.
“The support for the creative industries which has helped to strengthen the capacity of script writers, producers, directors and other professionals in the motion picture industry and led, in turn, to the production of higher quality films, and creation of more jobs.”
source here

Artiste call these article below a 'REMIX'

Blackchampion:
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http://lindaikeji..com/2015/04/i-cant-promise-my-government-will-find.html

That's how people who refused to accept freedom die, and this is just the beginning.


Click www.naijaguyzbase.com for gist and news

Na wo oh, ladies leave men wears for christ sake.... Haba...
I wear trouser u folow, i wear men shoe u folow, i enter agbada u folow... Abi i go naked for road... Even as dat the ladies wil do worst.
I don tire for una self.

koboko69:
Dear Niaralanders,

It is no news that the news media have been flooded with news of success against Boko Haram. A lot comes to mind with this "Sudden Success".

What were the Generals doing wrong for the past 5 years that they suddenly started getting right few weeks to elections?

The time table for elections have been slated long before now, dont you find it funny that, in a last minute effort to shift the elections, the military suddenly chose the date for slated for elections as the day "A FINAL ONSLAGHT AGAINST BOKOHARAM WILL COMMENCE". It is quite interesting that a battle that have been going on for over 5 years is now being won in 6weeks.

This are our presidents words about BH in the past




Compare to a Serious General;




It is a pity that Bokoharam was allowed to thrive and kill innocent citizens, gallant soldiers and officers mostly junior officers for the selfish,monetary, and political gains of this government.

Did Jonathan just wake up from his slumber few weeks to elections? What could have be done long ago is just being done now. Suddenly Jonathan knows the road tO mubi and other troubled spots,now he knows he has to reward gallant soldiers, now he knows he has to visit troubled zone in other to boost the morale of troops. Are this necessities just dawning on him just because of elections. The blood of soldiers and officers lost in this battle because of the greediness and quest for power by this government will surely fight for them.

I have always maintained that the Nigerian Armed forces can deal with this menace but for the pot belly Generals, selfish politicians, and wicked president, alot of lives were allowed to waste.

What results do you expect when you sit back and always wait for an attack to repel. I do not blame soldiers and officers who abadon their riffles and flee. When thos guys aee coming for an attack they come in numbers, with almost unlimited ammo, and a very high morale. You give a soldier 60 to 90 rounds of ammunition, which will be expended in no time once the rifle is set to rapid. Do you expect them to fight with their raw hands? Now a lot of them have been distributed to various military formations to be dismissed there by injecting unemployed trained soldiers into the streets causing more dangers for the populace.

Few weeks to elections, the calous Generals just realized they have to take the battle to the enemies. SHAME ON THIS GOVERNMENT! SHAME ON THE CABALS, SHAME ON THE GENERALS.

EVEN IF PRESIDENT JONATHAN TAKES A RIFFLE AND HEAD FOR SAMBISA NOW;

I have decided for CHANGE and no amount of scripted performance and propaganda can change my mind!!!

WE ALL KNOW WHY BOKOHARAM MENACE WAS ALLOWED TO THRIVE FOR SO LONG NOW


TRIBUTES TO THE SOLDIERS AND OFFICERS WHO LOST THEIR LIFE IN THIS BATTLE. RIP TO THE MANY INNOCENT CITIZENS KILLED BECAUSE OF AN INCOMPETENT PRESIDENT

MUMU, IT'S A PITY YOU DID NOT SHARE THE LINK OF BUHARI SPEECH. SHAME ON YOU!!!

https://scannewsnigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Boko-Haram-660x330.jpg

1. First they nominated Buhari to negotiate with the
Federal Government on their behalf but sensing the
damage this might cause to his political ambition,he
declined.
2. Then Buhari called on the FGN and warned them
against using the police and Army to kill boko haram
members.
3. Again Buhari declared that the fight against boko
haram is against the north.
4. A member of British parliament and EU parliament
separately called for the investigation of APC for
sponsoring insurgency in Nigeria,but till today that
investigation appear to have been effectively checked
and aborted with some “Hollywood” stunts by APC/
Buhari and their strategists.
5. With almost every Nigerian believing that boko
haram is the military wing of APC and doing Buhari’s
bidding, a “Hollywood” stunt was pulled in Kaduna
where we were told that boko haram made an
unsuccessful attempt on Buhari’s life.
The poor retired general and former head of state was
not caught unawares though as he all of a sudden was
seen in an armoured SUV that day,again he looked
unperturbed after the performance.
Then we were told that boko haram couldn’t have
attempted to kill him if he was there sponsor.
6. Then entered a movie mercenary from Australia who
against all flow of logic made the most unintelligent
allegation in recent times.
He accussed Modu Sherif and Gen.Ihejirika of being the
sponsors of boko haram.
This was happening immediately Sherif defected to
PDP, but all the while he was in APC ,he didn’t sponsor
boko haram.
Secondly,it was the same Ihejirika that some elements
threatened to take to the International Criminal Court
because of the ferocity of his war against boko haram.
Now some incredible Nigerians want to use all these
stunts to distance Buhari and APC from boko haram.
7. Then followed massive image laundering activities
for APC and Buhari to the extent that some incredible
Nigerians unintelligently and illogically accused
President Goodluck of sponsoring boko haram,the
same boko haram that was causing his government
severe headache.
Meanwhile Buhari is a muslim and boko haram claim
they are muslims and attempted creating Islamic
caliphate not Christian empire.
The boko haramites are from northern Nigeria -Buhari’s
enclave not from Ijaw land.
Thirdly, they operate within Buhari’s geographical
north not Niger Delta or southern Nigeria.
They thrive and are welcome by states controlled by
Buhari’s party-APC,as state governors and
governments fold their arms and keep watching event.
How can any reasonable and intelligent person not
know that Buhari is connected to Boko haram?
8. Then APC kicks off their campaign with their prime
message centred primarily on insecurity,a situation
created by the activities of boko haram.
They encouraged and celebrated every move of boko
haram making optimal political profit from their
activities.
9. Most APC elites opposed to Jonathan kept mute and
did not condemn the activities of boko haram.
They find it more auspicious to berate the FGN and
denigrate the efforts of our security organisations in
tackling the insurgents.
10. Then WHAAAM! Boko haram comes out boldly to
declare their support for Buhari/APC (see link below)
Is any one in doubt anymore that Buhari and his
ambition/desperation to rule Nigeria again after 30
years has something to do with boko haram?
Is anyone in doubt anymore that APC is BOKO PARTY?
Will Nigerians vote Boko Haram into power?
NOOOOOOO!
Source:- http://scannewsnigeria.com/news/its-now-official-boko-haram-declares-support-for-buhari-and-apc/

Very sad, i wont eat again until these matter is solved.

These are likely expected questions for jambites, and if you can pass the questions then it going to be simple on your exam day.

1. Mrs. Kemi Solade died of
A. cancer B. shock C. ovarian cancer D.
hypertension
2. ________is the principal of Sy. Catherine School
A. Mr Mallum B. Mrs Obanje C. Mr Vann D. Mr
Tade
3. Efua can be described as
A. arrogant B. liar B. unfortunate and victim of
circumstances D. spoilt child
4. ________ is fond of Jimi and called him by his
full name Akinjimi
A. Risikat B. Mama Silifat C. Funmi D. Aunt Moni
5. ________ violated and intimately harassed Efua
A. Jimi Solade B. Jolly Stephens C. Efua’s
stepfather D. Ansa Izaegbegbe
6. _______ is nicknamed cane by the student
A. Mr Bade B. Mr Vann C. Miss Agbenenovi D. Mr.
Mallum
7. The rhymers are
A. the choir of St. Catherine School B. Jimi, Ansa
and Nene C. group of five boys at Forcados high
school D. Some girls at Forcados High School
8. Why did the Principal of Forcados High School
choose to reinvestigate the theft of the laboratory
equipment?
A. He knows Jimi Solade couldn’t do such things
B. He knows some bad gangs must have
influenced Jimi Solade
C. Efua challenge at him during Jimi’s public
apology
D. intervention of uncle Kazeem
9. ___________ arrived from United Kingdom for the
burial of Kemi
A. Femi B. Wole C. Uncle Kazeem D. Aunt
Memunat
10. One of these suffered from child abuse
A. Wole Solade B. Jolly Stephens C. Efua Coker D.
Ansa Izaegbegbe
11. Mr Vann is the
A. Mathemaatics Teacher B. English teacher C.
Chemistry teacher D. Physics teacher
12. Funmi’s reason for remarry is
A. for better life B. to have a man assist her in
upbringing her only daughter C. to have more
assistance D. for financial assistance
13. Unlike Jimi, Efua is
A. not close to her mother B. is good in all
subject C. close to her mother D. none
14. The principal of Forcados high school is
A. Mrs Obanje B. Mr Mallum C. Mr Vann D. Mr
Salami
15. According to the principal Miss. Agbenenovi is
to occasionally fill in for
A. Mr Mallum B. Mr Bade C. Mr Mallum D. Mr
Salami
16. Efua’s attitude to people must have been
influenced by
A. lack of motherly trust B. lack of motherly
attention C. memory of intimate harassment and
violation D. all of the above
17. One of these do not attend the same primary
school with with Jimi Solade
A. Nene Ekpo B. Jolly Stephens C. Efua Coker D.
Ansa Izaegbegbe
18. _______ is the head boy of Forcados High
School
A. Seyi Lawal B. Jimi Solade C. Ansa Izaegbegbe
D. Jolly Stephens
19. _______ has unspoken contest will Jimi over
chemistry result
A. Ansa B. Seyi C. Eze D. Jolly
20. Aunti Moni is
A. Mrs Solade B. Mrs Alli C. Mrs Ekpo D. Mrs.
Izaegbegbe
21. Efua’s was expelled from St. Catherine School
because
A. she ran away from school without notice B.
her defiant reply to the principal C. she perform
woefully at the last exam D. she is sick
22. Ansa wants to study
A. Electrical Engineering B. Architecture C.
Medicine D. Fine art
23. __________ photocopy Efua’s letter to Miss, Novi
and circulate it in the school
A. Nene Ekpo B. Jolly Stephens C. Ansa
Izaegbegbe D. Seyi Lawal
24. Efua danced with _________ at Mid-term dinner
of Forcados high School
A. Jolly B. Jide C. Jimi D. Ansa
25. Efua shared her life experience with
A. Nene Ekpo B. Mrs Tanimoro, the guidance
counsellor C. Mr Mallum D. Mrs Ekpo
26. The head girl of Forcados high school is
A. Efua B. Nene C. Ada D. Caro.
Drop your answers here for corrections.
Source:- http://lawboyz./2015-jamb-cbt-english-language-novelthe.xhtml

Febby9:
jimi house in interhouse spot is tiger house...He won the race ..ansa loves painting while nene loves singing..jimi got a scholarship to study mech eng,while ansa went to study arithecture..nene went to study accounting...jimi father name is shola(i think)..deir first born name is femi den wole den jimi..sheyi is d head boy..jim gf name s caro b4 he met d new gal...

thank you! for your contribution....

Summary of The Last Days at Forcados High School for 2015/2016 UTME
Candidates
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The last days at Forcados College is the official literature text for
JAMB 2015.

DESCRIPTION

Genre: Teen Fiction

ISBN: 978-0718157807

No of Pages: 89

Size: 130 x 198 mm

Publication Date: 30th September 2013

Publishers: Cassava Republic

The Last Days at Forcados High Schooltells the story of Jimi Solade, the most
popular boy at the elite Forcados High School. As he begins his final
year in senior secondary together with his friends, the sweet-hearted
and devout Nene and Ansa, the nerdy art genius, he’s determined it’s
going to be his best year yet. But Jimi’s rogue brother, Wole, is back
– which means trouble can’t be far behind. Then there’s Efua, the
beautiful and mysterious new girl in class who seems to have no time
for boys – including Jimi. But when Jimi’s mother falls ill, he
realizes that things are about to change - and not necessarily in a
good way.

A funny and honest book about self-discovery, family, friendship,
tolerance and the highs and lows of life as a modern Nigerian teenager.

Told in straightforward language, A.H. Mohammed never talks down to
readers. Instead, Last Days stands out with its realistic situations,
original characters and deft storytelling. It is at once entertaining
and deadly serious, tackling a range of difficult issues including drug
abuse, discrimination and loss, with intelligence and great writing.

AUTHOR:

Abayomi Hanif Mohammed was born in Lagos, Nigeria. He obtained his
medical degree from the University of Lagos and is currently a junior
resident doctor at Lagos University Teaching Hospital. The Last Days at
Forcados High is his first book.

REVIEWS

The last day at Forcados College thought a very valuable lesson. It
reveals the disconnect between teachers and their students. It is
thoroughly enjoyable; readers can relate with the story. - Tunde Femi
Chapters Summary
Major Characters are in asterisks

CHARACTERS

Jimi Solade

Coker Efua

Nene Ekpo

Ansa Izaegbegbe

Wole Solade

Seyi Lawal

Mr Mallum

Caro

Mama Sillifat

Mrs Alli

Riskat

Uncle Shola

Uncle Kazeem

Femi Solade

Fumi Coker

Moni

Mrs Obange

Red-face

Mr Vann

Ms. Agbenenovi

Mr. Salami

Joke

Jide

Icheen

Mr Edet

Aunty Memunat

Aunty Omotunde

Eze

Samu

A BRIEF OVERVIEW - CHAPTER BASED

1. Jimi Solade waywards brother Wole is back to the house; a night
before Jimi’s resumption from the Summer holidays.

2. First day at school after the summer holidays at Forcados High School

3. Coker Efua, the new beautiful ‘Mysterious’ girl, resumes at Forcados
College

4. Jimi Solade joined his brother to a bar – drinks alcohol.

5. Efua Cokers is the subject at Forcados College. Jimi Solade having a
crush for the new girl; she is not paying him attention. What becomes
of Caro – Jimi’s girlfriend? Will he abandon her for Efua. Find out
this and more by obtaining a copy of The last days at Forcados College

6. Coker pays Nene a visit.

7. Ms Agbenenovi, a youth corp member resumes her primary assignment at
Forcados College.

8. End of term activities at Forcados College.

9. A bleak moment for Jimi and his family. Mrs Solade diagnosed of
Cancer.

10. Jimi finally gets some attention from Coker Efua. How did it
happen? Find out from Chapter 10 of The Last days at Forcados College

11. Mrs Solade Dies of Cancer.

12. Mr Solade travels abroad, leaving Jimi and his brother Wole alone
in the house.

13. Nene get jealous of the attention Efua seems to get from Jimi and
her visible acts of concerns towardsJimi

14. A controversial entry in Efua diary subjects her and her favourite
teacher “Novi” to scrutiny.

15. Efua gets a one week suspension from the Forcados College and
Corper Novi redeployed

16. Nene visits Efua in the hospital. Begs for her forgiveness. In the
process of reconciliation, Efua reveals the genesis of her hatred for
boys.

17. Jimi moves out of Ansa resident over their arguments over Jimi’s
ill treatment towards Efua.

18. Forcados Chemistry lab broken into.

19. Jimi Solade takes responsibility for the missing lab equipment.
Efua stands by Jimi in his trying moments; she repaid his hostility and
judgmental attitude towards her with love, good judgment. Ansa brushes
his nervousness aside for once, “It can’t be Jimi”, he ‘roared’.

20. Jimi passed his final year exams in flying colours, gets a
scholarship to study Electrical Engineering. Receives a letter from
Efua. -----End.
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They are people from another planet, i dont use to experience such things.

Calebosko:
i agree with u on this especialy on wizkid my bed,wat d fuc*k,ur talking about ur body in my bed,d next tin na fashola,tinubu,jonatan

maybe he wants help from them.