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jobbitto:
Good morning good doctors in the house.

I have been a member of nairaland for a while seeing people post problems and get solution instantly in this forum.

So my friend is facing a challenge of stomach upset and swollen stomach. She is scared that she has fibroil and she is a virgin.

My question is, can a virgin contract fibroid disease. If yes, please whats the solution?
Thank you.

Confirm 1st from a doctor through lab test. I can prescribe drugs for it.

Dreyk:
It all started when I was 17. Had access to internet and too many Indecency were everywhere on the net. What started out so weird and looked awkward to me ended up being my means of pleasure. Didn't even think of GF coz to me it was stress. I could stroke my organ for a whole day watching Indecency. I really enjoyed it at first and was even taking drugs to delay "release of sperm"
To me it was all fun.

When I got to 20, I decided to try out a GF, but it didn't work out well so I fully went into masturbation and didn't even think of relationship.

When I became 23, I noticed my joystick wasn't getting the 100% erection like it used to but I didn't even bother. Till the day I decided to have sex and my organ couldn't rise, my gf had to give me a Mouth Gig before I got half erection, she wasn't happy, I saw disappointment written all over her face. I had to lie to her that it was coz I was worried about something else and my mind wasn't on her side or the sex.

Christmas night we decided to have another sex but joystick couldn't even rise. I tried force it into her but it fell out all flaccid. Had to use my hand to pleasure her that night again she was worried and the next day she said we've got to talk about it.

I embarrassingly told her nothing to talk about. She is someone I want to marry. Am 28 years now and my mum is already talking about when will I be getting a wife ??

It's beginning to give me nightmare.
Pls doctors in the house ........have I maybe accidentally broken my dick??

Or does it mean I have over used my organ??
Pls is there a cure??

Please, I can help you out with some medication, just tell me which state are you and where in the state? You can call 08036883535.

swhiss:
I'm literally crying right now. You have fully described my condition better than I can ever imagine. God bless you for opening this thread. I've bookmarked it and I'm closely following to see what I can learn from it.

Am Lawal, you can reach me 08036883535

LancelLogan:
I have chronic OCD coupled with other mental issues like ADHD, chronic depression, extreme anxiety, bipolar, Low self-esteem, Perfectionism(OCPD similar to OCD) and the Fantasy Disorder (i waste hours fantasizing about a character rich fantasy world i have created in my head for almost a decade now) and (i don't know) i think i'm autistic... It kills me inside... I have contemplated suicide but i'm afraid it will be too painful or unsuccessful (since firearms are not sold in this country)...

My mental issues started when i was around 5 years (or maybe since child birth)... My depression heightened during my secondary education at a military secondary school (Nigerian Navy Port Harcourt).

I stay in Port Harcourt and school in the University of Port Harcourt (Uniport)... I'm repeating my final year because my mental issues did not allow me focus on my project and two difficult Maths courses.. i find it hard to focus (ADHD) and study... If i am not battling with that ever present inner OCD voice, I'm fantasizing about another world inside my head...

Everybody thinks i'm rude because i am never smiling and i don't know how to talk to or reply people (I'm always anxious even when i'm familiar with the person trying to talk to me)... no matter how i try i will always say something awkward or I wouldn't be able to say anything at all (my heart will always seem to be racing and my speech stuttering)... So i just detach myself from people generally to save myself from embarrassment...

What my OCD and OCPD has obsessed and compelled me to do over the years is just so much i can't write all about it here... It's more than the regular "wash your hand before and after you touch anything if not you will be infected or fall sick" or "if you press the wrong letter while typing a document, you must clear the whole page and start again if not the document file will be corrupted"]... If ever i try to resist the OCD voice, I'll feel so uncomfortable, anxious, disturbed and drowsy... i won't be able to concentrate on anything at all...

Also, it has made me abusive to my younger brother... If he does something I(or the OCD rather) don't(doesn't) like ... Example, if he doesn't wash his hand before touching things in our room or doesn't follow a couple of sequence i normally carry out while cleaning our room... i get so angry, i yell or sometimes(rarely though) physically abuse him... Any little thing he does irritates me even if he is just playing music, making a call or even laughing at a joke he read on his phone... This makes me hate myself but i can't stop this behavior...

Side note:[I have nothing against Christians or religious people... Please, don't be offended] I recently stop believing in religion (Christianity in my case)... I see it as a mechanism implemented to make people behave and make people be motivated to live and enjoy life... I also don't identify as an atheist because most atheist these days are just religious about their non-believe... They will undoubtedly support theories like The Big Bang Theory and yet criticizes Christians for believing in the Creation Story... I don't believe both of the aforementioned theories(stories)... I can say I'm agnostic because i do not know about the origin of existence.. Although, when i was still an ardent Christian, my OCD voice will compel me to give large portions of my personal savings to "God" so that i'll receive a specific blessing or answer to a prayer request... lol...

I have not talked to anyone about my issues because i know they will not understand... during my secondary school days, i told my parents i was contemplating suicide... they beat me up and took me to church for deliverance... lol... so there is no point talking about it to my family...


I will appreciate talking to someone who understands... Please reply or email me...

Thanks...

I will refer you to buy some drugs, call me 08036883535 am Lawal.

TINALETC3:
oh, I see

Are you like ur pic. I we love Lady like that.

Add me on watsapp for more discussion on ur problem. 08036883535 that's my number. There is cure by God grace. I will take through natural remedies n medication.

I once had senior lectures n PhD students of geography department in ABU Zaria discussing Dino issues the other day he fought in the lower house.They say alot about him. I was so surprised that day. they wonder why he is fighting corruption.

Am smelling some goodies in this administration! only that the PDP want to shame him by all means.


Anybody who want bad for the poor masses of Nigeria will not have peace in his life and extended family.

Anything wrong in this country, if not PMB/Ameachi/ Tinubu.....

SE/SS are in pains just because not is drop as usual.....

No more business as usual.....,.......

The greatest part of history is destruction!

Run away from it!


People will start to fight each other now.

So SE/SS can do this thing!


We have a general problem in this country.



Do not blame one side for general problem.............


Gradually,we will get there.

iSlayer:
So this is the jobs being promised during campaigns. Countries are talking of development Liar Mohammed is talking of Masquerade. Crazy man!

Are we producing PENCILS in this country?

greatbrian:
Its easy. Go to your village and join the village masquerade team like he said......…..... And come back here to spill ur trash. Sycophant

Tourism is the highest revenue in Tunisia today.
Nigerians are known for criticisms. I believe 90% will
criticise him.
But there is truth in what he said.
Creativity is the key.
some Nigerians are so wicked to the extent they don't
want good for their country.
And they will not know peace in their life.....
you better repent!!!!!!
It mustn't be during the festival events along.Every
weekends at Tourism centers, cultural events can be
organize for tourists.
Some people is there family's tradition (masquerade) or
heritage.
Some family no matter how rich you are,you must do it
atleast once.
How you will think outside the box(When hungry sama/
fire
you)
Your brain=Box. Your open eyes are seeing outside
box.....
When you see your environment,you will create avenues
for
food.
Only some few Masquerades that only come out ones in
a
year. Others do parade the street to catch fun and make
money.
Tourism centres on weekends, there will cultural displays
and dance,traditional modelling
(you can bring your wife in Ankara to cat/fish walk or
elephant walk if she is fat).
Normal Masquerades perform and recite poetries.
Your children can give symposiums or poems,I will clap
and drop something.
That will get he/she note books for a term.
Papa Emeka can sell soft drinks and sachets water,
while you can sell cigarettes and hard drinks.
Mallam Adamu will sell his Suya, he will not fight you
people in the bush.
Mama Kayode can sell rice and beans at one corner.
Mama Abdullahi can sell Kunu and Zobo just close to the
gate.
All these people are doing something,instead of poke
nosing, back biting&backfiring, gossiping and stealing.
While me at the weekends, I will come catch fun,relax
and
flex away troubled system of hard work.

Mr Lai Muhammad's ''half a word is enough for the wise''

loomer:
Tourism u said, but all the things u mention na ways in which the locals go come spend money wey them no get in the first place.
Tourism wey no attract foreigners no be tourism na.

Did you do economics in secondary school?

Circulation of money!

I work hard and earn money, buy somethings from you.You too buy from the suppliers,save and flex from it. Banks make use of your money to business and return it back.

Money keep circulating within the country.

After a lot of hard work in a month,take your wife and children not your concubines to tourism centers and relax.

Oga you get side chic after your wife?


Hahabababahahaha!!!!!!

Rebrand the love by relaxing them and enjoy.

Onegai:
This is a good idea and will work, only in Lagos and Abuja. Everywhere else is a disaster waiting to happen. I'm flexing in Jos and suddenly there's a religious riot. I'm flexing in Anambra and guess what, someone is burning down a mosque or Fulani Herdsmen are attacking. I'm flexing in Benue and Agatu comes up. I'm flexing in Warri and some militants (who.are actually nice to innocent people) smile at me and ask me to buy them drinks, so things don't get ugly. I'm driving around flexing in Lagos and a policeman flags me down...and keeps me there for 30 mins in the hope that I get pissed off and "settle" him just so i can continue my journey.


Which of those myriad problems has been solved before proclaiming the employment viability of Dressing masquerades?

Thank you Madame!

He said the problem is security!

Read full version of the new.

Oga Fayose the comic Governments r!
You lost to Mr Ojudu in a senatorial election.

drnoel:
Not the way he said it. Don't be like that. There are ways he could have said it that would pass the message.

Half a word is enough for wise.....

loomer:
Just imagine, so once that festival finish, them go turn jobless people?

It mustn't be during the festival along. Let's. create event,cultural and tourism centers. Where they can perform and recite symposiums.

Only some few Masquerades that only come out ones in
a
year. Others do parade the street to catch fun and make
money.
Tourism centres on weekends, there will cultural displays
and dance,traditional modelling
(you can bring your wife in Ankara to cat/fish walk or
elephant walk if she is fat).
Normal Masquerades perform and recite poetries.
Your children can give symposiums or poems,I will clap
and drop something.
That will get he/she note books for a term.
Papa Emeka can sell soft drinks and sachets water,
while you can sell cigarettes and hard drinks.
Mallam Adamu will sell his Suya, he will not fight you
people in the bush.
Mama Kayode can sell rice and beans at one corner.
Mama Abdullahi can sell Kunu and Zobo just close to the
gate.
All these people are doing something,instead of poke
nosing, back biting&backfiring, gossiping and stealing.
While me at the weekends, I will come catch fun,relax
and
flex away troubled system of hard work.

phemmie06:
At where, how many times did your masquerade and the masquerade of minster of masquerade Comes out in a year. Mind you this same man said there will be 365 festival in Nigeria @ early this year if not late last year, how many has been done. Stop deceiving yourself but let me tell you he will never use you as his director of the masquerade agency he's about to create .
Moreover go any part of Lagos during the masquerade festival and see what happen,

Most of them come out anytime.

Go.to Isolo and Agege area in Lagos.

Europeans are wicked!
They all leave on our sweat.

Tourism is the highest revenue in Tunisia today. Nigerians are known for criticisms. I believe 90% will criticise him. But there is truth in what he said. Creativity is the key. some Nigerians are so wicked to the extent they don't want good for their country. you better repent!!!!!! It mustn't be during the festival events along. Every weekends at Tourism centers, cultural events can be organize for tourists. Some people is there family's tradition (masquerade) or heritage. Some family no matter how rich you are,you must do it atleast once. If you are from that types of families, a career is indeed waiting for you. CREATIVITY..... How you will think outside the box(When hungry sama/ fire you) Your brain=Box. Your open eyes are seeing outside box..... When you see your environment,you will create avenues for food and income. Only some few Masquerades that only come out ones in a year. Others do parade the street to catch fun and make money. Tourism centres on weekends, there will cultural displays and dance,traditional modelling (you can bring your wife in Ankara to cat/fish walk or elephant walk if she is fat). Normal Masquerades perform and recite poetries. Your children can display symposiums or poems,I will clap and drop something. That will get he/she note books for a term. Papa Emeka can sell soft drinks and sachets water, while you can sell cigarettes and hard drinks. Mallam Adamu will sell his Suya, he will not fight you people in the bush. Mama Kayode can sell rice and beans at one corner. Mama Abdullahi can sell Kunu and Zobo just close to the gate. All these people are doing something,instead of poke nosing, back biting&backfiring, gossiping and stealing. While me at the weekends, I will come catch fun,relax and flex away troubled system of hard work.

IT MUST NOT BE MASQUERADE FESTIVAS ALONE!

Tourism is the highest revenue in Tunisia today. Nigerians are known for criticisms. I believe 90% will criticise him. But there is truth in what he said. Creativity is the key. some Nigerians are so wicked to the extent they don't want good for their country. you better repent!!!!!! It mustn't be during the festival events along. Every weekends at Tourism centers, cultural events can be organize for tourists. Some people is there family's tradition (masquerade) or heritage. Some family no matter how rich you are,you must do it atleast once. If you are from that types of families, a career is indeed waiting for you. CREATIVITY..... How you will think outside the box(When hungry sama/ fire you) Your brain=Box. Your open eyes are seeing outside box..... When you see your environment,you will create avenues for food and income. Only some few Masquerades that only come out ones in a year. Others do parade the street to catch fun and make money. Tourism centres on weekends, there will cultural displays and dance,traditional modelling (you can bring your wife in Ankara to cat/fish walk or elephant walk if she is fat). Normal Masquerades perform and recite poetries. Your children can display symposiums or poems,I will clap and drop something. That will get he/she note books for a term. Papa Emeka can sell soft drinks and sachets water, while you can sell cigarettes and hard drinks. Mallam Adamu will sell his Suya, he will not fight you people in the bush. Mama Kayode can sell rice and beans at one corner. Mama Abdullahi can sell Kunu and Zobo just close to the gate. All these people are doing something,instead of poke nosing, back biting&backfiring, gossiping and stealing. While me at the weekends, I will come catch fun,relax and flex away troubled system of hard work.

Tourism is the highest revenue in Tunisia today.
Nigerians are known for criticisms. I believe 90% will criticise him.
But there is truth in what he said.
Creativity is the key.

some Nigerians are so wicked to the extent they don't want good for their country.

you better repent!!!!!!

It mustn't be during the festival events along.
Every weekends at Tourism centers, cultural events can be organize for tourists.

Some people is there family's tradition (masquerade) or heritage.
Some family no matter how rich you are,you must do it atleast once.
If you are from that types of families, a career is indeed waiting for you.
CREATIVITY.....

How you will think outside the box(When hungry sama/ fire you)

Your brain=Box. Your open eyes are seeing outside box.....

When you see your environment,you will create avenues for food and income.
Only some few Masquerades that only come out ones in a year.
Others do parade the street to catch fun and make money.

Tourism centres on weekends, there will cultural displays and dance,traditional modelling (you can bring your wife in Ankara to cat/fish walk or elephant walk if she is fat).


Normal Masquerades perform and recite poetries.
Your children can display symposiums or poems,I will clap and drop something.

That will get he/she note books for a term.

Papa Emeka can sell soft drinks and sachets water, while you can sell cigarettes and hard drinks.

Mallam Adamu will sell his Suya, he will not fight you people in the bush.

Mama Kayode can sell rice and beans at one corner.

Mama Abdullahi can sell Kunu and Zobo just close to the gate.

All these people are doing something,instead of poke nosing, back biting&backfiring, gossiping and stealing. While me at the weekends, I will come catch fun,relax and flex away troubled system of hard work.

phemmie06:
You're talking off point, after your ojuju festival is over what will happen to your employees, or I suggest you read your minister's comments. Stop being a blindfolded supporter, remove the veil from your eyes

That's the creativity am talking about. Must it be at the festival.

During the weekends at every tourism and cultural centres.

asuustrike2009:
Maybe you can act as a masquerade instead . Must we promote masquerade because of culture? Are there no other means

Some people is there family's tradition (masquerade) or
heritage.
Some family no matter how rich you are,you must do it
atleast once.


If it is your family tradition, you better go better go dance davido.

I will come and watch you and drop something for you my bro.

phemmie06:
Oga creativity, na you hunger de disturb. Answer my question, what will happen to your employees after the masquerade festival? I guess you and your minister of masquerade are trying to breed potential beggars or thugs in order to use them as tools for 2019

Masquerade display and others events can be created at tourism and cultural centers during the weekend.



Some people is there family's tradition (masquerade) or
heritage.
Some family no matter how rich you are,you must do it
atleast once.


If it is your family tradition, you better go better go dance davido.

I will come and watch you and drop something for you my bro.

greatbrian:
Its easy. Go to your village and join the village masquerade team like he said......…..... And come back here to spill ur trash. Sycophant

Some people is there family's tradition (masquerade) or
heritage.
Some family no matter how rich you are,you must do it
atleast once.
How you will think outside the box(When hungry sama/
fire
you)
Your brain=Box. Your open eyes are seeing outside
box.....
When you see your environment,you will create avenues
for
food.
Only some few Masquerades that only come out ones in
a
year. Others do parade the street to catch fun and make
money.
Tourism centres on weekends, there will cultural displays
and dance,traditional modelling
(you can bring your wife in Ankara to cat/fish walk or
elephant walk if she is fat).
Normal Masquerades perform and recite poetries.
Your children can give symposiums or poems,I will clap
and drop something.
That will get he/she note books for a term.
Papa Emeka can sell soft drinks and sachets water,
while you can sell cigarettes and hard drinks.
Mallam Adamu will sell his Suya, he will not fight you
people in the bush.
Mama Kayode can sell rice and beans at one corner.
Mama Abdullahi can sell Kunu and Zobo just close to the
gate.
All these people are doing something,instead of poke
nosing, back biting&backfiring, gossiping and stealing.
While me at the weekends, I will come catch fun,relax
and
flex away troubled system of hard work.

nbright:
@first bolded, didn't you criticize the former administration? secondly, asking us to dress and UnCloth masquerade as a means of employment is bad. This government is a joke, a big joke.

Some people is there family's tradition (masquerade) or heritage.

Some family no matter how rich you are,you must do it atleast once.

If is not your family heritage,then market and sell your goods and services in the avenue.



How you will think outside the box(When hungry sama/
fire
you)
Your brain=Box. Your open eyes are seeing outside
box.....
When you see your environment,you will create avenues
for
food.
Only some few Masquerades that only come out ones in
a
year. Others do parade the street to catch fun and make
money.
Tourism centres on weekends, there will cultural displays
and dance,traditional modelling
(you can bring your wife in Ankara to cat/fish walk or
elephant walk if she is fat).
Normal Masquerades perform and recite poetries.
Your children can give symposiums or poems,I will clap
and drop something.
That will get he/she note books for a term.
Papa Emeka can sell soft drinks and sachets water,
while you can sell cigarettes and hard drinks.
Mallam Adamu will sell his Suya, he will not fight you
people in the bush.
Mama Kayode can sell rice and beans at one corner.
Mama Abdullahi can sell Kunu and Zobo just close to the
gate.
All these people are doing something,instead of poke
nosing, back biting&backfiring, gossiping and stealing.
While me at the weekends, I will come catch fun,relax
and
flex away troubled system of hard work.

jeytee:
Bros,so after 4 years of school which is 5 for some and 7 for others....you will now start working as a professional masquerade,can you hear yourself...even if its joblessness,bro I refuse to be that stupid,haba ...can this idiot lai Mohammed wish this for his kids....the man is just an ugly old fool,I hope You're not like him

Some people is there family's tradition (masquerade) or heritage. Some family no matter how rich you are,you must do it atleast once.

It avenue for others market their goods and services.

Is it your family heritage (Masquerade)?

Your go dance Davido song when enter the costume.

greatbrian:
Its easy. Go to your village and join the village masquerade team like he said......…..... And come back here to spill ur trash. Sycophant

Some people is there family's tradition (masquerade) or heritage. Some familyno matter how rich you are,you must do it atleast once.

How you will think outside the box(When hungry sama/
fire
you)
Your brain=Box. Your open eyes are seeing outside
box.....
When you see your environment,you will create avenues
for
food.
Only some few Masquerades that only come out ones in
a
year. Others do parade the street to catch fun and make
money.
Tourism centres on weekends, there will cultural displays
and dance,traditional modelling
(you can bring your wife in Ankara to cat/fish walk or
elephant walk if she is fat).
Normal Masquerades perform and recite poetries.
Your children can give symposiums or poems,I will clap
and drop something.
That will get he/she note books for a term.
Papa Emeka can sell soft drinks and sachets water,
while you can sell cigarettes and hard drinks.
Mallam Adamu will sell his Suya, he will not fight you
people in the bush.
Mama Kayode can sell rice and beans at one corner.
Mama Abdullahi can sell Kunu and Zobo just close to the
gate.
All these people are doing something,instead of poke
nosing, back biting&backfiring, gossiping and stealing.
While me at the weekends, I will come catch fun,relax
and
flex away troubled system of hard work.