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Allosaurus:
[size=18pt]I didn't have to read the full article to know the kind of people capable of this crime. Their names are highlighted in red colour: Olalekan Durojaiye, 20, and Femi Kromoga. They're the cursed bastards from the evil tribe in the South West. I didn't mention any name o[/size]
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South West aka sophisticated lol

kekakuz:
I hate being first to comment on a tragic post.
Mod kindly move my Comment to page 2

[size=30pt]if you think Biafra is dead and a stupid idea click like
If you support Her existence click share

Let's know how nairalanders truly feel about it.
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So far
I expected likes to swallow the shares but but but
I don't understand
I see ojukwu's manhood living on
I see the igbos having their way.
Voting continues

silly chestbeating coward
crybaby

dazzlingd:
These omo yeebos will not kill us...

lol na yoloba dm be na
gay:yoloba
fear fear:still yoloba
fulani slaves:yoloba

Rukemi291:
I work with a very wonderful organization and as my job demands, one of my very crucial academic meetings is always held outside Nigeria.

I am also married with a 1yr 11 month old son and pregnant (few weeks gone).... My husband works and lives in a town that is 4hours away from Lagos where I work.

The need for a house help arose when morning sickness started. So I told a lot of people in the office that I needed a girl. Luckily one of the staff told me she could help me send down her half sister who is 15years old and her mum can no longer carter for because they are poor. She said she's also with the girl's elder sister.

I spoke with the girl's mum, she was so excited and prayed for me and all she requested was for her girl to go to school. I promised her that the girl would go to school. The girl was brought to me on 19th October.

So I went in search of a school and I was lucky she was admited into a Lagos State Government School that is close by. The principal said that it was late actually but she doesn't want the girl to be idle at home, so she could resume immediately but her academic session would be from January. I paid all d fees and got her two sets of uniform. She started school early this month.

My son has also started school, so she drops him in school and picks him up when she's back too.

Fast forward to this time, d official assignment that would take me away from the country was close. I couldn't risk leaving her in Lagos with my super active toddler for almost two weeks that I would be away. I had to take them to my husband.

Early on Thursday, 19th, I received a call that my girl had left home with her belongings and she left a note that she was angry with me that I did not let her go to school and that if not that she loved my son ehn.....

My husband's job is a shift- based job and he was on night duty to be back home by 8am the morning she left.

A neighbour called my husband who was at work that the girl took my son to them very early in d morning that we sent her on an errand and that they should borrow her N500. They took my son from her and told her to wait for my husband to return. They said they did not know when she left.

The girl scattered the whole house took all the pieces of meat in d pot, the juice packs at home. I Knew she wouldn't get money, my husband isn't as careless.

My husband spoke with her mum that didn't sound surprised and all she said was that she would scold her when the girl comes home. Yes, d girl is home now.

I was devastated and destabilized for two days. I never ever maltreated this girl. My conscience is as clear as a gallon of distilled water.

Well, my son is now with my mum.

My mum also spoke with her mum that the girl said neighbors were calling her omo-odo (house girl). She left the 6th day she got there. We stay in a compound of 5 flats where everyone minds his business. So who called her a house-girl.

I think the mistake we made was that we got her a phone and even loaded the phone. My husband said he noticed she was always calling someone and he once heard her telling the receiver the address of where she was.

I really wish to visit her mum when I return and I hope to see her and ask her questions.

I really appreciate my family for staying with me throughout this period and I'm glad I'm not hypertensive maybe I'd have lost this pregnancy. And I thank God most that she didn't hurt my son because I never hurt her.

Well, it's all good. Life goes on.

I am not trying to discourage people from getting house helps....

seun no greee oya lala do d needful
move all ds tales by moonlight to fictioon section

wadodo2020:
A friend just call me now, crying that she does not know what to do, so i probed to know what the problem was, She confided in me, that she just caught her would be husband or rather fiance masturbating.
She is so devastated, I began to wonder as she needs me to advise her on her next line of action.
Guys pls advise

seun seun seun hmmmmm
how many times haf i call u?
fiction section ooo
even raypower haf tales of d heàrt ni

kunzaar83:
Useless Igbo b!itch

looool least shes clean same cant be said of dm South West tricks lol durry mofos hahahahaa

searching4l0ve:
SAME WAY OJUKWU SLUMPED AND DIED AFTER THE IGBOS IGNORED HIS APGA IN FAVOUR OF THE PDP BACK THEN DESPITE HAILING HIM AS A HERO OF BIAFRA IT'S REALLY SAD NNAMDI KANU TOO WILL BE IGNORED TO ROT IN DSS DUNGEON DESPITE HIS FAKE HEROIC CLAIMS.


RIP TO AUDU

looooooooolz
same way diya cried and begged his ugwu master like a newborn
same way ibb did abiola lol
same way awo....
i rest my case
lol

mainman7:
It's Yoruba AGAIN!

yoloba what is ds one saying

[quote author=AyaSulaiman post=40279592]https://www.naij.com/644004-meet-talented-student-broke-record-university-ibadan.html
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esut better pass unibadan
quote me and efejoku

safarigirl:
I post sports threads, evestar was another lady that posted mostly NPL threads. So, if this is new to you, you're new here.....or on this section at least.

aii aii dats cool

coolitempa:
Stop coveting other people's land....Anioma is Benin....the ibos there are new settlers.....

anioma is wat
lol
u chestbeaters are so funny it hurts lol

ujoatu:
The South-East Leaders & Stakeholders Meeting in Enugu has commenced. The meeting chaired by Gov Rochas Okorocha is a follow up to the meeting of South-East Governors last week to deliberate on issues bothering on security and economy of the zone. Stakeholders in attendance include Ministers, National Assembly members, etc from the South-East.

The same representation applies for Abia, Anambra, Ebonyi, Abia and Imo.
In Attendance are Governors, Ministers, National Assembly members, etc

This is taking place at Enugu Government House.

looool chaired by who
okorohausa
lmfao
dt sabo na forgotten entity hia

EternalTruths:
No problem


Please always include your tribe so that you can know if Biafrans are jokers once they invade your region

na Southwest na
na dem dem chestbeaters
mtchew

coolitempa:
Good riddance to bad rubbish........ ......rot in hell....animal....

sorry mate ur leader awo is burning dia lol
what is it about igbos dat make yall jumpy

safarigirl:
if that's new to you,you must be new here.

not exactly
dias d oda chic mukina right?
bt she's stuck on arsenal and english footie

wheesin:
[b] If the authorities of the University of Ilorin accede to suggestions by members of the institution's Drone Team, it is highly probable that the University will, in future, monitor examinations conducted within the campus with drones.
The drones, developed by a team coordinated by Prof. Sulyman AbdulKareem of the Department of Chemical Engineering, added colours to the just concluded 40th anniversary/31st convocation ceremonies of the University.
Other members of the Unilorin Drone Team include Dr. M.T. Yakubu of the Department of Biochemistry; Dr Babalola of the Department of Physics; Engineer Eric and Mr. Ahmed, both of the Department Electrical and Electronics Engineering.
In separate interviews with Unilorin Bulletin last Thursday (November 12, 2015), the Co-ordinator of the team, Prof. AbdulKareem, and another key member of the team, Dr. Yakubu, said that drones can be used to monitor the conduct of examinations in future as well as general campus surveillance in conjunction with the security personnel”.

According to Prof. AbdulKareem, “the use of drones has come to stay because where you don't want to endanger human life, a machine, which a drone is, can go there and still get the information you need”. He pointed out that “drones, rather than infringing on human rights, actually protect human rights because the man who wants to do evil and knows that a machine can remotely capture his act, will not likely do it”.
The Unilorin Drone Team Coordinator, who is the immediate past Vice-Chancellor of Al-Hikmah University, Ilorin, disclosed that some academic departments in the University have started showing interest in the use of the drone. He said, “I believe that apart from giving practical knowledge to those in Geography, Electrical Engineering and Physics, virtually any Department that may have a reason to capture events beyond what is in front of the camera, which has to be aerially covered, can use the drone.”
Prof. AbdulKareem urged the University administration to challenge people to do more “because there are lots of students who are eager to learn and who have ideas that they can put into practice if they have good supervision. He said, “I believe it is a matter of encouragement. Most Nigerian universities should be able to do wonderful things and make major breakthroughs”, noting that some students were co-opted into the team to learn how to operate or fly the drones.
The Drone Team Coordinator enjoined the newly appointed ministers especially for the areas of science and technology, “to see a need for us to self-develop, self-evolve, and self-emancipate as a nation”. He said, “For a long time now, we have relied on personnel from foreign countries to bail us out of every technical problem we get into, but the issue is that, we have so many Nigerians that are trained abroad that are here and even those who have not left the country that are equally talented that should be encouraged to do wonderful things for the nation.”

Prof. AbdulKareem maintained that the new ministers “should see their appointments as a chance of working with the academics in the educational institutions to promote what will be good for the nation, to make the nation as a whole self-reliant on personnel that are available locally.”
In the same vein, Dr. Yakubu said, “We can also use the drone to monitor what is happening on our borders; we have a very vast amount of land, and we can use it to track activities that are going on there. Invariably, we can use the drones to cover the entire University and in getting information to the appropriate quarters. ” [/b]



Source : http://www.unilorin.edu.ng/index.php/en/2013-09-02-10-18-35/news-feed/4805-unilorin-may-deploy-drones-for-exams-monitoring

Cc: lalasticlala, fynestboi ,olawalebabs, Richiez

whn u mix osogbo n kwale and take a couple hits
ds is d result

tallfish145:
I graduated in 2012 and had my NYSC in 2014 but since then getting a meaning job has been a major challenge for me. Though after my NYSC,I opened an hair dressing salon for my wife in my hometown but after few months,she asked if we can relocate to abuja(where we met). After so many pressures from her,she moved to Abuja sometime in March,2015 and i later joined her in April after she secured an apartment i paid for. I stayed idle(after many job search) for two months before i got somewhere(through nairaland). As a graduate,i was earning 20k per month and transportation to work in month cost about 9-10k. Due to stress,i left the place after 3months. Now,this is November, no job and my wife is threatening to leave me,for reason that she hasn't experience hardship when she was alone. Please advice me on what to do friends.

seun abeg all ds fantasy story should go to fiction section na hiaaaaan
i tire o

Optional2:
Federations Cup Final between Lobi Stars of Makudi and Akwa United of Akwa Ibom the match is on going @ SuperSport Select.

Venue is the Teslim Balogun Stadium, Surulere, Lagos.



Lobi Stars leading by a goal to nil. Goal was a freekick, a very good one at that.

well ds is new
a chic creating a thread on football
nice
dy shld be playin dat final sumwia else
yoloba stadium no be hia

IamLucy:
you are a mumu.you see delta state there you dey mention tolu,leke.

na dm do ds kain tin wella na

queendalyn:
Police men in Asaba, Delta State, have arrested 21 students who are allegedly homosexuals.
According to Punch, a reliable source said that two state-owned polytechnics (names withheld) where the suspects were arrested, were popular with homosexual activities for financial gains.
Police Public Relations Officer in the state, Mrs. Celestina Kalu, confirmed the arrest of the suspects.
She said:
“We had it on good authority that the male students allegedly engaged in anal sex. The suspects, upon interrogation, made useful statements to the police while investigations are ongoing.”

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Source: http://examhall.net/home/police-arrest-21-homosexual-students-in-asaba-delta-state/

check dia name naw u will be seeing tolu,leke etc
soutg waste hw mrkt

Highcuerayte:
And so I came online yesterday on my long abandoned 2go messenger where I had a discussion with one of my sons in the Lord. He was battling with a weakness that propelled me to create this thread to render help to youths who here, are struggling to overcome these weaknesses due to their retar'ded growth in the Spiritual realm into maturity. If this my son in the Lord at his age can be struggling with such thing I fear for the youths in the Churches and wonder if the shepherds are really shepherding.


As a youth filled with invigorating energy I have managed to list major weaknesses perhaps besetting sins which I myself have overcome in my early years in Faith and which as observed many sheep in the fold,mainly youths, are struggling with.

NOTE: If you are struggling with a weakness not listed, all you have to do is make it known. Spiritual people here will help you with it.


1. Mendacity: Mendacity means telling lies. Taking myself as an example then, I do lie. I lie with such intensity that can raised the dead if such lies are told against them,the dead I assume cannot keep quiet to such lies. But then somehow i understand mendacity is a bad trait, a trait not found in Christ. And since it's not found in Christ, it can't be in the Father and the command is "Be yee perfect as your heavenly Father is perfect" and I want to be perfect. But how did I stop telling lies?

Each weakness have other weakness(es) they feed on and the lieing spirit have a weakness he feeds on. Generalization of weaknesses as default of the flesh is dangerous and destructive to sons of God as they are not, example is fear which is the weakness that makes one lie. Fear is attributed to the spirit not the flesh. To overcome the temptation to lie you must first overcome the spirit of fear, the only way to save someone under electric shock is switching off the light not touching the person. Your problem is not lieing, fear is. You lie only when you are afraid of the revelation of Truth. You tell a lie when you are afraid of mortal men. Stop being afraid of men and you won't be telling lies again.

2. Sexual Urge: It takes me with much surprise when I see Youths complain about their Sexual urge. I wonder if I am not human since I don't feel these urges but then I see am not the only one like this, there are thousands of us like that in the Church. Excuse are it's natural, assume it is, but If not controlled you end up fornicating and masturbating,sisters in the fellowship take turns every night and before you know it you have become father Abraham with many sons. And these things above are works of the flesh which makes them sins when left unchecked gradually replaces the light in you with darkness till you see nothing wrong with what you are doing.

Sexual urges can be controlled, not only controlled but stopped at the same time. Yes, you read me well, it can be stopped. Now many shepherds understand self control is the key, what is needed to control it. But ask them how do you exercise this self control they had no knowledge of how.So how do you apply self control?

Sexual urges agreed has it's source rooted deep in the flesh.Meaning, it is dead without the flesh . So if you live every hour in the spiritual realm instead of the physical Sexual urges will cease to exist. Living in the spirit is not a difficult thing to do.Now am aware living in spirit to some means speaking in tongues. Well, that is not true, living in the spirit is having your mind more on spiritual things instead of things on earth. Above instead of below. As you set your mind on spiritual things you become spiritually alive oblivious of things around,even your body becomes dead. With the death of the body comes the end of the Sexual urges. Understand this process is painful if you have gone through it as a son of God but the fruit of it is worth the pains.

3. Anger: If asked the probabilty of not getting angry in a day you had probably said 0%. Anger in youths you will agree with me are destructive. And sometimes after the action you ask yourself why on earth did you get angry but at such time it has always been as of other times, late. From what I see you can live without getting angry.Sounds impossible but it's possible. That is if you are ready to lead a gentle and meek life.

Anger unlike Sexual urge is a thing of the mind. You overcome the mind you get rid of anger. During those days when I began the quest of conquering anger I learned from the Bible before anger there must be an offence.You must feel offended,cheated and jilted. So the problem is not anger, it's about the negative feeling,emotional feelings. So why not get rid if this negative feelings?

Getting rid of negative feelings is not a hard or impossible thing to do. It only involve adjusting your mind to insults and taking life with levity,all things as vanity.


God's plan for you as a youth is great. As great as those plans are so also are great the challenges. As great as these challenges are, greater still is Christ that lives in you.It might takes days, it might takes weeks, months, even years. No matter how long, just keep trying till you attain the stature of the Son Of God.

God bless us all.

Cc: Lalasticlala, OAM4J

ehem
first of spiritual son?ppl n religion smh
all dos tins u call weaknesses are actually what make us human
wen u do too much of anytin it becomes unhealthy
i don tell seun make e create fiction section for una dont know wts d hold up
oh nd who still uses 2go in 2015

DanceVille:
Cardinal John Onaiyekan, the catholic Archbishop of
Abuja, has revealed what President Muhammadu Buhari
should do to stop the deadly Boko Haram insurgency.
The prominent cleric has advised the incumbent
Nigerian leader to involve the sect in negotiations.
Onaiyekan, who is the ex- president of the Christian
Association of Nigeria spoke in Abuja at the 2015
Catholic Television of Nigeria dinner.
The cleric said: “ What happened in Mali can happen
here. We do not need people to cause this kind of great
calamity.


“The question is how do you create a situation where
such things don’t happen?
“It is not easy but you can do all you can to put
security apparatus around but you cannot do it in such
a way that no bad people will move around.
“As a spiritual leader, the solution is first we should
pray because God can do everything.
“Secondly, we should look into our religious messages,
because many of these terrorists are also calling the
name of some religion, calling the name of God.
“But we must find a way of letting them (Boko Haram
members) know that this is not what God wants.
“I personally do not know how to achieve this but I
believe that a lot still needs to be done.
“When you (government) reply fire for fire I am afraid it
does not solve the problem.

“So, apart from military tactics there is need for more
effort as political discussion, reaching out to people.
“Even the terrorists are human beings born of a woman
with feelings. I am sure somebody somewhere can talk
to them.”
During the presidential campaign Buhari pledged not to
hold talks with the terrorists if chosen as president.
Meanwhile, in a BBC interview several months ago the
president has welcomed talks with Boko Haram
insurgents.

The last ceasefire agreement between the militants and
Nigerian government in October 2014 has failed when
the Boko Haram sect rejected that they had agreed to a
ceasefire with Goodluck Jonathan’s government.
Negotiations with the insurgents in recent years have
failed to achieve a peace deal, partly because it has
several rival factions.

Source:www.naij.com/644938-must-read-president-buhari-can-stop-boko-haram-prophet.html

how boko go stop boko na?
when ihejirika was bombin em to hell
dem dy shout genocide
mtchew
*sips his alomo and moves to the next thread*

paris10:
Nonsense. Scotland is a country and not a borough or province. And in relation to Nigeria, Scotland is not a state. Imagine city of Manchester or Coventry wanting to secede from England and become a sovereign state.

IPOB are rebels and should be dealt with mercilessly. Nigeria is too ethnically mixed for a small group of rebels to want to divide us. What happened to millions of Igbos that are married to Yorubas, Hausas and other tribes? Biafra was defeated and will be defeated and destroyed one more time.

No one is treating Igbos wrongly. They have a fair share in the ministerial portfolios. They are doing well all over Nigeria. Why the divide then?

you my friend cant be serious
biafra is way bigger than manchester or dem pub cities u just called.heck its bigger than scotland
biafra will come whether ppl like it or not cuz its meant to be
the land of the rising sun

Redomi:
Pathfinder Model College, Ibiade Ogun State.

my broda guess u servin
enjoy it bro and make d most of it

donofdons:
why are nigerians this daft......a varicocele is a simple enlargement of the vein in the scrotum and the procedure to remove it is called a varicocelectomy.....it can easily be done by any urologist at all or even a general surgeon or any doctor that have watched it being done a few times.....it is not even regarded as a major surgery and it is done in any general,hospital for about 40 000 naira and it Is done on outpatient basis(meaning they do it and you go the same day). It is even easier than an appendectomy and nobody ever dies from the procedure. I will do it for free and it wont take me an hour if julius agwu will donate 1000 dollars to boko haram victims in borno....
Please let nobody dupe my man julius agwu with such nonsense....in the united states,the procedure cost is less than 7000 dollar

Thank u my broda
d proceedure can easily be done here in a standard private hospital

[quote author=iliyande post=40202722]My current girlfriend wants sex every night and I don’t keep up.I have these feelings she’s a nymphomaniac. We’ve been together a couple of months and there is no sign her ardor is slowing down.

It’s great to have a woman who is so into me but I’m finding it hard to keep up with her demands. Sometimes it’s difficult to get an erection and I’m even wondering whether men can fake an orgasm like women do.





http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/help-cant-satify-my-girlfriend-who-wants-sex-every-night/

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seun ejor we are tired of all ds supastory in nairaland
today this trash tomorrow anoda exaggerated tale
pls create a fiction section for the op and his ilk

lastpage:

[size=14pt]Chineeke! See HATRED, ANGER and BITTERNESS for post![/size]

You know what, he is from the Southeast!

Moronic person !



Lastpage!

and u are a sad moronic troll
what is it about us that gets ur lot's hate juices flowing
u and ur partner(gay) impostor chiwaeva cuz no way dat clown is nwa afo can shove it
dismissed!

searching4loove:
[size=15pt] EVERY ONE KNOWS THE SOUTH EAST HAS THE HIGHEST ILLITERACY RATE IN SOUTHERN NIGERIA. THAT IS WHY THEY HAVE NEVER HAD A MINISTER OF EDUCATION FROM THEIR EROSION RAVAGED REGION. SHAME [/size]

u troll lol
keep hatin

mrlaw93:
We use to live in the same neighborhood. She is a very decent lady, a good wife material. I love her so much and it took 4yrs for her to finally say yes. Four good yrs for her to accept to have a relationship with me. Now the relationship is about to crash in less than a year. Let me go in details...

During the 1st month of our relationship. It was the best thing that ever happened to me. It was full of love and i knew it will be a disaster to loose her. Our love life started during one of her long school holiday. She told me her last relationship was with a guy in her school, how they broke up due to irreconcilable differences. After few weeks of her resumption back to school i started seeing photo mixed by the guy on facebook tagged to her. Whenever i call regarding this issue she always say the guy does that just to gain her attention.

Weeks later, the photo mix grew into real photoshoot involving the both. She no longer call as she used to. She even ignore most of my calls. I started having this feeling that i have lost her but i still played along. She is again on holiday, we have met to discuss this issue. She told me she is now dating the guy due to his aunt's intervention. She said her feelings for me only come when am around her..
I dont know what to do.. I feel she as just used me to pass time. I feel cheated yet i dont wanna loose her. Pls nairalanders i need your advice. What should i do?

Lalasticlal.a, abeg reason my matter.

all ds superstory ppl una haf cme bk again abi
issorai

lalasticlala:
Obafemi Martins Turns 31 Today!

Happy birthday to Martins!!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3009487_12106266468106710062610402049496n_jpeg1ca5f05787d9ff1132d60979d7afda68

He shared the above photo and wrote: 'Happy birthday to me'

https://instagram.com/p/9YtwhmE6qv/?taken-by=obagoal

lmfao

Ezegozie:
Goodevening Ladies and Gentlemen.
Let me start by introducing myself.
I am Gozie and I graduated from Geology department from one of our Federal Universities in Nigeria (name hidden for confidential reasons).
Well, I am currently serving in Akwaibom state and will pass out next year by April, but I have great fear borthering me sometimes, and that is LIFE AFTER NYSC.



I am an ardent visitor of Job and Vacancy section and I always read some threads created by Job seekers complaining of how Nigeria is devoid of employment and each time I see it, I feel disturbed.


REASONS WHY I AM AFRAID OF LIFE AFTER NYSC

1......My parents are both in the village and I dont have anyplace to go to after service while waiting for employment because I wont like to stay in the village.








2.........Though I graduated with Second Class Upper, I dont have any single connection in the industry and I have been reading posts of how life without connection can be miserable for a job seeker.










3........The highest I can save from this NYSC scheme is 100k, which is not enough capital to venture into any reasonable thing in Nigeria.





Please I seriously need your advice on what to do in other to get Job immediately I finish service next year April because that is the only surest way to raise capital.







I plan to relocate to PH and rent house there while waiting for employment because PH is well industralized and there are lots of oil companies , construction companies and other companies related to my course located in PH.

Looking forward to hearing your response.

all dis attention seeking nl members creating bogus threads to get our attention lmfao

Okimski:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/10/nnpc-staff-shoots-boy-dead-for-chasing-daughter/

this is a clear case of murder.the neighbor's statement is in sync with the deceased's mom
dat dpo is an absolute disgrace
the mother should take those clowns to court