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ardeks:
Which one is your own? I mean which one are you currently wasting?

None

I also don't understand this sometimes but i think the reason they prefer sex is that they also want it to satisfy their urges. They have sexual urges too you know

firstking01:
Well, my sexual life is quite awkward or something...never really explored sex sha cosa the kinda life i'm living.

You want to be a monk?

MentalCase:
I've been caught trying to escape from yaba left

Huh

NevetsIbot:
i swear that was my first lie! They know me very well to be stingy at home... Especially to my sisters. So, that lie didn't see the light of day. i told em ''mummy I got it for Favour na. Her bday is just nxt mnth''... Lol.... Mum was like ''we just entered this month, and her bday is at the nxt month ending. This boy lies tooo... Ha olorun mi...'' bible verse upon bible verse... ''dee... Dee ooo.. Come and see the gift your son got for his younger sister, its nt even any of his sisters size, let's thank him'' hehehe... Nain kasala burst. . Lol.

Hahaha, stingy goat

SoapMactavish:
I was once caught in the act by 2 dogs

I was in 200 level back then, I came home on holidays and I realised we had a new guest in d compound. She was our neighbor's younger sister that came from Abj and it didn't take long before we got acquainted and started talking.

After few days, we were already into each other and wanted to make love so bad. There was no opportunity to do dat as my nieces and nephew were around on holidays and they always talk when they observe things. She also didn't wanna do it in her sister's matrimonial home, so one evening, we sat outside in d compound until around 11pm. We joked and giggled so much until she suddenly started kissing me.

Well, to cut d long story short...it got so intense that we went to d backyard for a quickie. She dropped her short skirt, I dropped my jeans and engaged our genitals, døggy style...then suddenly, the two dogs in d house must have heard our groans and they just came, stood by, watched like they knew what was happening...couldn't make sounds to chase dem away cos I wouldn't wanna wake anybody up or get them to realise sum1 was at d backyard at dat time. It was so hilarious as these silly dogs watched the whole show....the chic is married now but we still talk and laugh over such hilarious experiences we had together.

Hahaha, i can imagine. Those dogs should have ripped your genitals off

deluxez12:
lol
during my waec days me n ma babe dey under step they discuss oo from there kissing enter na our teacher catch us oooo.....that day I faint wake up

Lmaoo

donbenedict:
lol u and dis hawaii...

Lol, how i go do

HoneyB10:
Remembering the good old days

Lol, i know you had a lot of adventures with this statement

donbenedict:
any others?

Get married, visit Hawaii etc etc

Brymo:
no wonder, sorry dat came out wrongly. I hate guys dat prey on ladies naiveness. Anyways there r tins i did wen i was naive, n i love dem, i always smile, wen i reminisce dis tins. R u still with dis guy?

See ehn, the guy used my head . Funny enough, he's still the best i ever had. We no longer together

donbenedict:
if not cuz of say I no dey Eko again eh, I for don dey hav dis dscussion wid u for outlet.



Do u hav a bucketlist? I.e things u wish to do buh u"v neva done before

Yeah, i do. A boat cruise is number one

ActOfWar:
Happy New Month Guys, God Go Bless Our Hustle
Cc dare2differ adaure4ever estharfabian carolyner smellymouth mimzy naijaboiy layla129

Same here

hifaif1:
I was caught kissing an image of the Madonna

Priest Priest

donbenedict:
Layla129 hmmmmm


U are a very baaaaaad girl

Lool, what i do?

NevetsIbot:
when mum discovered the beautiful slippers I got for my ex then.... The yeye girl didnt come aroung to get it. Mum came into my room to check on me,i no knw weting carry her go my school bag, she saw it. Kasala burst. Popsi heard, everyone heard. Thank God i deleted my chat history with everyone on whatsapp if not, they wuld have known its nt just one gir but many girls. For 2mnths everything I did was wrng '' a 16yr old buying slippers for a girl. Already a maga'' lol... Popsi talk no be small. . . And now that I think of it, I was stupid ffor buying that thing.

Hahahaha...you should have lied you bought it for your sis

DanceVille:
I understand dear.


I mean the "Do" word.

1. I like the fact that i always know people's personalties shortly after meeting them.

2. I can easily guess what's going a friend's mind...call me prof. Xavier

3. Love that i love God

4.Love my boobs and eyes

5.Love my complexion etc etc

Fynestboi:
Layla129



Can we be friends?

Why not?

Brymo:
ow old were u at dat time?

16

Brymo:
u obviously love d guy, it is far from weird, but ur mum wud b a very understanding woman. If it was my mum dat caught me kissing, o boy! I probably be in d seminary rite naw.

You don't know the hell i went through at home. The guy was just pushing me to do stupid things

DanceVille:
Sowie! Typing error.

So, can you answer my question now?

I wasn't trying to make fun of you or anything. Just wanted to be sure of the one you mean because i have different anwers for both.

Adebola02:
kindly explain ma

Ok, have you ever been caught putting your peepee in a girl's chocolate Does that help?

Brymo:
UW, wats d weirdest tin,u ve eva done, and pliz don't ask me wat "weirdest" means?

Introduce this same guy my mum caught me kissing to her

DanceVille:
What did you like about yourself?


Cc:layla129

Did or do?

slyIsaac:
But the regular you-n-him is the one your used to... And want to stick to right?

Yes na, when i start. Remember i told i am innocent?

Adebola02:
This thread must be censored i am still under 18, i don't know what you guys are saying.
Laughing

You want me to explain?

Ioannes:
what the heck do you mean by "cover it there" after wetting our appetite ba? you must finish this story abeg.

Lool, are you here to read my story? Tell us your joor

slyIsaac:
Threw the clothes she was holding at me... N walked out... Didn't eat tat night.... But she's never mentioned it,to me or anyone...

Haa, you're lucky! My mum will just call you to her room and start quoting Bible Verses for you. She will even add it to morning devotion prayers

Brymo:
i like you, because you might be a sapiosexual.

Lol, thanks

firstEVA:
I try not to get caught.

Lol, that's what we girls do. Was just careless...what love can cause ehnn