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Crime / Re: Public Beware Of This Nigeria Army Who Are Out To Killed by Lawdis(m): 1:49pm On Aug 23, 2020
....they should be taken to sambisa forest where killing competition is ongoing if they're hungry and thirsty for killing
Crime / Re: Househelp Caught Trying To Poison Her Madam With Snipper (Photo, Video) by Lawdis(m): 11:34am On Aug 20, 2020
....that babe should go and cum and poison me


grin grin grin


because I want to lick some oranges
Pets / Re: Pet Dogs Dancing: Philippines Animal Advocate Shares Stunning Pictures by Lawdis(m): 6:45pm On Aug 19, 2020
iamyemiakins:
The dogs in Nigeria are currently feeling the hardship in the country, you can never see them dancing. Dog wey dey finish carton of Indomie in a week before dey struggle to get Eba from it's owners now.




grin grin grin.....oga you nor serious...ooo
Properties / Re: Can 2 Million Naira Build Me A 3 Bedroom Bungalow? by Lawdis(m): 3:36pm On Aug 16, 2020
Oga don't be deceived, add more money unless you wanted an uncompleted project



grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Onne Seaport Welcomes The Biggest Ship To Ever Call At Any Nigerian Port. PICS. by Lawdis(m): 10:19am On Aug 16, 2020
Every region is getting prepared for referendum/restructuring.....
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Drone Photography: Aerial View Of Central Mosque Ede Osun State by Lawdis(m): 6:32am On Aug 13, 2020
Baawaa:
After the mosque what next


.....fraudulent is their main occupation
Politics / Re: See The Nigerian Fearless Soldier Who Became Sierra Leone Chief Of Defence Staff by Lawdis(m): 8:05am On Aug 11, 2020
.....what of me, am I not a soldier?


somebody show give me many many accolades

édakun....

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Politics / Re: Aba: We Perceive The Stench Of Aba At Uyo & PH- PICTURES by Lawdis(m): 7:55am On Aug 10, 2020
PortHarcourt1st:
Abia state as a whole is such a disgusting sewage state that we perceive the filth of Aba all the way in the PORT HARCOURT.




.....you're a chronic liar because the second and last pictures are Lagos state


anu mpam blogger

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Crime / Re: Kaduna Killings: Fulani Militia Suspects Arrested (Photos) by Lawdis(m): 6:42am On Aug 10, 2020
....this is just to deceive the public

why not handcuff them with the normal handcuffs instead of tying their hands with ordinary wrapper which they can untie with their bare teeth


guys are comfortably waiting for their Mr general in power to give order to free them and be invited for luxury lunch

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Politics / Re: NDDC Names 23 Companies Used By NASS To Get N9 Trillion Contracts (full List) by Lawdis(m): 6:33am On Aug 10, 2020
....typical life of Ibom people

whenever they committed a crime in group and one man is caught....others won't go free
Akpabio on the beat!!!!

grin grin grin

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Car Talk / Re: Brake Switch. Small But Mighty!! A Must Read For Car Enthusiasts! by Lawdis(m): 6:16am On Aug 10, 2020
Niyiadeautos:

The brake switch on your car looks very small & insignificant. But when the chips are down, you will realize this seemingly unimportant guy is not to be taken lightly.
The brake switch is usually located under the dashboard by the driver's side, just somewhere above the brake pedal. It is saddled with the responsibility of "telling" the ECU (aka brain box) of your car that the brake pedal has been depressed.

So a friend called me & was asking the price of the transmission/gearbox of a 2006 Camry aka big daddy. He said his mechanic told him he needed a complete gear change. I knew when he bought the car & he has always been very passionate about his car. I asked him what happened & he said his gear stick couldn't shift from Park to drive. I asked when it started & he explained it was a few weeks ago. I went to his place to check it out. It was true what he said.
His gear stick was stuck in park after trying to change gear.
I ran a scan, hoping to see if any transmission code will pop up, only to find a P0571 code & something about his MAF. I told him to depress his brake while I went behind the car. His brake lights were off when the brake was depressed.

I then had a sudden idea. I did a data stream under chasis on his brake switch & I noticed the switch has failed. I told him I needed to get a switch for his car. Funny thing was that he got impatient & started complaining that I didn't answer his questions on the gear issues he told me about. I reassured him to calm down. I brought a switch from a friend on the understanding that I will return it. I replaced the faulty brake switch with the new one, changed the gear stick & voila! it moved smoothly & the brake lights also came on. My friend started asking what I did that made the gear work perfectly well again & I explained to him. It is fairly simple.

If the brake switch is bad, the ECU aka brain box won't "know" you're pressing the brake. And to change from Park to drive or reverse, you need to depress the brake pedal. So the faulty brake switch had caused a break in communication. My friend would have gone ahead to overhaul a whole gear just because a *kazeem* told him so.

Although there are so many other reasons your car many not move from Park to drive or what have you, but please, try and eliminate guesswork by running a scan on your car first & taking it to a competent mechanic. Don't get defrauded by so called road side mechanics with their street antics.

please moderators, move this to front page let people be educated.

Seun

Marpol

Lala.




The guru.....!!!!


.....twale..

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Events / Re: FAAN Workers Crushed To Death By Fallen Container, Buried by Lawdis(m): 9:31pm On Aug 09, 2020
tytachile:
especially the mom! she seem not to be touched at all! I don't understand!



Because faan have filled their chin with unimaginable huge cash like this squirrel

Events / Re: FAAN Workers Crushed To Death By Fallen Container, Buried by Lawdis(m): 2:08pm On Aug 09, 2020
Somebody died just like that and they're busy taking selfies.....

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Autos / Re: Nissan Altima 98 with ac for sale 480 by Lawdis(m): 8:26pm On Aug 04, 2020
waleco2008:
Ac
Alloy
Fabric
Four plugs
Price
1.2

08022219777



Is this toks or Nigeria used?
Travel / Re: Photos Of The Man That Died With Two Ladies In Sapele Accident by Lawdis(m): 2:36pm On Aug 03, 2020
...this guy dun die before nah, check the first picture
Nairaland / General / Re: 24-yr-old Lady Allegedly Stabs Her Boyfriend To Death Over Cheating In Lagos by Lawdis(m): 9:25am On Aug 03, 2020
....I hate fair in complexion girls because of their devilish hearts/intents and impatience
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they're also jealous and greedy when you talk about cheating and mouth/pussy odour they're first class.....

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Travel / Re: Ibom Air Acquire Fifth Airplane, 5 More Expected Before 2023 by Lawdis(m): 9:02am On Aug 02, 2020
calabardick:


grin lawd have mercy, that will be sweet-torment



...yes I will tamper Justice with mercy

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Politics / Re: A Nigerian Man, Okoloko Made Judge Of A Superior Court In America by Lawdis(m): 8:55am On Aug 02, 2020
kelfree99:
Were the amaka crew


....viewing the news from somewhere right now

grin grin grin

Sports / Re: Kanu Nwankwo Turns 44 Today by Lawdis(m): 8:40am On Aug 02, 2020
Me alone is giving the legend 200 million like.... grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: President Atiku Abubakar by Lawdis(m): 8:32am On Aug 02, 2020
...look let me just tell you something, just hold it there because ayam not contesting anything again

Travel / Re: Ibom Air Acquire Fifth Airplane, 5 More Expected Before 2023 by Lawdis(m): 8:28am On Aug 02, 2020
calabardick:


You really want to spoil this guy, you sure say them no go disfigure his waist?


.....grin grin grin, let them break him waist nah after all the girls does bone settings too

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Family / Re: Nigerian Man With 4 Wives, 32 Children (video) by Lawdis(m): 3:10pm On Aug 01, 2020
emmabest2000:
Before I open the thread I already know that he will be a northern, grin

Allah kawo kwudi
Kwudi kawo matta
Matta kawo yaro
Yaro ya tofi.....

Abeg northerners here help me complete the last statement grin



"Yaro ya tofi" to become a terrorist.....grin grin grin

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Education / Re: Amosun’s N27.3 Billion Abandoned Model School Project by Lawdis(m): 3:06pm On Aug 01, 2020
I nor fit put mouth for something wey nor konsan me.....

....to avoid this kind beating

Travel / Re: Ibom Air Acquire Fifth Airplane, 5 More Expected Before 2023 by Lawdis(m): 8:28am On Aug 01, 2020
DaddyRochie1642:
To Relocate to Akwa Ibom dey hungry me grin grin




....just come because I've reserved 2bed room flat for you.....plus 3 different fresh girls to massage you morning, afternoon and night including fresh soup of all kinds filled with perewinkos.....served hot all the time grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: I Am New On Nairaland(Welcome Me Please) And I Want To Give Someone N2000 by Lawdis(m): 9:34pm On Jul 31, 2020
SweetHearted:
I am new on nairaland.

I just join nairaland not up to 5 minutes ago.

Welcome me please.

I need to give N2000 to someone today being my first day here.

This is to show that I am here to show love and receive love.

If you are interested just drop your account number and the initials of your name and I will immediately transfer the N2000 to you.

If your name for example is Muhammadu Buhari,the initial will be MB.

This is to ensure I do not send the money to the wrong account,

since I will compare the initials with the account details that normally shows whenever someone wants to transfer money.

It is only for one lucky person that I will choose.

GOD bless every one.




Make I nor see the 2k....you will see what I will do to you....grin grin



first Bank++++++++++ H.C.N
Crime / Re: What Happens To A Money Ritualist When They Dies. by Lawdis(m): 6:10pm On Jul 31, 2020
...but have you seen anyone who died as a result of this claim?.....and how did you know about what happened to them when they died?

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Travel / Re: The Condition Of Nekede/Ihiagwa Road In Imo State (Death Trap) by Lawdis(m): 9:58pm On Jul 30, 2020
Igo beta one day
Politics / Re: Imo Commissioner For Commerce And Industry Partner's With Innoson Group by Lawdis(m): 8:17am On Jul 28, 2020
....Rochas man

colours flied cool cool
Politics / Re: Please Please These Ikwerre Threads Should Stop. by Lawdis(m): 8:13am On Jul 28, 2020
....grin grin grin

Travel / Re: Live Update: Abuja_lokoja Block by Lawdis(m): 7:53am On Jul 28, 2020
...but why showing us egugun head and your shoes.....?


grin grin

Crime / Re: Pastor Stripped And Disgraced- See Pics Inside by Lawdis(m): 7:45am On Jul 28, 2020
vickyhow:
Obodo Jesus!!!


.....isiri gini....grin grin grin

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