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A reputable school is recruiting suitably qualified candidates to fill the position below:

Job Title: Pre-nursery School Teacher

Location: Garki, Abuja (FCT)
Type: Full Time
Field: Education / Teaching

Description

We are currently seeking to hire a Pre-school teacher who will be responsible for the general development and supervision of a class of preschool children.
Responsibilities

Developing age-appropriate curriculum.
Using computer and other devices to deliver instructions
Encouraging positive behavior and good manners.
Using various learning methods to teach the pupils
Identifying behavioral problems and developing appropriate strategies to address them.
Attending staff meetings, conferences, and workshops.
Providing a pleasant, safe, and sanitary environment.
Communicating with parents and providing updates on children’s progress.
Competency / Skill / Requirements

Must have a Bachelor's Degree or HND (with a teaching certificate)
Proven experience working as a Nursery school teacher.
Must have at least 5 years classroom working experience with pre-school pupils.
Must be able to use computer to prepare and deliver instructions
Must have phonics knowledge
In-depth understanding of childhood development.
Strong conflict resolution skills.
Excellent communication skills.
Application Closing Date
31st December, 2020.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV to: aplusacademy.abuja@gmail.com using the Job Title as the subject of the mail.

ahiboilandgas:
The number of disturbing calls from agents to tenates begging or pricing rents like tomatos ....me and not a fan of build to rents

Lol! Pricing, times are hard, stick to the price.
Also, when they call be very courteous about it.

Agent: Hello Good morning Sir.

You: Good morning.

Agent: Sir, I get person wey want rent am for abc, but that your xyz price too much. Errr sir ,you know for that piece it is too much, let do a lesser amount and after 3 yrs you increase.

You: Agent! That's the rent, is there any other thing you wish you to discuss because I have a meeting in 5 mins

In addition, Speak to the previous landlord of your tenants, do a background and verification check on the tenants.

Finally if you ain't a fan of building to rent, you can as well sell it.

Welcome Alhaji Landlord.

ahiboilandgas:
The number of disturbing calls from agents to tenates begging or pricing rents like tomatos ....me and not a fan of build to rents

Lol! Pricing, times are hard, stick to the price. Also, do a background check on the prospective tenant, run a verification on the tenants.

Welcome Alhaji Landlord.

And 90% of guys too
Cos most of those girls feed their bfs
And some of those married men are gays..
Just spitting facts...

A leading furniture company in Ajah is looking to add to her team.
Job Title: Accountant

1-2 years work experience
Certification in ICAN or ACCA is an added qualification
Prove record experience as an Accountant
send cvs to temitope@matrixdesignworks.com using the job
position as the subject of the mail.
Candidate should reside in Ajah or its environs
Application deadline: 9th October, 2020*

An Engineering Firm is in need of a competent PERSONAL ASSISTANT
Location: Mainland, Lagos
Salary: 70k
Gender: Female
Qualification: Bsc/HND
Experience : At least 1 year experience as a Secretary /Admin

Candidate must live around Surulere, Isolo, Ejigbo environs
All qualified candidates should apply via
Nitconsultingng@gmail.com and use the role as subject of the mail.

Application closes on 3rd Oct, 2020

NairalandSARS:
A peicture should do?

We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Java Developer

Location: Lagos
Job Type: Contract

Job Environment

A front-facing type of environment working directly with clients to understand requirements and translate them to solutions quickly.
You will also need to interface with the backend team consistently.
This is a high-paced environment where the tasks have critical impacts on day-to-day operations and thus require the utmost concentration and responsibility.
Job Description

Assist in project scoping and interact with users to gather requirements
Participate in design refactoring and enhancement of critical components following OOAD methodology
Engage in and lead application performance tuning
Develop domain model and persistence layer for the GUI using Hibernate
Schedule Windows batch jobs to upload images to database from flat file systems
Use a version control system and coordinate builds using ANT and Maven
Experience with performance testing and monitoring
Self-starter with the ability to work independently and manage own time well
Strong interpersonal skills and a desire to work in a dynamic environment
Innovation - ability to think out of the box to provide creative solutions to technology challenges
Design, development, and maintenance of web-based applications using Java, Javascript, J2EE, Spring, Hibernate, and Oracle PL/SQL
Share knowledge among team members
Participating in all phases of the software development cycle from initial requirements, implementation, and final quality assurance
Participating in hands-on development for delivering features
Overseeing the diagnosis of live site issues, evaluating and recommending the best resolution plan, and executing against that plan
Qualification/Experience

B.Sc in Computer Science or any related Discipline,
Minimum of 3 years Hands-on experienceаin Java development and Object Oriented analysis and design using common design patterns, IT or a Financial Environment.
Technical Skills:

Excellent knowledge of Relational Databases, SQL, and ORM technologies (JPA2, Hibernate).
Experience in the Spring Framework.
Programmer/Developer Certifications is an added advantage,аexperience in developing.
Application Closing Date
12th October, 2020.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV to: recruiter@longbridgetech.com using the Job Title as the subject of the email.

Note: Only qualified candidates will be contacted.

A Firm located in Ogudu Lagos State requires the services of a Front Desk Officer. Female is preferred.

Qualifications

- Must reside not to far from Ogudu/ Ojota axis and ready to resume within a week.
- Strong customer service skills (Call Centre experience added advantage)
-Excellent communication skills and interpersonal skills.
- Effective speaking and listening skills.
- Attention to detail.
-Ability to multitask

Persons interested should send CV to kudikonsultng@gmail.com

Shortlisted candidates would be called for interview on Saturday 3 October 2020

A leading Furniture Manufacturing Company in the Dopemu area of Lagos State is currently recruiting suitably qualified candidates to fill the position below:

Job Title: Female Front Desk Officer / Secretary

Location: Lagos

Requirements

Candidate should have 2-3 years' experience in a similar position and should be proficient In the use of Microsoft Office suite (Word, Excel, Power-point).
Candidate should also possess good relationship management skills.
Application Closing Date
Not Specified.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV to: clearview.recruiter@gmail.com using the Job Title as the subject of the mail.

For more enquiries call: 08023008263.

Yeah, where do we fit in

ojesymsym:
How can we be a part of the value chain in the next and subsequent editions and makes some of these bucks, as a capitalist, you go with the thrends, there is no need to quarrel with the youths and those who see it as a way for their past time.

Where can one fit into the value chain even as an outsider, that is what I want to know.

Sorry but exercise and pills will not fix saggy breasts. They sag—not because of bras and lack of lymphatic drainage—but because the skin is thin and stretches out from breast feeding, age, and gravity. Surgery removes the excess skin and tightens the muscles.

Remember those old National Geographic photos of topless tribal women? Their breasts sagged to their waists. And they NEVER wore bras. Naturalistic people often post this stuff about bras (also bras causing cancer( but no legit scientific studies back this up.

Alternatively, Duct tape. Or a bra. Or surgery.

A job of 250k per month in your area of specialisation or a visa to Canada (permanent resident)? Which would you go for?

HomerTimpson:
are you a lesbian or just a female account with hairy balls? i'm confused man

The bolded is actually what you are

In most relationships, there is usually someone who loves more then the other. When the couple breaks apart, there might be sense of bitterness within that person because they weren't able to work it out. They might feel hurt, unloved and betrayed. It's a completely natural feeling that anyone can feel when they've lost the one who they believed was the love of their life.

The main focus would be on moving past this feeling, which many people are fairly good at. But there is that slim percentage of folks who want to dwell in that bitterness, and develop a hate for that person who left them.

Thankfully, I've never had to deal with an ex girlfriend who has hated me.

what offer?

buchivik:
Got an offer for you. jeffreygrennwich@gmail.com or WhatsApp me @ +14132069461 leezah

ahiboilandgas:
Pls my office sec told me she invested 450k in bara/Mba ...at 17 percent per months ....how do Nigeria people reason ....she lost 300k in MMM now this that it been 3 year on ......are Nigerian normal people or just greed driven.....i tire ooh

Greed driven.

What's all this redpill BS am reading?

AngelicBeing:
Lol, Ambode was surrounded by Sharks, Tigers , Lions , Cobras and Pythons as politicians / aides and criminals called godfathers but if I were him, l would have taken my chances and slug it out with the political criminals both in and outside lagos even if I lose, l lose gallantly and not as a coward

I would have gone the route of Obaseki although both lagos and Edo were 2 different ball games politically but the spirit of godfatherism was at play in both scenarios (Oshiomole)
Tinubu)

It is been alleged now that Governor Fayemi of Ekiti State and some cabals in Aso Rock silently worked underground to ensure Obaseki wins to clip the wings of Oshiomole, and what played out in Edo State is all the political permutations towards 2023 to render Tinubu / Oshiomole irrelevant and I kind of agree with that thinking

Fayemi of Ekiti State is been tipped to pair with El- Rufai in 2023 under APC presidential ticket but only time will prove that wrong or right

''Cowards die many times before their death and the valiant never taste of death but once'' >>>>> Julius Caesar /Shakespeare

He wasn't a coward, Epe was never in their master plan, thanks to Ambode Epe is progressing, Tinubu has Lagos in his hands, Ambode has better plans but Tinubu will never allow it. What happened in Edo state is as a result of the British and America statement to our politician. Rigging and godfatherism is coming to and end.

GreenArrow1:
Lol!
GreenArrow screams "One week!"

and the people of God respond?

"One idiot"!

Ladies, what would you do if there were no men on earth for 24 hours?

Men, what would you do if there were no Ladies on earth for 24 hours?

Pls thank the author of this piece for me. I like it raw as it is�

THE VALUE OF THE NAIRA: A REVELATION THE VALUES OF NIGERIANS!

A currency's value is what is can fetch those who use it as a means of exchange!

Those in America use dollars and those in the UK use pounds sterling. Emiratis use Dirhams and Indians Rupees. Nigerians therefore use the Naira.

The Naira today, is equivalent to 600 units to the GB£ and 500 units to the US$.

Though we are quick to lampoon the Naira as worthless, but let us compare how much value each of these currencies equivalents fetch their owners/holders, within their borders?

In the US, a dollar ($) may not buy you more than a small bottle of water, while N500 will buy you a pack of 12 of the same bottles of water in Nigeria!

A pound (GB£) may not buy you even a small loaf of bread in London, but in Lagos, N600 will buy you and your partner, breakfast for 2, consisting of one N250 big loaf of bread, 4 fried eggs and 2 bottles of water!

Days ago, I bought 50 pcs of medium size oranges from the Ketu fruit market for N1,000, that's just $2! I bought 3 pineapples for N500 ($1)!

A litre of fuel costs N160 in Lagos, but cost $0.86 (N430) in New York! While I know people who pay cad1,700 (N500,000) per month for their glorified room and parlour self-contained in Ottawa, that is what a friend pays in 6 months, for a 2 bedroom apartment, with separate toilet, bathroom and proper kitchen, in Dolphin Estate, Ikoyi!

So why do Nigerians make so much noise over the value of their currency, when it still fetches them more value than the other currencies that they pitch the Naira against? The answer is simple: the "values" of Nigerians!

While Nigerians reacted with consternation at Dino Melaye's obnoxious display of his stolen wealth, the average Nigerian behaves exactly like Dino Melaye! From the man on the streets to the Churchpreneurs who claim to represent God!

They produce nothing, but want to flaunt everything!

Someone lamented to me about his wife's tenant, who has failed to pay N120,000 rent, for nearly a year, but slaughtered a ram and made festivities, worth N150,000, during the last Moslem "Ileya" festival!

Ask me what the idiot produces? Zilch!

Had this same debtor taken the N150,000, wasted on the one day feasting to the market, it will be more than enough to set up a fried Yam, sweet potatoes, Akara business, that can net him N300,000 monthly, and take him out of poverty and debt forever!

So, because Nigerians are unproductive at home, but consume from used clothes, to fake hair and eye lashes, to even PMS, from the abroad, they keep whining about the value of the dollar/pound-sterling against their currency.

There are universities in Nigeria, and I had my education entirely in Nigeria! So, if I chose to send my children abroad, what is the headache of the government in my personal decision, should the currency in their country of choice proves unaffordable to me? Who send me?

My personal definition of the problem with Nigeria is that, the policies of the State are manipulated to suit the indulgences of certain classes of Nigerians, who feed fat on the miseries of the masses.

Government resorted to importing fuel because some privileged Nigerians criminally destroyed our refining capacities. Rather than punish them, we put the punishment on Nigerians.

Government "subsidized" the same imported fuel, to create artificial opportunities for some privileged people to loot our treasury, under the artificially created system of "subsidies".

These Nigerians and their fraudulent economists should stop fooling themselves about the poor exchange rates of the nation's currency. 95% of the citizens of this country need food, water, Medicare, etc, obtainable in Naira!

If some useless, lecherous and unproductive, yet entitled, vanity flaunting elements like Dino Melaye, need foreign currencies to feed their insanity, what has that got to do with Nigeria?

If you want to indulge in the zero nutrition Orange, imported from wherever and sold at times ten that of super tasting Oranges from Benue, must Nigeria care about your price plight? Who send you?

If you chose Pizza over Aboki freshly cooked spicy bread and eggs, please find enough Naira to indulge in your borrowed Italian taste. #KokanAye!

This argument over our poor currency is a lie of the elite to pass their problems as everyone's!

Days ago, I made a 4 litre bowl of cooked beans (enough to feed at least 8 adults) from a N200 ($0:40) measure of beans! Add another N500 ($1) worth of sweet potatoes, and you have a super nutritious meal for 8 adults!

That's less than $3 in total, N1,500 (including the costs of other stuff like onions, peppers and oil), to feed 8 adults?

Before you complain that the Naira is weak, tell me what you need the foreign currencies for, and #Eruobodo will show you how you and Dino Melaye are related!

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