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Politics / Re: Jonathan At Our Lady Queen Of Nigeria Catholic Cathedral, Garki, Abuja - Photos by Laycan(m): 2:25pm On Feb 23, 2015
hijodedios:
While the man of the people is busy campaigning seriously in Nigeria, putting finishing touches and strategizing very well,the housa man is in far away London doing what nobody knows,after the elections those who have worked hard to convince the people will be smilling and celebrating their victory while someone will still run outside the country again to say the elections have been rigged.If I hear say.....

Politics / Re: Jonathan At Our Lady Queen Of Nigeria Catholic Cathedral, Garki, Abuja - Photos by Laycan(m): 2:21pm On Feb 23, 2015
justi4jesu:
What a nice and sparkling smile,I wouldn't trade that smile for anything. cheesy cheesy


GEJ Till 2019

Politics / Re: Buhari Gets Listed On Chatham House Website by Laycan(m): 2:16pm On Feb 23, 2015
dre11:


I thought I was talking with someone reasonable but you proved me wrong

Won't reply you again but you can check this site your self and stop ranting

http://www.chathamhouse.org/event/prospects-democratic-consolidation-africa-nigerias-transition#sthash.mKFSTzME.dpuf

Politics / Re: Buhari Gets Listed On Chatham House Website by Laycan(m): 2:14pm On Feb 23, 2015
siraj1402:
God punish Fayose and his agents.

Amen IJN
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by Laycan(m): 12:24pm On Feb 23, 2015
God wetin I do FAAN after Nigerian Brewery don show me sometin.
Politics / Re: Yunusa Halid, PDP Youth Leader Tears Membership Card In Public (Photos) by Laycan(m): 8:24am On Feb 23, 2015
drtwist:
Y won't u tear ur card wen we knw the majority of u won't vote for PDP because GEJ is not from the north wen of course he has improve in all sector than ur Northern leaders. In ur region from Kg to university is free education, government creating job through Agriculture and others For u people yet some of u still want. Government to marry u wife. Shameless people

See me for ur injection
Politics / Re: I’m Not In Any London Hospital - Buhari by Laycan(m): 12:22pm On Feb 22, 2015
Truckpusher:
That was how Yaradua denied being sick until he ended up dead and left Nigerians high and dry.


Anti progress

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Politics / Re: I’m Not In Any London Hospital - Buhari by Laycan(m): 12:22pm On Feb 22, 2015
anonimi:
Like Yar'Adua, not so

Fayose broda

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Politics / Re: I’m Not In Any London Hospital - Buhari by Laycan(m): 12:21pm On Feb 22, 2015
Vicotex:
buhari can lie.
the only man on earth that can compete with the devil in a lie contest is BUHARI


Bro take your pills
Religion / Re: Obasanjo, Oyedepo’s Lives In Danger – Prophet Oladele Samuel by Laycan(m): 11:06am On Feb 22, 2015
shinejackie:
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l agree...... cool



Ur eye go clear like DSTv
Religion / Re: Obasanjo, Oyedepo’s Lives In Danger – Prophet Oladele Samuel by Laycan(m): 11:04am On Feb 22, 2015
Caseless:
As for oyedepo, he's on his own. Since he has the key to gate of hell, he should also have control over death.

Nah so
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A List Of All The Oil Servicing Companies In Bayelsa States. by Laycan(m): 10:06am On Feb 22, 2015
naijaspeak:
I need a list of all the oil servicing companies in Bayelsa states.


Ask G O O G L E

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Agriculture / Re: The Cassava Story. Profitability And Loss Theory by Laycan(m): 3:20pm On Feb 21, 2015
stagger:
A very enlightening story, but not strange for those of us who have done some business with government. The truth is this: you can never put critical aspects of your business in the hands of government or those claiming to represent govt.

I have had people bring proposals to me worth hundreds of millions of naira. For that particular business, the YouWIN grant gave me massive capacity to the point where I now deal with foreign clients. So I have Nigerians bringing proposals, hoping to leverage on my capacity. They tell me things like "the Minister is interested in this.." or "I have a link to the Presidency..." to "this job is for the government of so so and so state. In fact, we just met the governor the other day..." and all the blah blah blah blah blah.

When they come with this big talk, I laugh. I have been doing business since I was a teenager in the 80s. I can tell you I have seen a lot of things. People come with all sorts of big talk, big promises, big dreams. I simply laugh and put a few questions to them and puncture everything they say. Some rethink the whole job, some get annoyed, leave and then run into an endless frustrating cycle.

Back to our agriculture. You see, anyone who clearly studied OBJ's agric program which was led by Boma Anga will see that there was a lot of loopholes in the whole stuff. Noble idea, but bad implementation. No legal framework to back anything up. When it comes to cassava, you can NEVER make any money hoping to sell to processors, unless maybe like Legsupnigeria, you just have the good luck of meeting processors who can respect a commodities futures contract the way it is done abroad.

The only way to go is to buy your own processing equipment, then identify a market for your product BEFORE planting. The high perishability rate of cassava puts farmers at the mercy of processors and the processors know it. The processor can hold out for as long as possible. The farmer can not and eventually, the farmer will have to give in.

Everything in life has a plan. If you are in cassava and you are not making any plans to build your own processing factory, no matter how small, you will be in for a very long and frustrating journey. That is just the way it is.

We should also look at a number of factors. There is a lot of talk of E-10, which is supposed to be the new fuel for cars in Nigeria with 90% petrol and 10% ethanol. Do you think that project will see the light of day as long as the fuel import cabal is in place, donating billions to the ruling party? I think not. Point here: try not to depend on a govt policy. In Nigeria, policies are only as old as the governments that formulate them. We can see how difficult it has been for the composite flour policy to take off.

My 2 cents is this. Farm other crops, save money, buy your cassava processing equipment, identify a ready market for your PROCESSED CASSAVA (not raw tubers), before you actually start planting. You can sell gari, starch and flour to end users with good marketing and make your money. You do not need to put yourself in the hands of the mobile processors, companies like GIZ and all. Not worth it.

Wait ooO I remba KOKO GARI lemme cal D banj
Politics / Re: Don’t Shift Elections Again, UN Tells Nigerian Government by Laycan(m): 3:16pm On Feb 21, 2015
Charlesdonald:
The United Nations has urged the Nigerian government to ensure the sanctity of new dates for its general elections, amid increasing concerns the government may yet again move the crucial polls from March 28 and April 11.
The general elections were shifted from February 14 and 28 by the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, over security fears.

Many Nigerians and the international community have urged the government to ensure the polls are not shifted the second time. The main opposition, All Progressives Congress, APC, says the government instigated the first shift to avoid the defeat of President Goodluck Jonathan at the polls.

In a statement Friday, the UN Secretary General, Ban Ki-moon, “strongly” urged the Nigerian government and the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, to respect the new dates and ensure there are no further shifts.
“Following the postponement of general elections in Nigeria to 28 March and 11 April, the Secretary-General strongly urges the Government and the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) to ensure these new dates are maintained, in accordance with the provisions of the Nigerian Constitution,” a statement by the world body said.
Mr. Ban’s statement came days after the head of INEC, Attahiru Jega, told Nigerian Senators he could not commit to the sanctity of the new dates for the elections, saying that was outside the powers of the electoral body.
Speaking Thursday, President Goodluck Jonathan said the elections will hold as scheduled by INEC.

The United Nations Secretary General, Mr. Ban, welcomed the president’s commitment to the new calendar.
He commended the progress made by INEC in the preparation for the elections, including the distribution of Permanent Voter Cards.

He urged all relevant national institutions to continue to work with INEC to ensure all voters can exercise their constitutional right to participate in the elections freely and without intimidation.

The Secretary-General expressed strong concern over reports of election-related violence.
He urged all political leaders to adhere to their commitments under the Abuja Accord, to refrain from inflammatory statements and to immediately condemn any statements from their supporters that amount to an incitement to violence or subversion of the electoral process.
The Secretary-General reiterated to Nigerians that the United Nations will be closely following developments and is offering its full support to Nigeria at this important moment.



Source:: www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/177266-dont-shift-elections-again-un-tells-nigeria.html

Beg PDP
Politics / Re: President Jonathan Commissions 750MW Olorunsogo Power Plant (photos) by Laycan(m): 6:26am On Feb 21, 2015
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SCAMU
Car Talk / Re: Nissan Rolls Out First 'Made-In-Nigeria' Cars (Photos) by Laycan(m): 8:48pm On Feb 20, 2015
MuguliciousMUGU:
Yes, Jonathan is working and people are hating.

Only jonathan can make nigeria to become the number one best economy in the world. Thats vision 2020 coming to reality.

God bless Jonathan.

Gej till 2019


Scam
Politics / Re: Commissioning Of 750MW Olorunsogo Power Plant: Showing Live On AIT by Laycan(m): 12:50pm On Feb 20, 2015
Boboedom:
This is the GEJ we know. A transformation czar. Ride on to shame the enemies of light in Nigeria, it is within your powers now. GEJ till 2019

SCAM
Politics / Re: Commissioning Of 750MW Olorunsogo Power Plant: Showing Live On AIT by Laycan(m): 12:48pm On Feb 20, 2015
baba chapter has been close in nigeria let stand up for the man way sabi Th right man for our country Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan, GCFR, BNER, GCON [/quote]

SCAM

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Politics / Re: Commissioning Of 750MW Olorunsogo Power Plant: Showing Live On AIT by Laycan(m): 12:45pm On Feb 20, 2015
janus05:
Forward and ahead. Forget frofaganda, Gej is delivering. Flick to NTA now to see how state-of-the-art the plant is. I don decide - Jonathan/sambo 2015


SCAM
Politics / Re: Commissioning Of 750MW Olorunsogo Power Plant: Showing Live On AIT by Laycan(m): 12:43pm On Feb 20, 2015
freeanijor:
Good news jonaooooooooooo


SCAM!!!
Politics / Re: 2 Vehicles Filled With Explosives, Arms Reportedly Intercepted In Maiduguri by Laycan(m): 1:23pm On Feb 16, 2015
UrennaNkoli:

Of course it must...Nothing is stopping it , not even the US marines or an atomic bomb threat.
Ok

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Chevron Recruitment by Laycan(m): 6:16am On Feb 16, 2015
lovelyonps:
Hey guys I got this email dis morning about listing and recruitment from chevron.Could this be true ? Pls help


Dear Applicant, Your resume  request application has
been observed and processed,and you have been stated for
listing and recruitment,contact the recruitment officer
on 2348143103145  for form purchase information and
interview details,be noted that job vacancy is only
stated in Abuja,Lagos,PH,Ondo  and applicants from outside states listed
will be asked to relocate to be present for job
opportunity.any form of indiscipline is not tolerated as management will not be held responsible for disapproval of application due to inability to change residence to  the states listed above an agreement will be signed in your recruitment form when purchased for licensed authority.
     Chevron recruitment form qualifies you to
participate in the Chevron recruitment training that will
take place on the 24-02-2015 to 29-02-2015 and  chevron
is going to be responsible in all your basic amenities during the
period of the training and this is the procedure all
applicant within Nigeria and outside Nigeria will follow,
the recruitment form is not sold by Chevron it is sold by  chevron recruitment department in charge of Chevron recruitment,you are advice to purchase your recruitment form for job opportunity

SCAM abeg run 4 ur life

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Culture / Re: Oba Of Benin Is Alive -traditional Council by Laycan(m): 9:19pm On Feb 13, 2015
dgr8truth:
I don tell am RIP before. Ok since them say he never die, RIP in advance.

Haha
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Politics / Re: Female Suicide Bomber Blew Herself Up In A Crowded Market In Biu (Graphic Photo) by Laycan(m): 6:41pm On Feb 12, 2015
dealeh:
http://www.zoomnaija.com/2015/02/12/breaking-news-bomb-blast-hits-crowded-market-in-biu-7-people-confirmed-dead-graphic-photo/



At least 7 people have been confirmed dead after a female suicide bomber blew herself up in a crowded market in Biu, the largest town in Southern Borno state this afternoon. According to reports, the suicide bomber targeted the market men and women who had come to buy and sell their wares as today was their market day. Details later...*graphic pic of the suicide bomber after the cut...


...Ok...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nbplc by Laycan(m): 5:38pm On Feb 12, 2015
Nah wa ooooO,make dem re-solve the issue b4 tomorrow
Education / Re: Disclaimer! The Miraculous FUTO Owerri Water Actually Came From Broken Pipeline! by Laycan(m): 3:48pm On Feb 12, 2015
I no blive d water cure my maleria
Politics / Re: Security Operatives Surround Garba Shehu, APC Campaign Spokesman’s Residence by Laycan(m): 11:42am On Feb 12, 2015
SAI BUHARI
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Free Workforce Past Questions & Answers In PDF Format. by Laycan(m): 8:32pm On Feb 11, 2015
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Education / Re: The Miracle Tree In FUTO, Federal University Of Technology Owerri (PHOTO) by Laycan(m): 5:53pm On Feb 11, 2015
Paulchris:
I was there life and direct when clean water was gushing out of a tree in FUTO


i no drink am shaa bt i use am wash hand
.

Pics of how u wash ur hand or idonbilivit

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