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The story is way longer than y'all think, she's been my gf for over 2 years so if we break up and I take back only 18k then I'm very generous

Muffassa:
Man of the year 🙌 hakimi lite
But wait o 9ja babe gave you her ATM card for that long knowing fully well that some money dey inside. Omor

na God wan catch am, she don drink 2 double black forget herself lol

h0pze3:
10 Heineken beer 🍺 for you my beloved comrade

my bro, this girl wan chop my eye, but e hook am, funny enough she had only 20k in her account now she has 2k 😂

So I'll be brief.... My ex and I got into a nasty argument last month and we broke up... We didn't talk until my birthday last week, she reached out and said we should fix things, I said fine, we got talking and met today abi yesterday, Sunday sha, so I took her swimming at a nice hotel with a nice pool, bought what she wanted and stuff, while there I don't have an ATM card but she did so I sent money to her account and used her card to pay, because she was in the water she couldn't type her pin so she told me... Here's the turning point, while in the pool I caught her giving one guy her number, I just lock up like I no see, we left and I said I wanted to buy fish, she said let her drop some things she brought at home and she'll meet me there at the fish spot, I said ok, while waiting this girl started taking time, I called and she didn't pick, I kuku took my fish and left, then I texted her and told her that so she left me to go see that guy she gave her number and her reply was I'm sorry, well I no too send, I just went to a POS across the road and withdrew the 15k I spent on her today from her card.. and yes it's from her own money, babe wey I don already relegate wanted to come back and wreck me, as a guy man I no dey dull, I've taken my money back sha and I'm very happy, I even took extra 3k for the fish I bought making 18k... When she's ready she can come and pick up her ATM card. I blocked her on WhatsApp too... If that isn't instant karma then I dunno what Karma is 😂😂😂

Uniquetani1:
Trash or home training?
Besides if a lady does all the above, na una go still tag her as being cheap

Says who

gentlegiant95:
one thing with hoes is that they always have a story to tell. Don't fall for it.

They're always victims of circumstance lmao

Remove that rubbish from your head

gentlegiant95:
lol. Her mom is late. But I'm saying from what she told me, I deciphered that her mom had a similar lifestyle. So e dey blood.

Ohh well, I dey always avoid loose girls for relationship, we can be fwb tho

Rolexxxy:
I have been in relationship with this my guy for four years but things never happened the way it is happening now.

My guy doesn't pick up my calls regularly.

He doesn't invite me and anytime I propose to come, he forms too busy


This guy is now seen in different cbubs.

He drinks alot and doesn't buy anything for me.

He is just behaving weird and I am not okay. Please advise me as I am not ready to lose this guy as I have done so much for him.

I have a shoulder you can cry on

You will grow out of it, you're likely in your early 20's

gentlegiant95:
I met a girl last year, and because of my chilled non-judgmental vibe, she was free enough to tell me about her escapades and even her family background. I got to know that even her mom got a similar lifestyle. Well, We were just FWB, so I was just chopping my thing till I ended it.

You mess up o, you for chop the momsy too

Harrisonsmart:
Why is everyone saying this?

Unless you're new in the Nigerian dating pool, everyone knows our girls conversation skills are trash, not to talk of seduction

Dude looks like a gaybriel

Depending on the kind of past I may overlook or I may go my own way.... If she has done multiple abortions no way, my current banny don abort for me, tho I was her first and I'm still sticking with her, in that case I know her past so I've decided to be with her, but past pass past sha

No be with Nigerian girls

The future is femail

Haymus007:
UCL wey una no go pass group stage lmaoo

Can you bet your life on this assumption?

Oboto700:
if you win EPL call me bastard.. and if you don't you are a bastard

Okay, I'll be glad to remind you of this in May

Oboto700:
you want to win EPL you can't beat the current champions. Go and check past winners.. they always beat the holders.. team without Depth. some nairaland girls pussy get Depth pass arsenal team.

Return leg is there for a reason

Oboto700:
you won't win any..

I have nothing to say other than mark this post and quote me in May when we lift the trophy... If you fail to do so then you are a bastard

COYG but the ultimate goal is the EPL this season.... I could care less about what happens in the Europa league... This will be our last appearance there anyway next season we will finally play the UCL anthem at the Emirates... I fit cry that day

With your forehead like ogunmekpor sharafa

Here for the comments and lies

A huge win for democracy and rule of law

BigBrother9ja:
But all the OSU igbo actors opm man has been helping, why can't they ask their former state governors too?

Stop crying

He should ask tinubu the Lagos landlord for help

I can't even begin to can 😂😂 so this kind thing dey?? Omo make I give you example wey just happen last night, I'm supposed to go back to Abj today, told my girl instead of her to be happy she come bill me, I change am for am, she called me crying that she needed that money badly, I told her to cry to God 😂, after that she started giving me attitude, telling me she wants to break up, I'm like omo if you wan end 2yrs relationship cos you bill me and I no chest am na you sabi, I come give her reality check, I made her understand it's her time she's gonna waste, and I made her know I had options, last thing I told her was that I was archiving she and her chat 😂😂 Omo after an hour she texted me back calling me "Bae" with this emoji 😒 ... Naso I laughhhhh the manipulation failed but she still came back, now she's going to wait for me at home tomorrow and I'm gonna b*ng the living hell out of her kitty.... Moral of the story, don't simp and don't fall for their manipulation all women manipulate, they love it when you don't fall for it, it's called GAME for a reason, learn to play

It's called puberty, everyone goes through it, their bodies are changing and they want to explore these changes, it's nature, you can't stop puberty, if you stop them from fvcking each other you won't stop them from masturbating in private.... Just let nature run its course, admittedly maybe social media has done its own bad by over publicizing s*x but that's about it, the rest is pure hormones change

woginid967:
My ex used to act p*rn and get paid. I never knew until i was ready to marry her and a prophet exposed it and she confirmed it but she covers her face in her videos.... I was heart broken.... She was my dream girl and i was a loyal dude back then... But after that I swore never to take any lady serious and to smash and move.

After i left her I began to understand why she was a maniac and spontaneous. She told me all of them who act such are into drugs, yet she was in the legion of Mary in our parish. I gave up and moved on.

Na maami Igbagbo?