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[quote author=PureWays post=44944813]Guy: *Frowns face* Babee, do you love me no matter what? Girl: Yes... What's wrong with you babe? Guy: I have an erection problem which makes it really hard for me to have sex and my doctor prescribed a drug for me which I've used.. Girl: Ooh babe, Pele.. How did it happen? I hope you are okay now? Guy: Not sure, was told to go test it.. Girl: How? Guy: You know now.. Stop acting like a kid.. Any guy will take it from there... ... Lol.. [/lquote]Lmaoo! She's now your testing ground yeah? |
DesChyko:Oh, now i get you...i'm aware of that too. That's why i tried my best not to limit it to just men. I generalized saying everybody lies |
UyiIredia:Didn't say all men are desperate |
pweetychyka:Lol, shey you want to tell us you've not been lied to? Comment your own too |
Tallesty1:Imagine. So, which did you create today? |
Mediapace:Explain to him not me ![]() |
chigoizie7: ![]() |
DesChyko:Lol, how? |
Eebrahym:He's a vigilante and still in active service ![]() |
WiLdFLame:Lol, you know warrai mean ![]() |
TheAgba:Errm mediaspace your help is needed here please. Explain it to this gentleman |
WiLdFLame:Yes! I know this too...then the whole thing gets dirty ![]() |
chigoizie7:Will love to stroll too hunnae* puts pepper spray in handbad*. Can we leave now? |
Mediapace:Lmao, you won't believe i almost fell for 11 once. You're a playa to have known this ![]() |
Eebrahym:Lool, silly you. I didn't fall for any ![]() |
Women lie, men lie, everybody lies. But when it comes to getting laid, men could tell alot of lies just so they could have some with you. Before sex, is probably the men that lie the most. Here are some of them; 1. Let me put the tip in: desperate moments require desperate measures and this one of such desperate lies men tell. 2. Let's take off our tops...its hot. We wont do anything: thanks to the recent hot weather and fuel scarcity we are experiencing, this beautiful lie comes handy. 3. Wanna go watch TV in my room 4. You're beautiful and it will be an honour to sleep with you: women love to feel good about themselves and men know this. Even when she looks like an ogre they still say this line. 5.Its cold here, lets get under the covers. Let's just cuddle... thats all. 15mins later, you'll be the one begging for sex. 6.Baby, i'm going to breakup with my wife/girlfriend soon. She not the one for me...you're the one for me. 7. No one will know: this lie is common when you're in a relationship and scared your man will find out. He tells you no one will know to make you feel comfortable with cheating. We all know 90% of men will still go on to tell the whole neighborhood. 8. His errection: truly, an errection left unrelieved can hurt but not so hard that he needs to have sex...unless he has used performance enhancers. Add yours. TGIF!!!! ![]() |
gbens2000:Aww, thanks |
You guys should talk about it. Hear what she has to say first...even if you're not going to believe eventually, just listen and see if its reasonanble or not. |
I don't even like hearing all these things...married woman! Rubbish ![]() |
How does this stop rape? its even going to increase it...i'm sure the rapists have sighted their next victims. ![]() |
100Cents:You call this love? Crying for no reason? even crying in his absence? |
Some ladies cry over issues sometimes, just to win the case or turn tables around( i do it sometimes) ...but your gf's own is too much. Maybe she is cool with it because you pay attention to her when she cries. I'll suggest you just ignore when next she tries it...if you can't stand it anymore, don't beg her just leave the scene and come back much later to talk things over |
Why should he think you are ugly? Were you not like this when he saw you and asked you out? |
Shopping and more shopping ![]() |
Lmaoo, tilapia fish? I don't believe this ![]() |
MrCork:Cork do you want to marry her? She's a wifey material to someone else...trust me |
iPrevail:Pushing him too hard at that age? I'm sure he's older than her and still lives with his parents and you say she's pushing him too hard? I don't see how she's sitting on the fence either...she's already making her decision |
Hey sis, you're not doing anything wrong. Infact you have taken the right decision. The good thing is you're independent already so his money is not the issue but his drive to achieve greatness. At 28, there's no time to keep messing around with someone who doesn't even want to start from somewhere no matter how little. How long is he going to remain that way? What if that business he dreams of doesn't kick off in time? Does getting a job first stop him from starting his business? I know someone who got married to exactly this kinda guy...he lost his job, and he hasn't settled for anything else since then. She has been the one taking care of the whole family for 5yrs now. Move on dear. You're not doing anything wrong..it only shows you know what you want. |
iPrevail:Did you even read what she wrote? You're reasoning like that boyfriend of hers exactly |
mrkay101:Lol, you're correct...agama eyes on you |
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its even going to increase it...i'm sure the rapists have sighted their next victims. 
