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Family / Did You Do This As A Child? by LazyGod(m): 5:39am On Sep 06, 2015
When I delay brushing my teeth even after I've bathed, I'll still feel unclean. There were days we threaded thorns, dungs and muds with bare feet comfortably with no iota of irritation or allergy. Whenever the sun gets a little beyond morning sun, I get Thelma agitated yet there were days - childhood - when we played tirelessly up and down, under the most hostile of all sunshine ever and may not even bath, brush teeth for days. We even pick and eat stuffs from the ground(especially bushes) without a flash of hygiene consciousness.

WHAT HAS CHANGED?
The worst of all was not going to the dust bin on bare foot but look at the most pathetic of all. When I saw this today I couldn't assemble it in my paradigm. Two titans clashed my thoughts:
1. What on earth is this...!
2. You have done this too

Honestly, i was not innocent at this age as well but right now, the mere witnessing of this parentless act rendered my entire chemistry in disarmament. In the abyss of my riotous thoughts, I paced over these questions
Should the blame go to the parents?
Or is it just normal for the low lifer?
Did we feel anything then which I'm feeling now as a witness?

The rain just elapsed and this very floor is muddy enough to stain his anus far more than the fiesc he's trying to wipe. My mind was rowdy so I decided I will ask you too:
Did you do this in your childhood?
Can you still do it now??
What changed?

Tell us your own side of the story!

Family / Re: What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Spouse Is Having Sex With Your Sibling? by LazyGod(m): 10:15am On Aug 08, 2015
harffie:
Not possible.



It happens everywhere my dear
Career / Re: HELP: I'm Deeply In Love With My Boss!!! by LazyGod(m): 6:34pm On Aug 01, 2015
YerYer:
I actually took the time to read your story and I don't see where you instantly developed love for your boss. Rather it seems like your female boss has noticed your unprofessional conduct at the work place, first you are caught flirting with a client's daughter, secondly she has noticed the sensual tension/crush between you and your coworker. It may be that she has feelings for you (your hor*ny thoughts) or she's candidily pointing out to you that you are being unprofessional. The later is probably the case. To me it seems like you cannot control your sexual urge; you are attracted to your boss, your coworker and clients. You need help with controling yourself, detest from watching too much porn, focus on the task at hand, if you get the urge to flirt or fantasize about women immediately distract yourself by listening to music or reading a news article.

Don't let Konji be the reason for your termination.

The overlying issue I see here is, he is lonely. There is no woman presently in his life, that's what is inflating the whole flirting and lusting drive. My guy, just settle your mind and get a woman. It's even unecessarily torturing to lust and lone emptily. Having a woman will outrightly curb the crap.

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Poems For Review / Missing Someone by LazyGod(m): 8:04am On Jul 18, 2015
In bed all day
My heart elsewhere
I listen to the door
If the steps I swear
Might stop to hit my door
But Trudge my heart away


I lie looking my phone
My love's not reachable
Several voices like my love's
Several smells like my loves


I struggled off the bed
Peep through the door
Several moves like my love's
Several shapes in distance
The sounds of mobility
Heralds of false hope


Oh my bloodless war
Though I fight no rival
Tears me yet so raw
My heart feeds on thuds
Makes me wanna stool


The maker gave no strength
To conquer loneliness
Mulling, sighs and thirst
at rest I war, no rest
In silence my soul croons
All I crave is you.

tHe pOet

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Travel / Re: The Poverty Stricken People Of Patani Forest, Delta State by LazyGod(m): 2:03pm On Jul 14, 2015
The problem with Africa is, despite this adversity, they will still be procreating like fowl laying eggs!!!

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Literature / Re: Which Book Are You Currently Reading? Share Some Thoughts! by LazyGod(m): 1:50pm On Jul 14, 2015
Presently, I'm reading myself. I actually took the battle to the gate since middle of last 2 yrs realizing how much, knowing myself surpasses all knowledge acquirable.

Right now I'm breaking all ice - cracking my pinea body out of dormancy

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Literature / Worry About Now by LazyGod(m): 9:20pm On Jul 13, 2015
Taking things back to where they were
Is one of men's fantasies
That never see reality


'Was' is history
'Is' is opportunity
'Will' is probability


Dream is no guarantee for longevity
Visions are not void of failures
Or cut out of being cut off


Let every breath bear purpose
The moist hatch a goal
Scenes don't linger
But stories are for act


The head is never out of ink
The mind's chatter never blink
The past is too much a burden
For yet to come is yet a version
The present is but new'r laden

tHe pOet
Career / Project Fame Form Download Or Print by LazyGod(m): 11:36am On Jun 27, 2015
How do i get MTN ProjectFame Form in my hand to take along when going for the audition?

They sent me a link, registered online and submitted but they still requested I come with the form in my hand for the audition. How can I get it to print or download?
Business / Re: BVN Deadline: See The Long Queue At Unity Bank Auchi For Bank Verification NO. by LazyGod(m): 4:08pm On Jun 24, 2015
jamesbridget13:
deadline is 30th b
ut i strongly bliv it ll be extended



That's the day I'll be getting my alawi
Politics / Re: Adams Oshiomhole And Wife, Iara In Ethiopia (Photo) by LazyGod(m): 8:33pm On Jun 04, 2015
holicalpha:
She's pretty and He's......... Well a SEXY LOOKING OLD MAN grin

Anytime I look at the both of them it replenishes my urge to Be successful and Hella rich so I can bang ANY girl of my choice grin

- Valar Morghulis.



The dead 'may' never die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

na MAY sha
Phones / Re: Have You Seen A Phone With 5 Batteries? See It Here by LazyGod(m): 9:08pm On May 09, 2015
I want to see the front side before I consider it
Culture / Re: How To Identify A Nigerian (pic) by LazyGod(m): 9:41am On May 06, 2015
jamex93:
eat---chop
laugh----laf
walk-----waka

some times dem go call am 2 times

like

chop chop
waka waka
sabi sabi



grin grin


FTC things e sweet pass food


ChopU chopuUh
Romance = bhomans / vbomans
Bread = Bbhead
Computer/laptop = system
Touch screen = screen touch
Storied building = upstir
Mudguard = motorguide
Remind me = remember me
Cat = pussycat
Religion / Let's Do The Praise by LazyGod(m): 9:16am On May 06, 2015
The sculptor of eternity,
The designer of the breath,
The electroengineer of the veins,
The algorithm for the mind's chatter,
The peristalsis and the antiperistalsis of the
gastrointestinal tract,
The bloodless life in the stomach,
The relay in the heart,
The length limit of the body fur,
The determinant of blood group,
The spontaneous obedience the body's reflexes,

The pick of the heavens,
The cleft of the mountains,
The depth of the valleys,
The boundaries of the space,
The veil on the water,
The freshness of the morning,
The greens of the field,
The beauty our souls desire,
The splendor our spirits long for,
The link cum immortal and mortal,

The smoothness of the mirror,
The brightness of the sun,
The wisdom that favors the sick with death,
The impulse that is not impulsive,
The purity of exposed rivers,
The hand that tailored energies,
The small voice that overrides a noisy market,
The doorway in the grave,
The color of the wind,
The end of eternity,
...
Jokes Etc / Re: Joke Of The Day:- Becareful Of The Kind Of Cloth You Put On, See What Happened by LazyGod(m): 11:59am On Apr 30, 2015
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Blurry:
Funny...


This' even the funniest
Romance / Re: 7 Signs Your Girlfriend Isn’t Meant To Be Your Future Wife . by LazyGod(m): 8:57am On Apr 27, 2015
[/color]If not sharing same faith


Imagine a christian with a hindu who worship almost 3million gods[color=#006600]
Romance / Re: Ladies: Would You "Settle Down" With Him In A Self-Contain? by LazyGod(m): 8:17pm On Apr 16, 2015
The author of this thread thinks and answers roughly because he is from a wealthy family and has not tasted nor experienced the low lives beneath the grassroots of Africa. So you talk vulgarly and see self con as too low to live in as couple.

Or maybe you are just pretending...


What is the problem with one room if affordability wasn't available
Family / Re: Angry Wife Exposes Chat Messages Between Her Husband And Other Women!!! by LazyGod(m): 1:35pm On Apr 09, 2015
If like you said he has been a good husband, just let things be that way.

Rewind your brain to before you found the chats, neutralize and tell yourself "I've the best husband in the world." Then live on as usual otherwise you will only destroy your marriage by yourself and your kids will bear the weightier punishment.

I know this counsel is strange and senseless but I tell you, it's the best.
Travel / Re: Photos: 4 Nigerian Students Found Dead In An Apartment In Georgia by LazyGod(m): 1:21pm On Apr 09, 2015
Islie:


So, its only their own apartment.......


Why do I have the feeling that this is not the whole truth

THE NEWS DOES NOT EVEN SOUND TRUE
Romance / Re: Women And The Lies Of 25yrs Of Age? by LazyGod(m): 12:38am On Apr 08, 2015
Krystalxxx:
Hmmm nice thread . But the girls I know don't lie about their age So I don't get the point here....personally if I was thirty I wouldn't lie about it undecided


This person must be a girl and those that are giving thumbs up to this response must be too. Which means they are all involved in the lie, apparently doing it right here right now too.
Politics / Re: What Jonathan Told Buhari On Phone by LazyGod(m): 8:31am On Apr 03, 2015
Equalizer:


What's the difference between Leader and Ruler?


*A LEADER lives for the people but A RULER lives on the people
*A LEADER carries the people along with concern but A RULER uses the people self-centeredly
*A LEADER utilizes authority (moderator) but A RULER usurp it (dictator)

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Politics / The Giant Of Africa by LazyGod(m): 11:54am On Apr 02, 2015
Have you ever sit down to give your thought some minutes to ruminate over THE REALITY that Nigeria - the giant of Africa - has no "refinery"?

REFINERY!!!

How does it even sound?
How does seem??
How does it feel
Celebrities / Re: Photo: Before Tonto Dikeh Lost Her Innocence by LazyGod(m): 12:26pm On Mar 26, 2015
DoTheNeedful:


I have never seen any guy called life. Is life your husband

It's figurative and it's really conveying with indepth momentum
Celebrities / Re: Photo: Before Tonto Dikeh Lost Her Innocence by LazyGod(m): 12:23pm On Mar 26, 2015
Before she joined illuminati
Religion / Re: #the-baptism-of-fire. Text: John 15:4-5 by LazyGod(m): 2:20pm On Mar 23, 2015
I invite you to like my page - https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=746306948753185&v=feed&_rdr.

Right here, the occult activities of God are stripped naked in the glamour of his son. This deluge of eternal illuminity I hitherto ambassadize.
Religion / #the-baptism-of-fire. Text: John 15:4-5 by LazyGod(m): 2:15pm On Mar 23, 2015
The first place baptism was mentioned throughout the bible was NT - Mtt. 3... - by John Baptist.

*WHAT IS BAPTISM?
Baptism etymologically stems from the Greek word 'baptizo' which primarily means "dip", immerse". There are three types of ~ Matt. 3:11
1. Water ~
2. Holy Ghost ~
3. Fire ~
But so many preachers don't know there is difference between the 2nd and the 3rd ~

Some theologians tried to indict some events in the OT - crossing of the red sea, Noah and the flood etc, - as anti types of water baptism whereas one striking thing(the truing characteristic of baptism) is missing in this two indictments...
>Experiment<
»Apparatus:
1. a bowl
2. water
3. a piece of foam
»Procedure:
Fill the bowl with the water and put the piece of foam into it.
»Result:
(a). the foam sunk (covered outwardly)
(b). the foam got soaked (filled inwardly)

COMPARE AND CONTRAST
1. In crossing the red sea, the Israelites passed on a dry ground and an empty space(atmosphere) over them. There was no contact with water.
2. Noah was concealed in a wooden house and was made to float. There was no contact with water.

If you don't grasp these details you won't gain the in-depth message the master pictured through baptism. One OT event that corroborates with baptism is the issue with leprosy (Lev. 13). The correlation is thus, where the priest will have to sprinkle an ex-victim of leprosy with pure water mixed with a bird's blood and some herbs, to certify(sanctify) and "publicly confirm that the person is eligible to cohabit or be united with the generality of the society" once again". This public annunciation & declaration of integration decision and qualification is the correlation thereon. The red sea and Noah events both point to 'salvation'. They were saved FROM the water NOT the other way round.

Water baptism does not save, does not cleans/purify, does not give power, does not bring about anything 'change' in the life of the baptized. However, these three types of baptisms are interwoven.

SYMMETRY INTER-ALIA
*Water baptism fills one up like fire baptism and fire baptism can not be without holy ghost baptism.
*water baptism is physically representative (shadow) of holy ghost baptism(reality); as the seal/mark of belonging in the family of Christ - Eph. 4:30, while that mark of belonging(holyghost ~) entitles you to the power which is the ~ of fire.
When you except Jesus, the second baptism takes place immediately, It is the stamp of ownership God places on you.

NOTE:
1. the second baptism does not give power, it is the holy ghost in "a quenched form" residing in you.
2. Water baptism does not actually meet the goal, it's just a shadow so, there is no need dogmatizing it. We do it to fulfill all righteousness(not as necessity).
3. Jesus was born in OT so, though he was birthing the NT yet had to observe some salient shadow(in OT) to highlight(for our attention a) pivotal reality (of NT)- holy ghost baptism which validates our belonging.
4. The second baptism actually comes first, it happens immediately you accept Jesus - God's seal/mark of ownership.
5. Your physical life will yet assume little or no change despite the occurrence of the 2nd ~, except with passing time.
6. It is holy ghost ~(filling/ being filled) that makes the difference.

The power to be a practitioner after you have become a christian(holyghost ~), is to be filled(fire ~).
*John said "but he shall baptize you with holy ghost and with fire - Mtt. 3:11
Jesus affirmatively explained the 'fire', "and you shall receive POWER after that the holy ghost(2nd ~) has come upon you" Acts 1:8
Apst. Paul reiterated, "be not drunk with wine wherein in excess but be filled with the holy ghost" Eph. 5:18
My translation of Paul, "as *the excess* of wine takes control(which should anyway never be our case), let us crave the *3rd ~* (the excess) of the holy ghost. Eph. 5:18

When apst. Paul said "be filled", he was talking about the 'fire' John mentioned which is thesame as the 'power' Jesus christ confirmed. This is the difference between a nominal christian and a practicing christian or a weak one and a triumphant one. The reason devil can still buffet you with affliction like when you were yet to know christ is not because there is no holy ghost in you but because you are not filled; you lack the power. The reason you still struggle with in-dwelling/ habitual sins(sins in your bloodline or associated with your race) is because you lack the fire. It's not because you don't belong to God or have the holy ghost - NO! It's rather because you have not been kindled or maybe once kindled but has been quenched.

When we are talking about the baptism of fire(which many preacher mean when they talk about he baptism of the holy ghost), it is not for the holy ghost to enter you anew - NO! It's rather, for the fire/ power of God to possess you afresh, for the holy spirit in you to be allowed out of dormancy with specific scepter(s)/ portfolio(s). It is a matter of divine ordination; God releasing HIS ZEAL into your life to function for him again. It is a matter of you losing the control of your life over to God. Like the excess of alcohol does. It is the power that displays your life in new windows and causes the newness thereof to rupture. This is the power that turns you into god. It is the power you desire! The power you need to have!! The power God wants you to have!!! The breath of exploit.

It is God connecting you to his fountain. This brings us to our text - Jn. 15:4-5
You must be connected and continually connected to the fountain and flow of God's power and purpose. It involves being involved in his businesses on day to day basis. Ceaselessly on course with his course, driven and active for Him. That is what it means to 'abide' and that is how the power/ fire accumulates and sustains - to "be filled".

More to this fortunately, God sends down fire from heaven in meetings and moments like this. Where atmosphere and heart(s) with genuine huger are presented before him. Oh how much it is the father's delight that the children walk in light!
*He released it in the time of Moses - Lev. 9:24
*He released it in the time of Solomon - 2Chro. 7:1
*He released it in the time of Elijah - 1kings 18:38, 2kings 1:10
*He released it on the apostles - Acts 2:2-3
"He is the true light which lighteth every man that cometh to the world" Jn. 1:9

He is here to release it again - hallelujah!!!
Romance / Re: Can You Name This Kiss(pix) by LazyGod(m): 6:14pm On Mar 20, 2015
grin ;DDon't underrate religious hypocrisy sha grin
Family / Re: See What A Father Did To His Daughter.....pics Not Appealing *beware* by LazyGod(m): 11:38am On Mar 19, 2015
That's why the kid is ugly: parents' character and treament towards their kids reflect on the kids

I really feal deeply for most African children who would have been better off in slavery or orphanage compared to the circustances they face even under their parents.

The govt neeed to add PARENTING to school curriculum as a subject/coursee.
Phones / Can Any Of These Browsers Work On Bold 9700? by LazyGod(m): 8:38pm On Mar 17, 2015
Opera mini is no longer supported by google and a single wave in network makes inbuilt browser dysfunctional.

Google suggests:
Chrome, Fire Fox, Internet Explore & Safari for me but I can't download any of these. Do you think any of them can work on bold 9700? Or is there any way out?

Pls, response highly anticipated and appreciated.

Thanks.

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