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I remember this when I was small. I was in the dream of the night when a demonic creature oppressed me in the dream. It was a serious fight between the both of us and it seemed to be at the winning end when I suddenly woke up. I went to our tiled toilet to urinate and physically (I ain't joking) I saw this same demonic presence inside the toilet laughing at me and it threatened that it was sent on errand to eliminate my family and that it will stop at nothing to wipe us all out and send us all straight to hell. It is of note here that already at the age, they had already killed my dad through motor accident. Subsequently, they also killed my mom through same motor accident and made similar moves on my life and those of my siblins. But I thank God very much cus God later became very interested in our case cus our hands were clean and innocent including those of my late parents as confirmed from different quarters. We later learnt of the wicked people that sent the demon against us as they became very brazen and were no longer hiding it, afterall what can we do?
THE MOST PAINFUL PART WAS THAT WHEN MY MOM DIED, I HAD A DREAM WHERE SOMEONE LIKE AN ANGEL WAS WARNING ME THAT MY MOM WILL END UP IN HELL.

1Sharon:
Oh sorry typo. I meant to put capital " D"

*Edited

Well, who am I to argue with you that allah is a dog or maybe with the capital D. It's left for you and him. I think I agree strongly with you that allah is a dog and muhammad his puppy.

Abeg make I hear word. Tell the slave thiefnibu to go back to his job of licking president buhari's feet else he might lose the job. Tell him to stop fooling around with some few miscreants he purchased from Lagos and sent them to akwa ibom to make noise for him. They won't give him ordinary local government chair seat let alone presidency.
Why those mumus go akwa ibom go dey make noise for thiefnibu? Akwa ibom na Igbo state? Dem for come any of the igbo state come make the noise make dem tinibu their useless heads

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Haven had sex with many young ladies. Today I decided to quench my fantasy when I finally found one granny stepping out like she was going somewhere, I first thought she was the owner of the place until she asked me "Do you need something" with a wink...

I swallowed hard and replied "Can you do something?" She said "very well" na so we enter room.

She was tall and chubby, her room was nice not that dirty, she planted condom on my prick and I entered from the front, she was not that loosed as I was expecting, I was banging the Granny not MILF with full force and she later confessed that my prick is long and good..... I enjoyed her base on say that was my fantasy.


I was surprised as how an old woman like her will be doing that kind of job.... I shudder oooooo.


Have you had sex with an elderly person and what was your experience?

I also surprised why you will be fucking ur grand mother like you were a goat. I shudder oooooo

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Well your story is likely to be fake then..this is some next level nonsense..
On October 2021 you asked how you can start a family that you don't have a girlfriend..now you say you wanna break up with her..
I asked how long yve been dating you said two years..how come you've been dating for two years and your past post says otherwise..

the internet never forgets

90% of Nigerian women have that same problem - entitlement mentality. This makes them very selfish, wicked and soul-less to even their loved ones. That's why it's always common seeing mothers-inlaw and daughters-inlaw fighting over a man but you hardly if not impossible seeing a father-in-law from either side fighting the man or his wife. Nigerian women believe that everything must be about them and them alone and everyother persons can go to hell and die they don't care. Very very very rare to see a Nigerian woman that is not dangerously selfish.

1Sharon:
I guess the #what dog cannot do is now obsolete?


Truly truly, there is no Christianity in Nigeria.
All they do is follow follow.

Soooo much hatred for your creator. I pity your soul. Please repent and ask GOD for forgiveness before it's too late for you

TPound:
ViOs are now equipped with an app that detects if a cars papers have expired upon uploading the picture of your plates...
If your papers or one have expired... You will be stopped.

Thanks dear

Dozieson:
Which junction in Abuja?

Somewhere btw Apo and Galadimawa roundabout

Ochiske:
Not sure he took pictures though if you committed no offense.
Those guys at Wuse Traffic light, before the turn to Bannex, usually check your plates on their mobile app to confirm if your vehicle license is expired or not.

Thanks dear

Comedian2019:
Without evidence? No way. Vio wey no get level.

Me ma just dey imagine how dem wan take do am

Comedian2019:
Next time, try take his picture too.

e make sense oooo but na fight I dey find be that. The time of the event was 6pm today. I thought VIO suppose don close operations by that time

Miracood2:
It will be forwarded to other VIO offices around the nation..

Any lucky officer/officers that spots your vehicle.. will just remind you of your offence you committed that particular date the photo of your vehicle plate was taken..

And you will have no choice than to wet some dry palms with some currency.


Inside life

Thanks. Me wey no even get money sef.

This evening, a VIO officer in Abuja today at a junction while I was waiting for traffic took pictures of my number plate with his phone and still let me go. Please those who have had experience what does that mean? Is there something I should be worried about?

GetMeRight:
This is more common and rampant than you could imagine. But if their mother could rise from the grave, they would go to any length to take care of her. No matter what the father did for the children, no matter the sacrifice, there is still high probability that he will be neglected in his old age by his own successful children.

Yes you are correct and that's why men suffer a lot. And women know how terrible and unfairly selfish many of them are in this regard and that's why you always see mothers-inlaw and daughters-inlaw fighting and quarreling over the man. Not really bcs they love the man. NO. it's just what only them alone will benefit from the man and don't really care about the man

I love this siofra babe. She can crack you all up and all of you will fall for it

Walkee:
I swear, this girl is a chronic masturrbator walahi.
Reason I don't shake girls hands. She might not even wash her hands properly before coming out. Tuueeeh

you no well

mixta140:
Its happening to me as the first child in the family....

My sister. Please love yourself first and ur family subsequently. Make good plans for your future and your old age. Don't please your family to your detriment and then end up at old at their mercies. I love my maternal grand dad so much. He was the best dad anyone can wish for. His wife did early and he had to quit his job with the federal government just to ensure he played the role of a father and a mother simultaneously on his children. He gave them the best he could offer. But on his old age, his male children that were doing financially well abandoned him bcs their wives won't allow them to take care of him. But they will always take good care of their in-laws and abandon their own father. They won't even visit him. Should they even visit him, it's one problem or the other at the instigation of their wives. His son that accepted to take care of him later changed and was making life miserable for him to the extent of flogging his own father. It was that one's wife that was taking care of him like her own father. Later he died bcs of lack of adequate care. It pained me much cus I was doing my nysc then. Had it been now that I'm working, I would have brought him up to my house in Abuja and employ someone that will look after him for me.
So my dear, the kind of energy we spend on family and children are not worth it sometimes. Think about yourself first and family comes later. Family sometimes is a scam.

SportsHD:
God, how can people be this dumb? Damn.

Fools like you should stop quoting me. Go call ur short mother dumb. Ediot

FernadezReturn:
you wise bro

Thank you

DrFunmisticGlow:
if her period is now heavy, she'll use 2-3 a month

And you realise that is 1k - 1,500 a month right? If you remove that sum a month from 80k, will she die? She's simply an entitled idiot not ready for marriage. She just want to ruin the guy and stiffle his future prospects with unfair selfish demands and needs.

I have heard of women that married their men earning 30k only and they helped their men to manage and use the money to grow financially and achieve things that those that feel they earn much have not achieved.
A woman is there in a man's life for either 2 things: to build a man or to run the man down. That's why we really need to hear from GOD before venturing into marriage. Don't just marry a lady bcs she gives you erection.

Nyascobar1414:

Na just because of marriage you want to turn to a donkey(beast of burden).. Guy you came to this life alone, and alone you will japa..

Exactly the point. I have met 2 elderly men that warned me about trying to please my future wife and children and displease myself. They advices me to take care of myself and my future first before my family cus time will come when those children on the manipulation of the woman will love their mother and treat you the father who provided them everything with all your life as nothing. They adviced me to do this if I don't want to suffer at old age.

Meektunz:
you're right but what should be considered is that she is a teenager 15years, so we can't say na thief she be.

At 15 she's no longer a child. What was she doing at the man's gate that late hour of the night? I suspect that it was the criminals that sent her and same criminals instigated and principally participated in the mob action. Everyone of the idiots that participated in the mob action should be arrested, investigated and prosecuted.

ruggedtimi:
Bombardment, yet ip*b go say make army go face Boko Haram and bandit. See the force Buhari dey use on bandits.

So you dey actually believe this lie from FG

Perfectbeing:
Why don't you join BH or Bandits in the North let's see if FG will really pamper you

Your response doesn't make any sense at all. Are you sure you drank original milk from mama or is it that of moo moo Just asking.

When will we stop being barbaric and backwards in this country? He's just a petty thief while the vilest criminals are celebrated everyday. Same foolishness that make people beat and embarrass a lady that stole maggi or bra but worships the political hardened criminals and murderers who thrive on they and their children's future and lives and steal their collective progress and use it to oppress them on top of it

MT:
You think you are relevant in the scheme of things to be convinced? Smiles. Who cares if you are convinced or not. It's a new year, smell the coffee

You are right. Afterall it's not my people that are paying the price for that hypocrisy and foolishness. The fools harbouring them, being sympathetic towards them and using them to fight their shits to propagate their religion are the ones paying the price with their lives. In my region we dey treat their fuckup and their army fuckup if they come near us.
So you are right. I'm inconsequential in trying to save the lives of fools who willingly sacrifice 'em for their religion of piss thinking they are doing other people. For all I care, they should continue fooling around and wiping themselves out. The world will be a better and peaceful place without those cancer.

Congratulations my brother. You are a full man now.

RuudVan:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkUXQlKiGlI

One of the usual lies they usually publish to give themselves false credits meanwhile they will go and hide him and even pamper him the more. Same thing they did several times with the boko haram leader shekau.
Only miscreants will publish and peddle this lie to buy their miscreant govt credits. NOT IN THIS LIFE CAN ANYONE CONVINCE ME THAT BUHARI SENT SECURITY TO TACKLE TERRORISTS JIHADISTS

Who else has noticed that Peter Obi's impeccable antecedents are serious threat to APC and their criminals and minions such as the op and they have been desperately doing all manners of nonsense and cooking up stupid foolish stories to smear the person of Peter Obi. Same vultures will later come to lecture us why that frog eyed thief in Lagos that has converted the entire Lagos state to his personal property for himself and his born and unborn children and who is the owner of shoprite whose ownership shares he purchased from his personal property - Lagos, is the right person to become the next person. LIKE THIEFNIBU LIKE HIS FOLLOWERS