₦airaland Forum

....they should be taken to sambisa forest where killing competition is ongoing if they're hungry and thirsty for killing

....that babe should go and cum and poison me





because I want to lick some oranges

iamyemiakins:
The dogs in Nigeria are currently feeling the hardship in the country, you can never see them dancing. Dog wey dey finish carton of Indomie in a week before dey struggle to get Eba from it's owners now.

.....oga you nor serious...ooo

Oga don't be deceived, add more money unless you wanted an uncompleted project

Every region is getting prepared for referendum/restructuring.....

Baawaa:
After the mosque what next

.....fraudulent is their main occupation

.....what of me, am I not a soldier?


somebody show give me many many accolades

édakun....

PortHarcourt1st:
Abia state as a whole is such a disgusting sewage state that we perceive the filth of Aba all the way in the PORT HARCOURT.

.....you're a chronic liar because the second and last pictures are Lagos state


anu mpam blogger

....this is just to deceive the public

why not handcuff them with the normal handcuffs instead of tying their hands with ordinary wrapper which they can untie with their bare teeth


guys are comfortably waiting for their Mr general in power to give order to free them and be invited for luxury lunch

....typical life of Ibom people

whenever they committed a crime in group and one man is caught....others won't go free
Akpabio on the beat!!!!

Niyiadeautos:
The brake switch on your car looks very small & insignificant. But when the chips are down, you will realize this seemingly unimportant guy is not to be taken lightly.
The brake switch is usually located under the dashboard by the driver's side, just somewhere above the brake pedal. It is saddled with the responsibility of "telling" the ECU (aka brain box) of your car that the brake pedal has been depressed.

So a friend called me & was asking the price of the transmission/gearbox of a 2006 Camry aka big daddy. He said his mechanic told him he needed a complete gear change. I knew when he bought the car & he has always been very passionate about his car. I asked him what happened & he said his gear stick couldn't shift from Park to drive. I asked when it started & he explained it was a few weeks ago. I went to his place to check it out. It was true what he said.
His gear stick was stuck in park after trying to change gear.
I ran a scan, hoping to see if any transmission code will pop up, only to find a P0571 code & something about his MAF. I told him to depress his brake while I went behind the car. His brake lights were off when the brake was depressed.

I then had a sudden idea. I did a data stream under chasis on his brake switch & I noticed the switch has failed. I told him I needed to get a switch for his car. Funny thing was that he got impatient & started complaining that I didn't answer his questions on the gear issues he told me about. I reassured him to calm down. I brought a switch from a friend on the understanding that I will return it. I replaced the faulty brake switch with the new one, changed the gear stick & voila! it moved smoothly & the brake lights also came on. My friend started asking what I did that made the gear work perfectly well again & I explained to him. It is fairly simple.

If the brake switch is bad, the ECU aka brain box won't "know" you're pressing the brake. And to change from Park to drive or reverse, you need to depress the brake pedal. So the faulty brake switch had caused a break in communication. My friend would have gone ahead to overhaul a whole gear just because a *kazeem* told him so.

Although there are so many other reasons your car many not move from Park to drive or what have you, but please, try and eliminate guesswork by running a scan on your car first & taking it to a competent mechanic. Don't get defrauded by so called road side mechanics with their street antics.

please moderators, move this to front page let people be educated.

Seun

Marpol

Lala.

The guru.....!!!!


.....twale..

tytachile:
especially the mom! she seem not to be touched at all! I don't understand!

Because faan have filled their chin with unimaginable huge cash like this squirrel

Somebody died just like that and they're busy taking selfies.....

waleco2008:
Ac
Alloy
Fabric
Four plugs
Price
1.2

08022219777

Is this toks or Nigeria used?

...this guy dun die before nah, check the first picture

....I hate fair in complexion girls because of their devilish hearts/intents and impatience
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they're also jealous and greedy when you talk about cheating and mouth/pussy odour they're first class.....

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calabardick:
lawd have mercy, that will be sweet-torment

...yes I will tamper Justice with mercy

kelfree99:
Were the amaka crew

....viewing the news from somewhere right now

Me alone is giving the legend 200 million like....

...look let me just tell you something, just hold it there because ayam not contesting anything again

calabardick:
You really want to spoil this guy, you sure say them no go disfigure his waist?

..... , let them break him waist nah after all the girls does bone settings too

emmabest2000:
Before I open the thread I already know that he will be a northern,

Allah kawo kwudi
Kwudi kawo matta
Matta kawo yaro
Yaro ya tofi.....

Abeg northerners here help me complete the last statement

"Yaro ya tofi" to become a terrorist.....

I nor fit put mouth for something wey nor konsan me.....

....to avoid this kind beating

DaddyRochie1642:
To Relocate to Akwa Ibom dey hungry me

....just come because I've reserved 2bed room flat for you.....plus 3 different fresh girls to massage you morning, afternoon and night including fresh soup of all kinds filled with perewinkos.....served hot all the time

SweetHearted:
I am new on nairaland.

I just join nairaland not up to 5 minutes ago.

Welcome me please.

I need to give N2000 to someone today being my first day here.

This is to show that I am here to show love and receive love.

If you are interested just drop your account number and the initials of your name and I will immediately transfer the N2000 to you.

If your name for example is Muhammadu Buhari,the initial will be MB.

This is to ensure I do not send the money to the wrong account,

since I will compare the initials with the account details that normally shows whenever someone wants to transfer money.

It is only for one lucky person that I will choose.

GOD bless every one.

Make I nor see the 2k....you will see what I will do to you....



first Bank++++++++++ H.C.N

...but have you seen anyone who died as a result of this claim?.....and how did you know about what happened to them when they died?

Igo beta one day

....Rochas man

colours flied

....

...but why showing us egugun head and your shoes.....?

vickyhow:
Obodo Jesus!!!

.....isiri gini....