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bayulll01:
yes they imagine beautiful people and all that and also imagine the romantic scenes in those novels as well and should I not remind you again that at different levels in life humans are meant to fantasizes which you might have done on countless occasions so dat must also count as a sin as well ryt?

As a writer, i don't have to imagine having sex before i can write about it...i can write from experience. Infact that is what a lot of them do.

The fact that we sometimes have sexual fantasies or have evil thoughts doesn't make it right...it is still a sin.

The Op should be working on how to stop it and not encourage other people to do it.
We do things that are wrong sometimes, it doesn't make it right.

UyiIredia:
You are supposed to feel something na. It's not just guys. Ladies too. So you mean to tell me when u marry and u husband is touching u that side. You no go feel anything.

My husband touching me you say, not touching myself. I didn't say i don't feel anything at all...just don't feel anything touching MYSELF

True Op! Thank God, i'm not a prostitute

UyiIredia:
Why won't it. Boobs are a pleasure spot especially around the nipples. If you aren't feeling anything something is wrong.

You're a guy...its normal for you to feel that way. I don't feel anything when touching myself too. How does that make us abnormal ?

temmytee007:
thanks for the good and frank reply
in addition to the above reply you can imagine anything at anytime, in fact we all do imagine and fantasize one way or the other which you can't exclude from human thinking so that point of yours is like saying those that write novels are also sinners because they imagine beautiful women and handsome men when writing their books

They imagine beautiful people not imagine having sex with them. That thought is why masturbation is a sin not the act itself.

You can't masturbate without having carnal thoughts. Thank God you said you're a Christian...read your Bible properly

Op what do you call the thoughts that run in your brain before the act of masturbation follows?

See empty seats everywhere and they are been paid...God will deliver us in this country

Akposkool:
light skin Wetin. Nothing beats an ebony lady. Light skin ladies am sorry some carry offensive odour especially when there is heat

Lol, those are the bleaching ones

Awww , beatifullll...but i thought most guys like light skinned ladies? Why is no one picking the one on the left

osedvgirl:
hehehehehe, you were even typing the number on ya dp, oya completionnnn, 220


dial at your own peril

Who will dial 419 number?

osedvgirl:
no, 08135526.....

osedvgirl:
come and take

Oya 080...

This should be in salary section or something

PinkBarbie:
Kulboy be making ladies harbour thoughts of cheating on their boyfriends.

Lol

ZeeAfrica:
hahhahaha apart from being an ugly hypocrite, i also sense dat u r not used to finer things in life, coz if u wer, u wud not b making noise about 1 depreciating asset which u have. Tell me, dis your range rover which you love so much, what is it's year model and engine capacity? Also, apart from it, what other thing of value do u own? Now lets talk assets and not liabilities darling. What is it, apart from your arrogance, can u offer a lady, because money can't buy a real woman hey. What is it dat sets you apart from the rest? Coz nawadays everyone has got cash and cars. I mean do u know how many people driver the latest real cars here on this forum? Den u wana make noise abt one simple 1998 range rover, which had bumber bashings and fender benders which u cud not take care off, since well only certain parts we keep seeing of this vehicle of yours? Wat happened to the other parts? Why dnt we ever see dem? Is pimped even? Or u just couldnt afford to love-vendor it? Now apart from being a noise maker, wat else r u made off?, or must we just know dat de people around u constantly need to wear protection becoz of yo unending bragging, which dnt even add real value to u?

Lmaoo, is it Cork you wrote this long thing for If only you knew better

Whose picture is that last one? Someborry give me his number puleaseee

MrCork do you think i can find man here on Nairaland?

swaggzo:
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1. I HAVE A SMALL DIICK? TELL ME MORE OF THAT WHEN I SHOVE IT UP YOUR NOSE.

2. DENY ME SEX? THESE STREET GIRLS DON'T EVEN CHARGE UP TO #500 THESE DAYS. TOP IT UP TO #700 AND THEY'LL SPEND THE NIGHT AND EVEN COOK AND CLEAN BEFORE LEAVING.

3. DONT COOK FOR ME? YOU PROBABLY DOING ME A FAVOUR. SOMETIMES I TRY TO NOT HURT YOUR FEELINGS BY NOT TELLING YOU HOW HORRIBLE YOU FOOD TASTES.


WHO'S JUMPING INTO A LAKE NOW??

Vinshu hunnae, you see that? Its working!

Lool, Cork should just hand this profession over to you...you're learning fast
Cc: STFUareyouGod

1. Tell him he has the smallest Dick you've ever seen.

2. Deny him sex

3. Do not cook for him...make him hungry.

I don't know about your men over there but this should do it for a Nigerian man

STFUareyouG0d:
lol. MrsCork

Aburo Cork

MrCork:
Layla Beyansi...u the only Nairaland female that loooklike Strawberrry cherrry pinacolada fanta chocolate lemon ice cream and u make fat homebase Nigeria girls like FLawlessRebirth even loook uglier...anyways,I do under geee with this so called Sugar mummy that flies me around everytime her husband travels. She is so paranoid she refused to let me acccess the internet coz for some reason, she thinks her husband will find out.She has moiney but she is always bored...am happy to be backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk....Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

Just let magun catch you oh...still want you around

MrCork:
...but why didnt u contest for Miss Nairaland when u clearly preeeetier than 99% of all of them.....all thou I muss confess Refiner, Kashybaby....ermmm maybe Onstelly could kinda block the show...they are preety

Naah, can't stand the heat here ...they gonna turn your yummy creamy pinacolada to bitter kola if i contest Cork

STFUareyouG0d:
na me and you dey do the aproko

I know you are happy now that Mrcork is back

I am happy oh! Laughing hard already

LMaoo...Epic reaponse

MrCork:
...went on a short 1 week trip to portugal....I have this marrrried woman that spoils me anytime her husband is not around. The husband is a Pilot. Sadly the husband thinks ama nice guy..can u imagine? ..LIFE!!!

I really missed you. There's no internet in Portugal

STFUareyouG0d:
I've never seen her picture. But I'm sure she's not slim and not light skinned. I have a feeling she's fat and dark skinned


Where have you been? Layla129 missed you
How's Lucy?
Welcome back bruv

Lool, You ehnn... Aproko will not finish you

TOmmyJidex:
Na which kind hand writting font be this? You better don't use this in your exams

Lol, really strained my eyes when i was reading too

Smh

SlyIsaac comman see oh! Told ya didn't i? Not every lady likes it big like you guys think