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Rastamann:
So person no go live im life again for campus because of cultist? God punish them!

leave dt op
come to tink of it tis is lyk d 2nd dumb thread i have seen on nl within 2 days

progress69:
For the wailers who hapilly invaded this thread thinking they will see something to masturbate about, Sorry for the disapointed. Am dure some of you Ekpas will only read the headline and fly to comment.

Back to the matter;

In 2009 when I became governor of Central Bank, the Nigerian government spent N291 billion that year subsidizing petroleum products.

“Two years later in 2011, N2.13 trillion was spent on the same subsidy, so has our population increased ten fold? It was very clear that this wasn’t oil subsidy; it was a scam.


This is just oine of the greatest heist carried out by the gele wearing woman and her master. Imagine using 25% of this year's budget to finance bogus subsidy claims. Even the most inteligent and unrepentant wailer can never come up with anything meaningful to defend this scam


“This is just on kerosene; can you imagine a country losing $120m every month to a non-existent subsidy on kerosene, and not on the PMS.

This one is broad day light robery. Nobody ever i repeat nobody ecer biught kerosene at a subsidized price of N50 -N55 per litre at any filling station. Just once in a blue moon that NNPC sells at the price at select outlets. who was swallowing all the money?

Today oil is selling below 50usd per barrel for over a year now,everyone is crying economy.imagine we had all these monies in our reserves

God help us

u forgot a particular january 2012
you knw wen the change agents shut down d streets wen JONATHAN removed subsidy
kai short memories kai

Islie:
[b]Police parade Abuja notorious fraudsters





http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2016/08/02/police-parade-abuja-notorious-fraudsters/

ahahahahahhahaaaa
see as thread lean
the bigots are hiding cuz its not se or ss
lol

DanceVille:
Every Nigerian Single ladies want to get married and of course wants to impress the man of their dreams.There's absolutely nothing wrong in showing off your good womanly skills and why you will make a better wife than your rival.

Buh there are some wifely duties you should avoid with your boyfriend if you want to have a good future ahead.


7 Wifely Duties Nigerian Ladies Should Avoid With Their Boyfriends

1. Mingle With His Friends

This might be fun if you knew him through his friends, buh nevertheless, you should cut down on all familarity with his friends once you start dating him.This will save you from the stress of your good intentions being misinterpreted,Or his friends knowing too much of you to begin to decide whether they like or approve you or not.

2. Do His Laundry

You should be focused on building your relationship, not how great a housekeeper you're.There are laundry shops on almost every street in Nigeria cities.If he tells you his clothes need washing, offer to call your laundry man for him or help him drop his clothes at the laundry shop.

3. Spend The Weekend At His Place

Most Nigerian ladies do this a lot and it's becoming a norm.You just want to have the feel of what it will actually be like living with him.It starts by sleeping over because it was too late for you to go home, then it progresses to you consciously going there for the weekend.What happened to the place you paid rent for? Smh..

4. Visit His Family Regularly

First things first, don't be in a haste to meet his family, or for him to meet your family unless he's planning to marry you.And when he finally introduces you to them, avoid paying the regular and uncalled for visits.The idea is not to get too involved with his family until you start bearing their name.

5. Depending On Him To Take Care Of You And Your Family

This is very common among Nigerian ladies, where a single lady assumes that all her financial burdens will be relieved by her boyfriend.Only lazy girls depend on their boyfriends for everything and if you want him to appreciate you, show him you're capable of taking care of your needs as well as that of your family.

6. Sleep With Him

Sex is sacred and was designed for married couples.You giving your body to your boyfriend goes against God's plan and also defiles your body and values.Stop giving him your body whenever he calls you up for it.Until he puts a wedding ring on your finger, then he's not worthy to receive wife benefits from you.When you become his wife, he will get treated like a husband.

7. Public Display Of Affection

Nigerian ladies are too fast in doing things when they are in a relationship.Try as much as possible to avoid going everywhere together, holding hands, kissing in public, uploading his pics on your social networks account and all that love birds do to drag attention.You might see it as part of spicing up your relationship buh it'll have negative effects on you if the relationship doesn't end up at the altar.

I drop my pen at this Juncture.


Written And Compiled By
DanceVille

no no no no drop am o
wtf is ds ish
and it made fp
just go bk and look at wat u wrote
either u a troll or a jonzer

henryanna36:
Solidarity: The Okpara Matriarch, Adamma also came...

The Matriarch of the Okpara hegemony, Lady Adamma Okpara, wife of late Dr. M.I Okpara, Premier of Eastern Nigeria,yesterday visted Abia State Governor, Dr. Okezie Ikpeazu, at the Abia State Government House, Umuahia...

She came in the company of her son, Chief Uzodimma Okpara (Omekannaya).

According to Omekannaya, since the current political distraction by Uche Ogar, Lady Adamma Okpara, has been disturbing him, insisting that she must come to Government House to see Governor Ikpeazu, to pray and encourage him. Yesterday morning she had her way.

The last time Lady Okpara visited Governor Ikpeazu was in January this year, when he came to Umuobiakwa to commiserate with the Governor on the death of his mother, the late Deaconess Bassie Ikpeazu.

The aged and beautiful Matriarch couldn't hide her displeasure over the distraction. But she left some comforting and encouraging words with the Governor.

Hear her: "I have come to tell you that I am with you. I pray for you. God will bless you. Jesie ike. (Weldon) The trouble you're going through now, didn't start with you. This was how those before you were troubled, but they over came. You will also over come. It will be well with you, because if it is well with you, it will be well with Abia. God has already given you victory. Do not be discouraged."

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/07/matriarch-of-okpara-hegemonylady-adamma.html

IGBO AMAKA
IGBO KWENU!!!!!!!

omenka:
On this day of our Lord, an iPod Yoot just confirmed iPod is a MILITANT GROUP just like NDA!

No be Omenka talk am Oo, na una bloda talk am, and Omenka MUST USE am!!




Ps: I don't quote iPod monikers hence the reason I simply extracted the line of interest leaving out the entire post. I know on seeing this, the yoot would wanna edit the post to erase evidence so reference can't be made to it in future- but what has been said has been said and I won't forget it!

Remember, there is no difference between terrorists and militants. This is confirmed by the children killed recently by the ND. terrorists and other such acts in the past. Therefore, iPod is a terrorist organisation.


Pss: Don't bother quoting me if you are an iPod terrorist sympathiser, you will be ignored.

okorohausa?lmao
wat is ur deal with us for crying out loud
u want one nigeria yet u despise us
smh

HungerBAD:
Wasted life.

And by the evening,his name would have been forgotten.

When will people learn from history?thousands died during the civil war,but can any of us even remember the names of any?

But we do remember Ojukwu's name,that led them to their deaths,and also General Gowon,that liberated and ensured Nigeria remains one.

And how did Ojukwu that led thousands to war,and also fled from the War die?in his sleep.

He died peacefully after leading thousands to violent deaths.

To those that have ears,do not be deceived. Tell the likes of Kanu and Unwazuruike,to be on the front line too,to lead the chant for the break up of Nigeria,instead of giving orders via a Radio show.

come if u have nutin to say u beta shut up
hausa ppl killed igbo officers and civilians for silly reasons and even knew that a war was coming cuz of dat
so if u dont know d facts u beta keep quiet

FlirtyKaren:
This EPIC rant written by Onuora Onianwa who is vexed that some Nigerian men will treat their women like trash and expect them to be like Michelle Barack Obama is a MUST READ.

Women that know, deep within their hearts, that they deserve a better man than the one they are with right now, kindly read this and receive sense.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/07/guy-blasts-fellow-nigerian-men-who.html

this dude is a clown
this is africa not america
the man is in charge and the head of the union

mrkayusfit:
Biafra will never come

emmm omenka wetin brng biafra with doyin okupe? stay with ur malo dm na mtcheeeew

Equiano:
http://punchng.com/ogun-teacher-caught-sexually-abusing-pupil/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

that nameeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
the developers!

FlirtyKaren:
A rogues' gallery of ten alleged con-artists wanted in relation to fraud cases across Britain has been released by the National Crime Agency. And proudly sitting among them is a Nigerian man named Bayo Lawrence Anoworin, 41, from Lagos, Nigeria.

According to DailyMail. Bayo Lawrence Anoworin, pictured in the middle above, is wanted by Lincolnshire Police over an alleged scam by a gang that stole more than £12million from NHS Trusts in the UK and Guernsey between January 2011 and July 2012.

The album was compiled ahead of fresh figures that are expected to reveal the huge scale of fraud in
the UK - leaving people out of pocket by nearly £200billion-a-year.


Others wanted include Alex McKenzie, 33, from London, who is accused of targeting victims using the gay social networking app Scruff, gaining their trust by claiming to work for MI6.
It is claimed he conned two former lovers and one of their parents by taking out credit cards, bank accounts and loans worth a total of £300,000 in their names.

Another is Bollywood film producer Sandeep Arora, 42, from Beckton, east London, who allegedly claimed £4.5 million in VAT and Film Tax rebates for movies that either did not exist or with which he had no involvement.


Details of the alleged criminals, published today by the NCA and the City of London Police, will be shared widely in the hope of snaring those wanted in connection with dozens of crimes nationwide.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/07/Bayo-Lawrence-Anoworin-nigerian-britain-most-wanted-con-artists.html

lol
by their head u will know em
dia developing london lmao

TheFreeOne:
President Muhammadu Buhari has joined President Obama and other world leaders in vehemently condemning the abortive coup attempt in Turkey by a group of rebel army officers and men, which resulted in the reported death of more than 100 people.

Reacting to the tragic events in Ankara, Istanbul and other centres, President Buhari said he was “deeply saddened by reports of a violent attempt to dismantle constitutional authority and disrupt the democratically elected government of Tayyip Erdogan in Turkey.”

“The removal of a democratic government by force is no longer acceptable. Violence can never solve any problem but only complicates them and sets back the progress of democratic societies.”

The President also noted that President Erdogan was one of Nigeria’s close international partners and sincere supporters in its current war against terrorism, adding that all should resist the “destabilization of democratic countries through coups d’état in the 21st century.”

According to the President, “democracy provides peaceful options of changing governments through the ballot box. The ballot box doesn’t require violence to remove any government perceived to have lost its popularity and public support. Despite its limitations, democracy is still better and more durable than a violent change of government.”

The President praised the courage and immediate response of ordinary citizens who in the face of guns and tanks defied the rebel soldiers and forced them to abandon their mad quest for power.

President Buhari called on the President of Turkey to pursue reconciliation and offered Nigeria’s support to the government and people of Turkey in their hour of trial.


http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/207039-buhari-condemns-coup-turkey-congratulates-president-erdogan-surviving-putsch.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

says the chief coupist and the one who sent corpers to dia early graves in 11
hypocrite

IffaCatchYouEhn:
See you calling a man that's old to be your grandfather "a cow"


If your bff calls you that.
You'd start opening different threads here sayinq all guy are the same

I'm not a buhari supporter Fyi

abegi make we hear word!
so jonathan is not someone's grandpa yet the poor man was insulted so much dat bbc said he was d most insulted president in africa
in order to get back at jonathan for rejecting gay laws in nigeria the west saddled us with a clown to rule.
what a pity

gisthit:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3973608_20160715091204_jpeg5df36ce8f7e3dd1371f91e37622a8f2a with wife


Popular Nollywood actor Leo Mezie is down with kidney related ailment. Sickness is said to have reached an advance stage and needs urgent financial assistance to forestall the worse. It was gathered that the actor has been battling the ailment for several months on his own until things got to a head days back when his second kidney was alleged to have collapsed.
The Abia state born actor had thought the ailment is something he could handle on his own .He was alleged to have been going on dialysis weekly which has caused him a fortune.Now his finances can no longer meet up with the urgency his health now demands as he is expected as a matter of urgency to raise N10 million for a kidney transplant abroad.The actor, who is now a total shadow of himself, seeks to the assistance of well-meaning Nigerians to save him from untimely death.


Source - http://www.gisthit.com/2016/07/nollywood-actor-leo-mezie-down-with.html

jesus!
dis guy sabi act o
get well soon nwanne m

harbdulrasaq88:
President Buhari celebrates educational achievement with his graduate children-Zahra, Yusuf and Halimat.


http://www.newshelm.com/2016/07/photos-president-buhari-with-his.html

and ds joker will be telling graduates to go n farm meanwhile im kids skul 4 uk
kai
and to tink dat zombies are shouting congrats hia
tufia

gbemmy2k10:
http://punchng.com/tinubu-no-god-melaye/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

emm op i knw u do copy n paste but abeg change d g in God to small letter ooo

[quote author=BrokenHeart2016 post=47476234]Your right[/quo oga author hw mrkt na dats a very good short tale

omenka:
Haven't been online all day, only logged in this evening just to see my mentions littered with smelly saliva from iPod Donkeys!! I was wondering what has made them run mad again only to see this thread!!

Useless idiots. Insults insults and insults is all they do, single objective thoughts they can NEVER process.

Yesterday it was one other Igbo guy that wrote a masterpiece on their foolish behaviour especially their rants and misplaced hatred for everyone- of course, true to type, they rained insults upon him.

Some of the cowardly idiots are only good at hiding behind others to like and quote their insults.

Na so dem take harass and torment TonyeBarcanista until him tender apology to them. Let them keep day dreaming Omenka would do same- well, I would the day OjuIkwu "manhood" eventually dies, since Mama Piss says it lives on.

see the way u insulting the same ppl u want to stay with and yet u will cme hia and shout one nigeria
seeing as u are a well known zombie im not surprised
like someone pointed out ystaday all u have to do is hear anytin igbo n u go bonkers
hpe none of us hurt u cuz ur igbophobia is digusting
smh

owolabi400:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-nkVdBZlttL8/V4S_054JOBI/AAAAAAAJ3ko/9RMATibpX2QmCEMI5WctOyI73WYJzRISACLcB/s1600/index.jpg[/img]


Source:http://www.flexygist.com/2016/07/12/throwback-photo-of-late-sani-abacha-during-his-birthday-celebration/

Photo credit: Sokoto Facts

op that occasion is nt his bday but army day celebration
mere looking at dat cake and u can see d army decor

Arise01:
http://saharareporters.com/2016/07/11/igbo-ethnic-bigotry-and-hate-campaigns-worry-me-joe-igbokwe

notin new hia ds is just a yorooobaa man wit igbo name callin us ethnic bigots
kaaaaaaaiiiiiiii!!! ndi igbo afu ihe
its well he is justifying his pay packet to his masters
tufia joe tufia

greenhulk:
Nice story op, where can I watch this Nollywood movie? So u are able to transfer funds as much as 260k from one bank to another without using a token or any form verification? Hmm, let me just stop here but I think u will make a good script writer.

my broda i dn beg seun tire to open fiction section for these peeps
d oda one was writing epistle of weda or not to accept job in ds recession smh
and to all ye writers pls endeavour to tell us wen u are writing fiction cuz in ur quest for comments and likes u might frgt d truth is d best tin in writing ie to avoid wat happend to d author of roots.
there ws a wonderful story on hia abt an army dude and d author ws kind engh to tell us it was mixed wit a bit of fiction

truthspeaks:
U dnt get it. Nig ddnt play only against China. 9ja lost against Argentina n one other country (either France or Puerto Rico) n d Op ddnt point it. I had to say it so dat we dnt get our hopes up @ d Olympics though we can only pray they perform. Google abt d tournament n u ll see. Dat was d only match we won

bro we both are saying the same tin
b ball like most american sports count their wins and losses like so:2-3,6-4 ie win n loss so we all sayin d same tin

truthspeaks:
Op why u no give full details. Nig lost two matches aftr that (Argentina n one other country, I tink Puerto Rico). No go make Nigerians set some kind non-existing expectations. Tel d full story so we r aware of wat 2 expect @ d olympics

u no see d naija is 2-2 fr d tournament ?

MisterMetro:
National Drug and Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) Arrested two in possession of highly concentrated cannabis which can also be referred to as SKUNK. The NDLEA paraded the suspect during a press briefing in Kastina .

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/06/photo-ndlea-arrests-two-women-with.html

one is already kneeling down o
we can guess the names from dia o
NCA i jus wanna make common sense

kogistar:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/06/n-delta-new-militant-group-emerges-demands-sovereign-state/

kai kai
ds bois sha no dy smile o
asawaawa or asakeke
hmmm

ALAYORMII:
Cos he's ur President


And old enuff to be ur father if not grandfather

but gej na grandpa and person fada too ffs didnt stop zombies from insulting him smh at double standards

evansjeff:
Please help oooo....In a bid to free up space on my android smartphone, I ignorantly uninstalled google play services. Since then google play store, map, google now and some other key apps stopped functioning, my question is how do I get it installed back, please I need ur help, Thanks in advance.

emmm if u using samsung u CANT unistall any google app
las las na to remove update

Inani:
That sick yaradua did what the healthy ib couldn't in 6yrs

ib ib ib the man left office over a year ago yet u still ranting ffs even fashola praised him ppl actually miss him cuz at least corruption fight didnt cripple d economy kids