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I like that twist where his mind transcended the on-going ups and downs of his laboring wife to his past platonic and admirations. The twist will just take the audience back to a different age of Akinlabi's childhood and formative years. A drama inside a drama! You can even decide to just dwell solely on that twist and just return to round up everything at the delivery. Just a whisper. All thesame - Bravo(thumb's up) 1 Like |
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Hallelujah!!! That's one of the reasons he's worthy to be God. The creator that was not created! He is beyond human understanding!! He has no genealogy!!! He is God 1 Like |
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smilingjimmy: Obhiabaaaaaaa! Na sooo |
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There are some funny native foods carried over from the crude age which are still adamant to extinctions today. As children we ate them from our parents without options but at adulthood we are able to freely exercise our likes and dislikes over them. Some of us keep being glued to these foods why others lothe them habitually. Either because of their nutritional irrelevance or their smells cum the processes they undergo to be processed. Some adicts of these foods miss them passionately when they are out of home so, when anything warrants their leaving home they make sure they carry these foods along even beyond the borders of their nationality. WHICH OF THEM DO YOU SO SAVOUR? 1. Fried maize with pear 2. Tapioca with coconut/ groundnut 3. Bitterleaves 4. Moulded groundnut powder (ahuonka) 5. Roughly pounded roasted yam mixed with palmoil (aha) 6. Black plantane cake (osisinakpo) 7. Maize rice (izoka) 8. Koala 9. Maize sourcage (okuoka) 10. Locust beans (ogi bi ugbore) 11. Mushroom 12. Pepper 13. Wet grinded maize fried in palm oil (eka-oka) 14. Black tablet fruit (okpagha/ ugbe) 15. Garri 16. Roasted kannel oil (uden) 17. Milk-colored wax balm (ori-oyo) 18. Wet raw garri fried in oil (eka-igae or eka-igali) 19. Black, round fruit oil (amoriri) 20. Hard parp-like maize congealment (ori) etc Tell us your thing, no shame |
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Good one 1 Like 1 Share |
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I, Ebhodaghe Godstime Isimemen Ekanosetalese hereby formally declare that I'm single and searching. PERIMETERS Ethnicity: White/european,mongoloid,caucasian. Height: 5.6 - 5.75 Religion: Christianity Eye color: Blue/ brown Hair length: Long Hair Color: Grey, gold, white or brown Personal skills: Singer, Clairvoyant/Psychic, Poet and Pianist Body type: Slender/Petite/average Smokes: Never Drinks: Never Education: Natural, then Others |
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@Friedplantane May God open your eyes! Gift is different from the giver, that's why people can work miracles and still be told "I know you not" on the last day. That you have gift for clairvoyance doesn't mean a relationship with God. #Is-Smoking-A-Sin? God created everything for a purpose: NOTHING IS BAD WHEN APPLIED FOR THE RIGHT PURPOSE but even RIGHT BECOMES WRONG IN A WRONG PLACE and TOO MUCH IS BAD". Meanwhile, there's no one filled with the holy ghost that will receive his approval to smoke. That's why christianity is not by knowledge or moral principles - it's by the holy ghost! There are condictions a doctore will prescribe smoking for a patient. If I were to pastor such member I won't tell him to stop when his faith can not carry it except I was strictly instructed by the holy spirit. |
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INAME: Dialium Indum SPECIES: Velvet Tamarind FAMILY: Leguminosae |
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Yap(for sensual knowledge) but christianity is not 'religion', it's not apostle Paul's movement, it's not a physical relationship and it's not a canal or material relationship. It's a spititual rebirth where everyone is thesam, regenerated by the spirit of CHRIST - there is NO GEMDER. Gender is of the flesh or have you ever heard about anything like male or female angel? We even cary a nature superior to angel's. |
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It's generally indisputable that the number of females are more than males; in the world and in the church. But the pulpit is more of male except that the females are streamlined to populate the choir department. Even the church is ruled by the traditions of 'man' MALE CHAUVINISM/ female inferiority. Apostle paul was also a victim of this mistake despite his level of revelational grace. I people will not take it a mistake because it was said by 'their almighty, flawless' Apst Paul. The service of "the father of spirits" must not be manipulated with material ordinances(e.g gender, chauvinism). Like my page>> https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=746306948753185&refid=52&__tn__=C |
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Why these illiterate arguments? You should ordinarily know what fate awaits substance like 'catarrh' when thrown on water. It's NEVER a method of fertility test procedure oo!!! Haba |
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It's better to use the word - "into" or something else instead of outrightly using the world "love" because no matter how wallowing you are, there will still remain a part of you that will stay dry and unabsorbed because reality is yet to unveil. Insecurity or doubt is never totally ebsent from a live relationship talk less of... 1 Like |
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Due to some substrates, meat and other sorts of weightless foods with no much volume/ mass to store up and accumulate into waste heavy enough to initiate a press, there are times I won't go to toilet for days, like 2 or it equivalence. Meanwhile, when I, within these days, fart by chance, I'll personally deny that i could be responsible for such malodorous insalubrity. Honestly I tell you, it could assassinate an asthmatic patient. Though I couldn't get the press for toilet, the truth is the intestinal ducts were not totally empty or void of feces. This is proven the next time I eat food heavy enough to generate a press, when I defecate the first mole to come out will be smoother, darker and smells more devious because of age. At times, due to dehydration, it comes stronger, rumpled and in varying moles of disassembled shapes. It sometimes, even tears the anal opening when it arrives with stout and stubborn size. THE QUESTION IS Did God originally created us perfectly with such imperfection? I mean, it sucks! Or don't it? You outwardly look and smell so good but inside...? Imagine you forgetfully lost it and exuded publicly or before your fans(I mean fart)... It sucks!!! SCIENCE I keep ruminating over this issue, if God could possibly indeed craft us this way; or could it be, we lost everything "original" to The Fall Of Man? I remember, from biblical achieves, there was no rainfall let alone erosion menaces, there was no hot sun to make man sweat like xmas goat and unconditionally fall hungry with starvation in every ounce of his entirety. There were also no crude, heavy, semi-refined or refined foods to so fill us up and culminate to a press for defecation. Of course there were no waste. Trees were not shedding leaves, animal not dying, flowers kept blossoming. Longevity wasn't a prayer point. These make me think God may not have created us to have anything to do with going to toilet. Adam with Eve was only feeding on fruits and nectars; they were not gluttons. Of course the satisfaction of: *sufficiency/ fullness, *beauty as of splendor, *environs as of grandeur, *tranquility as of haven, *conduciveness in all comfort, *absence of want and need and *the fear of nothing or rivalry, were all more than enough to leave no space for desperate hunger. So, tell me don't you think sin actually brought the holozoic mutation? Or... Air your view |
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Due to some substrates, meat and other sorts of weightless foods with no much volume to store up and accumulate into waste heavy enough to initiate a press, there are times I won't go to toilet for days, like 2 or it equivalence. Meanwhile, when I, within these days, fart by chance, I'll personally deny that i could be responsible for such malodorous insalubrity. Honestly I tell you, it could assassinate an asthmatic patent. Though I couldn't get the press for toilet, the truth is the intestinal ducts were not totally empty or void of feces. This is proven the next time I eat food heavy enough to generate a press, when I defecate the first mole to come out will be smoother, darker and smells more devious because of age. At times, due to dehydration, it comes stronger, rumpled and in varying moles of disassembled shapes. It sometimes, even tears the anal opening when it arrives with stout and stubborn size. THE QUESTION IS Did God originally created us perfectly with such imperfection? I mean, it sucks! Or don't it? You outwardly look and smell so good but inside...? Imagine you forgetfully lost it and exuded publicly or before your fans(I mean fart)... It sucks!!! SCIENCE I keep ruminating over this issue, if God could possibly indeed craft us this way; or could it be, we lost everything "original" to The Fall Of Man? I remember, from biblical achieves, there was no rainfall let alone erosion menaces, there was no hot sun to make man sweat like xmas goat and unconditionally fall hungry with starvation in every ounce of his entirety. There were also no crude, heavy, semi-refined or refined foods to so fill us up and culminate to a press for defication. Of course there were no waste. Trees were not shedding leaves, animal not dying, flowers kept blossoming. Longevity wasn't a prayer point. These make me think God may not have created us to have anything to do with going to toilet. Adam with Eve was only feeding on fruits and nectars; they were not gluttons. Of course the satisfaction of: *sufficiency/ fullness, *beauty as of grandeur, *appeals as of splendors, *tranquility as of haven, *conduciveness in all comfort, *absence of want and need and *the fear of nothing or rivalry were all more than enough to leave no space for desperate hunger. So, tell me don't you think sin actually brought the holozoic mutation? Or... Air your view :-XDue to some substrates, meat and other sorts of weightless foods with no much volume to store up and accumulate into waste heavy enough to initiate a press, there are times I won't go to toilet for days, like 2 or it equivalence. Meanwhile, when I, within these days, fart by chance, I'll personally deny that i could be responsible for such malodorous insalubrity. Honestly I tell you, it could assassinate an asthmatic patient. Though I couldn't get the press for toilet, the truth is the intestinal ducts were not totally empty or void of feces. This is proven the next time I eat food heavy enough to generate a press, when I defecate the first mole to come out will be smoother, darker and smells more devious because of age. At times, due to dehydration, it comes stronger, rumpled and in varying moles of disassembled shapes. It sometimes, even tears the anal opening when it arrives with stout and stubborn size. THE QUESTION IS Did God originally created us perfectly with such imperfection? I mean, it sucks! Or don't it? You outwardly look and smell so good but inside...? Imagine you forgetfully lost it and exuded publicly or before your fans(I mean fart)... It sucks!!! SCIENCE I keep ruminating over this issue, if God could possibly indeed craft us this way; or could it be, we lost everything "original" to The Fall Of Man? I remember, from biblical achieves, there was no rainfall let alone erosion menaces, there was no hot sun to make man sweat like xmas goat and unconditionally fall hungry with starvation in every ounce of his entirety. There were also no crude, heavy, semi-refined or refined foods to so fill us up and culminate to a press for defication. Of course there were no waste. Trees were not shedding leaves, animal not dying, flowers kept blossoming. Longevity wasn't a prayer point. These make me think God may not have created us to have anything to do with going to toilet. Adam with Eve was only feeding on fruits and nectars; they were not gluttons. Of course the satisfaction of: *sufficiency/ fullness, *beauty as of grandeur, *appeals as of splendors, *tranquility as of haven, *conduciveness in all comfort, *absence of want and need and *the fear of nothing or rivalry were all more than enough to leave no space for desperate hunger. So, tell me don't you think sin actually brought the holozoic mutation? Or... Air your view |
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Some of you are still adding clauses, "so long it's circumstantial", "if there are no underwear". What's wrong to wash her underwear when there's nothing wrong to wear her 'under' on your dick? You're still struggling with the illiterate mentality of 'Male Chauvinism'. 1 Like |
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SEE HER AS THE RECEIVER OF THE ACTION/ EXPRESSION "Object" is figuratively used to summon your scope to envisage her as 'solely made to be showered with love and nothing more. When you conceive this picture in your mind, every gaze you launch on her will only remind you of loving her. Furthermore, the use of "object" in this literal sense is not grammatically wrong. Object is the receiver of the verb(action) in a sentence(an expression); be it pronoun, noun or noun head |
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I dated a girl who was deflowered at 14, now 20 and has had not less than 8 guys in her life YET she told me that I was the first to romance(have pre-intimacy with) her. Lies down, spreads apart, action! That has been the experiences all along. No wonder they use the term "use". Higher percent of males use women as mare sexual tool, either they never learned, too in haste for it, consider it not necessary or feel the woman would have it all should pre-intimacy come in. I don't truly know One thing I know is, except it is mutually done, it is never sex(maybe a masturbation in disguise) WOMAN IS AN OBJECT OF LOVE God gave man speedy arousal so that he wouldn't be cheated spending time on the woman. The male can wake up in a twickling but the woman(after being convinced to buy into the deal), also needs a lot more dedication to attain love and sexuality fulfilment. Their emotions are more elaborate. From the words you say, the look you give, your motions and punctuations, your first touch and how you rounded up, everything matter to the woman and plays specific role each, in igniting the elaborate entirty of the woman psychological frame. TOP TO TOE So long you are not with a commercialist, it must be "love making". 'Top to toe' is the secrete(matrimonial - pardon me) language I use for my woman. Whichever means the call or message comes, once she hears those words she knows it's me. I start from the hair(top): mopping and scrubbing gently, progresses to the ears: tickling, rubbing and sucking(with whispers), progresses to the neck: leaking, sucking and tingling, progresses to the shoulders and neck bones: the neck bone carries extra electrons. I string this rigion like spanish guitar with tongue, palm and finger. TALKING As you are busy, there should be symultenous oration and eulogy on her appeal, looks, smell, figure, sound of her voice, hot breath and hearybeat. What you say along audably lubricates your works on her. You must also learn to ask her opinion about how and where you touch her - whether she likes it or not. There should be communication all the way. THE JOURNEY CONTINUES While around the shoulder, I travel through her arms to the palms, stringing, leaking and sucking. I suck the whole finger one by one. The elbow joint is a strong receptor... Progress to the ribs, around the breast(don't climb too fast to the breast, playing around it to gradually snick up on it increases its electrons and erection. I don't sqweez too hard except she asked though science says it prevents cancer invasion, it facilitates sagging too. I progress to the navel, all around tommy and lower ribs. I turn her around, leack and suck the waist to the butocks: tapping and spanking them triggers her hidden charges and stir a psychoemotional surge. I progress tthrough the back laps to the joint, these back laps and leg joints need some more attentions. I progress to the legs, then turn her around to resume through the toes(suck the toes one by one). I progress through the legs(front side now), to the laps till the abdomen - the clitoris' vibration is uncanny. You must play with it, suck it and tickle the nipples along. Always remember the recipes of words as you labor on. The woman is and object to be decorated with love Your progress lies in her joy Learn the art of romance. Or have you been cheating/using/uppressing/enslaving her ![]() |
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You mean say this woman still dey Bleep? Na wa ooooo! hmm hnm? But our country... Them nor go chop bribe cover this one so? |
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Over the years I've always heard about demands for INFANTS, VIRGINS & or MAD people when potent sacrifices or rituals are to be carried out. What makes these three categories of people exceptionally potent in demonism, why are they held with preferential regards?
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The marriage has been sick from the scratch The present tide is a warranted culmination Your healing equally needs from the scratch You've both been victims of canal attraction The twain MUST be ONE flesh Can one keep privacy from self? 1 Like |
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These three questions are fundamental in dealing with your case: 1. Did she have any CS issue before meeting you or during delivery of your kid? 2. Has this problem been from the onset or started half way circumstantially? 3. Do you know the difference between love-making and having sex? Let's diagnose before prescribing |
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