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RomanceRe: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 4:34pm On Apr 22, 2016
firstking01:
Wtf are all these huhundecided
huh
RomanceRe: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 4:33pm On Apr 22, 2016
discoprophet:
bro, ask me oh. I tire for this my crush
huh
RomanceRe: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 4:27pm On Apr 22, 2016
[quote author=PureWays post=44944813]Guy: *Frowns face* Babee, do you love me no matter what?

Girl: Yes... What's wrong with you babe?

Guy: I have an erection problem which makes it really hard for me to have sex and my doctor prescribed a drug for me which I've used..

Girl: Ooh babe, Pele.. How did it happen? I hope you are okay now?
Guy: Not sure, was told to go test it..

Girl: How?

Guy: You know now.. Stop acting like a kid..

Any guy will take it from there... grin grin ... Lol.. [/lquote]


Lmaoo! She's now your testing ground yeah?
RomanceRe: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 4:21pm On Apr 22, 2016
DesChyko:
Sister, the male and female folks today have been after each other's throats in threads like this that exposes the ills of the other sex. The thread is serene in contrast.
Oh, now i get you...i'm aware of that too. That's why i tried my best not to limit it to just men. I generalized saying everybody lies
RomanceRe: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 4:17pm On Apr 22, 2016
UyiIredia:
I hope you know not all men are that desperate. Even the ones that have sex.
Didn't say all men are desperate
RomanceRe: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 4:16pm On Apr 22, 2016
pweetychyka:
#Layla129 n #Medispace

In fact u both won't kill somebody wit laughter grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin!

Jez here to read peoples comment
Lol, shey you want to tell us you've not been lied to? Comment your own too
RomanceRe: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 4:15pm On Apr 22, 2016
Tallesty1:
We create new lies every day
Imagine. So, which did you create today?
RomanceRe: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 4:14pm On Apr 22, 2016
Mediapace:
Yea let me explain,it means to lay a girl down without doing anything as a Holyman
Explain to him not me angry
RomanceRe: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 4:13pm On Apr 22, 2016
chigoizie7:
"Calls, some agbero friends to come snatch d handbag"


Sure, we can go now
grin
RomanceRe: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 4:11pm On Apr 22, 2016
DesChyko:
Good to sfee y'all ain't killing yourselves on this one.
Lol, how?
RomanceRe: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 4:02pm On Apr 22, 2016
Eebrahym:
Thats harsh bae, is your dad a retired policeman huh
He's a vigilante and still in active service angry
RomanceRe: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 4:01pm On Apr 22, 2016
WiLdFLame:
gets dirty as how? u mean everybody get hot,horney and wet right?
Lol, you know warrai mean wink
RomanceRe: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 3:58pm On Apr 22, 2016
TheAgba:
What does it mean to get laid?

To lie down to sleep?

#JustAsking
Errm mediaspace your help is needed here please. Explain it to this gentleman
RomanceRe: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 3:54pm On Apr 22, 2016
WiLdFLame:
Let us play truth or dare??
Then d work will do itself
Yes! I know this too...then the whole thing gets dirty grin
RomanceRe: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 3:53pm On Apr 22, 2016
chigoizie7:
Chai, layla, if that is how they have been choping your kpekus, I wonder oh.

Ok, can I be your friend? @least make we go strolling, d weda is hot here, after strolling outside, we stroll inside
Will love to stroll too hunnae* puts pepper spray in handbad*. Can we leave now?
RomanceRe: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 3:51pm On Apr 22, 2016
Mediapace:
9.Let's watch red film,those nollywood films are boring

10.I hate sex,only you let me like you

11.Did you wear the .... I bought for you ?? Let me check it
Lmao, you won't believe i almost fell for 11 once. You're a playa to have known this undecided
RomanceRe: Outrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op): 3:48pm On Apr 22, 2016
Eebrahym:
Nothing to add, Sorry layla129. You actually fell for all those cheap lies shocked

Are those lies from a single guy or one guy to one lie
Lool, silly you. I didn't fall for any tongue
RomanceOutrageous Lies Men Tell To Get Laid! by layla129(op):
Women lie, men lie, everybody lies. But when it comes to getting laid, men could tell alot of lies just so they could have some with you. Before sex, is probably the men that lie the most.
Here are some of them;

1. Let me put the tip in: desperate moments require desperate measures and this one of such desperate lies men tell.

2. Let's take off our tops...its hot. We wont do anything: thanks to the recent hot weather and fuel scarcity we are experiencing, this beautiful lie comes handy.

3. Wanna go watch TV in my roomhuh

4. You're beautiful and it will be an honour to sleep with you: women love to feel good about themselves and men know this. Even when she looks like an ogre they still say this line.

5.Its cold here, lets get under the covers. Let's just cuddle... thats all. 15mins later, you'll be the one begging for sex.

6.Baby, i'm going to breakup with my wife/girlfriend soon. She not the one for me...you're the one for me.

7. No one will know: this lie is common when you're in a relationship and scared your man will find out. He tells you no one will know to make you feel comfortable with cheating. We all know 90% of men will still go on to tell the whole neighborhood.

8. His errection: truly, an errection left unrelieved can hurt but not so hard that he needs to have sex...unless he has used performance enhancers.


Add yours. TGIF!!!! grin
RomanceRe: Trouble!!!! by layla129(f): 3:11pm On Apr 22, 2016
gbens2000:
u are crazy cute without makeup kiss
Aww, thanks
RomanceRe: Is It Not Better You Didn't Know? by layla129(f): 3:08pm On Apr 22, 2016
You guys should talk about it. Hear what she has to say first...even if you're not going to believe eventually, just listen and see if its reasonanble or not.
RomanceRe: Trouble!!!! by layla129(f): 3:05pm On Apr 22, 2016
I don't even like hearing all these things...married woman! Rubbish angry
RomanceRe: Students Protest Topless Against Rape Increase On The Campus by layla129(f): 10:42am On Apr 22, 2016
How does this stop rape? cheesy its even going to increase it...i'm sure the rapists have sighted their next victims. undecided
RomanceRe: Please Help!! My Girl Friend Is Frustrating Me. by layla129(f): 9:41am On Apr 22, 2016
100Cents:
When a woman cries for you, she loves you.

So whats ur problem ?

Is she begging you for marriage ?
You call this love? Crying for no reason? even crying in his absence? shocked
RomanceRe: Please Help!! My Girl Friend Is Frustrating Me. by layla129(f): 9:23am On Apr 22, 2016
Some ladies cry over issues sometimes, just to win the case or turn tables around( i do it sometimes) ...but your gf's own is too much. Maybe she is cool with it because you pay attention to her when she cries. I'll suggest you just ignore when next she tries it...if you can't stand it anymore, don't beg her just leave the scene and come back much later to talk things over
RomanceRe: Is It Possible For Your Boyfriend To Love You Even If He Thinks You're Ugly? by layla129(f): 9:02am On Apr 22, 2016
Why should he think you are ugly? Were you not like this when he saw you and asked you out?
RomanceRe: What Turns You On For A Romantic Time? by layla129(f): 8:59am On Apr 22, 2016
Shopping and more shopping undecided
RomanceRe: Boyfriend Called Me Horrible Names by layla129(f): 8:57am On Apr 22, 2016
Lmaoo, tilapia fish? I don't believe this cheesy
RomanceRe: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by layla129(f): 6:08pm On Apr 21, 2016
MrCork:
....darrrlin could u do us a fovour....can u help Idydarling loook beaurrrrrriiful like u?....she dont looooklike wifey material & she behave like one of thoise village housegirls like Hate2u & the fat ellacute45 from Germany smiley
Cork do you want to marry her? She's a wifey material to someone else...trust me
RomanceRe: Dilemma by layla129(f): 11:39am On Apr 21, 2016
iPrevail:
No I didn't. I had someone read it to me but she wasn't loud enough sad

I think she's pushing him too hard tho. Up to the extent that they're even fighting over it sef.
In a relationship there's no sitting on the fence, it's either you're in or out. It has gotten to that point where she's got to chose.
Pushing him too hard at that age? I'm sure he's older than her and still lives with his parents and you say she's pushing him too hard?
I don't see how she's sitting on the fence either...she's already making her decision
RomanceRe: Dilemma by layla129(f): 11:17am On Apr 21, 2016
Hey sis, you're not doing anything wrong. Infact you have taken the right decision. The good thing is you're independent already so his money is not the issue but his drive to achieve greatness. At 28, there's no time to keep messing around with someone who doesn't even want to start from somewhere no matter how little. How long is he going to remain that way? What if that business he dreams of doesn't kick off in time?
Does getting a job first stop him from starting his business?

I know someone who got married to exactly this kinda guy...he lost his job, and he hasn't settled for anything else since then. She has been the one taking care of the whole family for 5yrs now.

Move on dear. You're not doing anything wrong..it only shows you know what you want.
RomanceRe: Dilemma by layla129(f): 11:08am On Apr 21, 2016
iPrevail:
Are you doing anything wrong? ..Do you need to be told? sad

The guy is simply not desperate. He prolly knows where he's going and how to get there, but you want to push him over the edge.

You're independent, he's working towards it.. Tell me why you can't work together to make progress?

If you're that desperate for a rich spouse please just quit the relationship already.. there are lots of rich dudes out there that would gleefully f*** the sh** out of you and place you where you deserve since love don't mean that much to you.

Pardon my language.
Did you even read what she wrote? You're reasoning like that boyfriend of hers exactly
RomanceRe: What has the Romance Section taught you? by layla129(op): 10:47am On Apr 21, 2016
mrkay101:
Lol.. Aunty jst one question?

What's up with ya profile.. I jst have this strange feeling u can see me through that pic. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Lol, you're correct...agama eyes on you

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